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olfart

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Dec 29, 2009, 5:36:26 AM12/29/09
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The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
into his skivvies.
Talk about a "blow job".....yikes


For example: John Smith

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:00:53 AM12/29/09
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Had it detonated, it would have redefined blowing off.


joevan

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Dec 29, 2009, 7:36:22 AM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:26 -0500, "olfart" <olfa...@excite.com>
wrote:

>The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
>into his skivvies.
>Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>

Yeah a real moron, At least he would not have been a fucking moran had
it gone off.

Bucky Breeder

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Dec 29, 2009, 8:11:37 AM12/29/09
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"olfart" <olfa...@excite.com> via
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> The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives
> sewed into his skivvies.
> Talk about a "blow job".....yikes

Wonder if he farted would that have detonated it?

Prolly why they don't serve beans on airplanes, ehh?

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rather, you should view the world in terms
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and finding acceptance of them as such.

This would immeasurably bring *much* more
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I could help you with that... but...
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Dec 29, 2009, 8:14:29 AM12/29/09
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joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> via
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And then *WTF* would he even do with the 72 virgins?


"Oh happy days... whoops... I burned my crotch off!"

"Curses... foiled again."

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OldGringo38

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Dec 29, 2009, 9:35:39 AM12/29/09
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In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
Two Cents To The Meat Plow Post:

> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:26 -0500, "olfart"
> <olfa...@excite.com>wrote:
>
>> The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
>> into his skivvies.
>> Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>>
>
> I'd rather have that kind of a blow job than live in Nigeria. I
> listened to an interview with an OG rapper and he said he feared
> for his life in Nigeria.
I spent 2 1/2 years in that part of the world in the mid to late 50's
and it was like being on earth before God created it.

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joevan

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Dec 29, 2009, 2:30:27 PM12/29/09
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On 29 Dec 2009 13:14:29 GMT, Bucky Breeder
<Breeder_Bucky.Breeder@That's.my.name_Don't.wear.it.out> wrote:

>joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> via
>news:0ttjj5togjh3niu80...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:26 -0500, "olfart" <olfa...@excite.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
>>>into his skivvies.
>>>Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>>>
>> Yeah a real moron, At least he would not have been a fucking moran had
>> it gone off.
>
>
>And then *WTF* would he even do with the 72 virgins?
>
>
>"Oh happy days... whoops... I burned my crotch off!"
>
>
>
>"Curses... foiled again."

I thought it was 72 Virginians.!!!!

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DevilsPGD

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:02:23 PM12/29/09
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In message <ljmkj5p7i08b0hqbc...@4ax.com> Evan Platt
<ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> was claimed to have wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:30:27 -0500, joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com>
>wrote:


>
>>I thought it was 72 Virginians.!!!!
>

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
>
>"Are you my Virgins? I hope not There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out
>there. If there is Paradise, I've been screwed!"
>"Well, did they say they'd be female virgins?"
>".... HOLY CRAP!"

I don't think anyone talked about age or height-weight ratios either.
Some virgins are virgins for a reason, maybe the "virgins for
terrorists" program is opt-in for the virgins?

joevan

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:09:01 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:42:48 -0800, Evan Platt
<ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:30:27 -0500, joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com>
>wrote:
>

>>I thought it was 72 Virginians.!!!!
>

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
>
>"Are you my Virgins? I hope not There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out
>there. If there is Paradise, I've been screwed!"
>"Well, did they say they'd be female virgins?"
>".... HOLY CRAP!"

Really now. What else do they deserve? A hot poker up the rear. Anyway
Jeff Dunham is cool as usual.

joevan

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:35:51 PM12/29/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:09:01 -0500, joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:42:48 -0800, Evan Platt
><ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:30:27 -0500, joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I thought it was 72 Virginians.!!!!
>>
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
>>
>>"Are you my Virgins? I hope not There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out
>>there. If there is Paradise, I've been screwed!"
>>"Well, did they say they'd be female virgins?"
>>".... HOLY CRAP!"
>Really now. What else do they deserve? A hot poker up the rear. Anyway
>Jeff Dunham is cool as usual.

My 19 year old daughter just came in and I was going to show her the
vid and she informes me that she saw him live doing that very number
with Achmed the dead and other good stuff.

Unbeliever

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Dec 29, 2009, 3:44:06 PM12/29/09
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The *REAL* *MORON'S* here must surely must be those of the diplomatic
service/Homeland Security of America, who were warned several months ago by
the boys father that he was about to carry some act of terrorism against the
Land of The Idiots - and what did the said *AMERICAN* *MORONS* do? Give
the suspected terrorist a visa allowing him into the USA!

And that was *AFTER* he was put on an American watch list - but *NOT*
transferred to the no-fly list for some *MORONIC* *AMERICAN* reason - and
now any passenger flying the that great land of idiots must now sit in their
seats for the last hour of their flight.

Fucking American idiots blaming the rest of the world for their stupidity!!


joevan

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Dec 29, 2009, 4:10:46 PM12/29/09
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We watch cnn too, but who is blaming the rest of the world for who's
stupidity. Must be your stupidity for typing such, you moron.
The slip up was after a lot of stupid decisions nothing to do with all
of the Americans. Get the facts and report back.
You are so uptight your ass must burn.

ian field

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Dec 29, 2009, 4:22:55 PM12/29/09
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"olfart" <olfa...@excite.com> wrote in message
news:7pu4an...@mid.individual.net...

> The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
> into his skivvies.
> Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go


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chuckcar

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Dec 29, 2009, 6:42:32 PM12/29/09
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joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> wrote in
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I guess some arabs will do *anything* for a few smokes...

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Buffalo

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Dec 29, 2009, 8:15:55 PM12/29/09
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Well thank somebody, that you are not a USA citizen! What a narrow-minded
jerk you seem to be.
Buffalo


Bucky Breeder

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Dec 30, 2009, 9:12:18 AM12/30/09
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"Unbeliever" <cb@.....tts.is.invalid> via
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Well, *THIS* American has learned his lesson the hard way!!!

From now on... if you have a foreign accent...

I'm grabbing your crotch to check you out!

(Don't blame me - it's the terrorists' fault)

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Dec 30, 2009, 10:46:55 AM12/30/09
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Zoh...ver iz it taht you iz goink?


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Dec 30, 2009, 11:55:27 AM12/30/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:09:01 -0500, joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:42:48 -0800, Evan Platt
><ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 14:30:27 -0500, joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>I thought it was 72 Virginians.!!!!
>>
>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
>>
>>"Are you my Virgins? I hope not There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out
>>there. If there is Paradise, I've been screwed!"
>>"Well, did they say they'd be female virgins?"
>>".... HOLY CRAP!"
>Really now. What else do they deserve? A hot poker up the rear. Anyway
>Jeff Dunham is cool as usual.

And his show was cancelled. It sucked.

Lookout

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Dec 30, 2009, 11:57:28 AM12/30/09
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On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:44:06 -0000, "Unbeliever"
<cb@.....tts.is.invalid> wrote:

>joevan wrote:
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:26 -0500, "olfart" <olfa...@excite.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives
>>> sewed into his skivvies.
>>> Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>>>
>> Yeah a real moron, At least he would not have been a fucking moran had
>> it gone off.
>
>The *REAL* *MORON'S*


Let him on the plane in the first place. He paid with cash, had no
luggage and was taking a round about trip to the US.

ian field

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Dec 30, 2009, 3:49:21 PM12/30/09
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"Bucky Breeder" <Breeder_Bucky.Breeder@That's.my.name_Don't.wear.it.out>
wrote in message news:Xns9CF049A8F...@207.246.207.161...

> joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> via
> news:0ttjj5togjh3niu80...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:26 -0500, "olfart" <olfa...@excite.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
>>>into his skivvies.
>>>Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>>>
>> Yeah a real moron, At least he would not have been a fucking moran had
>> it gone off.
>
>
> And then *WTF* would he even do with the 72 virgins?

What 72 virgins?! - all they get is a rubber chicken and a pot of wanking
cream.


Bucky Breeder

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Dec 31, 2009, 9:27:23 AM12/31/09
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"ian field" <gangprob...@ntlworld.com> via
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> "Bucky Breeder"
> <Breeder_Bucky.Breeder@That's.my.name_Don't.wear.it.out>
> wrote in message
> news:Xns9CF049A8F...@207.246.207.161...
>
>> joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> via
>> news:0ttjj5togjh3niu80...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:36:26 -0500,
>>> "olfart" <olfa...@excite.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight
>>>> had the explosivessewed into his skivvies.

>>>> Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>>>>
>>> Yeah a real moron, At least he would not have been
>>> a fucking moran had it gone off.
>>
>> And then *WTF* would he even do with the 72 virgins?
>
> What 72 virgins?! - all they get is a rubber chicken
> and a pot of wanking cream.


Well... I suppose *if* it's a really gud-lookeen rubber chicken...

The latest crop of plane-bombers don't exactly appear like
they can afford to be very "choosy". You know what they say over
there in "A"-rhab-land... "Put a little lipstick on it, and I'll
give 'er a go..."

If they treat their camels and goats like that, chickens
everywhere should be afraid... very afraid! Multiplied
by 72 - that could be persuasive?

I believe that if they'd just take the masks and long bags
off their wimmins, most of this senseless violence would stop.

Well... they might have to clean their wimmins up a bit...
It's not like it's gonna be an instant California anytime soon.

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I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^; ;
and on the 'AWESOMENESS METER'
I am about two clicks better than 'TOTALLY';

and by-the-by : I hope you can excuse me, ma'am,
but I'm going to have to inspect your crotch now -
purely in the interest of national security, of course...

Jodocus Simpelcont

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Jan 3, 2010, 9:52:14 AM1/3/10
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"olfart" <olfa...@excite.com> schreef in bericht
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> The Nigerian idiot on the Delta/Northwest flight had the explosives sewed
> into his skivvies.
> Talk about a "blow job".....yikes
>

And one Dutch guy jumped at him preventing the "blow job", while AmeriKKKan
pussy air marshals failed miserably and shitted their pants waiting for the
big "blow"!

§nühw¤£f

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Jan 3, 2010, 11:44:47 AM1/3/10
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I do wonder when they will "find" the "well dressed man who video taped
the whole incident"?

^_^

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