Don't copy if you can't Paste

[s.vijay ananth]

Don't copy if you can't paste!

Nice one



A popular motivational speaker was
entertaining his audience. He Said :
" The best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in
silence and shock. The speaker added: " And that woman was my
mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week
later, a top manager trained by the motivational
speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at
home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said
loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,
" The greatest years of my
life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not
my wife!"

The
wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there
for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of
the joke, the manager finally blurted out

".... and I can't remember
who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his
consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing
burns from boiling water




Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

 

 

 

Best Regards,

Vijay