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Bullwinkle
Apr 26, 2012, 3:50:56 PM4/26/12
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I want to go to the prom, but my dress doean't fit any more. Sux to be
a cross-dresser these days.
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Want that prom gown? Make sure its passes high school dress code
Girls who squeeze all but their cleavage, backs and midriffs into their
special prom dresses may not get through the dances’ doors this spring
as U.S. high schools toughen dress codes.
Some high school administrators say dresses have become so risqué that
staff have created special presentations on acceptable attire and
offering approval in advance when girls show pictures of their
most-sought after style of dress.
a cross-dresser these days.
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Want that prom gown? Make sure its passes high school dress code
Girls who squeeze all but their cleavage, backs and midriffs into their
special prom dresses may not get through the dances’ doors this spring
as U.S. high schools toughen dress codes.
Some high school administrators say dresses have become so risqué that
staff have created special presentations on acceptable attire and
offering approval in advance when girls show pictures of their
most-sought after style of dress.
Bullwinkle
Apr 26, 2012, 3:54:27 PM4/26/12
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It appears eagle is a bronie, then again he is from Calif.
the land of fruits and nuts and queers.
Mark is watching you. get prepared.
" Bullwinkle" <.BDTJ@loa..mo> wrote in message
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the land of fruits and nuts and queers.
Mark is watching you. get prepared.
" Bullwinkle" <.BDTJ@loa..mo> wrote in message
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Checkmate
Apr 26, 2012, 8:19:50 PM4/26/12
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Checkmate!
First, check out what Bullwinkle said:
>
> I want to go to the prom, but my dress doean't fit any more. Sux to be
> a cross-dresser these days.
>
> ----
>
> Want that prom gown? Make sure its passes high school dress code
>
> Girls who squeeze all but their cleavage, backs and midriffs into their
> special prom dresses may not get through the dances? doors this spring
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Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved
"its usually the lesser intelligent person , that comments
on the more intelligent person's , lack of intelligents"
-Dave Keating, AKA "Squiggles" the assworm, AKA %, explaining
intelligence
"we all think what we do has major significants"
-Squiggles explains why he spends so much time on Usenet... and why he
can't play Scrabble
Checkmate!
First, check out what Bullwinkle said:
>
> I want to go to the prom, but my dress doean't fit any more. Sux to be
> a cross-dresser these days.
>
> ----
>
> Want that prom gown? Make sure its passes high school dress code
>
> Girls who squeeze all but their cleavage, backs and midriffs into their
> as U.S. high schools toughen dress codes.
>
> Some high school administrators say dresses have become so risqué that
> staff have created special presentations on acceptable attire and
> offering approval in advance when girls show pictures of their
> most-sought after style of dress.
Please post jpegs!
>
> Some high school administrators say dresses have become so risqué that
> staff have created special presentations on acceptable attire and
> offering approval in advance when girls show pictures of their
> most-sought after style of dress.
--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved
"its usually the lesser intelligent person , that comments
on the more intelligent person's , lack of intelligents"
-Dave Keating, AKA "Squiggles" the assworm, AKA %, explaining
intelligence
"we all think what we do has major significants"
-Squiggles explains why he spends so much time on Usenet... and why he
can't play Scrabble
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Bullwinkle
Apr 27, 2012, 2:45:03 PM4/27/12
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Do you still play with Barbie dolls Bucky Baffoon? Let me teach you how
to properly cross dress. You can borrow some of my dresses made for the
shapely man.
Just call me boi because I'm out of the closet!
Bucky Breeder has spoken :
> Bullwinkle <.BDTJ@loa..mo> excerpted
> [because s/he forgot to take h/er/is meds]:
> so I hope they cannot outlaw the cleavage.
>
> When they outlaw the cleavage...
> only the cleavage will have to post bail.
>
> I wonder if there'll be a reward for catching some?
> I wonder if that includes the booty-crack cleavage
> which some of the expensive designer dresses expose?
>
> That's how the girl's say with expensive fashion
> that they like to be motorboated at BOTH ends!
>
> The economically-challenged girls just have to
> charge you $50 "for the babysitter"; but the rich
> girls say it with a dress "Take [me] under the
> bleachers and get me pregnant so I can get the
> Obama unwed mothers' college welfare at the current
> subsidized federally regulated interest rates."
>
> HTH.
to properly cross dress. You can borrow some of my dresses made for the
shapely man.
Just call me boi because I'm out of the closet!
Bucky Breeder has spoken :
> Bullwinkle <.BDTJ@loa..mo> excerpted
> [because s/he forgot to take h/er/is meds]:
>>
>> Want that prom gown? Make sure its passes high school dress code
>>
>> Girls who squeeze all but their cleavage,
>
> I like to squeeze the girls' cleavage,
>> Want that prom gown? Make sure its passes high school dress code
>>
>> Girls who squeeze all but their cleavage,
>
> so I hope they cannot outlaw the cleavage.
>
> When they outlaw the cleavage...
> only the cleavage will have to post bail.
>
> I wonder if there'll be a reward for catching some?
> I wonder if that includes the booty-crack cleavage
> which some of the expensive designer dresses expose?
>
> That's how the girl's say with expensive fashion
> that they like to be motorboated at BOTH ends!
>
> The economically-challenged girls just have to
> charge you $50 "for the babysitter"; but the rich
> girls say it with a dress "Take [me] under the
> bleachers and get me pregnant so I can get the
> Obama unwed mothers' college welfare at the current
> subsidized federally regulated interest rates."
>
> HTH.
Bullwinkle
Apr 27, 2012, 2:57:27 PM4/27/12
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eagle you still jerk off to Skypes with david brooks?
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" Bullwinkle" <.BDTJ@loa..mo> wrote in message
Bullwinkle
Apr 27, 2012, 3:06:43 PM4/27/12
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What a moron I've been trying to blame someone else for my own shitty
life. Bullwinkle has always been the boi. I'm out of the closet and it
feels great!
Bullwinkle has spoken :
life. Bullwinkle has always been the boi. I'm out of the closet and it
feels great!
Bullwinkle has spoken :
Bullwinkle
Apr 27, 2012, 3:09:07 PM4/27/12
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you still are a punk ass half red skin who is married
to a fat illegal who stays in the far end of the house from you.
You love life is david brooks who you now run from scared as the pussy you
are.
Check that next oxygen shipment real good.
would not want you to choke out...LOL
" Bullwinkle" <.BDTJ@loa..mo> wrote in message
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to a fat illegal who stays in the far end of the house from you.
You love life is david brooks who you now run from scared as the pussy you
are.
Check that next oxygen shipment real good.
would not want you to choke out...LOL
" Bullwinkle" <.BDTJ@loa..mo> wrote in message
Bullwinkle
Apr 27, 2012, 3:13:49 PM4/27/12
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Who the hell am I arguing with? I think I'm losing my mind. Hell, I'm
the boi! At least I can remember that much.
Bullwinkle has spoken :
the boi! At least I can remember that much.
Bullwinkle has spoken :
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!dr.bit rot ���
Apr 28, 2012, 12:11:25 PM4/28/12
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Bullwinkle formulated the question :
night. :')
> What a moron I've been trying to blame someone else for
> my own shitty life. Bullwinkle has always been the boi.
> I'm out of the closet and it feels great!
>
>
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> my own shitty life. Bullwinkle has always been the boi.
> I'm out of the closet and it feels great!
>
>
night. :')
bit rot's life partnet
Apr 28, 2012, 1:24:02 PM4/28/12
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!dr.bit rot ��� wrote in <news:jnh4r2$n0v$1...@speranza.aioe.org>:
Lover, you know you're more than bisexual. You're trysexual. You'll try
anything. That means your chances for a date on a Saturday night are very
high... whether it be with a donkey, a cat you happen to catch in the
alleyway, a dog you entice with a nice juicy steak, that fish you bought
from the market, or even a dead frog scraped from the middle of the road.
I can't think of one single solitary Saturday night when you *didn't* fuck
at least one thing, animate or inanimate.
PJR
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anything. That means your chances for a date on a Saturday night are very
high... whether it be with a donkey, a cat you happen to catch in the
alleyway, a dog you entice with a nice juicy steak, that fish you bought
from the market, or even a dead frog scraped from the middle of the road.
I can't think of one single solitary Saturday night when you *didn't* fuck
at least one thing, animate or inanimate.
PJR
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!dr.bit rot ���
Apr 28, 2012, 4:23:48 PM4/28/12
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It happens that bit rot's life partnet formulated :
> !dr.bit rot ��� wrote in
you're banging me and before you cum you punch me in the back of the
head, this gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,
I must be knocked out so that my asshole tightens up.
> !dr.bit rot ��� wrote in
> <news:jnh4r2$n0v$1...@speranza.aioe.org>:
>
>> Bullwinkle formulated the question :
>>> What a moron I've been trying to blame someone else for
>>> my own shitty life. Bullwinkle has always been the boi.
>>> I'm out of the closet and it feels great!
>>>
>>>
>> Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
>> on Saturday night. :')
>
> Lover, you know you're more than bisexual. You're
> trysexual. You'll try anything. That means your chances
> for a date on a Saturday night are very high... whether
> it be with a donkey, a cat you happen to catch in the
> alleyway, a dog you entice with a nice juicy steak, that
> fish you bought from the market, or even a dead frog
> scraped from the middle of the road.
>
> I can't think of one single solitary Saturday night when
> you *didn't* fuck at least one thing, animate or
> inanimate.
>
>
We need to try the donkey punch technique soon, that's when while
>
>> Bullwinkle formulated the question :
>>> What a moron I've been trying to blame someone else for
>>> my own shitty life. Bullwinkle has always been the boi.
>>> I'm out of the closet and it feels great!
>>>
>>>
>> Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
>> on Saturday night. :')
>
> Lover, you know you're more than bisexual. You're
> trysexual. You'll try anything. That means your chances
> for a date on a Saturday night are very high... whether
> it be with a donkey, a cat you happen to catch in the
> alleyway, a dog you entice with a nice juicy steak, that
> fish you bought from the market, or even a dead frog
> scraped from the middle of the road.
>
> I can't think of one single solitary Saturday night when
> you *didn't* fuck at least one thing, animate or
> inanimate.
>
>
you're banging me and before you cum you punch me in the back of the
head, this gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly,
I must be knocked out so that my asshole tightens up.
Bullwinkle
Apr 29, 2012, 11:44:40 PM4/29/12
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The camera broke, but I tried. I hear Aardvark pounds ass with one of
his local mates. He might have pictures.
Checkmate has spoken :
his local mates. He might have pictures.
Checkmate has spoken :
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