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Steve Novakovic

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Oct 2, 2006, 3:45:49 PM10/2/06
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Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?

Steve


Yddap

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Oct 2, 2006, 3:51:40 PM10/2/06
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In news:N%dUg.46714$TF5....@newsfe1-win.ntli.net,
Steve Novakovic <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> opined loudly:

> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve

Everything , anything and nothing
PS this IS NOT an NTL support group
:-(
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Yddap


John Holmes

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Oct 2, 2006, 3:58:45 PM10/2/06
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Steve Novakovic "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> Hi,

Fuck off.

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st...@tropheus.demon.co.uk

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Oct 2, 2006, 3:55:30 PM10/2/06
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Anything.

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http://www.easynn.com

Gordon

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Oct 2, 2006, 4:03:16 PM10/2/06
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"Steve Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>


I feel worms and can coming on!


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Muse

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Oct 2, 2006, 4:34:38 PM10/2/06
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Steve Novakovic wrote:
> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>
Breasts

Bra support is very important

Frosty

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Oct 2, 2006, 4:38:15 PM10/2/06
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I downloaded new messages from 24hoursupport.helpdesk on Mon, 02 Oct
2006 19:45:49 GMT, and who should I see posting but "Steve Novakovic"
<Steve.N...@ntlworld.com>! I could scarely believe "Steve
Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> would remark:

>Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
>Steve
>

Nothing, overall.
But something all in all.

Whiskers

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Oct 2, 2006, 4:28:42 PM10/2/06
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On 2006-10-02, Steve Novakovic <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve

Freedom of expression :))

Peaple post questions, other people post responses which may or may not be
related to the questions. This activity is supported 24hours a day, no
matter when you start counting. Help is not precluded, but you are on
your own when it comes to deciding what is or isn't help.

The desk is a red herring. Or a dark horse.

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richard

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Oct 2, 2006, 4:17:44 PM10/2/06
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"Steve Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>

The only usenet newsgroup where absolutely nothing is ever off topic.
Except the posting of binaries, then we'll toast your account.
No charter, no FAQ.
But this newsgroup is not affiliated with any service, nor is it staffed by
any.
Caveat Emptor.
You are responsible for any information given to you.

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Brian H¹©

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Oct 2, 2006, 5:39:06 PM10/2/06
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Steve Novakovic wrote:

> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>

Flagellation, necrophilia and beastiality.
Otherwise you are just flogging a dead horse.

John Holmes

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Oct 2, 2006, 5:41:23 PM10/2/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
> generally acting like assholes.
>
> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
> all in one thread.
>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>
> Altie
>

I found that picture of your's you sent me a while ago.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9403/pcworld8da.jpg

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Kitty Kat Bar

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Oct 2, 2006, 6:00:35 PM10/2/06
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>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.

you're a dumb ass

(but I like you...)

Rick Merrill

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Oct 2, 2006, 6:58:15 PM10/2/06
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Evan Platt wrote:

> On Mon, 02 Oct 2006 19:45:49 GMT, "Steve Novakovic"
> <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
>
> Overall, we support overalls.

that would be alt.suspenders ...

vince candline

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Oct 2, 2006, 7:23:26 PM10/2/06
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"Steve Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:N%
dUg.46714$TF5....@newsfe1-win.ntli.net:

> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>

Steve, this was a great newsgroup for many years. The folks that
answred questions were unbelievable. Lately trolls have taken over
and the kill file makes it still readable.

doS

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Oct 2, 2006, 7:49:25 PM10/2/06
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thats his moma

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 2, 2006, 7:50:02 PM10/2/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who loans money
and takes an arm or a leg as interest payment, brown-nosed:

> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
> generally acting like assholes.
>
> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
> all in one thread.
>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.

The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining about the
stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou notable strumpet. Thou precious pander.

Blinky the Shark

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Oct 2, 2006, 7:55:23 PM10/2/06
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Steve Novakovic wrote:

> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?

Athletics.

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Blinky the Shark

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Oct 2, 2006, 7:57:34 PM10/2/06
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Or a lame duck. Or a dirty bird.

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Old Gringo

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Oct 2, 2006, 11:55:15 PM10/2/06
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Without Any Hesitation, Steve Novakovic Wrote The Following:

> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>
The Sky Is The Limit, and you will receive some very good help here
along with more bull shit than you can read in one day unless you
have taken the Evelyn Woods Dynamic Reading Course. Good Luck

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DemoDisk

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Oct 3, 2006, 1:03:29 AM10/3/06
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"Muse" <museg...@SCALESnyc.rr.com> wrote in message
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Yes. We lift and separate.
Boom BaBa Boom BaBa Boom BaBa Boom BaBa Ramalama DingDong Boo-boom
KaBASH!

I like it!


Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 1:15:19 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the insignificant
moneylender, nitpicked:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who loans money
>> and takes an arm or a leg as interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>
>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>
>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>
>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so
>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>
>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling
>>> him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>
>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>
>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining
>> about the stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.
>

> Add<BITCHLSAP>

I subtracted. Deal with it, bitch.

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou geck and scorn o' th' other's villainy. Thou clumsy, idiotic
moldwarp.

The God of Odd Statements

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Oct 3, 2006, 1:18:06 AM10/3/06
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On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:59:42 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did most oddly
state:
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the person who loans money and takes an arm or a leg

>>as interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>
>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>
>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>
>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
>>> all in one thread.
>>>
>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
>>> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
>>> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>
>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>
>>The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining about
>>the stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.
>
> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself that most think of as
> a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul language as easily as a bum wipes
> his ass with his clean hand and the amount of irony is astounding.

Where exactly is the alleged "irony", Alt?

> BTW, good job at uttering one sentence without the word fuckwit in it,
> you old, boring, lame, repeat the same outdated blather over and over
> again Usenet haint.

No, he left that to me, fuckwit.

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"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'

"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt

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Rectum Burn

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Oct 3, 2006, 1:43:16 AM10/3/06
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"Steve Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> said in news:N%dUg.46714
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> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve

Out right cads, scoundrels, jackanapes. fops and flaming homosexuals. Why
do you ask?

Rectum Burrrrrrrn

Melvin Snerd

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Oct 3, 2006, 1:44:10 AM10/3/06
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John Holmes <nos...@fuckithard.com> said in news:20061002195845.5FA7F28538
@smtp4.wanadoo.nl:

> Steve Novakovic "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>
>> Hi,
>
> Fuck off.

Yeah, what HE said........

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Rectum Burn

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Oct 3, 2006, 1:48:17 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> said in
news:tp03i2tf1hoji33qg...@4ax.com:

> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
> generally acting like assholes.
>
> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
> all in one thread.
>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.

Altie, you are the most dour, anal retentive, suppressed, closeted
homosexual in this august froup. You definitely need to fuck off and die a
slow, agonizing death.

HTH

Rectum Burrrrrrn

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Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

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Oct 3, 2006, 2:33:36 AM10/3/06
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I will now respond to a post accessible as
news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl
¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who loans money
>>>>and takes an arm or a leg as interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>>>
>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>>>
>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so
>>>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>
>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling
>>>>> him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>>>
>>>>The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining about
>>>>the stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.
>>>

>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself that most think of
>>> as a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul language as easily as a bum
>>> wipes his ass with his clean hand and the amount of irony is
>>> astounding.
>>

>>A few points that I should address:
>>
>>-Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic. However, the words
>>they speak may be.

<snip>

> Kadaitcha

<snip>

> Kadaitcha

<snip>

> Kadaitcha

<snip>

It appears that somebody owns you.

--
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Grand Moff of Death Star 6.2
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<http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
<http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan>

Economic Left/Right: -0.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18

Celestia

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Oct 3, 2006, 2:39:47 AM10/3/06
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"and flaming homosexuals"

WORK IT MISS THING

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Celestia

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Oct 3, 2006, 2:40:34 AM10/3/06
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<snorp>
> That sounded like an insult. Are you insulting me, Rectum?
>
> Altie

I think he was hitting on you

Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

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I will now respond to a post accessible as
news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
<Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about him.

That does not surprise me.

> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his name being
> mentioned when he is the one being discussed, GrandMoff. Oops, that's
> twice I have typed your moniker in 2 different posts,

That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space between "Grand" and
"Moff." BTW, can you ever get anything right?

> you may be onto
> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that swuft.

I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing, you!

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Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

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I will now respond to a post accessible as
news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
<Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that you disapprove
> of GrandMoff?

No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.

> BTW, it is your moniker,

You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker. Ha,
ha!

> I can provide you with a
> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.

Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?

>>> you may be onto
>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that swuft.
>>
>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing, you!
>

> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?

I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention span
is terrible!

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Rectum Burn

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Oct 3, 2006, 3:28:31 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> said in
news:4f24i2tu078hjsq4q...@4ax.com:

> LOL. Celestia, I think he just wants me to fuck off and die.
>
> Altie

I'd fuck ya. Bend over.

Rectum Burrrrrrn

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Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

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Oct 3, 2006, 3:36:47 AM10/3/06
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I will now respond to a post accessible as
news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl
¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am making an ass
> of myself?

Well, yeah. Duh.

> You really are the testy one.

Thank you.

>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>
>>You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker.
Ha,
>>ha!
>

> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes little
> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
> idiot.

Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.

>>> I can provide you with a
>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>
>>Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>
>

> Hmmm, let's see:
> --------------------------------------
> moniker
>
> Dictionary
> Directory > Words > Dictionary
> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
> n. Slang.
>
> A personal name or nickname.
> --------------------------------------
>
> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this definition,
> GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely. Show that you
> have manners and I will share the knowledge.

I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up the
definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame of
your own ignorance.

>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that swuft.
>>>>
>>>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing, you!
>>>
>>> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>
>>I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention
span
>>is terrible!
>

> KM? Who in the holy fucking hell is KM? You are one of those Usenet
> freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?

You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the object
of your desire? You're a mess!

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 3:49:26 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the subaqueous fitter,
dirged:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:

>>> Kadaitcha

>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>

> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about him.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PKB, you fucktard cunt.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou inhuman wretch. A monster, a very monster in apparel.

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 3:52:20 AM10/3/06
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Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>, the
chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:

I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs. Enjoy.

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou buck-toothed gnawing mammal. Thou knotty-pated devil incarnate.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 4:14:21 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the official of summoning
witnesses in the ecclesiastical courts, twiddled:


>>> KM?

> And still you rattle on about some mythical acronym?<BITCHSLAP>

It's right there in front of your gormless face, fuckflap.

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou unnecessary letter. Contemptuous base born callet.

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 4:14:54 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the servant responsible for
monitoring the state of the tide, published:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:37:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

> Kadaitcha, you are my kook. Remember, you ran off last time we had a
> little sparring session. I hurt your monkey like feelings and you got
> mad and went away.
>
> Tonight, you just had to reacquaint yourself with me for some reason,
> I don't know why. But, it will end just the same as last time, me
> pissing you off and you getting mad and not wanting to play anymore.
>
> Altie

You are insane.

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou night-brawler. Nothing but lechery, all incontinent varlets.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 4:21:51 AM10/3/06
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Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>, the too
large agrologist, trickled:

> I will now respond to a post accessible as news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched-
> pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-
> ass.com>:

> He's quite a moron. I like him!

He believes his own bullshit. You should have seen the fucker crap his pants
when he thought someone had posted his real name; pants pisser it was.

>> Enjoy.
>
> TNX!

YW.

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou mammering simp'ring dame. Thou fen-sucked boy-queller.

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 4:22:32 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the grovelling saltboiler,
yawped:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:34:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the subaqueous fitter,
>> dirged:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>
>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>
>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about
>>> him.
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PKB, you fucktard cunt.
>

> Scroll back up, Kadaitcha, you just couldn't stand not being in on the
> fun that you saw this thread turning into.
>
> But for now on, don't comment on anything I say<BITCHSLAP>

Try and stop me, netl0oN.

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou pernicious bloodsucker of sleeping men. Thou lubberly-boy.

Mara

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Oct 3, 2006, 7:55:58 AM10/3/06
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On Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:23:26 GMT, vince candline <vjcandline@xxxshawzzz.> wrote:

>"Steve Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:N%
>dUg.46714$TF5....@newsfe1-win.ntli.net:
>
>> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>>
>> Steve
>>
>>
>Steve, this was a great newsgroup for many years. The folks that
>answred questions were unbelievable. Lately trolls have taken over
>and the kill file makes it still readable.

<waving> Hi, vince. Good to see you. :)

"Say hi to June for me, please?"

--
Far be it for me to introduce facts and reason to the willfully blind
and ignorant. I leave thee to thy bliss. --LA, nanae

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 8:57:09 AM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the petticoat warmer, spat
out:

> On 3 Oct 2006 07:48:17 +0200, Rectum Burn
> <rectum...@hotmailremovethisspamtrap.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> said in
>> news:tp03i2tf1hoji33qg...@4ax.com:


>>
>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>
>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>
>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so
>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>
>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling
>>> him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>
>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>

>> Altie, you are the most dour, anal retentive, suppressed, closeted
>> homosexual in this august froup. You definitely need to fuck off and
>> die a slow, agonizing death.
>>
>> HTH


>>
>
> That sounded like an insult. Are you insulting me, Rectum?

He's telling it like it is.

> Altie

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou anointed sovereign of sighs and groans. Thou fat-kidneyed,
deceiving puffball.

Rhonda Lea Kirk

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Oct 3, 2006, 9:46:41 AM10/3/06
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I think I own a share of Altimer, dear.

After all, he named his other dog after me. :)

--
Rhonda Lea Kirk

Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay


Rhonda Lea Kirk

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Oct 3, 2006, 10:06:59 AM10/3/06
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He's also just plain old fucking boring.

That's why his threads all die an ignominious death. All the droning
gets to be too much to bear.

Frosty

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Oct 3, 2006, 10:29:36 AM10/3/06
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I downloaded new messages from 24hoursupport.helpdesk on Mon, 02 Oct
2006 21:30:53 GMT, and who should I see posting but Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
<Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>! I could scarely believe Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
<Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> would remark:

>A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>generally acting like assholes.
>
>Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
>The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
>all in one thread.
>
>A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
>Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
>dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
>I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>

>Altie

I think you meant to say we all look as stupid as we sound (or read.)

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 4:50:02 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the seller of gorse for
brooms, squeaked:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

> You<BITCHSLAP>

Now, watch how your beloved thread dies...

*plonk*

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou murderous coxcomb. Peace, ye fat guts.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 5:06:07 PM10/3/06
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Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>, the grouchy governess, cooed:

> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>, the seller of gorse for


>> brooms, squeaked:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
>>>> the too large agrologist, trickled:
>>>>
>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>> news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched- pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black- ass.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
>>>>>> the chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by

>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrl ค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:


>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by

>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:


>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by

>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:


>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrl ค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Del ค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>, the person

>>>>>>>> monทiทker or monทickทer (mon'i-k?r)

> I win.<BITCHSLAP>

I tell porkies.

> I always wins, because you are a piss ant and that makes it
> easy for me. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>
> See you next time, KadaitchaBoi
>
> Altie

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou wanton and effeminate boy. Thou bat-fowling, quailing pure impiety.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 5:29:06 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the kept woman, alleged:

> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:51:07 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the grouchy governess,
>> cooed:

>>> I win.<BITCHSLAP>
>
>
>> I tell porkies.
>
> W<BITCHSLAP>

See the control I have over you, Altimer? Feel the powerrrrrrr! GRRR!

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou boy of tears. Thou strange fish.

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 5:30:20 PM10/3/06
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Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com>, the trench and ditch digger,
dilated:

Yes dear, I know; what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou freckled whelp. Thou young quat.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 5:50:36 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the underpants quality
inspector, repeated:

> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:14:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"


> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the kept woman, alleged:
>>
>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:51:07 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the grouchy governess,
>>>> cooed:
>>
>>>>> I win.<BITCHSLAP>
>>>
>>>
>>>> I tell porkies.
>>>

>>> Well, well, the thread hasn't exactly died yet, has it? You are fun
>>> to tinker around with Kadaitcha, like an old model airplane. You
>>> hold interest for awhile, but then you get shoved in the corner and
>>> forgot about.
>
>>> I am almost done with you, for now.


>
>> See the control I have over you, Altimer? Feel the powerrrrrrr! GRRR!
>

> Y<BITCHSLAP>

Powerrrrr!

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou pasty-faced theme of all our scorns. Thou low-life bombard of sack.

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 5:53:33 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the irrational pasteler,
guffawed:

> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:15:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

> I<BITCHSLAP>

You are under my control. Feel the powerrrrrr.

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou sour husband. Thou musty, bankrupt arrant knave.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 5:55:50 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the travelling salesman,
crabbed:

> S<BITCHSLAP>

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou truant. Thou perjured prattler.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 6:00:17 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the seller of green potatoes,
blurted out:

> Kadaitcha

*ding*

> s<BITCHSLAP>

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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou patched fool. Thou hot-headed, unhygienic garbage.

Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 6:02:13 PM10/3/06
to
Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the operator of the machine
that looks expensive but isnæt, whistled:

> S<BITCHSLAP>


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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou bad neighbour. Thou irregulous devil.

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Kadaitcha Man

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Oct 3, 2006, 6:07:08 PM10/3/06
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Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the deceiving almoner,
diffused:

> P<BITCHSLAP>

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September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

Thou dastard noble. Thou mouldy, undesirable stinking haddock.

The Demon Prince of Absurdity

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Oct 3, 2006, 6:09:21 PM10/3/06
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On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:36:02 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the cha-cha,
and screamed:

> On Tue, 3 Oct 2006 10:06:59 -0400, "Rhonda Lea Kirk" wrote:
>>Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the servant responsible for monitoring the state
>>> of the tide, published:
>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:37:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan, the chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:

>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by
>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the
> Yet, your man is bouncing around on the string like a sweet and
> predictable little puppet, isn't he? In fact, it will not be long
> before you are full force, just like he is, in this o' so boring thread.
> LOL

You should thank them for deigning to remain in this thread.

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Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
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and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
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Oct 3, 2006, 7:49:56 PM10/3/06
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I will now respond to a post accessible as
news:p854i21tblau7vr0m...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
<Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:36:47 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as

>>news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

>><Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:


>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤

>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by

>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:


>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>¤

>>>>>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"

>>>>>>>>>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who

Hee hee!

>>> You really are the testy one.
>>
>>Thank you.
>>
>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>
>>>>You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker.
>>Ha,
>>>>ha!
>>>
>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes little
>>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
>>> idiot.
>>
>>Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
>

> Ahh, you are just saying that because you don't understand. I am sure
> that happens often.

I must admit that it's hard for me to comprehend the degree of your
stupidity. I just can't relate to you. I'm sorry.

>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>>>
>>>>Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>>>dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>
>>>
>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>> --------------------------------------
>>> moniker
>>>
>>> Dictionary
>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>>> n. Slang.
>>>
>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>> --------------------------------------
>>>
>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely.
>>> Show that you have manners and I will share the knowledge.
>>
>>I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up the
>>definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame
>>of your own ignorance.
>

> You blithering, staggering, stumbling, bumbling, buffoon, you. You
> are, right now, using Usenet. What you use to identify yourself with
> is called your moniker. Keep pissing around and I will only make you
> look more retard like than you already do, GrandMoff.

There's the kookrant I was looking for!
Your inadvertent admission of your own ignorance has been accepted.

>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that
>>>>>>> swuft.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing,
>>>>>>you!
>>>>>
>>>>> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>>>
>>>>I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention
>>span
>>>>is terrible!
>>>
>>> KM? Who in the holy fucking hell is KM? You are one of those
>>> Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
>>
>>You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the
>>object of your desire? You're a mess!
>

> And still you rattle on about some mythical acronym? I think you are
> a kook, GrandMoff, I really do.

Do you even know what an acronym is, you impossible dolt?

--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of Death Star 6.2
Master of Mindy (arf)

<http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
<http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan>

Economic Left/Right: -0.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18

Grand Moff Robert Buchanan

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Oct 3, 2006, 7:51:36 PM10/3/06
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I will now respond to a post accessible as
news:1h64i2di4ij98ng5p...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl
¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:59:24 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched-


>>pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-
>>ass.com>:
>>

>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>, the
>>> chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:
>>>

>>>>> You really are the testy one.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you.
>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a
moniker.
>>>> Ha,
>>>>>> ha!
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes
little
>>>>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
>>>>> idiot.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
>>>>

>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>>>>> dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>> moniker
>>>>>
>>>>> Dictionary
>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>>>>> n. Slang.
>>>>>
>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>>>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely.
>>>>> Show that you have manners and I will share the knowledge.
>>>>
>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up
the
>>>> definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame
>>>> of your own ignorance.
>>>>

>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that
>>>>>>>>> swuft.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing,
>>>>>>>> you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your
attention
>>>>>> span is terrible!
>>>>>
>>>>> KM? Who in the holy fucking hell is KM? You are one of those
Usenet
>>>>> freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
>>>>
>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the
>>>> object of your desire? You're a mess!
>>>

>>> I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs.
>>

>>He's quite a moron. I like him!
>

> GrandMoff, want me to teach you how to not sound quite as stupid as
> you do? Let me know.

Why do you think that you know what I sound like from reading my USENET
posts?

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The Demon Prince of Absurdity

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Oct 3, 2006, 9:11:35 PM10/3/06
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On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:50:20 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the cha-cha,
and screamed:
> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:15:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>Rhonda Lea Kirk, the trench and ditch digger, dilated:
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan, the chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:

>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:

>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del ¤:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the person who loans money and takes
> I already have Rhonda's mind right, Kadaitcha, now there is just you.
> She crumbles easily, not much fight in her. You have retard strength to
> you though, a little tougher.
>
> Poor old Rhonda just goes around bleating and whining about how I am
> mean and not worth responding to because I drone on. LOL
>
> The thing is, that is what I wanted to do, methodically break her spirit
> and in doing so, win the game of attrition. Which I did, she as much as
> groveled at my feet.

Here's hoping this ain't too late, and that I haven't already nominated
anyone for it.

George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award

Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic
cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own
superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free world
scenario.

Given the incessant cries of "VICTOLLY!" quoted above, I, Snarky, do
hereby nominate for the (September 2006, hopefully) George Armstrong
Custer "Kicked @$$" Award the k00k known variously as "Altie", "Altimer",
and "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤".

Seconds?

The Demon Prince of Absurdity

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Oct 3, 2006, 9:15:36 PM10/3/06
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On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 00:31:02 +0000, Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ did the cha-cha,
and screamed:

> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 23:55:13 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>news:ajn5i2tiirv2jhn1o...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤:
>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:47:13 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤, the operator of the machine that looks expensive
>>>>but isn't, whistled:
>>>>
>>>>> S<BITCHSLAP>
>>>
>>> Pitiful kook
>>
>>Does KM have a saddle designed to fit your back?
>
> As I see it, the two of you are dulling my spurs and I just had them
> sharpened. There will be a charge for that.

How do you know if they're getting off?

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