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richard

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Nov 20, 2009, 11:41:56 PM11/20/09
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http://blog.1littleworld.net/

Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages.
Just write the code between <body> and </body>. Leave your main page to
handle the css and rest of the stuff.

Still working on it though.

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:13:17 AM11/21/09
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richard wrote:

> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>
> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write the
> code between <body> and </body>.

Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags in
the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!

> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.

Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
construct a page...

> Still working on it though.

Goodness, I sure hope so. You could also look into acquiring some actual
*design* skills.

--
-bts
-Friends don't let friends drive Windows

Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:27:28 AM11/21/09
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Highly unlikely. Aestheticism is an innate quality. You've either got it,
or you don't. I can hazard a guess which category RtS falls into.

--
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ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage! You sit
there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, never
caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement!

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:55:52 AM11/21/09
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Aardvark mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:13:17 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

>> richard wrote:
>>
>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>
>>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write the
>>> code between <body> and </body>.
>>
>> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags in
>> the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>>
>>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>>
>> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
>> construct a page...
>>
>>> Still working on it though.
>>
>> Goodness, I sure hope so. You could also look into acquiring some actual
>> *design* skills.

> Highly unlikely. Aestheticism is an innate quality. You've either got it,
> or you don't. I can hazard a guess which category RtS falls into.

St00pid thinks aestheticism means one is not religious...

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richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:14:29 AM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:13:17 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> richard wrote:
>
>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>
>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write the
>> code between <body> and </body>.
>
> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags in
> the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>

I did that, not the editor.
Those will be removed.

>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>
> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
> construct a page...

Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?


>
>> Still working on it though.
>
> Goodness, I sure hope so. You could also look into acquiring some actual
> *design* skills.

My dad once said, "If I can't learn something new today, the day is shot".
In web designing and deployment, we learn by doing. What have you done?
Nothing.

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:50:34 AM11/21/09
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richard wrote:

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> richard wrote:
>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>
>>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write
>>> the code between <body> and </body>.
>>
>> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags
>> in the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>
> I did that, not the editor. Those will be removed.

Oh, I see. Begs the question, do you ever pay any attention in the web
authoring newsgroups (such as alt.html) to anything other than your own
threads?

You still haven't answered "what is the new, better editor" you found?

>>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>>
>> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
>> construct a page...
>
> Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?

http://tekrider.net/ Personal site; nitpick away.

>>> Still working on it though.
>>
>> Goodness, I sure hope so. You could also look into acquiring some
>> actual *design* skills.
>
> My dad once said, "If I can't learn something new today, the day is
> shot". In web designing and deployment, we learn by doing. What have
> you done? Nothing.

Hmmm, what have I done today ... aha, learned that RtS still has no web
authoring skills that matter.

Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 12:11:32 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:14:29 -0700, richard wrote:

> My dad once said, "If I can't learn something new today, the day is
> shot".

All those thousands of days you've peppered with holes since then, eh?

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:01:08 PM11/21/09
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty replied to hisself:

> richard wrote:
>> Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?
>
> http://tekrider.net/ Personal site; nitpick away.

Just thought of something... once when I offered a page of mine to
answer somebody's question, you replied that you would never go there
and "run a script" as you thought it was bound to be malicious.

It of course was just a PHP page...

richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:15:46 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:50:34 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> richard wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> richard wrote:
>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>
>>>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write
>>>> the code between <body> and </body>.
>>>
>>> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags
>>> in the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>>
>> I did that, not the editor. Those will be removed.
>
> Oh, I see. Begs the question, do you ever pay any attention in the web
> authoring newsgroups (such as alt.html) to anything other than your own
> threads?
>
> You still haven't answered "what is the new, better editor" you found?

It's called "Rapid PHP 2010"
http://www.blumentals.net/rapidphp/
I got it simply for the fact it has a built in php server and you also get
SQL with it.

>
>>>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>>>
>>> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
>>> construct a page...
>>
>> Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?
>
> http://tekrider.net/ Personal site; nitpick away.


Looks like it was done by a high school kid.
48 years on a bike? Who's the kid on it? That sure ain't you.
In 1978 I bought a rather unusual bike. Honda made them for two years.
As a 400 and a 750. Mine was a CB400A. Yes honda gurus, "A".
Technically called an "Automatic". But actually you had two gears with no
clutch. The 400 was a great city bike, sucked for road touring.

>
>>>> Still working on it though.
>>>
>>> Goodness, I sure hope so. You could also look into acquiring some
>>> actual *design* skills.
>>
>> My dad once said, "If I can't learn something new today, the day is
>> shot". In web designing and deployment, we learn by doing. What have
>> you done? Nothing.
>
> Hmmm, what have I done today ... aha, learned that RtS still has no web
> authoring skills that matter.

And after about the same amount of experience, you haven't learned much
have you?

richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:18:48 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:50:34 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> richard wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> richard wrote:
>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>
>>>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write
>>>> the code between <body> and </body>.
>>>
>>> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags
>>> in the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>>
>> I did that, not the editor. Those will be removed.
>
> Oh, I see. Begs the question, do you ever pay any attention in the web
> authoring newsgroups (such as alt.html) to anything other than your own
> threads?
>
> You still haven't answered "what is the new, better editor" you found?
>
>>>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>>>
>>> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
>>> construct a page...
>>
>> Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?
>
> http://tekrider.net/ Personal site; nitpick away.

Just wanted to add this:
A hit counter? In big numerals?
Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
stats page.

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:30:16 PM11/21/09
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richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:


> Just wanted to add this:
> A hit counter? In big numerals?
> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
> stats page.

WHOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!

Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:32:54 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:30:16 -0600, The Old Sourdough wrote:

> richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>
>
>> Just wanted to add this:
>> A hit counter? In big numerals?
>> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at
>> the stats page.
>
> WHOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!

High-traffic site, eh Beau? I'll bet you're raking it in.

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The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:37:54 PM11/21/09
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Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:18:48 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>
> wrote:

>>Just wanted to add this:
>>A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
>>stats page.

> Someone needs to be hit with a huge cluestick.

It would just be a waste of time.

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:45:32 PM11/21/09
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The Old Sourdough mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:18:48 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>
>> wrote:

>>>Just wanted to add this:

>>>A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>>Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
>>>stats page.

>> Someone needs to be hit with a huge cluestick.

> It would just be a waste of time.

But it is fun to poke him with sharp point sticks....

Mr. Bee

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:55:38 PM11/21/09
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The Old Sourdough wrote:
> The Old Sourdough mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:18:48 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>
>>> wrote:
>
>>>> Just wanted to add this:
>
>>>> A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>>> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
>>>> stats page.
>
>>> Someone needs to be hit with a huge cluestick.
>
>> It would just be a waste of time.
>
> But it is fun to poke him with sharp point sticks....
>

You're nothing but an old fool with nothing to do but hump posters legs.
Old fool, get a damn life find something else to do you old fool.

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:58:18 PM11/21/09
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richard wrote:

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> richard wrote:
>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>>
>>>>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just
>>>>> write the code between <body> and </body>.
>>>>
>>>> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body>
>>>> tags in the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>>>
>>> I did that, not the editor. Those will be removed.
>>
>> Oh, I see. Begs the question, do you ever pay any attention in the
>> web authoring newsgroups (such as alt.html) to anything other than
>> your own threads?
>>
>> You still haven't answered "what is the new, better editor" you
>> found?
>
> It's called "Rapid PHP 2010"
> http://www.blumentals.net/rapidphp/
> I got it simply for the fact it has a built in php server

Which version did you purchase?
http://www.blumentals.net/rapidphp/order.php

Seems to be for Windows only. <snort/>
What will you do when your 30-use eval period expires?

Looks a lot like the Bluefish editor I've been using for years.

> and you also get SQL with it.

..'cause you couldn't figure out how to install XAMPP or WAMP.

>>>>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>>>>
>>>> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
>>>> construct a page...
>>>
>>> Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?
>>
>> http://tekrider.net/ Personal site; nitpick away.
>
> Looks like it was done by a high school kid.

Hardly. Most high school kid's websites are junk and filled with videos.

> 48 years on a bike? Who's the kid on it? That sure ain't you.

<lol!> How could you tell? I'm wearing a full-face helmet. Oh, did you
mean the little picture of me on the silver bike? That's me, in 1978,
astride my 1977 R100RS. I guess I /was/ only a kid then, at 37 years
old. Other pictures on the About page.

> In 1978 I bought a rather unusual bike. Honda made them for two years.
> As a 400 and a 750. Mine was a CB400A. Yes honda gurus, "A".
> Technically called an "Automatic". But actually you had two gears
> with no clutch. The 400 was a great city bike, sucked for road
> touring.

A friend had a CB750A, which I rode a few times. I had two CB750s
myself (one of the first 1969s and a '71), 'cause I know how to shift.

>>>>> Still working on it though.
>>>>
>>>> Goodness, I sure hope so. You could also look into acquiring some
>>>> actual *design* skills.
>>>
>>> My dad once said, "If I can't learn something new today, the day is
>>> shot". In web designing and deployment, we learn by doing. What
>>> have you done? Nothing.
>>
>> Hmmm, what have I done today ... aha, learned that RtS still has no
>> web authoring skills that matter.
>
> And after about the same amount of experience, you haven't learned
> much have you?

That the best retort you can do? What do you mean "same amount of
experience?" My first web site went active in March of 1997.

I'm quite certain I can "program circles around yer ass." Programming
and database administration was my vocation for many, many years prior
to retirement. I'm still good at it.

From your other post:


> Just wanted to add this:
> A hit counter? In big numerals?
> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at
> the stats page.

Your humor gene is missing (well, we (tinw) knew that).

From the page: "We all see a lot of web pages with visitor or hit
counters on them. So why should I skip that normally-useless bit of
fluff? Therefore:"

Refresh the page and look at the 'hit counter' again. Several people
have written and asked how I do that... (it's trivial)

Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:59:13 PM11/21/09
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How's tricks, DUH-ane?

--
Some kill their love when they are young, And some when they are old;
Some strangle with the hands of Lust, Some with the hands of Gold:
The kindest use a knife, because The dead so soon grow cold -
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The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:04:34 PM11/21/09
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Mr. Bee mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

Hi, Duh-ane. Still skipping your meds, I see.

Mr. Bee

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:11:31 PM11/21/09
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The Old Sourdough wrote:
>> You're nothing but an old fool with nothing to do but hump posters legs.
>> Old fool, get a damn life find something else to do you old fool.
>
> Hi, Duh-ane. Still skipping your meds, I see.
>


You should take some more Viagra you old leg humping fool and find a leg
to hump, like your other leg humping buddy Mr. Pussy Balls Leg Humper
Dumb Willie Poaster.

Now run along old fool and find some legs to hump.

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:16:46 PM11/21/09
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Mr. Bee mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:

Now, really, DUH-ane. You, the supreme leg-humper of all, shouldn't
be accusing others of doing what you can't help doing. I'd recommend
that you seek professional help for your obsession.

Mr. Bee

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:22:02 PM11/21/09
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The Old Sourdough wrote:

<snipped>
<pfft>
<not even read you stupid old fool>

I just wanted to see you bark, stupid.

Now run along, do you job and find a leg to hump, Old Leg Humper Molded
Dough.


<bye>

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:27:14 PM11/21/09
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Aardvark wrote:

> The Old Sourdough wrote:
>> richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>> Just wanted to add this:
>>> A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at
>>> the stats page.
>>
>> WHOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!!!!!!
>
> High-traffic site, eh Beau? I'll bet you're raking it in.

Oh, absolutely! Every time anyone accesses my page, $10.00US is
transferred from his bank account to mine! Retirement supplement...

richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:36:21 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:35:22 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:18:48 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>
> wrote:
>

>>Just wanted to add this:
>>A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
>>stats page.
>

> Someone needs to be hit with a huge cluestick.

That means you Beau!
10-15 years ago hit counters were so COOOOOOL!
Most of which were so crude, the hits would increase with every page
refresh. The crappy "Front page" hit counter was easily hacked and whacked.
The stats page, available on most sites, gives more details than just
visitors.

I put up a video on my site for my ride on the "Tail of the dragon" in
Tennessee. That page is still getting hitted on. And I don't even advertise
it!
This month alone I've already had 30 hits on it alone!
http://www.1littleworld.net/videos/tail.html

Somehow the actual mpg file is getting linked to rather than the actual
page.

why?

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:42:37 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:14:29 -0700, richard wrote:

>On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:13:17 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>
>> richard wrote:
>>
>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>
>>> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages. Just write the
>>> code between <body> and </body>.
>>
>> Your new 'editor' (whatever it is) still places multiple <body> tags in
>> the code. Heck, even FrontPage doesn't do that!
>>
>
>I did that, not the editor.

That's silly.

Supposing you forgot all about
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.1littleworld.net%2F&charset=%28detect+automatically%29&doctype=Inline&group=0
or shorter
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybgfxxy
Errors found while checking this document as HTML 4.01 Transitional!
Result: 3 Errors, 4 warning(s)

>Those will be removed.

Hope so.

>>> Leave your main page to handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>>
>> Show your PHP script. I'll bet you still don't know how to properly
>> construct a page...
>
>Where's your website so we can nitpick on it?

When there is your stuff, why?

<snip>

Me

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richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:59:20 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:58:18 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> richard wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> richard wrote:
>>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>>>

>

> Your humor gene is missing (well, we (tinw) knew that).
>
> From the page: "We all see a lot of web pages with visitor or hit
> counters on them. So why should I skip that normally-useless bit of
> fluff? Therefore:"
>
> Refresh the page and look at the 'hit counter' again. Several people
> have written and asked how I do that... (it's trivial)

My first site went online about the same time.
www.richbull.com
Which started off as a trivia page.
I also now run two other sites as well.
www.1littleworld.com has a bunch of my stuff on it.
Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the assholes
off of it, is purely for my old highschool.

No you're not gonna get the name because it is intended for use by those of
us connected to that school.

As for your so called hit counter, that's baby stuff. If the idiots don't
know what a random number generator is, keep them in the dark. Watch me do
the same thing.

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:20:55 PM11/21/09
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Beauregard T. Shagnasty mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> Aardvark wrote:

All you'd get from my bank account is a big horse laugh.
:-)

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:21:41 PM11/21/09
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Mr. Bee mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> The Old Sourdough wrote:


><bye>

<Shakes leg> G'bye, DUH-ane....

The Old Sourdough

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:27:41 PM11/21/09
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richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:58:18 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

>> richard wrote:
>>
>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>>>>

>>
>> Your humor gene is missing (well, we (tinw) knew that).
>>
>> From the page: "We all see a lot of web pages with visitor or hit
>> counters on them. So why should I skip that normally-useless bit of
>> fluff? Therefore:"
>>
>> Refresh the page and look at the 'hit counter' again. Several people
>> have written and asked how I do that... (it's trivial)

> My first site went online about the same time.
> www.richbull.com

And went down shortly thereafter, IIRC. You didn't pay the bill.

> Which started off as a trivia page.

It was trivial, alright.

> I also now run two other sites as well.
> www.1littleworld.com has a bunch of my stuff on it.
> Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the assholes
> off of it, is purely for my old highschool.

I doubt you ever went to high school. I doubt you ever got out of the
eighth grade.

> No you're not gonna get the name because it is intended for use by those of
> us connected to that school.

That would be the Kentucky School for the Terminally Stupid.

> As for your so called hit counter, that's baby stuff. If the idiots don't
> know what a random number generator is, keep them in the dark. Watch me do
> the same thing.

You'd probably fuck it up.

It went right over your head the first time, didn't it?

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:37:20 PM11/21/09
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richard wrote:

> Evan Platt wrote:
>> richard <mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>>> Just wanted to add this:
>>> A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at
>>> the stats page.
>>
>> Someone needs to be hit with a huge cluestick.
>
> That means you Beau!
> 10-15 years ago hit counters were so COOOOOOL!

Whoosh. Still.

> Most of which were so crude, the hits would increase with every page
> refresh. The crappy "Front page" hit counter was easily hacked and
> whacked. The stats page, available on most sites, gives more details
> than just visitors.

Duh.

> I put up a video on my site for my ride on the "Tail of the dragon"
> in Tennessee. That page is still getting hitted on. And I don't even
> advertise it!

It is a famous motorcyclist's road, certainly not suited for large
trucks, as your borrowed pictures attest. I've ridden it a couple of
times. But it isn't fun, being *too* tight. The nearby Cherohala Skyway
is a much nicer road to ride.

May 2009? You drove it with your pickup truck, didn't you?

> This month alone I've already had 30 hits on it alone!
> http://www.1littleworld.net/videos/tail.html

You're serving the movie at about double-speed.

richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:48:06 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:27:41 -0600, The Old Sourdough wrote:

> richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:58:18 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>
>>> richard wrote:
>>>
>>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>>>>>
>
>
>
>>>
>>> Your humor gene is missing (well, we (tinw) knew that).
>>>
>>> From the page: "We all see a lot of web pages with visitor or hit
>>> counters on them. So why should I skip that normally-useless bit of
>>> fluff? Therefore:"
>>>
>>> Refresh the page and look at the 'hit counter' again. Several people
>>> have written and asked how I do that... (it's trivial)
>
>> My first site went online about the same time.
>> www.richbull.com
>
> And went down shortly thereafter, IIRC. You didn't pay the bill.

Technically that is correct. Back then, cost of web sites and domains were
high. $50 a month just to get a 10mb site. The host I was with had a
special deal that you could only get for a year's payment. So I paid them
for 1 year and did not renew it.

If a glass of water sits before you and it contains only 50% of it's full
capacity, you would say the glass is half empty.
Like your brain.
Ergo, your nick.

"Always with the negative waves."
Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:04:05 PM11/21/09
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richard wrote:

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> richard wrote:
>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> Your humor gene is missing (well, we (tinw) knew that).
>>
>> From the page: "We all see a lot of web pages with visitor or hit
>> counters on them. So why should I skip that normally-useless bit of
>> fluff? Therefore:"
>>
>> Refresh the page and look at the 'hit counter' again. Several people
>> have written and asked how I do that... (it's trivial)
>
> My first site went online about the same time.
> www.richbull.com
> Which started off as a trivia page.

I remember that. Everything was centered down the middle of the pages.
Lots of animated crap as well.

> I also now run two other sites as well.
> www.1littleworld.com has a bunch of my stuff on it.
> Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the
> assholes off of it, is purely for my old highschool.

I too have a site for my high school. I started it during the planning
of our 50th reunion. It also holds the master database of everyone in
the class, their current addresses, current status, phone, email, etc.

> No you're not gonna get the name because it is intended for use by
> those of us connected to that school.

Same here.

> As for your so called hit counter, that's baby stuff. If the idiots
> don't know what a random number generator is, keep them in the dark.

Whoosh - again. Still.

> Watch me do the same thing.

Oooh. A copycat killer!!!!

Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:37:39 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:48:06 -0700, richard wrote:

> "Always with the negative waves."
> Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".

I'm sure I might have seen Donald Sutherland somewhere in the background
in that film too.

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:14:05 PM11/21/09
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Aardvark wrote:

> richard wrote:
>
>> "Always with the negative waves."
>> Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".
>
> I'm sure I might have seen Donald Sutherland somewhere in the
> background in that film too.

LOL! Good catch! Not only did he get the wrong actor, he spelled it
wrong, too. Donald Pleasence.

I think it was Donald Trump!

--
-"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son".
-Foghorn Leghorn

Mike Yetto

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:32:33 PM11/21/09
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Bada bing richard <mem...@newsguy.com> bada bang:

The glass has excess capacity.

> Like your brain.
> Ergo, your nick.
>
> "Always with the negative waves."
> Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".

Donald *Sutherland*

Mike "what fools these mortals be" Yetto
--
In theory, theory and practice are the same.
In practice they are not.

Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:43:00 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:14:05 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> Aardvark wrote:
>
>> richard wrote:
>>
>>> "Always with the negative waves."
>>> Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".
>>
>> I'm sure I might have seen Donald Sutherland somewhere in the
>> background in that film too.
>
> LOL! Good catch! Not only did he get the wrong actor, he spelled it
> wrong, too. Donald Pleasence.

Ahem! Pleasance

>
> I think it was Donald Trump!

Nah, but you may have seen that cat that's usually on his head sunning
itself on a wall in one of the scenes.

Mike Yetto

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Nov 21, 2009, 5:37:44 PM11/21/09
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Bada bing Aardvark <aard...@youllnever.know> bada bang:

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:48:06 -0700, richard wrote:
>
>> "Always with the negative waves."
>> Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".
>
> I'm sure I might have seen Donald Sutherland somewhere in the background
> in that film too.
>

Well, you scooped me on that one. Unless he got the movie wrong
and meant "Escape From New York".

Mike "you're A-Number One" Yetto

OldGringo38

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:12:23 PM11/21/09
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In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And Earth, Then I Added My
Two Cents To The richard Post:

> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>
> Found out how to really handle the php "include" pages.
> Just write the code between <body> and </body>. Leave your main page to

> handle the css and rest of the stuff.
>
> Still working on it though.
I tried to leave a note on the purple note pad on the right but it
didn't work.

--
Old Gringo
Just West Of Nowhere
Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest
http://www.NuBoy-Industries.com

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 7:14:22 PM11/21/09
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Aardvark wrote:

> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>> LOL! Good catch! Not only did he get the wrong actor, he spelled it
>> wrong, too. Donald Pleasence.
>
> Ahem! Pleasance

Is that the British spelling? <g>
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000587/

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Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:04:50 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:14:22 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:

> Aardvark wrote:
>
>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>> LOL! Good catch! Not only did he get the wrong actor, he spelled it
>>> wrong, too. Donald Pleasence.
>>
>> Ahem! Pleasance
>
> Is that the British spelling? <g>
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000587/

Looks like ya gots me.

All these years, since 'The Great Escape' I've been labouring under a
misspelt misapprehension.

richard

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:51:29 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:24:09 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:59:20 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>
> wrote:
>
>>I also now run two other sites as well.
>> www.1littleworld.com has a bunch of my stuff on it.
>

> Uhhh nice index there.
>
> Perhaps you should look at disabling all the text at the bottom of the
> page that basically says "Here's what my server is running, find the
> exploits for it.
>
> Nice attempt to install Gallery2, however every link in /gallery2
> Not Found
>
> The requested URL /main.php was not found on this server.
>
> Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to
> use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
>
> Oh, I bet that's intentional, right?


>
>>Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the assholes
>>off of it, is purely for my old highschool.
>

> Shouldn't be too hard to find. There is a way to search for domains
> registered to Bullis. Anyone here bored enough to do it?


>
>>No you're not gonna get the name because it is intended for use by those of
>>us connected to that school.
>

> You went to high school?
>
> Waste of 7 years.


>
>>As for your so called hit counter, that's baby stuff. If the idiots don't
>>know what a random number generator is, keep them in the dark. Watch me do
>>the same thing.
>

> Apparently some idiot didn't.


>
> "A hit counter? In big numerals?
> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at
> the stats page."
>

> Backpedal, chucktard, backpedal.

You guys go right ahead and look for my registered domains.
I don't change the information given by the hosts. That satisfies the ICANN
rules. My personal contact email will be there. But that's all.

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nobody >

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Nov 21, 2009, 10:03:05 PM11/21/09
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The Old Sourdough wrote:
> Evan Platt mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:18:48 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>

>> wrote:
>
>>> Just wanted to add this:
>>> A hit counter? In big numerals?
>>> Oh please. If I want to know how many visitors I had, I just look at the
>>> stats page.
>
>> Someone needs to be hit with a huge cluestick.
>
> It would just be a waste of time.
>

People have tried imbuing clues to RtS for 10+ years now.
He's a black hole for cluebats.
There's probably a parallel universe somewhere that consists of nothing
but cluebats and cluebyfours, and it's all Richard's fault.

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Aardvark

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Nov 21, 2009, 10:25:16 PM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:03:50 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:59:20 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>

>>Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the assholes
>>off of it, is purely for my old highschool.
>

> Apparently everyone has kept off it.
>
> 5 posts.
>
> 4 of them from you, 1 from Carl.

None from Lenny, Mo or Barney Gumble?

Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 21, 2009, 10:43:50 PM11/21/09
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Evan Platt wrote:

> richard <mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>> Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the
>> assholes off of it, is purely for my old highschool.
>>
>> No you're not gonna get the name because it is intended for use by
>> those of us connected to that school.
>

> Colerain Senior High, http://www.colerainchat.com/ ?
>
> Do I get a prize?

Yes, you should! Good detective work, Evan.

That link led me to
http://www.colerainalumni.com/wanted/index.asp?NameBegin=a&NameEnd=b
where our RtS is listed as a "Lost Alumni" from the class of 1969.

He should write them and let them know what motel he is staying in
tonight. Or, on second thought ...

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Mara

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Nov 22, 2009, 1:04:30 AM11/22/09
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Richard needs to meet Godzilla the way Bambi did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY

--
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is
seldom known until it is lost.
--Charles Caleb Colton

richard

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Nov 22, 2009, 1:27:36 AM11/22/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:37:43 -0800, Evan Platt wrote:

> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:59:20 -0700, richard <mem...@newsguy.com>


> wrote:
>
>>Another site I have, that will not get posted here, to keep the assholes
>>off of it, is purely for my old highschool.
>>
>>No you're not gonna get the name because it is intended for use by those of
>>us connected to that school.
>
> Colerain Senior High, http://www.colerainchat.com/ ?
>
> Do I get a prize?

The boobie prize.
Just keep in mind that as I am in full control of the site, any asshole who
shows up will get their ass kicked off and banned. Permanently.

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The Old Sourdough

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Nov 22, 2009, 6:47:28 AM11/22/09
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Mike Yetto mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
> Bada bing richard <mem...@newsguy.com> bada bang:
>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:27:41 -0600, The Old Sourdough wrote:
>>
>>> richard mumbled in 24hoursupport.helpdesk:
>>>> On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:58:18 -0500, Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>
>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>>>> Beauregard T. Shagnasty wrote:
>>>>>>>>> richard wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> http://blog.1littleworld.net/
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Your humor gene is missing (well, we (tinw) knew that).
>>>>>
>>>>> From the page: "We all see a lot of web pages with visitor or hit
>>>>> counters on them. So why should I skip that normally-useless bit of
>>>>> fluff? Therefore:"
>>>>>
>>>>> Refresh the page and look at the 'hit counter' again. Several people
>>>>> have written and asked how I do that... (it's trivial)
>>>
>>>> My first site went online about the same time.
>>>> www.richbull.com
>>>
>>> And went down shortly thereafter, IIRC. You didn't pay the bill.
>>
>> Technically that is correct. Back then, cost of web sites and domains were
>> high. $50 a month just to get a 10mb site. The host I was with had a
>> special deal that you could only get for a year's payment. So I paid them
>> for 1 year and did not renew it.

HAAA!

>>
>> If a glass of water sits before you and it contains only 50% of it's full
>> capacity, you would say the glass is half empty.

And you'd whine and threaten a kooksoot because you didn't get a full
glass.

> The glass has excess capacity.

You mean like St00pid's skull?

>> Like your brain.
>> Ergo, your nick.

Ypu're not smart enough to figure out the significance of my nym.

>>
>> "Always with the negative waves."
>> Donald Plesance in "Kelly's Heroes".

> Donald *Sutherland*

The reason St00pid gets names wrong is because he watches "movys",
while most everybody else watches "movies."

> Mike "what fools these mortals be" Yetto


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Mike Yetto

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:19:27 AM11/22/09
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Bada bing richard <mem...@newsguy.com> bada bang:

You are in full control, yet your name is listed among the
missing. That seems to verify that you actually can't find your
own ass with both hands, a flashlight and an alumni directory.

Mike "or are you one of the assholes you banned?" Yetto

thund3rstruck

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Nov 22, 2009, 12:08:06 PM11/22/09
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Mike Yetto wrote:
> You are in full control, yet your name is listed among the
> missing. That seems to verify that you actually can't find your
> own ass with both hands, a flashlight and an alumni directory.
>
> Mike "or are you one of the assholes you banned?" Yetto

He's apparently trying to compete with the legit Colerainalumni dot
com site...

n0i

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Beauregard T. Shagnasty

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Nov 25, 2009, 6:44:58 PM11/25/09
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Evan Platt wrote:

> richard <mem...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>> 10-15 years ago hit counters were so COOOOOOL! Most of which were so
>> crude, the hits would increase with every page refresh. The crappy
>> "Front page" hit counter was easily hacked and whacked.
>
> You mean like the one on http://www.oldies.1littleworld.com/ which
> increases with every page refresh?

<LOL!>

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