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ian field

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Oct 3, 2010, 2:08:06 PM10/3/10
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After a lot of faffing about I eventually managed to con the PC into
formatting the USB stick by pulling it out and putting it straight back in
(without clicking eject) and typing Format/u H: in command line.

I was wondering if anyone knew why XP-SP3 was giving me all this aggravation
for no good reason?!

Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying *EVERYTHING*
else, and even that didn't work until I tried interrupting the USB mounted.


Meat Plow

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Oct 3, 2010, 2:17:07 PM10/3/10
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Chalk it up to shitty code, half-assed mounting, whatever. I don't find
this surprising with any Windows product.

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G. Morgan

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Oct 3, 2010, 4:41:55 PM10/3/10
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"ian field" <gangprob...@ntlworld.com> wrote:

>Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying *EVERYTHING*
>else, and even that didn't work until I tried interrupting the USB mounted.

Type "diskmgmt.msc" to get to the disk control panel. Format it from there.

Dan C

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Oct 3, 2010, 6:55:11 PM10/3/10
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On Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:08:06 +0100, ian field wrote:

You have to format the Cee drive first, before you can format an H drive.

Silly n00b.


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joevan

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Oct 3, 2010, 7:14:16 PM10/3/10
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On 03 Oct 2010 22:55:11 GMT, Dan C <youmust...@lan.invalid>
wrote:

>On Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:08:06 +0100, ian field wrote:
>
>> After a lot of faffing about I eventually managed to con the PC into
>> formatting the USB stick by pulling it out and putting it straight back
>> in (without clicking eject) and typing Format/u H: in command line.
>>
>> I was wondering if anyone knew why XP-SP3 was giving me all this
>> aggravation for no good reason?!
>>
>> Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying
>> *EVERYTHING* else, and even that didn't work until I tried interrupting
>> the USB mounted.
>
>You have to format the Cee drive first, before you can format an H drive.
>
>Silly n00b.

Now I know you are an idiot. And a troll.

Tim Conway

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Oct 3, 2010, 7:57:51 PM10/3/10
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"Dan C" <youmust...@lan.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:08:06 +0100, ian field wrote:
>
>> After a lot of faffing about I eventually managed to con the PC into
>> formatting the USB stick by pulling it out and putting it straight back
>> in (without clicking eject) and typing Format/u H: in command line.
>>
>> I was wondering if anyone knew why XP-SP3 was giving me all this
>> aggravation for no good reason?!
>>
>> Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying
>> *EVERYTHING* else, and even that didn't work until I tried interrupting
>> the USB mounted.
>
> You have to format the Cee drive first, before you can format an H drive.
>
> Silly n00b.
>
>
He thinks formatting the C drive will cure a hemorrhoid. And even bring
about world peace? ;-)

NotMe

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Oct 3, 2010, 8:44:56 PM10/3/10
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"ian field" <gangprob...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Might try SwissKnief (free verison)
http://download.cnet.com/SwissKnife/3000-2248_4-10389770.html

I've been playing with it and so far so good.


chuckcar

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Oct 3, 2010, 9:04:45 PM10/3/10
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joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> wrote in
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What took you so long?


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chuckcar

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Oct 3, 2010, 9:04:48 PM10/3/10
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"ian field" <gangprob...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
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R&R the drivers.

Dan C

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Oct 3, 2010, 10:31:40 PM10/3/10
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Who does?

> And even bring about world peace? ;-)

Quit skipping your remedial English class.


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Dan C

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Oct 3, 2010, 10:32:37 PM10/3/10
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LOL! The "drivers"? What fucking drivers, you retarded moron?


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G. Morgan

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Oct 3, 2010, 10:55:55 PM10/3/10
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joevan <joeva...@vanudity.com> wrote:

>>You have to format the Cee drive first, before you can format an H drive.
>>
>>Silly n00b.
>Now I know you are an idiot. And a troll.

Nonsensism: inclusive of the epigram and the wisecrack, it is any kind of funny
nonsense in speaking form. Nonsensism includes all kinds of absurdity without
realistic logic and makes a general observation of absurd reference.


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Tony

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Oct 4, 2010, 1:07:56 AM10/4/10
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What the hell's R&R? The Reading Railroad on the monopoly board?

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Desk Rabbit

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Oct 4, 2010, 8:59:36 AM10/4/10
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Idiot

ian field

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Oct 4, 2010, 11:25:31 AM10/4/10
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"Dan C" <youmust...@lan.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:08:06 +0100, ian field wrote:
>
>> After a lot of faffing about I eventually managed to con the PC into
>> formatting the USB stick by pulling it out and putting it straight back
>> in (without clicking eject) and typing Format/u H: in command line.
>>
>> I was wondering if anyone knew why XP-SP3 was giving me all this
>> aggravation for no good reason?!
>>
>> Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying
>> *EVERYTHING* else, and even that didn't work until I tried interrupting
>> the USB mounted.
>
> You have to format the Cee drive first, before you can format an H drive.
>

Fuckwit.


ian field

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Oct 4, 2010, 11:29:08 AM10/4/10
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"Dan C" <youmust...@lan.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:57:51 -0400, Tim Conway wrote:
>
>> "Dan C" <youmust...@lan.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:pan.2010.10...@moria.lan...
>>> On Sun, 03 Oct 2010 19:08:06 +0100, ian field wrote:
>>>
>>>> After a lot of faffing about I eventually managed to con the PC into
>>>> formatting the USB stick by pulling it out and putting it straight
>>>> back in (without clicking eject) and typing Format/u H: in command
>>>> line.
>>>>
>>>> I was wondering if anyone knew why XP-SP3 was giving me all this
>>>> aggravation for no good reason?!
>>>>
>>>> Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying
>>>> *EVERYTHING* else, and even that didn't work until I tried
>>>> interrupting the USB mounted.
>>>
>>> You have to format the Cee drive first, before you can format an H
>>> drive.
>>>
>>> Silly n00b.
>>>
>>>
>> He thinks formatting the C drive will cure a hemorrhoid.
>
> Who does?
>
>> And even bring about world peace? ;-)
>
> Quit skipping your remedial English class.
>

You should be sterilised in the best interests of human evolution.

Idiots like you need to be prevented from breeding.


Meat Plow

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Oct 4, 2010, 11:29:43 AM10/4/10
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Don't insult the fuckwits. They are light years more witty than this
turd.

Dan C

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Oct 4, 2010, 10:54:22 PM10/4/10
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Too late. You should have called your wife an hour ago.


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ian field

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Oct 5, 2010, 10:21:14 AM10/5/10
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Yeah right - she'd rip you to shreds.


Dan C

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Oct 5, 2010, 9:40:08 PM10/5/10
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Well I do have some serious fingernail scratches on my back.

A wild one, fer sure!


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ian field

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Oct 6, 2010, 3:26:38 PM10/6/10
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You've still got a back?! - obviously not her then.


chuckcar

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Oct 6, 2010, 6:34:15 PM10/6/10
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Dan C <youmust...@lan.invalid> wrote in
news:pan.2010.10...@moria.lan:

> On Mon, 04 Oct 2010 01:04:48 +0000, chuckcar wrote:
>
>> "ian field" <gangprob...@ntlworld.com> wrote in
>> news:fE3qo.22673$sw2....@newsfe21.ams2:
>>
>>> After a lot of faffing about I eventually managed to con the PC into
>>> formatting the USB stick by pulling it out and putting it straight
>>> back in (without clicking eject) and typing Format/u H: in command
>>> line.
>>>
>>> I was wondering if anyone knew why XP-SP3 was giving me all this
>>> aggravation for no good reason?!
>>>
>>> Format/U H: in command line was the last resort after trying
>>> *EVERYTHING* else, and even that didn't work until I tried
>>> interrupting the USB mounted.
>>>
>> R&R the drivers.
>
> LOL! The "drivers"? What fucking drivers, you retarded moron?
>
>

All the USB drivers, Mr. Formatted brain. *Everything* has drivers with
the exception of audio speakers and printers.

Dan C

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Oct 6, 2010, 10:23:45 PM10/6/10
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Holy shit. Jesus.

A USB port needs a driver, eh? A printer does NOT need a driver, eh?

You're fucking clueless beyond belief.

Fuck off and kill yourself, you ignorant fuck.


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freemont

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Oct 6, 2010, 10:43:58 PM10/6/10
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 22:34:15 +0000, chuckcar writ:

> *Everything* has drivers with
> the exception of audio speakers and printers.

Classic one, kid.
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G. Morgan

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Oct 6, 2010, 11:12:58 PM10/6/10
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chuckcar <ch...@nil.car> wrote:

> *Everything* has drivers with
>the exception of audio speakers and printers.

OMG... You're more clueless than I thought.

Have a look at this pic. it will demonstrate an audio driver set.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2ppj6s7.jpg

Don't post stuff you know nothing about.


Barry OGrady

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Oct 6, 2010, 11:17:28 PM10/6/10
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 20:05:54 -0700, Evan Platt
<ev...@theobvious.espphotography.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 6 Oct 2010 22:34:15 +0000 (UTC), chuckcar <ch...@nil.car>
>wrote:


>
>> *Everything* has drivers with the exception of audio speakers and printers.
>

>I don't need drivers for printers?
>
>Wow. That's a new one. I'll let all the printer manufacturers know,
>they can stop making drivers.

No need for audio drivers either.

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n0i

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Oct 6, 2010, 11:18:00 PM10/6/10
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PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!! :)

Seriously, everytime he posts crap like that, I hurt myself laughing.
Sometimes I need to take a week off because I ended up in the ER with a
laugh related injury...

n0i

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Meat Plow

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Oct 7, 2010, 8:06:51 AM10/7/10
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And printers? I'll give you a chance to correct your post.

chuckcar

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Oct 7, 2010, 8:30:16 AM10/7/10
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Meat Plow <mhy...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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Show me one non-USB printer (and they're only there for the interface
itself and not the printer) that appears in device manager. QED

Meat Plow

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Oct 7, 2010, 9:27:59 AM10/7/10
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Ah I see now. You think that a parallel port printer such as say an HP
LJ4P doesn't need a driver to function properly? Better let HP know that
so they can take their driver page down; http://snipurl.com/19v7en.

Dan C

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Oct 7, 2010, 11:06:00 AM10/7/10
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On Thu, 07 Oct 2010 12:30:16 +0000, chuckcar wrote:

That's not the point, shit-fer-brains. A printer still needs a driver to
use it's features properly, or even to function at all.

Did you use a lot of drugs when you were young, or did your parents?


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freemont

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Oct 7, 2010, 12:44:15 PM10/7/10
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On Wed, 06 Oct 2010 23:18:00 -0400, n0i writ:

You should read through the stuff at the link in my sig, then.

Just don't try to eat or drink while you read...

Seeing so much of it in one place is impressive.

G. Morgan

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Oct 8, 2010, 4:34:40 AM10/8/10
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n0i <thunderstruck_n0i@live> wrote:

> PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!! :)

Just a screen shot and Paint.net to draw the arrows.

> Seriously, everytime he posts crap like that, I hurt myself laughing.
>Sometimes I need to take a week off because I ended up in the ER with a
>laugh related injury...

I gave up laughing and started feeling sorry for the poor sod.

G. Morgan

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Oct 8, 2010, 4:37:30 AM10/8/10
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freemont <freemont...@freemontsoffice.com> wrote:

>? "Because all you of Earth are idiots!"
>? Beware the 24hoursupport tards:
>? http://24hoursupport-tards.info


LMFAO !!!! Keep up the good work. I'll be on the lookout for submissions to
add.

G. Morgan

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Oct 8, 2010, 4:41:19 AM10/8/10
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freemont <freemont...@freemontsoffice.com> wrote:

>You should read through the stuff at the link in my sig, then.


Please add this one: "All the USB drivers, Mr. Formatted brain. *Everything*


has drivers with the exception of audio speakers and printers."

Message-ID: <Xns9E09B77...@127.0.0.1>


freemont

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Oct 8, 2010, 7:36:50 AM10/8/10
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On Fri, 08 Oct 2010 03:41:19 -0500, G. Morgan writ:

What makes you think it's my site? ;-)

Anyhoo that one's already there, in the "Truisms" section.

larrylaundry

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Oct 9, 2010, 3:09:58 AM10/9/10
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Seems most printers will 'function' just by 'simply' plugging them in.
Still needs drivers to make them work though.

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