this is a true story
today i was nailing my moving truck parking permits to the trees outside our house. a guy came out of a house across the street and yelled at me:
"You don't nail that, that's an ELM tree! Are you an idiot?"
[I paused, confused, then said]: "There's no way I would know that, and I don't appreciate your tone."
Him: "It's a goddamn elm tree. Fucking idiot." [Walks into Jimmy T's]
This is a true story. I tell you this because it's a) insane, b) funny, and c) if you see a guy ripping down my permit signs, which i figure is 50/50 chance, please let me know.
so yeah