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From: "Mustafa mustafa_a...@yahoo.com [pakistanicalgarians]" <pakistanicalg...@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Dec 24, 2014 5:00 PM
Subject: [pakistanicalgarians] On a lighter note !
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On a lighter note for all the husbands ...
RETIRED HUSBAND
= ============== =
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter,
from the local Wal-Mart
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time; and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.
If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor.
Enjoy Life - It has an expiry date..
😛😜😊
Mustafa Siddiqui
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Posted by: Mustafa <mustafa_a...@yahoo.com>
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Thank you.
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Calgary, AB
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From: "Mustafa mustafa_a...@yahoo.com [pakistanicalgarians]" <pakistanicalg...@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Dec 24, 2014 5:00 PM
Subject: [pakistanicalgarians] On a lighter note !
To: <Pakistani...@yahoogroups.com>
Cc:
On a lighter note for all the husbands ...
RETIRED HUSBAND
= ============== =
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - loves to browse & leaves me with endless time to fulfill.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter,
from the local Wal-Mart
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.
Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away'.
This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time; and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
EMTs were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;
'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.
If you don't send this to your dearest friends; You will be depriving them of some good humor.
Enjoy Life - It has an expiry date..
😛😜😊
Mustafa Siddiqui
------------------------------------
Posted by: Mustafa <mustafa_a...@yahoo.com>
------------------------------------
This is a social group of Pakistanis living in Calgary. Please be advised that no hate emails will be permitted.
Please do not target any specific group for ridicule. There are all kinds of people in all nations, tribes and groups and therefore, one is neither better nor worse than others, except for one's deeds.
If you do not agree with a point of view, feel free to express yourself and positively criticize the opinion of others if you have evidence. Do not target the other person.
Be constructive. World is full of pity parties and we do not need to have one more. If you offer criticism, it is your duty to offer positive alternatives. Interact. Have fun.
Disclaimer: The moderator is not responsible for opinion expressed by others. All efforts will be made to redirect people to ethical behaviors in light of Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedom.
In case, warnings are not heeded, an offending member will be removed from this forum.
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE
Moderator, PakistaniCalgarians
_________________________________________________________________
To send a message to the members of this group, send an email to:
pakistani...@yahoogroups.com. You can only post if you are a member. If you want to be a member of this group, please provide the following information.
1- Name
2- Phone number
3- Area of residence
4- Reference from a current member
Note:
Those of us (Pakistanis living in Canada) who were educated in our birth country, owe our education and our prosperity to the poor masses of Pakistan who contributed their sweat and hard work to make our success possible.
As to our country of choice, there is no better place on earth. You are here to stay, grow and contribute. You need to invest here to make the coming generations of ALL CANADIANS safe. Give more, ask for less.
Thank you.
Abdul Rahman, Hammad Tahir, Dr. Lubna Anis, Waseem Aslam
Calgary, AB
------------------------------------
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