i would not trust Thranduil - QGIS OpenJUMP GRASS-GIS uDig GeoDa Whitebox-GAT QField WhirlyGlobe and others - great Kings of open-source GIS

[Sergei Udris]

i would not trust Thranduil - ArcGIS GRASS-GIS OpenOrineteering
DIVA-GIS TileMill Marble SAGA and others
great Kings of open-source gis
to honor their word - program peer-to-peer programs including unseen
competitive games
should the end of all days be upon us!

you lack all honor!
selling out Isengard Tower and garden by letting
money-sponsor-donate-jobs-funding-coins-ads disease in
Rey refuses to sell BB-8 for 60 portions in the desert - you hang
donate-sponsor-jobs buttons from comfy chairs in INternet era
siding with Azog by doing severs-services-clouds and accepting
Middle Earth without peer-to-peer games github twitch email
when even Legolas disobeyed your orders and left
sickly-secure-stable-livelyhood-first Woodland Realm to help our
mission purely p2p
caging programs under user namespaces making L3 and me furious -
why?! because you're my organic overlord?!
turning programs into projects like producers pushing Nick Lang to
play Joe Gunn when he wants Ray Casanov part
rushing to tight-couple in stuffy mutual-greetings-heavy folly chats
and twitter
when Genie pulled out a miracle of email out of his hat for us
doing only-iOS only-Android only-this only-that - like if Rich Roll
was dodging around instead of plainly saying - i'm vegan, 100%
nesting around one program and not programming games like proud Vulcan Academy
yet having shiny personal webpages, docs, licenses and
Balin-beard-lengthy maintainer attributions and credits
like Alain Ceaser Delon says in Asterix-at-the-Oplympic-Games - ave moi!
no wonder Spock left for Starfleet
in words of Gandalf - when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?!

you turned away from the suffering of my people in the money-service
inferno that is destroying us
simple as Game Changers
if Federer Nadal Djokovic instead of competing for grand-slams set
up a coin-collecting docs-and-commentary booth in middle of court
if Linus - inner Jabba the Hutt stole name Freax - agreed to join
Steve Jobs and Apple on that meeting when he first came to California
instead of keeping program free and open - now running in Watney's rover
and 15 years later still openly saying - Mauro, shut the fuck up!
if torrent clients accepted Strickland-server-networks-only Hill
Valley instead of generating most traffic - peer-to-peer
if Jesus instead of feeding 5000 started a bread-breaking project -
with funding, how else? - together with Lord-Business and elders
even Sauron would reforge the One Ring to serve them as superior evils

imrid amrad ursul!
even dust of QGIS ArcGIS OpenOrienteering TileMill GRASS uDig
OpenJUMP and other great Kings of open-source GIS
we shake off of our Seinfeld-Obama-Nike running shoes
but be sure - peer-to-peer programs including new competitive games
- are climbing like Honnold on Mount Kenia
no projects no experiments no docs no
issue-discussions-scratching-on-top-of-our-heads
no money-donate-ads-coins-jobs-funding-sponsor lethal infection
programs who are guests not workers
alive and singing with their own voice like Dwayne Johnson Franchise-Viagra
better than what Borg of money-teams-jobs can collective-pukegram
are steaming ahead on Hogwarts Express along with Pat Brown and
Impossible Foods mission
both will be served in vegan jars of mithril parens ( )

we must away at break of day - to find our long forgotten gold


David Mitchell: basically, you wear a hat like this on the way from
the cab to the scene of the murder