Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework

[Steven Pusateri]

Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames. It's Isaac Newton's birthday. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it. -Steven Evil fine print: for any funny images on the web. go to www.beefgir.com. For a collection of email jokes go to http://groups.google.com/group/BeefGir