I think the league should look into the egregious tactics employed by the
East Side Rat Pack, their GM, Mr. Peter Dangerfield, MM Duke Robinson, Jr. and
pitchers Ryan Castellani and Frank Montas.
They were responsible for the beaning of 4 Manatees’ batters in a two game
period, knocking out SS Brandon Crawford for 3 days and our most effective
catcher, Anthony Bemboom, for 23 days.
Bemboom will miss the entire post-season, which will probably be shortened
for the Manatees due to his loss.
We feel these disgraceful actions were no doubt in response to first
baseman Luke Voit’s 4 home run series, which, as a side note, gave him a regular
season total of 63.
Respectfully yours,
Randy Matthews, GM
Key West Manatees
(One of the oldest and most respected franchises in 7th Inning
Stretch)