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Not even in exhibitions! REVOLUTION!!! Report me please. Thank you.

Is it passionate conservativism or a manic dictatorship?

But who cares. In vietnam 2 million died, and nobody hated the US. There was too much attention about Iraq. Because it was personal.
And that was weird. Maniacal, because it was personal. Between two people. Bush and Saddam. And people were collapsing mentally, and
American teens screaming: Bush, nothing shocks me any more! I can't take this! Hi Saddam! Everybody was on TV, live. Maniacal.

The world hates the USA, all arabs hate the USA now, before the war not one Iraqi killed an American citizen in history, not by
terrorism, not otherwise. The US had no reason to rage war against Iraqis, he took out Saddam because he was politically flip
flopping, which is the definition of politics. Though the US was at war with Iraq and needed no justifications, the maniacal nature
of the situation, the world was outraged at large. The war was wrong, but the disgusting dirty mouth of the American Cowboy kept on
annoying the world in disappointment.

Bush to France, Germany and Russia during the war: "Let me tell you fair and square. Only countries that risked lives are allowed to
profit from Iraq's reconstruction bids", expanding the disappointment about the American arrogance to more and more countries.
Europe is not in the mood to run ally games with the US any more, the US uses its dollar power to keep ally activirties, though
isolating itself ever more from the rest of the world. The world, sorry for Americans, sorry for the Iraqi people, just a big global
annoyance and big mouth full of hatred and imperialism, barbarism, words of eye for eye, and naturally uncivilized and political
blackmailers, power hungry capitalists. Backed by coward Tony Blair, deserted by most, a black image, surrounded with more hatred
than ever, the only source for vengeful terrorism. 100 thousand deaths from the first gulf war, with zero American deaths, to
minimum 30 thousand Iraqi deaths in the second Gulf war, though thankful for the removal of Saddam the memory of an illegal war will
stay for decades to come. The compromizes were uncivilized and mentally ill for all who cared about what Bush did, and those who did
were stupid too. Reality. Bush is now not loved around the world so to speak.

With a russian accent: maniac. Its not about balls. Its about using your head.

An old Hungarian traditional saying: "More with head than with strength."

Vengful terrorism vs. vengful capitalism
---------------------------------------
School time. Vengful capitalism is annoying uncivilized shit. Excuse me for using that word.

Ok, what is a model for vengful capitalism?

Rather than bringing up exaples about president Bush, let me demonstrate a company. Take Google. They are a vengful capitalist
company running a vengful strategy for capitalization. They are the number one stock on Nasdaq with their stock nearing 500 per
share. What makes them so successful is vengful capitalism. A black and white totalitarian approach, all or nothing, the highest
risk takers, they call themselves gut people. This may bring up a lot of questions.

"Google, I am not a Formula One car."

Vengful Capitalism turns people into Formula One cars. Google make a living off of sponsoring public materials, recently they
scanned 15 million books from public libraries, claiming that that gives good sponsorship for book authors. Besides running a one
company "napster" distribution of copyrighted materials, and making a living of attributing sponsored links to their
"self-sponsored" in other words pirated public materials, they go for it, though illegal, they invest in lawyer power to survive
regarding their corruption of infringing on public and national tresures. Basically they are marketing abusers, their two main
territory of public abuse is books and usenet.

Open and free public territores (not fee subscription based): public libraries and public usenet. They apply corruption, thus
vengeful capitalism to survive, corruption, necessary component of vengfulness. They love it. It worked for them to be pirates by
heart. Ahoy! Ahoy! The Internet is a sea, like no other.

Now consider vengful capitalism and Bush's statement to Russia, Germany and France: "Let me tell you fair and square. Only countries
that risked lives are allowed to profit from Iraq's reconstruction bids." Business is guiding who can come and go. Bush took a
decision to rage war, he is the self-declared boss of the politics of the region, the fair and square self-declared boss of the
territory. He is living the vengful lifestyle, as a boss, and setting the rules, black and white, fair and square, there is politics
and money, not just war involved. And of course, Cheney has a preference with his company in this private venture. A privatized, an
acquired, self-sponsored territory, a place of war and vengfulness, and a brutal territory of business coordination and dictatorship
basically, based on allies and enemies, a harsh place of a real war in progress, and yet sadly, pirates by heart, as the natural
consequence is that there would have been no war if Iraq if Iraq wouldn't have the second largest oil reserve in the world.
Unfortunately the circus bids played as large part in this manic war as Bush's personal stance regarding it all. Unfortunately the
war was too personal in nature, and too selfish and unpersonal regarding its critics and especially regarding the morality of the
war and the human rights issues. Well, one day we will all have our opportunities to express what we think of the barbaric aspects
of vengful behaviors, eye for eye, and uncivilized conducts, be it a corporation like Google, or be it high person of a government.
You know what I mean. (I am sleepy, but I will expand on this some more tomorrow.)

"Bush is now not loved around the world so to speak."

Homework: What's wrong with vengful capitalism?

Hint: We know that imperialism runs islands near other continents. They are imperialized colonized territories.
And that we know that the white imperialists drink tea, be it in South Africa, and they as colonists keep their
harsh colonist military approaches toward the "locals" or "natives" and/or military restrictions toward other
competing colonists. The US likes to hold key military colonist locations with colonizing attitudes which keep
the colony population protected (minimum two-thirds of the population) living on food stamps in exchange of
a military base with rockets pointing toward Cuba (see the rich Puerto Rico, and its ideal Rum and Salsa future
sister island with military bases and even more likely eventual food stamps upon Castro's death - though closer
ties with Spain than the US, and current $8/month average incomes - and though a bread and milk is a penny, so
its all different probably, who knows). Vengful capitalism exists as part of regime ideologies present... and is also
part of free capitalist opportunities. What's wrong with vengful capitalism? Corruption and they know it. They
know it very well.

The problem is colonizing and imperialism.

Barbaric faggots, brainwashed with ideologies, running regimes, never ending, never learning. Brainwashed with
mentalities of ideologies and the topic is corruption and power. The great american cowboy, nothing changed
in the "bring em on, shoot shoot" aptitudes since the 50's (1750's), who's the Sheriff in town? Bush, of course!
And yet, hello muslims! What would the mid-east crisis be without american investors? who's the man in jerusalem?

Anyway, homework. Shoot shoot!

Tea-drinking white colonists.

The Iraq war is you royal imperial fault. You golf. Your queen (punch her). Your barbaric Google. Your creation.

Royal snobs. Sadistic imperialists. Cummity suburbs. Gestapo royal bullshit!

Royal. Don't mix this with that. This is living community. That is business. Shoot shoot! Royal.

Is it five o'clock? Is it time for brunch?

Oh the bloody bastards, did you shoot the locals running around the house, Earl? No? Well have
your tea, and please go and shoot them as soon as you can, we can't have this kind of a disturbance
around our house, can we? Drink, shoot shoot!

The quiet husband sips the tea, grabs his gun, mumbles two words, and steps outside. Never been
to England.

Who's the man, who's the man? Millions of americans sealing their houses with tapes, buying gas masks
upon the first orange terror warning. It was a good game. Everybody was interested in playing along.
Shops emptied, people stocked up with foods, dug underground bunkers. There were no water
bottles in the supermarket. Empty shelves. Where was I?

Bush is winning! Finally.

Any anti-bush pins were thrown out momentarily from public by police and courts. That's where I was.
First anti-bush protests were not in the news for weeks. The newspapers didn't dare to say anything.

People online were hallucinating.

Cars driving around with flags for two years.

These days, they have christmas trees in the front of the car, that's something I cannot understand.

The days of hallucinations. A million foreigners fled as no jobs, only for Americans. I don't wanna say
that.

It should have been the other way around. Americans fledding, and foreigners staying. I wasn't worried
about a terrorist attack. I was worried about being killed by maniac Americans.

I think Bush terrorized the foreigners in the USA with his patriotism. But, who cares. Its all the English's
fault.

When the newspapers were asked why the anti-bush protests were not in the news, they said:
"the american public is not interested in such news." (the literal words were: there is no rating for such
news, we are a private newspaper..)

I know they simply didn't dare to write anything anti-bush, that's the truth I think. The first moments
of the Iraq war revisited. Bush asked for truce before launching a war. He said: Speak up now.
Nobody dared to speak or disagree, democrats voted with bush.

Everybody was sitting with gas masks silently.

When Bush asked for the truce, all radio stations stopped their programming for 10 days and only
talked. All owned by Republicans, the Republican propaganda was going, Republican speakers
making fun of the Democratic callers. Laughing loudly at them, how stupid they are.

Those days were not worth humanity. Still Republicans are laughing at the Democrats,
but the radio programs are regular.

I couldn't sleep. I was driving at nights in the car listening to the radio, and just torturing myself.

My father told me the Iraq war had tortured him too, that he suffered a lot from it. That's what Bush
didn't get.

Maybe he is winning, but, not counting reality.

Darth Vader assimilation. People sitting in the government. (Bush already built up the military
around Iraq.) Meanwhile billions of emails were sent to the White House from around the world.
10 million protesters rallied around the world. Even military men said they prefer a diplomatic
resolution. Bush replied to the protesters: With deepest respect, I have to decline as my primary
duty is the security of the American people.

20 days... Saddam was ousted. Bush standing on airforce one, behind him a church choir,
and he is giving a national speech, before one day he surprizes his parents in appearing in
Iraq. A child. Some fort of a child. The world vomits with the Iraqi farmers. Something is horribly
wrong. What prank is next? Bagging Saddam in a Santa bag, and taking him to his parent's
house for Christmas? He was proud of his war. He enjoyed impressing his parents with
his accomplishments.

Do you remember? He appeared as a surprize to his parents in Iraq.

A child. A prankster.

I sentence him to life in a nuthouse. Of course, I can't. I would if I could. But, I can't. I really can't.

"Let me tell you fair and square. Only countries that risked lives..." stop stop stop stop stop stop.
Tell that to the Iraqi people.

War. The final frontier. We are the voyagers of the terror of madness. We seek to spread our one
civilization for all. We are the voyagers of the terror of madness. We seek the final frontier.
We seek to impress our parents, and send them prank pinctures on enemy lands.

At the end, the crocodile died because he is a crocodile.

You promised you'd take me accross the river. Why did you bite me? Because I am a crocodile.


I believe they would kill me, prison me for these words, that's terrorism. Because I am not a Republican.
I am not even a voter. Fuck Bush's illegal war. Fuck him off! And your coward Blair. Off!

And write a message to ftc too about Google. Because they are pirates. I have no problem with
software piracy. I have a problem with Google's piracy of all the books in the world. Not just copyright
violations, but obligate all writers to reply on Google, companies cannot do that. Copyrights have
their bounds and agreements, and the FTC is Robin Hood, returns to the people what the rich took
from them. They take public materials, and they, you know. Books from public libraries, pirating
national treasures, molesting writers. You know, why should a writer have to turn to a company
to dispute his copyright? Its humiliation. The same with usenet. Free and open public materials,
like libraries in Universities, usenet, and they took it. They are running a scheme. An illegal scheme.
www.ftc.gov

Its all your fault, do it.

Star War stardate out.

Oh, just a think a Napsterr, they can't sugardadee dee all the Napsterr ondergroind themself. Poblic
moterie, they can't cotere peepell.

Fatal, they can't formula en cotere peepell with mageek stikars. Too much Hitler.

Arshlochs!

Cotering peepeell. Terror bye marketing! Solicitours.

Common! Da. Da doish.

Bush is winning. And you da doish.

Dadoishka Googlem.

Kurac, solisita te nye zye mozyemu. Solisita pozye Googlisiticz bozyemozye mozyemu ftc-niza Formulen yeden nye doishicz.

Ichita machita, harakiri ita Googay oooooooh!

Bon polyo, doisshi borottia, al fiami fairo, mangiamo contamo, oh oh con mamio, (hickup)

Hay diosito, tu dices que se vas de un te digo vida mida te lo di go vida de lo mio TIO!

Olk molk.

Sjorket fjolkett.

mukkeen mokken.

Vasten dasten.

Is it 5 o'? Clock de clook. ???

I'm terning you into fuckinman remnancies! That's fukkin kokken.???

reeed my teeet (sssssssssssssssssss) velcome to transilvania.

Google the one,
not the chosen one,
tells of its product,
but not of Kirk,
the writer.

As all businessmen,
they see the product,
and Kirk is shitting,
not noticed.

The product is good,
it loads in books and stuff.
Businessmen clap,
like when,
Ceaucescu introduced his plan,
and Kirk is farting just then and there.

The business clap.
In writer's lap.
A peanut zaps
his laptop shorts,
Kirt courts.
Google shorts.

A laptop photo,
Kirt.

Not counting reality.

If their product is book solicitation,
and commercial sponsorship of books,
at least they should get to know Kirt,
the writer and Miss Zita from his agency,
and their lawyer.

If their product is sponsorship of all usenet
messages, at least they should get to know Berty
and Patty, usenet message exhangers and
wannabe aroma therapists.

They are shy, because their mother can see them online,
and they believe that its confusing to use x-no-archine,
because when they reply, the x-no-archive doesn't work
very well, its good when nobody replies. So they disagree,
its again stupid to use a name mnemonic, but then again,
its annoying what Google forces people to abide to.
Millions agree. But nobody sends a complaint to the
FTC. We are humans, not fucking... Formula One sticker
pigs, I don't know what to say. Its sick.

Its sick, but nobody humiliates themselves sufficiently to
stand up to Google.

But we must do that, and it only works with a two minute
FTC complaint. I am the first in that in the world.

For the good news, Bush and Google are winning! Horray!
Google stock is 500!

If you know stocks, you know, you are used to Nasdaq tech 20,
10, Microsoft 150, 40, 5, 10 cents, what's wrong?

Terror. Madness.

We are the voyagers of terror and madness. Shut up or we'll turn you
into fucking remnancies! So anyway. War. The final frontier. We are the
voyagers of the terror of madness. We seek to spread our one
civilization for all. We are the voyagers of the terror of madness. We seek
the final frontier. Shut up you faggot! So anyway.

They capitalize by terrorizing humanity with their power. Of course not
the fascists are scared of them, which explains the stock. Its like a fascist
chain system! One person on the top, hundred people under him, hundred
under each above, then another hundred for each below, then hundred for
fifth level each in the fourth level! So you kind of spread it out, hundred for
each "downtree". And that's how their stock holders treat them. (that's the
symbol of fascism)

Fascism is robbing humanity of its books, taking over all of usenet, that's fascism.


I declare I de dakan! I men deklare. Situation World War Three for prank,
for for Google fascism, and for all. Military command center moved from here.
Dakan out!

I am not a dumb troll. I post real things beside my confusions.

1. Taking all books and all usenet from public sources is fascism.

2. Bush appeared in Iraq as a surprize to his parents, as a prank he made souvenir photos on enemy land, a matter of impeachment. DO
YOU UNDERSTAND!?

3. I couldn't help making a film script out of my confusion for nobody listening. A film can bring a message out. my life.

Actually I am the only normal online. But I can't express it in this dumb environment. Punch the queen, overthrow Blair,
impeach Bush out, dial FTC, hallo, and fix, de madness around the world. Pull out from Iraq, remove current leadership,
remove mob seats from government as democracy is not voting, its the government belongs to the people, national
treasure (national parks and government seats are not for sale). Recognize corruption, and cleanup after yourselves.

Minimum 15 millon carrier required for senate seat, YOU UNDERSTAND!

And stop the ghetto madness. Royal is not mixing things: this is living community, this is business. Stop and you know the rest.
Corruption. Kerry impeach Bush, you dial FTC. Hallo! HALLO! I can't hear you very well, the phone! Da!

You stop manic dictatorship. You stop it, OK!? Dakan out.

"National treasures and pirates."

Corruption America: Cares only of the happy users, but not of the ones who do the work, the slaves, in this
case writers, but other than that, pretty much everybody when it comes to Google and Bush and private
ventures to run national parks. Nice golf cart trains carrying Japanese tourists.

A rich family takes over running a national park from the government. The compromize is the following:
Relieve government from tax payer expenses involved in running the national park business. Good
for tax payers. Well, some say they rather not pay taxes. Right? Taco Bell National Parks taking
over. Texaco taking over government seats. Whatever you want. I vote for no Google taking over
all books. That's international. Do you understand?

Usenet is international too. International territory is best left far from this rich/mob/piracy problem.

Google is nothing more, than acts of war against the world.

Singing manly: We are the wooooorld!

And as the world responds, there is world war. Because the war is against the United States of America.
This is not politics. This is a war, against piracy.

Ahoy ahoy captain! Where is your ship heading?

Yo ho ho, ahoy! We are following that boat.

Whose boat are you following Captain Bush, ahoy?

Ahoy, that Tasmanian Devil.

Carry on, captain Bush.

Ahoooy!

Thesis: How to avoid the world turning into a bum-led society:

Write to the FTC about Google.
Write to Kerry about Bush.
Fuck your National Parks.


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Dec 19, 2005, 8:25:07 PM12/19/05
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Its very hard, but we'll work it out, you stoopid, America'ns.


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Dec 19, 2005, 8:38:09 PM12/19/05
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How you Reed? Hi Dodo! Hey Rechy!


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Dec 19, 2005, 8:44:55 PM12/19/05
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Hey Bob, they banned smoking in our bub, they banned the French paintings,
and they brought computers. This place is gonna be a cyber cafe, a cafe
with no smoking allowed. At 12am the place is closed, because they banned
alcohol at night. Hey Bob, the dance floor is closed and the Googling geeks
took over. The Thursday band is banned for noise. I hear Friday is Christian
celebration night.


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Dec 19, 2005, 8:49:53 PM12/19/05
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Maybe we should come on Friday, maybe there are some nice chicks!

Common they'll sue us sexual harrassment. We are fucking remnancies, right Rechy!


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Dec 19, 2005, 8:52:03 PM12/19/05
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Reinstating Friends.


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Dec 19, 2005, 9:45:46 PM12/19/05
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If you have no shame for selling out to the mob and calling it Americanism, than dumb you
faceless assholes!


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:25:19 AM12/20/05
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How can a Western country be allowed to publically ban French paintings (exposing breasts),
even in art exhibition by city laws. Its crimes against humanity my friends.


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:25:44 AM12/20/05
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THE USA IS DECLARED CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!!


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:27:33 AM12/20/05
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Once and for all, humanity crime case clarified about the USA, here. Madness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:29:30 AM12/20/05
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Fascist madness. Welcome to the united states, where teens have orwellian curfues by law.

MADNESS!!! Crimes against humanity!!! Once and for all.


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:43:49 AM12/20/05
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Where smoking is banned in public ocean beaches.

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where smoking is banned in prisons.

Crimes against humanity (human rights violations, public fascism).

Where alcohol is banned early hours and old people are forced by law to be id-d for a drink, in some cities even for Rated R movies.

FASCISM!!!!!! MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where police terrorizes foreigners with histerical behaviors, risking unaware foreign tourists of being shot for miscommunication
regarding staying in the car or stepping out when a police car stops them. Your foreigners step out fast and happy, they are shot.
Terrorism.

Where royal rules (imperialism), royal: don't mix things. Separation of living communities and business.

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where protesters should not be arrested, for disrupting traffic, and discriminated by large fishing nets used against their
outdoor activities for catching the fish the river of people walking. A place which places law and order first above all,

IS FASCISM!!!!!!!!!!

If one single man parks his car illegaly during a protest, all protesters are arrested.

Crimes against humanity.

National treasures (government seats and national parks) are not for sale. Minimum carrier requirement for senate
seat (15 million dollars). Taco Bell national parks, Texaco government seats.

MOB! Some things are not for sale.

Mob occupying government, according to federalist standards.

FASCISM!


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:45:12 AM12/20/05
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And Hitler banned nudity on paintings and sculptures too in public.

FASCISM!!!!!!!! Black and white.


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:50:26 AM12/20/05
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Government running lots and counts.

(Ghetto) UNITY!

(Can't split a property into two, unless second house used by family member.) Extreme federalism and fascism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Dec 20, 2005, 11:57:19 AM12/20/05
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Big brother federalism, mass brainwash for fascism, and super crimes against humanity.

One day, Bush surprized his parents by appearing in Iraq on Christmas. What a prank, this guy. The world was shocked,
and Bush was smiling!!! His parents were waiting for him on Christmas. Well, the military deserved a visit from their president,
but this story has too sides. A president pulling a prank on enemy land, seemed somewhat bully-ish to go there when
the political tensions were the highest. Of course he took some tourist photos on enemy land for his parents. Hi mom! :-) :-) :-)

Why did you bite me, when you promised to take me over the river? Because I am a crocodile.


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Dec 20, 2005, 12:03:28 PM12/20/05
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Clinton: If we wouldn't have known that his parents were waiting for him for Christmas, and not taking certain things
seriously. Pranks during war, hey Monica! Let's have sex!


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Dec 20, 2005, 12:05:57 PM12/20/05
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Christmas was the day Ceaucescu and his wife were executed in 1989. The Government pranks...
I don't get it.


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When Ceaucescu's family replaces national treasures, such as government seats and running national parks
by a relative, (even Google intending to scan all books in the world fascistically without copyright or dignity
concerns), dictatorial madness under unitist federalism, fallacy and crimes against humanity happens very
quickly. Now given the USA corruption lives of of its power, Bush shows the world, that it can do what
is not cool, as the world would not turn into a bum-led society in return. And life goes on.


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Dec 20, 2005, 12:14:44 PM12/20/05
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The crime of the century,
in a bum-led society.
Hey Rechy!

What?

Give me a cigarette.


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Dec 20, 2005, 12:32:30 PM12/20/05
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Write to Kerry: Please impeach Bush the Christmas prankster as soon as possible.
Write to the FTC: Please stop Google from fascist activities. Books are treasures, and their scheme to provide
unprecedented access to public University libraries (usenet and books) is fascistic and illegal, they should
stay to their search engine and and keep off of public materials, especially in regards to International copyrights
and people's dignity and privacy. Fascism is not cool, their stock being top and 500 resembles their fascist
character. Illegal by law too, but people should complain about Groups Beta and their new Napstering
Library project which went direct for distributing copyrighted material online. This is usenet, please complain
to the FTC. www.ftc.gov

And again, fuck your national parks.

RECHY!


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Dec 20, 2005, 1:37:11 PM12/20/05
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Christians. Voodoo is not cool, or we can pour chicken blood on each other while masturbating during witchburning
ceremonies up on trees, burning the school teachers, and feeling devine, jumping from the top of the school building
on to tree tops, building cemeteries around schools, and blaming God. The exorcist cross is in flames!

The kids are masturbating on the trees and screaming, the teachers are running below in black faster than normally.
Kids are falling from the trees and jumping from the top of the building failing to grab on to branches.

Lamb sounds. Mhe~e~e~e~e~e~e, and a white robot appears in the skies.

- -

Well, in 2981, the flat planet project was finished, and guess what, Christians dominated it and awaited the
return of Jesus Christ. One day, a white robot appeared flying in the skies, and people on the flat planet
were praying and believed what they saw was Jesus in the clouds. The jewish quickly responded that the
images were showing an R2D2 robot, and they refused to speculate that it was Jesus in the skies.
Unfortunately a few decades later the flat planet crashed into Earth. How do I know all this?

The teachers took lemons, raw, and were biting on the green skins, ripping the lemons apart with their teeth
like angry dogs playing with rag dolls, then they drank vodka, pulled up their skirts and peed in a herd.
They stood up and spat lemon seeds up toward the kids. One teacher poured vodka on herself and
went on fire!

Kids appeared with fire extinguishers and created a low fog under the trees. The kids on the top
were laighing. The robot landed and spoke: "You are being evacuated". And large fishing nets
droped from the sky.


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Dec 20, 2005, 1:57:31 PM12/20/05
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"Excuse me".

Reed opened his eyes. A strong man with a harsh face wearing made of pig skin was standing there
with a thin, shorter girl who smelled like fishes. She was maybe 18.

"Have you seen the Mussolini looking guy here wearing a monocle, his name is Joseph Chamberlain?"

"Why?"

"She wants to see him."

Girl: "I work down in the seaport. My mother sells flowers, and he is a lawyer who comes here.
Someone died in our family, and his body disappeared from the autopsy room 5. So anyway
its urgent that I speak to him."


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Harsh looking guy: "She's been sleeping in the autopsy room ever since her uncle disappeared.
She is my friend, I had to bring her here so Mr. Chamberlain could find the body."


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> > Reed opened his eyes. A strong man with a harsh face wearing a jacket made of pig skin was

> > standing there with a thin, shorter girl who smelled like fishes. She was maybe 18.
> >
> > "Have you seen the Mussolini looking guy here wearing a monocle, his name is Joseph Chamberlain?"
> >
> > "Why?"
> >
> > "She wants to see him."
> >
> > Girl: "I work down in the seaport. My mother sells flowers, and he is a government lawyer who

> > comes here. Someone died in our family, and his body disappeared from the autopsy room 5.
> > So anyway its urgent that I speak to him."
>
> Harsh looking guy: "She's been sleeping in the autopsy room ever since her uncle disappeared.
> She is my friend, I had to bring her here so Mr. Chamberlain could find the body."

"Come, Joseph is in the back room."

In the other room a group of men were sitting by a table.

"Joseph, these people want to see you."

One of Joseph's eye was filmy from cataract, and on the other he was wearing a monocle with very high
diopries.

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He was playing cards with the bartender, also with poor vision as he was a cross-eyed. The girl threw a coin
to their table, which rolled off and fell to the floor. The bartender went under the table and was tapping around
as it was dark there.


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Dec 20, 2005, 2:33:44 PM12/20/05
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Girl after the bartender came up from under the table with the coin: "Are you going to get me a beer or what?
I need to talk this man."

The bartender stood up and went to the bar to get beer. Though she was 18, she looked younger. She
sat on the table while her friend, who is much of words usually stayed at the door. She was a babbler,
at some occasions her friend had to slap her in the face and carry her out of troubles on his shoulder.


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> sat on the table while her friend, who is NOT much of words usually stayed at the door. She was a babbler,

> at some occasions her friend had to slap her in the face and carry her out of troubles on his shoulder.

"Mr. Joseph Chamberlain, I came to see you because of a very important matter. If you don't help me,
I swear I'll tell all your politician friends that you raped me..."


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Dec 20, 2005, 2:59:39 PM12/20/05
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Two kids exited the toilet, in their hands unrolling two long toilet paper rolls as they walked, these were
extra-large launge toiler rolls they decided to take with them. The bartender noticed them, and they ran out
of the bar, grabbing two wine bottles from a table, and the bartender ran after them screaming!

As Joseph Chamberlain was looking at the toilet paper laying on the floor holding his monocle, the
girl contnued speaking: "So as I was saying... are you listening to me?" - the monocled man looked
back toward her - "my mother needs you help, sir. She is a flower saleswoman, and recently our
Uncle passed away. Somebody stole his body from the autopsy room. And I need your help for
finding our uncle, because my mother is crying every day."

Joseph: "Let's get this straight. Your uncle's body disappeared. Why would anyone want to steel
your uncle's body from the autopsy room? Maybe he is a zombie or a vampire and walked away
himself."

The girl broke out crying loudly. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!


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Dec 20, 2005, 3:21:12 PM12/20/05
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Joseph: "Look, I really can't help you, I am sorry I didn't get you name."

The bartender returned cussing, ran inside the toilet and screamed up: "They ripped down
the fucking bowl!"

(music, two guys are riding a motorcycle, then music, people playing pool in the bar, a
drunk man laying on the floor, barfights, a guy smoking a whole cigarette with one long drag,
people throwing coins to the cross-eyed bartender and he can't catch it...)


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Dec 20, 2005, 3:30:07 PM12/20/05
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Republican stands up: "You don't throw coins to bartenders you piece of shit! You pay
the fixed tip you piece of shit."

World war, fucker!


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Dec 20, 2005, 3:34:29 PM12/20/05
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Elvis ran in with a hammer and hit the Republican in the head.


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Dec 20, 2005, 3:39:16 PM12/20/05
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Days later we found out that the Republican survived, and with a broken skull he escaped from
the hospital. I think he was scared that Elvis' gang was going to get him in the hospital.


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Dec 20, 2005, 3:41:08 PM12/20/05
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Rechy: "Wow."

So anyway, Rechy, I was just saying that we need to fucking find a new bar, man.


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Dec 20, 2005, 3:59:44 PM12/20/05
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Rechy: "Elvis doesn't get it. Americans are just not romantic. But anyway, but I gotta go (putting out cigarette),
see you later man."


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:00:19 PM12/20/05
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"RECHY!"

Rechy: "Fuck off" (door closed)


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:08:27 PM12/20/05
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They are not romantic. They have no idea of what being romantic is about. They go to paris for honeymoon,
and show their dollars around when tipping, saying: "This is a dollar bill. It is a very strong currency." And
they are just suffering and can't hardly wait to go home. They are arrogant assholes. Put on mexican music
for them. They hate it. You put in greek music for them, and they say: How can you listen to music if you
don't understand the lyrics!? They they they don't know anything.

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Dec 20, 2005, 4:10:49 PM12/20/05
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The chef ended his speech, and added the final touch to his masterpiece, and blew his nose into the plates.

And of course, the plates were served to group of tourists.


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:12:09 PM12/20/05
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They ordered coke cans. The chef stood in the kitchen shaking the cans in his hands before delivering
them to the table.


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:27:44 PM12/20/05
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Waiter cleaning floor around table, whistling.

He screams up: "To a bum-lead society! Bush, nothing shock me any more! He will conquer!"

And he walks away.

The ENd


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:37:06 PM12/20/05
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(the sound of blowing nose)


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:38:34 PM12/20/05
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Moral art bans, and Adolf Hitler and crimes against humanity.

MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:43:14 PM12/20/05
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tHEY ARE FEDERALIST FASCISTS, i AM SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE TRUTH. tHEY WOULDN'T ADMIT TO IT.

LIFE. TERROR. MADNESS. REALITY.


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:50:59 PM12/20/05
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And my parents brought me to a fucking federalist fascism. I hate them for that.

Yes, its time for me to go away.


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:56:42 PM12/20/05
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Wind, a military man is playing some national anthem slowly on his trumpet...


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:58:08 PM12/20/05
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No, it wasn't a trumpet. It was a male choir in a distance.


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Dec 20, 2005, 4:59:47 PM12/20/05
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The wind took over as they stopped singing.


Alfred

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On Mon, 19 Dec 2005 17:58:52 -0700, "19th century nuthouses"
<nob...@nomail.com> wrote:

Your gene pool could use a whole bottle of Clorex.

DC

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Dec 21, 2005, 1:50:39 PM12/21/05
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Please don't feed the trolls.

--
DC Linux RU #1000111011000111001

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many'
and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

George Maniac Bajszar

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Dec 21, 2005, 6:29:37 PM12/21/05
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Alfred wrote:
> Your gene pool could use a whole bottle of Clorex.

Nevermind, this is the GoogleCrank again. This guy is definitely nuts -
and he's been showing that for quite some time now:

http://www.geocities.com/george_the_maniac_bajszar/GoogleCrank.html

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