My NFL prospects

[Brian Mulawka]

I know I don’t have the physical talent to play in the NFl, and I suspect I don’t have the football smarts to even be a coach or coordinator or anything --- but here’s what I do know for sure: If I ever got the chance to play in an NFL game I would be able to remember to, you know, actually carry the ball across the goal line to score a touchdown instead of dropping it on the 1 yard line.

 

Just saying.