Greenpeace Pirating Noah's Ark For Global Warming

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Greenpeace Pirating Noah's Ark For Global Warming*

May 18th, 2007 2:09 PM

Global Warming's New Religion

By Judi McLeod

Ageing Greenpeace hippies have made a brilliant discovery: There is
money to be made making like Noah of Ark fame and in exploiting the Bible.

Al Gore having co-opted church pulpits in making global warming the new
religion and April being colder than expected, new angles to spread the
global warming gospel were needed.

Enter those Peter Pans of the Seas, Greenpeace activists.

"Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount
Ararat--where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great
flood--in an appeal for action on global warming," Greenpeace said
Wednesday. (www.Breibart.com)

Where the biblical vessel is said to have landed needs to be italicized.
Irrefutable proof that the ark did land on Mount Ararat never did
materialize.But that wouldn't matter much to Greenpeace.

"It doesn't matter what is true, it only matters what people believe is
true...You are what the media define you to be. Greenpeace became a myth
and fund generating machine." (The words of Greenpeace co-founder Paul
Watson, Forbes, Nov. 1991).

"Turkish and German volunteer carpenters are making the wooden ship on
the mountain in eastern Turkey, bordering Iran. The ark will be revealed
in a ceremony on May 31, a day after Greenpeace activists climb the
mountain and call on world leaders to take action to tackle climate
change", Greenpeace said.

Ah, those heroes willing to climb mountains to save the world from C02!

The last time Greenpeace climbed anything in my area, it was when they
tried to scale the walls up to the top of the CN Tower in Toronto back
in July of 2001. They scaled the wall, but got stuck out in the rain on
their well-hyped ascent-- and had to be rescued by firefighters and
police, costing local taxpayers a bundle.

"Climate change is real, it's happening now and unless world leaders
take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action, the next decades will see
human misery on a scale not experienced in modern times," said
Greenpeace activist Hilai Atici. "Those leaders have a mandate from the
people...to massively cut greenhouse gas emissions and to do it now."

Led by the likes of Al Gore and Canadian Kyoto architect Maurice Strong,
many countries are struggling to address global and national standards
for carbon emissions. UN delegates are meeting this week in Germany to
prepare for December negotiations on a new set of international rules
for controlling emissions. The new accord would succeed the Kyoto
Protocol, which ends in 2012.

Climate change will also be on the agenda when the Group of Eight major
industrialized countries--the U.S., Britain, France, Germany, Japan,
Italy, Canada and Russia--meet in Germany in June.

And that doesn't even account for the C02-emitting flatulence of cows
the UN is so worried about.

When Gore and Strong first started trying to make global warming the new
world religion, some assumed they'd stick to Gaia. Both men picked up
Gaia, one at his Baca spread, the other at the UN-endorsed St. John the
Divine Cathedral in the Big Apple.

Others just chuckled the way they did when Strong and ex-Soviet leader
Mikhail Gorbachev decided that they would just rewrite the 10
Commandments of Moses and replace them with the Earth Charter,
advertised courtesy of their absurd goat-skinned covered Ark of Hope.

Now that they're making big bucks and being loudly lauded by both the
mainstream media and Hollywood, the deadly duo and friends have taken
their global warming as religion mission mainstream.

Global warming is the new message from the Sunday pulpit, where
preachers remind us that global warming is destined to kill all earthlings.

The left may loathe Christians, but the Christian Bible always comes in
handy when there's money to be made.

Too bad Greenpeace activists wouldn't finish the ark and sail off into
the wild blue yonder.

CFP meanwhile, has come up with a slogan that fits the times, 'Save the
Environment...from Greenpeace'.


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Canada Free Press founding editor Judi McLeod is an award-winning
journalist with 30 years experience in the print media. Her work has
appeared on Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com, Glenn Beck and The
Rant. Judi can be reached at: let...@canadafreepress.com.

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