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Fuck off.
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>Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
>Steve
>
Nothing, overall.
But something all in all.
Freedom of expression :))
Peaple post questions, other people post responses which may or may not be
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> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>
Flagellation, necrophilia and beastiality.
Otherwise you are just flogging a dead horse.
> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
> generally acting like assholes.
>
> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
> all in one thread.
>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>
> Altie
>
I found that picture of your's you sent me a while ago.
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9403/pcworld8da.jpg
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> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
>
>
Steve, this was a great newsgroup for many years. The folks that
answred questions were unbelievable. Lately trolls have taken over
and the kill file makes it still readable.
"John Holmes" <nos...@fuckithard.com> wrote in message
news:200610022141...@smtp4.wanadoo.nl...
> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
> generally acting like assholes.
>
> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
> all in one thread.
>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining about the
stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.
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but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou notable strumpet. Thou precious pander.
> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
Athletics.
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> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who loans money
>> and takes an arm or a leg as interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>
>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>
>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>
>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so
>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>
>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling
>>> him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>
>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>
>> The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining
>> about the stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.
>
> Add<BITCHLSAP>
I subtracted. Deal with it, bitch.
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"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou geck and scorn o' th' other's villainy. Thou clumsy, idiotic
moldwarp.
Where exactly is the alleged "irony", Alt?
> BTW, good job at uttering one sentence without the word fuckwit in it,
> you old, boring, lame, repeat the same outdated blather over and over
> again Usenet haint.
No, he left that to me, fuckwit.
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"Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially
supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the
beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly
impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by
this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a
hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other
part of the so-called 'War on Terror.'
"If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be
deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the
United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against
Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall
you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House
members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize
investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same
designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them
up." -- William Rivers Pitt
> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>
> Steve
Out right cads, scoundrels, jackanapes. fops and flaming homosexuals. Why
do you ask?
Rectum Burrrrrrrn
> Steve Novakovic "contributed" in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>
>> Hi,
>
> Fuck off.
Yeah, what HE said........
> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
> generally acting like assholes.
>
> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
> all in one thread.
>
> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
> Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
> dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
Altie, you are the most dour, anal retentive, suppressed, closeted
homosexual in this august froup. You definitely need to fuck off and die a
slow, agonizing death.
HTH
Rectum Burrrrrrn
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who loans money
>>>>and takes an arm or a leg as interest payment, brown-nosed:
>>>>
>>>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>>>
>>>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so
>>>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>>>
>>>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling
>>>>> him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>>>
>>>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>>>
>>>>The real irony is that you're sitting in the sewer, complaining about
>>>>the stench, utterly oblivious that you're adding to it.
>>>
>>> Add to that the irony of a poster such as yourself that most think of
>>> as a monosyllabic twit who vomits foul language as easily as a bum
>>> wipes his ass with his clean hand and the amount of irony is
>>> astounding.
>>
>>A few points that I should address:
>>
>>-Twits are not, in and of themselves, monosyllabic. However, the words
>>they speak may be.
<snip>
> Kadaitcha
<snip>
> Kadaitcha
<snip>
> Kadaitcha
<snip>
It appears that somebody owns you.
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I think he was hitting on you
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about him.
That does not surprise me.
> Now, show me something a little more bizarre than his name being
> mentioned when he is the one being discussed, GrandMoff. Oops, that's
> twice I have typed your moniker in 2 different posts,
That's my title, not my moniker. And there's a space between "Grand" and
"Moff." BTW, can you ever get anything right?
> you may be onto
> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that swuft.
I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing, you!
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> I prefer GrandMoff, are you stating for the record that you disapprove
> of GrandMoff?
No, I don't mind if you make an ass of yourself.
> BTW, it is your moniker,
You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker. Ha,
ha!
> I can provide you with a
> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>> you may be onto
>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that swuft.
>>
>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing, you!
>
> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention span
is terrible!
> LOL. Celestia, I think he just wants me to fuck off and die.
>
> Altie
I'd fuck ya. Bend over.
Rectum Burrrrrrn
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> By eliminating one space you have determined that I am making an ass
> of myself?
Well, yeah. Duh.
> You really are the testy one.
Thank you.
>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>
>>You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker.
Ha,
>>ha!
>
> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes little
> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
> idiot.
Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
>>> I can provide you with a
>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>
>>Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>
>
> Hmmm, let's see:
> --------------------------------------
> moniker
>
> Dictionary
> Directory > Words > Dictionary
> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
> n. Slang.
>
> A personal name or nickname.
> --------------------------------------
>
> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this definition,
> GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely. Show that you
> have manners and I will share the knowledge.
I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up the
definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame of
your own ignorance.
>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that swuft.
>>>>
>>>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing, you!
>>>
>>> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>
>>I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention
span
>>is terrible!
>
> KM? Who in the holy fucking hell is KM? You are one of those Usenet
> freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the object
of your desire? You're a mess!
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>> Kadaitcha
>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>
> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about him.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PKB, you fucktard cunt.
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September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou inhuman wretch. A monster, a very monster in apparel.
I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs. Enjoy.
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou buck-toothed gnawing mammal. Thou knotty-pated devil incarnate.
>>> KM?
> And still you rattle on about some mythical acronym?<BITCHSLAP>
It's right there in front of your gormless face, fuckflap.
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September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou unnecessary letter. Contemptuous base born callet.
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:37:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> Kadaitcha, you are my kook. Remember, you ran off last time we had a
> little sparring session. I hurt your monkey like feelings and you got
> mad and went away.
>
> Tonight, you just had to reacquaint yourself with me for some reason,
> I don't know why. But, it will end just the same as last time, me
> pissing you off and you getting mad and not wanting to play anymore.
>
> Altie
You are insane.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou night-brawler. Nothing but lechery, all incontinent varlets.
> I will now respond to a post accessible as news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched-
> pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-
> ass.com>:
> He's quite a moron. I like him!
He believes his own bullshit. You should have seen the fucker crap his pants
when he thought someone had posted his real name; pants pisser it was.
>> Enjoy.
>
> TNX!
YW.
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou mammering simp'ring dame. Thou fen-sucked boy-queller.
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:34:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the subaqueous fitter,
>> dirged:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>
>>>>> Kadaitcha
>>
>>>> It appears that somebody owns you.
>>>
>>> This particular strand of this thread was initiated by me, about
>>> him.
>>
>> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! PKB, you fucktard cunt.
>
> Scroll back up, Kadaitcha, you just couldn't stand not being in on the
> fun that you saw this thread turning into.
>
> But for now on, don't comment on anything I say<BITCHSLAP>
Try and stop me, netl0oN.
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September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou pernicious bloodsucker of sleeping men. Thou lubberly-boy.
>"Steve Novakovic" <Steve.N...@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:N%
>dUg.46714$TF5....@newsfe1-win.ntli.net:
>
>> Hi, just found this Newsgroup, what do you support overall?
>>
>> Steve
>>
>>
>Steve, this was a great newsgroup for many years. The folks that
>answred questions were unbelievable. Lately trolls have taken over
>and the kill file makes it still readable.
<waving> Hi, vince. Good to see you. :)
"Say hi to June for me, please?"
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> On 3 Oct 2006 07:48:17 +0200, Rectum Burn
> <rectum...@hotmailremovethisspamtrap.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com> said in
>> news:tp03i2tf1hoji33qg...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>>> generally acting like assholes.
>>>
>>> Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>>>
>>> The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so
>>> quickly all in one thread.
>>>
>>> A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>>> idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for
>>> old Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling
>>> him a dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>>>
>>> I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>>
>> Altie, you are the most dour, anal retentive, suppressed, closeted
>> homosexual in this august froup. You definitely need to fuck off and
>> die a slow, agonizing death.
>>
>> HTH
>>
>
> That sounded like an insult. Are you insulting me, Rectum?
He's telling it like it is.
> Altie
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September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou anointed sovereign of sighs and groans. Thou fat-kidneyed,
deceiving puffball.
I think I own a share of Altimer, dear.
After all, he named his other dog after me. :)
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Happiness limits the amount of suffering one is
willing to inflict on others. Phèdre nó Delaunay
He's also just plain old fucking boring.
That's why his threads all die an ignominious death. All the droning
gets to be too much to bear.
>A thread chock full of trolls telling a new poster stupid shit and
>generally acting like assholes.
>
>Nothing about that is unusual at all, only ironic.
>
>The ironic part is that so many hypocrites could congregate so quickly
>all in one thread.
>
>A lot of you are the same silly bastards who were just telling some
>idiotic, long lost, wayfaring, coming back to the fold looking for old
>Usenet buddies, sentimental sap that I was a troll for calling him a
>dumb ass and asking him to go away.
>
>I bet everyone of you are as stupid as you look.
>
>Altie
I think you meant to say we all look as stupid as we sound (or read.)
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> You<BITCHSLAP>
Now, watch how your beloved thread dies...
*plonk*
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou murderous coxcomb. Peace, ye fat guts.
> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>, the seller of gorse for
>> brooms, squeaked:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:06:51 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
>>>> the too large agrologist, trickled:
>>>>
>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>> news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched- pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>> <fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black- ass.com>:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>,
>>>>>> the chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>> news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrl ค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>> news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>> news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrl ค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Del ค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ctrlค/Altค/Delค <Ctrlค/Altค/Delค@dac.com>, the person
>>>>>>>> monทiทker or monทickทer (mon'i-k?r)
> I win.<BITCHSLAP>
I tell porkies.
> I always wins, because you are a piss ant and that makes it
> easy for me. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>
> See you next time, KadaitchaBoi
>
> Altie
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"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou wanton and effeminate boy. Thou bat-fowling, quailing pure impiety.
> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:51:07 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the grouchy governess,
>> cooed:
>>> I win.<BITCHSLAP>
>
>
>> I tell porkies.
>
> W<BITCHSLAP>
See the control I have over you, Altimer? Feel the powerrrrrrr! GRRR!
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou boy of tears. Thou strange fish.
Yes dear, I know; what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou freckled whelp. Thou young quat.
> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:14:06 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>
>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the kept woman, alleged:
>>
>>> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:51:07 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the grouchy governess,
>>>> cooed:
>>
>>>>> I win.<BITCHSLAP>
>>>
>>>
>>>> I tell porkies.
>>>
>>> Well, well, the thread hasn't exactly died yet, has it? You are fun
>>> to tinker around with Kadaitcha, like an old model airplane. You
>>> hold interest for awhile, but then you get shoved in the corner and
>>> forgot about.
>
>>> I am almost done with you, for now.
>
>> See the control I have over you, Altimer? Feel the powerrrrrrr! GRRR!
>
> Y<BITCHSLAP>
Powerrrrr!
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou pasty-faced theme of all our scorns. Thou low-life bombard of sack.
> On Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:15:20 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> I<BITCHSLAP>
You are under my control. Feel the powerrrrrr.
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou sour husband. Thou musty, bankrupt arrant knave.
> S<BITCHSLAP>
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou truant. Thou perjured prattler.
> Kadaitcha
*ding*
> s<BITCHSLAP>
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou patched fool. Thou hot-headed, unhygienic garbage.
> S<BITCHSLAP>
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou bad neighbour. Thou irregulous devil.
> P<BITCHSLAP>
--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou dastard noble. Thou mouldy, undesirable stinking haddock.
You should thank them for deigning to remain in this thread.
--
________________________________________________________________________
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"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:36:47 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>news:ih34i2tu8faa53sik...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>><Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>
>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:11:04 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>news:q424i299r43pu7ra0...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:48:06 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>news:3614i2p71j9pghflc...@4ax.com by Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤
>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:33:36 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>news:6ov3i21sc8ofnn6pj...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl ¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:05:29 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
>>>>>>>>> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I will now respond to a post accessible as
>>>>>>>>>>news:c4k3i2pjhinlqtqph...@4ax.com by
>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del
>>¤
>>>>>>>>>><Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:35:02 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
>>>>>>>>>>> <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ <Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤@dac.com>, the person who
Hee hee!
>>> You really are the testy one.
>>
>>Thank you.
>>
>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>
>>>>You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a moniker.
>>Ha,
>>>>ha!
>>>
>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes little
>>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
>>> idiot.
>>
>>Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
>
> Ahh, you are just saying that because you don't understand. I am sure
> that happens often.
I must admit that it's hard for me to comprehend the degree of your
stupidity. I just can't relate to you. I'm sorry.
>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>>>
>>>>Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>>>dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>
>>>
>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>> --------------------------------------
>>> moniker
>>>
>>> Dictionary
>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>>> n. Slang.
>>>
>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>> --------------------------------------
>>>
>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely.
>>> Show that you have manners and I will share the knowledge.
>>
>>I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up the
>>definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame
>>of your own ignorance.
>
> You blithering, staggering, stumbling, bumbling, buffoon, you. You
> are, right now, using Usenet. What you use to identify yourself with
> is called your moniker. Keep pissing around and I will only make you
> look more retard like than you already do, GrandMoff.
There's the kookrant I was looking for!
Your inadvertent admission of your own ignorance has been accepted.
>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that
>>>>>>> swuft.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing,
>>>>>>you!
>>>>>
>>>>> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>>>
>>>>I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your attention
>>span
>>>>is terrible!
>>>
>>> KM? Who in the holy fucking hell is KM? You are one of those
>>> Usenet freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
>>
>>You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the
>>object of your desire? You're a mess!
>
> And still you rattle on about some mythical acronym? I think you are
> a kook, GrandMoff, I really do.
Do you even know what an acronym is, you impossible dolt?
--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of Death Star 6.2
Master of Mindy (arf)
<http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
<http://www.simpy.com/user/rbuchanan>
Economic Left/Right: -0.50
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.18
> On Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:59:24 GMT, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
> <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire> wrote:
>
>>I will now respond to a post accessible as news:5tbw95$zvs$o@wretched-
>>pendulums.com by "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you.ya.cunt@kiss-my-big-black-
>>ass.com>:
>>
>>> Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <gran...@deathstar.galacticempire>, the
>>> chuck-full marshal, bullshitted:
>>>
>>>>> You really are the testy one.
>>>>
>>>> Thank you.
>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW, it is your moniker,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You can't distinguish the difference between a title and a
moniker.
>>>> Ha,
>>>>>> ha!
>>>>>
>>>>> Sure I can, GrandMoffRobertBuchanan is your moniker, it makes
little
>>>>> difference if your given name is at the end of it, this is Usenet,
>>>>> idiot.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks for making as little sense as possible with that response.
>>>>
>>>>>>> I can provide you with a
>>>>>>> definition of moniker if you would like for me to do that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Only if the definition is taken from a legitimate source, such a a
>>>>>> dictionary. Do you know what a dictionary is?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hmmm, let's see:
>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>> moniker
>>>>>
>>>>> Dictionary
>>>>> Directory > Words > Dictionary
>>>>> mon·i·ker or mon·ick·er (mon'i-k?r)
>>>>> n. Slang.
>>>>>
>>>>> A personal name or nickname.
>>>>> --------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, I would tell you from what dictionary I obtained this
>>>>> definition, GrandMoff, but I would prefer you to ask me politely.
>>>>> Show that you have manners and I will share the knowledge.
>>>>
>>>> I don't care. My dictionary has the same definition. Now look up
the
>>>> definition for "title," note the difference, and wallow in the shame
>>>> of your own ignorance.
>>>>
>>>>>>>>> you may be onto
>>>>>>>>> something, but I highly doubt it, you don't seem to be that
>>>>>>>>> swuft.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I can't help it if you're obsessed with him, you spastic thing,
>>>>>>>> you!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With who? What the fuck are you babbling on about?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I was referring to your freakish obsession with KM. Your
attention
>>>>>> span is terrible!
>>>>>
>>>>> KM? Who in the holy fucking hell is KM? You are one of those
Usenet
>>>>> freaks everyone warns others about, aren't you?
>>>>
>>>> You're not even familiar with the acronym that I've applied to the
>>>> object of your desire? You're a mess!
>>>
>>> I see you've met yet another one from my collection of k0oKs.
>>
>>He's quite a moron. I like him!
>
> GrandMoff, want me to teach you how to not sound quite as stupid as
> you do? Let me know.
Why do you think that you know what I sound like from reading my USENET
posts?
Here's hoping this ain't too late, and that I haven't already nominated
anyone for it.
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
Given to those brave, inspiring crusaders who will keep up a lost lunatic
cause despite all odds, even after the enemy has won, set up their own
superpower in their midst and are chugging Guinness in a Kook-free world
scenario.
Given the incessant cries of "VICTOLLY!" quoted above, I, Snarky, do
hereby nominate for the (September 2006, hopefully) George Armstrong
Custer "Kicked @$$" Award the k00k known variously as "Altie", "Altimer",
and "Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤".
Seconds?
How do you know if they're getting off?