Hi all,
The playoff six were set after last week
All that was left was to decide the seeding
Melissa and Mike each picked up their wins
To leave me in fifth place seething
Jay won the regular season at 12-2
We all look at him like the Eagles '01-'04
Bark but no bite, pomp but no circumstance
Because we want it just a bit more
Matt gets the other bye thanks to a six-game streak
Of wins earlier in the season
He too will falter, believe me, it's true
And a kicker WILL be the reason
Mike plays Shanker in a P&T reunion
They will do some Bedford-era fighting
With Kelce in as Shanker's tight end
Lord helps us, another Taylor Swift sighting
I play Melissa in the other match
Set up your phone's alarms and alerts
For just like a Nissan commercial from the early 2000s
This game's quarterback duel is Love-Hurts
Happy fantasying,
Kevin