Poetry Submission by Natchai Leenders

[Natchai Leenders]

Dungeon Master's Complex, Type 5

I'm sorry for using all these images from a great role playing game.
Some things are unforgivable. I relapse, return to soul slaying fame.
My mental armor class is high but this is a critical hit.
I'll throw everything and the kitchen sink in this fit.
You never said: "How do you wanna do this?"
but you did it your way, let's be frank, miss.

All bets are off! I would like to rage
verbally. I'll engage on my stage
'cause I have a blood axe to grind
with you. My path is the Wrathfind-
er in this D&Disstrack. My words strike true!
Not even a short rest in this camp pain for you.

This is clearly a case of Dungeon Master's Complex, type 5.
This bard has type 1, hiding behind screens but this is times life-
times worse. You don't create dungeons, you create the Nine Hells.
I'll miss ya like apples on heads; got that trick from William Tell.

You're overseein' all like the Big Sister you wanna be.
You're a beholder but in your eyes are no beauty.
Your own brother's initiative was completely ignored.
Bloodbond is broken by cravin' the edge and sword.

Arcane trickster speakin': "You'll never receive my grace.
You're the Tiamat, not just two-faced but five-faced.
Rise of the Dragon Queen won the game of thrones
but also gained a name and the undying shame of bones."


(09/07/2016)


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Bio:

I was born in Nijmegen, The Netherlands, in 1987. I also live here where I'm a 'Mad Scientist' with a Master's Degree in American Studies, specializing in literature and culture. My path of poetry started in 2007 and I've improved my craft thanks to a Creative Writing Workshop I attended from 2008 till 2011. I've performed at several open-mics from 2009 to 2013 and picked this up again this year. I've decided to take my poetry to the next level by trying to organize my own poetry course to inspire kids, the youth and everyone else. It's called 'Riordan' (Irish for 'King of the Bards / Bard of the Kings').