Blood Relations
Prongs
Dear fellow Marauders,
According to J.K.R., all pure-bloods are related. Well, since James
and Sirius are pure-bloods, they are related, which means Harry is
related to Sirius. But, since Sirius is also related to the Malfoys,
HARRY'S RELATED TO DRACO"DORCO"MALFOY!!! OH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What makes it worse is that Harry's also got to kill his own relative,
since Voldemort's mum is a pure-blood!!! Snape's mum as well is a
pureblood, which means Snape's related to Dumbledore! He killed his
own relative! This also means that a)Harry's related to the person
he's trying to take revenge on b) he's related to nearly everyone in
the school c) the marauders are related d) EVERYONE WHO'S NOT A MUGGLE
BORN IN THE WIZARDING WORLD IS RELATED!!!(LA LA LA LA LA)!
-- Prongs
P.S. Mischief Managed!