Fwd: How to Get Kicked out of Walmart

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How to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

 

Margret sent me this

 

 

 1. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
 

2. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

 3. Two words: "Marco Polo."

4. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

 5. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

 

 6. Stick a sign on the back of the employee saying "How may I NOT help you!"

 7. Go into walmart to the candy section and unwrap all of the chocolate bars saying "I've got to find that golden ticket!!!"

 

 8. challenge other people to duels with sticks of wrapping paper

 9. Grab a random thing off a shelf and in every aisle advertise it to the people walking by. if they dont take it, get mad and
 throw the item at them, then run away

 

 10. Buy a jumprope and hold a big game of double dutch in the busiest part of the parking lot.

 11. Get a whole bunch of friends, have them put on prom dresses, then in the middle of the store have a HUGE fashion show
 and annouce their names and what they're wearing loudly.

 

12. Lay on a beach towel in your swim suit and when people walk by yell SECURITY!! They're blocking my sun!!

 13. Get a bunch of stuff and when you go to pay, use chucky cheese tokens

 

14. Put a little kid in a cart, then run and say, "Robin, to the bat cave"

 

15. Pay in exact change

 16. Go into a dressing room wait for a long time and then yell there's no toliet paper in here!!

 17. Stare at an action figure and when someone walks by, say "Why won't you answer me??"

 18. Stare at someone closely, then say, "YOUR ONE OF THEMMMM" and run to the next isle.

 19. Break all the fish tanks and yell, "be free!!!!!!!!!"

 20. Go to the middle and yell, "Kmart is cheaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

21. Place a dora doll in the middle of a isle, and when someone comes to get it, jump out and say, "swiper no swiping"

 23. Give the clerk a really hard time because his/her name tag isn't lined up with the stripes on his shirt.

 24. Have your friends push you down the isles and make machine gun sounds at the passerby.

25. Take a yellow ball, throw it and yell, "I choose you, Pikachu!!!!!!"

 26. Sit in the middle of the store covering your ears and yell "the voices are back!!!!!!!!!!!"

 27. Throw skittles at people and say taste the rainbow!

28. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other isles.

29. Stand on a clothes rack and yell "Oscer the Shark Slayer is back!"

30. Put a heavy metal radio station on all of the display radios, then turn the radio off and turn the volume up to 10.

31. Walk up to people, hug them and say "Grandma thought you were dead!"

32. Go to an ATM, and when you get the money out, shout "I won, I won!!!!!!!!!

33. . Fill a cart with random stuff and leave it in a random asile. Repeat as nessessary.

34. Go in the stuffed animal isle and when people walk by you in there, say "SHH! they're sleeping!!"

35. Walk up to some one with a big stomach and ask when the baby due.

36. When there are people walking in front of you, run at them and shout "red rover

37. Go to a self check out, set the language to spanish, then start scanning your items and yell " why won't this stupid thing work?!?!?"

 

38. Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible
 theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

39. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

40. Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

41. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

42. when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!! THEY'RE BACK!!!"

43. Start a fish stick fight

44. Walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

 45. (this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

 46. Walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

 47. Attempt to fly off a high shelf

 48. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store and say you've on one-million dollars!!!

 49. Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.

 50. Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

 51. Walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

 

 

 

 

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[Lily S.]

52. Dress in black, go into the parking lot and when cars go by point a hairdryer at them. 

 

 

 

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