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Steven Pusateri
9/4/13
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9/4/13
Steven Pusateri
9/13/08
Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework
Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into
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Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework
Reasons for Not Doing Your Math Homework I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into
9/13/08
Steven Pusateri
9/12/08
Top 10 Rejection Lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a
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Top 10 Rejection Lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a
9/12/08
Steven Pusateri
9/9/08
My Resignation:
My Resignation: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would
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My Resignation:
My Resignation: I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would
9/9/08
Steven Pusateri
9/7/08
Rocks
Rocks One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to
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Rocks
Rocks One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to
9/7/08
Steven Pusateri
9/6/08
Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn't Right
Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn't Right 9. Promises to improve foreign relations with
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Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn't Right
Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn't Right 9. Promises to improve foreign relations with
9/6/08
Steven Pusateri
9/2/08
Six Feet
Six Feet Jill was in bed with a man who was not her husband and things were heating up. All of a
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Six Feet
Six Feet Jill was in bed with a man who was not her husband and things were heating up. All of a
9/2/08
Steven Pusateri
9/1/08
Skipping Class Rationalizations
Well now, it's about that time of the semester... the time when suddenly every student has the
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Skipping Class Rationalizations
Well now, it's about that time of the semester... the time when suddenly every student has the
9/1/08
Steven Pusateri
8/31/08
Stages of Life
THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox SEDUCTION LINE
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Stages of Life
THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox SEDUCTION LINE
8/31/08
Steven Pusateri
8/30/08
What State Mottos SHOULD Be:
What State Mottos SHOULD Be: Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11623 Eskimos Can
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What State Mottos SHOULD Be:
What State Mottos SHOULD Be: Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11623 Eskimos Can
8/30/08
Steven Pusateri
8/29/08
Strange, Stupid and Dumb Laws In Illinois
Strange, Stupid and Dumb Laws In Illinois In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or
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Strange, Stupid and Dumb Laws In Illinois
Strange, Stupid and Dumb Laws In Illinois In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or
8/29/08
Steven Pusateri
8/28/08
Strange Facts 3
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in
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Strange Facts 3
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in
8/28/08
Steven Pusateri
8/25/08
Strange Facts 2
Yet again, some more of those facts that you didn't know you didn't know!! *Rubber bands last
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Strange Facts 2
Yet again, some more of those facts that you didn't know you didn't know!! *Rubber bands last
8/25/08
Steven Pusateri
8/24/08
Strange Facts
Debra Winger was the voice of ET Pearls melt in vinegar. It takes 3000 cows to supply the NFL with
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Strange Facts
Debra Winger was the voice of ET Pearls melt in vinegar. It takes 3000 cows to supply the NFL with
8/24/08
Steven Pusateri
8/23/08
Suggestive Question
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I
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Suggestive Question
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I
8/23/08
Steven Pusateri
8/22/08
Supermodel Wisdom
In today's fast-paced, stress-inducing world, more and more people are searching for inspiration
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Supermodel Wisdom
In today's fast-paced, stress-inducing world, more and more people are searching for inspiration
8/22/08
Steven Pusateri
8/21/08
The Balloonist
The Balloonist A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces altitude and
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The Balloonist
The Balloonist A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces altitude and
8/21/08
Steven Pusateri
8/13/08
TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT
TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent
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TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT
TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent
8/13/08
Steven Pusateri
8/12/08
Titanic's Last Mystery Revealed!
Titanic's Last Mystery Revealed! For years the admiralty and maritime scholars have reviewed
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Titanic's Last Mystery Revealed!
Titanic's Last Mystery Revealed! For years the admiralty and maritime scholars have reviewed
8/12/08
Steven Pusateri
8/11/08
*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****
*****Things Guys think Girls should know***** We're not as big of perverts as you think we all
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****
*****Things Guys think Girls should know***** We're not as big of perverts as you think we all
8/11/08
Steven Pusateri
8/10/08
Things I Must Try to Remember
Things I Must Try to Remember by our puppy The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not
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Things I Must Try to Remember
Things I Must Try to Remember by our puppy The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not
8/10/08
Steven Pusateri
8/9/08
Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline PA System 1. Ocean crossing flight: This is
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Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline PA System 1. Ocean crossing flight: This is
8/9/08
Steven Pusateri
8/8/08
~* Things to do at a boring movie*~
~* Things to do at a boring movie*~ 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "
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~* Things to do at a boring movie*~
~* Things to do at a boring movie*~ 1. Wear a top hat. 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "
8/8/08
Steven Pusateri
8/7/08
Three Jokes
Joke 1: A teacher was working with her pupils, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
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Three Jokes
Joke 1: A teacher was working with her pupils, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory
8/7/08
Steven Pusateri
8/6/08
TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND,
TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have
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TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND,
TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have
8/6/08
Steven Pusateri
8/5/08
Top 10 slogans rejected by Motel 6:
Top 10 slogans rejected by Motel 6: 10. Because you deserve better than the back-seat of some car. 9.
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Top 10 slogans rejected by Motel 6:
Top 10 slogans rejected by Motel 6: 10. Because you deserve better than the back-seat of some car. 9.
8/5/08
Steven Pusateri
8/4/08
Top 21 Things Not to Say When Pulled Over by the Cops
Top 21 Things Not to Say When Pulled Over by the Cops 21. I can't reach my license unless you
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Top 21 Things Not to Say When Pulled Over by the Cops
Top 21 Things Not to Say When Pulled Over by the Cops 21. I can't reach my license unless you
8/4/08
Steven Pusateri
7/29/08
Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up
Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Fooling around in
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Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up
Top 25 Signs That You've Already Grown Up 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Fooling around in
7/29/08
Steven Pusateri
7/28/08
" THE TOP SEVEN FEARS OF SNUGGLES THE FABRIC SOFTENER BEAR"
" THE TOP SEVEN FEARS OF SNUGGLES THE FABRIC SOFTENER BEAR" 7. He Might someday have to
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" THE TOP SEVEN FEARS OF SNUGGLES THE FABRIC SOFTENER BEAR"
" THE TOP SEVEN FEARS OF SNUGGLES THE FABRIC SOFTENER BEAR" 7. He Might someday have to
7/28/08
Steven Pusateri
7/27/08
viagra
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed
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viagra
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed
7/27/08