I have a notebook (ABS Mayhem G3) that has this annoying problem- the
default web browser (be it IE6.0, Firefox, Opera...) constantly reloads
itself randomly while I'm using it. I can go months at a time with it
not affecting me, but some days it comes with a vengeance, doing this
execute-1000023403483-browsers thing.
This has been occuring since day 1 of owning this PC. I don't want to
send it in because the folks who will "fix" it will not only wipe my
HD, but will take 4-8 weeks to do so. Ugh. I've been running trojan
and antispyware like mad trying to isolate this issue, and even
employed HijackThis to see if there's some rogue application trying to
corrupt my browser.
Randomly, when surfing, typing, whatever... my browser will just
execute itself many, many times. With opera, it comes in the form of
reloading my homepage 60 times (estimated) or opening 100 windows of
Opera. My record so far is 283 windows. Sometimes when trying to
close out of them all, I get some random error involving "Make sure
there are not multiple users using Opera" or something to that effect.
I once had to RMA some memory for being bad. Although the other memory
chip is fine, I wonder if it's a hardware short causing my issue.
Perhaps it's a trojan, spyware, malware, whatever. I was told to
re-install Windows, but realistically, by the time I tracked down all
my old program CDs and whatnot, it'd be faster to send it in to the
manufacturer :P.
I'd like to know if this is, or has, occured with anyone else, and
potential sources of this problem. It's driving me nuts!
Thanks a bunch :D
-Chris
It sounds like malware has infected the machine. Have you tried an AV NG
and sought help there?
Duane :)
> This is a VERY annoying issue
I'm sure it is. If you're certain it's not malware, it could be a stuck key.
If you have a special function key to launch your browser then suspect it
first. Pull the key top off and inspect it for partially chewed victuals,
beard hair, dried skin, boogers, clogged snot and whatever other detritus
your body sheds.
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AV NG? Is that some kind of antivirus software? I've tried a couple
of utilties, but keep in mind, this stuff's been occuring since before
I ever connected this baby to the 'net.
I'll give another virus scan a try, however :)
-Chris
Not sure if I should thank you, or worry why your signature is full of
spam attractors :P
> It sounds like malware has infected the machine. Have you tried an AV
> NG and sought help there?
Fuckwit. You complete and utter fuckwit.
"I've been running trojan and antispyware like mad trying to isolate this
issue, and even employed HijackThis to see if there's some rogue application
trying to
corrupt my browser."
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Right now, I'd love to lean towards a. My guess, giving the previous
bad RAM stick, is it would probably be b.
If it's indeed something wrong with the buttons, it's nothing I can
check myself without potentially popping it off permanently. The
problematic buttons would be one of these 1-touch mail, internet,
wireless buttons above the notebook keyboard.
Duane :)
Does the laptop have a touchpad located between you and the keyboard?
Errant 'mouse movements and clicks' caused by hands moving close to the
touchpad while typing can cause all sorts of weird things to happen. If
there is no 'off switch' or 'hotkey' to disable the touchpad, try covering
it with a piece of stiff card while you are typing.
If you know the name and address of the so-and-so who decreed that there
shuold be a touchpad where the keyboard belongs on almost every laptop,
please tell the world; there's a come-uppance to be delivered.
--
-- ^^^^^^^^^^
-- Whiskers
-- ~~~~~~~~~~
Ran virusscan, nothing popped up.
Ran adware removal tools, nothing came up.
Scanned with Windows Defender, nothing came up.
At this point, it's hardware or the problem Whiskers illustrated. I do
actually keep my thumb rested a lot on the mouse while just idling on
my PC. This could very well be the case, and I never figured it'd do
that ;)
I'll let you know the results... I think there's a way for me to
hot-swap the touchpad on/off setting.
You can rest your tumb at the touchpad without problems if you quit the
booze. Your hands will stop trembling.
--
Your mother was a touchy pickpocket who ran a successful dating agency in
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lol
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>> You can rest your tumb at the touchpad without problems if you quit
>> the booze. Your hands will stop trembling.
> lol
<glares> Now you've spoiled it.
I save John's posts up for when I'm feeling bad, and then I read them
all at once. It never fails to give me a tummy ache, and afterward, I
feel much better.
Now I'm one post short, and I have to put off my next bout of misery
unless he posts a bit extra in the meantime.
;)
rl
--
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If you ever need some proof that time can heal your wounds,
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where the shadows used to be.... Mary Chapin Carpenter
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> John Holmes <nos...@fuckithard.com>, the infectious stumblebum and
>> XXX-rated tan-tracker who likes indelicate ferret fiddling with gila
>> monsters, and whose partner is a jizz-babe with a substandard punani,
>> wrote in <200607061912...@smtp4.wanadoo.nl>:
>
>
>>> You can rest your tumb at the touchpad without problems if you quit
>>> the booze. Your hands will stop trembling.
>
>
>> lol
>
> <glares> Now you've spoiled it.
<WEIL>
> I save John's posts up for when I'm feeling bad, and then I read them
> all at once. It never fails to give me a tummy ache, and afterward, I
> feel much better.
>
> Now I'm one post short, and I have to put off my next bout of misery
> unless he posts a bit extra in the meantime.
>
> ;)
>
> rl
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Every now and again you do that, and it gives me full-blown cognitive
dissonance.
This is one of those times.
;)
>> I save John's posts up for when I'm feeling bad, and then I read them
>> all at once. It never fails to give me a tummy ache, and afterward, I
>> feel much better.
>>
>> Now I'm one post short, and I have to put off my next bout of misery
>> unless he posts a bit extra in the meantime.
>>
>> ;)
>>
>> rl
<snipped>
Chocolate starfish, what?
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com>, the dirty transient and timid
>> pickle smoker who likes cold-hearted hard-fisting with gophers, and
>> whose partner is a moll with an unpleasant filthy hatchet wound,
>> wrote in <4h5amcF...@individual.net>:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> John Holmes <nos...@fuckithard.com>, the infectious stumblebum and
>>>> XXX-rated tan-tracker who likes indelicate ferret fiddling with
>>>> gila monsters, and whose partner is a jizz-babe with a substandard
>>>> punani, wrote in <200607061912...@smtp4.wanadoo.nl>:
>>>
>>>
>>>>> You can rest your tumb at the touchpad without problems if you
>>>>> quit the booze. Your hands will stop trembling.
>>>
>>>
>>>> lol
>>>
>>> <glares> Now you've spoiled it.
>>
>> <WEIL>
>
> Every now and again you do that, and it gives me full-blown cognitive
> dissonance.
Inducing cognitive dissonance I do well.
> This is one of those times.
>
> ;)
>
>>> I save John's posts up for when I'm feeling bad, and then I read
>>> them all at once. It never fails to give me a tummy ache, and
>>> afterward, I feel much better.
>>>
>>> Now I'm one post short, and I have to put off my next bout of misery
>>> unless he posts a bit extra in the meantime.
>>>
>>> ;)
>>>
>>> rl
>
> <snipped>
>
> Chocolate starfish, what?
No thanks.
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No problem.
Well this got derailed....
Yes. But it's not surprsing when you realise that Rhonda is a despised
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All the lights just went on in the neighborhood, you bastard. I'm sure
someone called the police, thinking I was being murdered.
>> euphemism. Foul the nest.
Infuckingdeed.
> Duane Arnold <"Do forget about it"@PleaeDo.BET>, the drooling leper
> and touchy-feely uphill gardener who likes aberrant four-legged
> frolics with white-tailed rats, and whose partner is a yo-yo-knickers
> with a bulging hairy manilow, wrote in
> <LF4rg.3859$PE1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
>
>> It sounds like malware has infected the machine. Have you tried an AV
>> NG and sought help there?
>
> Fuckwit. You complete and utter fuckwit.
>
> "I've been running trojan and antispyware like mad trying to isolate
> this issue, and even employed HijackThis to see if there's some rogue
> application trying to
> corrupt my browser."
Good that he's been running various applications, but he hasn't stated
which applications he's using aside from hijackthis; which does little to
show you a process injected program, or a normal executable the user
expects to see which isn't what it's supposed to be. They don't all
detect the same things. Your obviously way out of your league when it
comes to malware kadaitcha. As usual, you flame the person who responds,
and offer nothing to help the OP, or even explain why you don't agree
with the respondents advice.
--
Dustin
Author of BugHunter - MalWare Removal Tool
http://bughunter.it-mate.co.uk
So, was it your touchpad causing the problem?
The perfect silly cross posting *bitch* K-Hen is always in left field,
out of the ball park, out of her mind and doesn't know her ass from her
mouth and needs to be locked-up.
Fuck that *ho* as I am not paying any attention to her. She is just an
Internet addicted *bitch* that needs to be locked-up.
Duane :)
You seem to have an issue with women, Duane.
In this day and age, such an attitude is not likely conducive to a
healthy and active love life.
rl
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before
their periods, women behave the way
men do all the time. Robert A. Heinlein
Love, WTF is that? I *loved* years ago. You're wrong and you don't know
the first God Damn thing about the pussy I have had good or bad. ;-)
I just don't like the complete ass-hole ones. I have encountered such
loud mouth ones over the years, including yourself.
Duane :)
We uppity women should know our place. Is that what you're saying,
Duane?
I have respect for woman that know how to act like ladies. But I also
know that if you're too nice to a lady, she'll eventually turn into a
*ho* on you.
So, the man has to know when to treat her like a lady and treat her like
a *ho* to keep the respect.
It is what it is and it can be the year 200,000.
Later!
Duane :)
> "Kadaitcha Man" <fuck-you...@kiss-my-big-black-ass.com> wrote in
> news:iic9cm$7qc$p...@stirring-mangos.org:
>
>> Duane Arnold <"Do forget about it"@PleaeDo.BET>, the drooling leper
>> and touchy-feely uphill gardener who likes aberrant four-legged
>> frolics with white-tailed rats, and whose partner is a yo-yo-knickers
>> with a bulging hairy manilow, wrote in
>> <LF4rg.3859$PE1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>:
>>
>>> It sounds like malware has infected the machine. Have you tried an
>>> AV NG and sought help there?
>>
>> Fuckwit. You complete and utter fuckwit.
>>
>> "I've been running trojan and antispyware like mad trying to isolate
>> this issue, and even employed HijackThis to see if there's some rogue
>> application trying to
>> corrupt my browser."
>
> Good<SLAP>
Tell some cunt who cares, Dustbin.
--
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It is to soc.men
--
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Well, if thats the case I suggest you dump IE and go with Opera 9 or
'sandboxie' a great proggie that encapsulates all IE web surfing in an
read-only environment.
No more spyware, trojans, key strokers... or loopy soc.men'ers tellin'
you this. ;-0(
I thought the only sex those guys get is from their pocket pussy.
rl
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
If you ever need some proof that time can heal your wounds,
She was never a lady if she had anything to do with you, Duane. Ladies
have no interest in your kind.
> So, the man has to know when to treat her like a lady and treat her
> like a *ho* to keep the respect.
If you really believe that treating a woman like a ho is the way to keep
respect, well, it's as I said. The only women you're fucking *are*
whores. But I'm betting it costs you. Even crack whores have standards,
and I don't think you can meet them.
How much of your salary do you spend on anonymous sex, Duane? Do you
earn enough to buy a real, live female body, or is all your action at
booth in the local adult store?
> It is what it is and it can be the year 200,000.
>
> Later!
Never.
> Duane :)
rl
> I thought the only sex those guys get is man pussy.
Edited for the sake of TRVTH on usenet.
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betty & wilma; chuffle plug n. Tampon.; cocktus erectus; Rhonda Lea Kirk
lovely short-heeled-wench plumper; Rhonda Lea Kirk and Tight beefy guy
is deeply swallowing a massive cock; her a shot; offensive veiny
bangstick; dill; wretched bed-pressing; spider's legs n. Of muffs (qv)
rogue pubic hairs which protrude beyond the the knicker line.; taters;
park the pink cadillac; baby juice; gaping dirt-box; bream cream;
injurious 69ers; Rhonda Lea Kirk and Muscle body builder showing the
work out on his meat; dog's rig; dreadful bunny tuft; roger : v. To
shag. Often in the past tense; as in 'I gave her a jolly good
rogering'.; shocking anal defiling; Meat the Parents
Aren't you the loopy soc.man who believes that if women wore more
conservative clothing, we wouldn't get raped?
IIRC, I was wearing a pair of loose-fitting jeans and a peasant blouse,
i.e., the only exposed parts of my body were my face and arms (from the
elbows down).
He was a creep. That doesn't make all or even most men creeps, not by a
long shot. But he would've done it even if I'd been covered from head to
toe, because rape is not about how a woman dresses or how she acts, it's
about a male sub-human who failed to socialize normally. You want to
blame it on me? I'm sure you'll find some way to manage just that, but
bear in mind that in 1971, I was only 13 years old. You'll have to weave
your theory around a lot of inconvenient facts.
Nonetheless, I haven't the time for you--it's just not worth the
argument, because your attitude is irredeemable. I'm only here to
deliver Duane--obviously he'll fit right in--and then I'll be on my way
to places where men are men, instead of...
Well, I'll tell ya. Drakes routinely commit rape. Gang rape, as a matter
of fact. The hens can't outfly them when they're surrounded.
So maybe the whole lot of you are nothing more than a gang of goddam
quackers.
At least that's how it looks from here.
rl
--
Rhonda Lea Kirk
If you ever need some proof that time can heal your wounds,
Why else would you be here posting to me like you are you crazy
fucked-up *ho* and you know I know who you are Hen.
You need to get your own little fucked-up life together before you start
passing judgment on others, because you're posting just a tad bit too
much and that's 24/365 out here on the Internet with the computer your
lover firmly planted up your addicted ass, like you know what the fuck
you're talking about.
Whatever I am doing, it's better that that Moby Dick dildo you're
sucking and riding on.
It's time to killfile your ass once again
Whatever I am doing, it's better than that Moby Dick dildo you're
sucking and riding on.
<correction>
Woo hoo! Kadaitcha, he thinks I'm you.
OMG!
What a maroon.
> You need to get your own little fucked-up life together before you
> start passing judgment on others, because you're posting just a tad
> bit too much and that's 24/365 out here on the Internet with the
> computer your lover firmly planted up your addicted ass, like you
> know what the fuck you're talking about.
My life is pretty darn good right now. I'm watching the sun come up, I
can hear the birds singing, and it looks to be a nice day out there.
Maybe I'll have breakfast outside, while I entertain myself by laughing
at your dumb ass.
> Whatever I am doing, it's better that that Moby Dick dildo you're
> sucking and riding on.
I don't use toys. A real man is enough for me. You don't qualify.
> It's time to killfile your ass once again
Damn, Duane, I do surely understand why you keep getting nailed.
You're dumb as dirt.
rl
<aside>
BWAHAHHAAHAHAHA! DUHuane thinks Rhonda is a KM sock.
--
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voluminous lotus flower
<aside>
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! DUHanetard reads his own posts.
--
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> Duane Arnold" <"Do forget about it wrote:
>> Fuck you, go find someone and stop posting to me you cross posting
>> fucked-up *bitch*, like I don't know who you are you ass-hole.
>>
>> Why else would you be here posting to me like you are you crazy
>> fucked-up *ho* and you know I know who you are Hen.
>
> Woo hoo! Kadaitcha, he thinks I'm you.
>
> OMG!
>
> What a maroon.
lol - I noticed.
>> You need to get your own little fucked-up life together before you
>> start passing judgment on others, because you're posting just a tad
>> bit too much and that's 24/365 out here on the Internet with the
>> computer your lover firmly planted up your addicted ass, like you
>> know what the fuck you're talking about.
>
> My life is pretty darn good right now. I'm watching the sun come up, I
> can hear the birds singing, and it looks to be a nice day out there.
>
> Maybe I'll have breakfast outside, while I entertain myself by
> laughing at your dumb ass.
>
>> Whatever I am doing, it's better that that Moby Dick dildo you're
>> sucking and riding on.
>
> I don't use toys. A real man is enough for me. You don't qualify.
>
>> It's time to killfile your ass once again
>
> Damn, Duane, I do surely understand why you keep getting nailed.
>
> You're dumb as dirt.
>
> rl
--
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fishing; debased get-a-leg-over; monstrous flaming lips; skinny fuck
flute; make the beast with two backs; delicate fish fanny; love length;
to lose; niffkin's bridge : n. Female equivalent of the biffin bridge or
barse (qv).; to lose; wilted biggus dickus; kosher pickle; toobsnake;
virulent pearl pit; bite me!; Rhonda Lea Kirk, Hairless Tanned Teen
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Tasmania. From the similarity in shape of said island to a muff.;
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sex with a native whilst on holiday in Greece. As in: "Did you zorba?";
bugle; handkerchief; slippery catcher's mitt; abominable pointer
sisters; bannocks interj. Scotts equivalent of bollocks. n. Jockspeak
for knackers; plums (qv).; get wild; basorgasmus; chunky jota; going all
the way; dohickies; rasp away; Bound Babe Clamps And Pussy Balls
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set-of-jugs; sardsaw off a chunk; timbered; baggy twelve inch train of
pain; buttock jig; Hampton rhyming slang Penis. Hampton Wick - dick.
Also to get your Hampton Court - an accident involving a zip.; lizard;
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sock
> Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Not a chance, you imbecile. Better the human race should die off than
allow you to breed.
<shakes head> Wherever did you find this guy, KMan?
> Duane Arnold" <"Do forget about it wrote:
>> Whatever you're *bitching* and whining about now, fuck you.
>
> Not a chance, you imbecile. Better the human race should die off than
> allow you to breed.
>
> <shakes head> Wherever did you find this guy, KMan?
In the place where most techno-fucktards congeal;
24hourfuckwit.shelteredworkshop.
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hilt; amphigenetic gender; grungy one-eyed custard chucker; oversized
workmans entrance; rigid fishing tackle; jam rag n. Tampon.; junior;
filthy fornication; raw meat; stick and bangers; rasher; go in unto;
licentious crimes against nature; savage nooky; hairless oval office;
nature's duty; bedwork; tallywacker; having it off; lascivious
stuff-my-bunny fun times; bawdy banquet; all shaky-shivery; crude
yodeling in the gulley; abélard; grind one's tool; shoot in your boot
euph. To be excited. Of Jimi Hendrix, Little Richard said: "Jimi made my
big toe shoot right up in my boot".; have an affair with; stocky
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bum adventures; bold bum buddy; clubbin' the nubbin'; sing sweet violets
euph. Airy alternative to building a log cabin (qv); to take a dump.;
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property; degrading manhood touching; appetent; soft hairy beaver;
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apples; get off at Edge Hill euph. Coitus interruptus; withdrawal before
ejaculation. (Edge Hill is the last station before Liverpool Lime
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pop; ambiguous gender; kinky cock-eating; unnatural glory-hole; tipsy
chutney ferret; appetence; ambidexterity; nasty dirty deeds; do a dicky
dick; point; unfinished headlights; sloppy seconds; aberrant
dick-drinking; jewels; fudge packer; engaging in safe sex; red scare;
blood orange : n. The arse after being savaged by a particularly vicious
chocolate shark (qv). See also Japanese flag.; exhibitionistic rat-arse
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being pinned; mutton bayonet; tedious date-puncher; handicapped twin
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black box; box of; undignified horizontal folk-dancing; crab ladder : n.
Penis.; jump someone's bones; horizontal rhumba; rusty cream-jugs; chuff
mountain : n. Surplus of female guests at a party.; Jodrell rhym. slang
J. Arthur (qv). From Jodrell Bank, the Knuts... fnarr fnarr! (qv) ...
ford space research laboratory.; afflicted woollen bivalve; lethal
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snack pack; sweet line; play at up-tails-all; jerk the gherkin; Rhonda
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Sure, I hope you are showing respect because if you dress like a slut
you'll get treated like a slut.
What's "loopy" is women continuing to dress themselves as cheap slut
sex whores which is disrespectful not only to themselves but more
importantly to men who want women to use their brains to attract rather
than their slutty attitudes.
I should have had you aborted. Another half inch I could have shat you out.
As Elvis would say *fuck you fuck you very much.*
Seriously, I don't have time for you.
But you have issues, and you should get help. ASAP.
17 years on the 'net, and the entire time, I was a real, live person.
I find you, and in the blink of an eye, I'm a sock.
But in a choice between being your sock and being Duane, I'd surely
choose the former. The sock, at least, comes equipped with a loaner
brain.
rl
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pudding; dowdy barking-spider; cat got your tongue; bang artist;
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Oh thank God.
I read what he wrote, and I thought I'd gone right over the edge. Next
stop, the bin.
I didn't get much from all that, but I get the idea it hasn't quite sunk
in for him that I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
> I didn't get much from all that, but I get the idea it hasn't quite
> sunk in for him that I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
And if you did touch him with a ten-foot pole, you'd probably still catch a
disease.
--
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Which brings us back full circle to his shitty view of women and
resultant need to get his rocks off at the local x-rated video booth.
Damn. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I AM a survived abortion, fucknuckles!
I couldnt give a flyin fuck about what you say, debate the issues,
girl.
> But you have issues, and you should get help. ASAP.
>
So I take it you dress as a cheap slut whore and expect me to treat you
with respect and equality.
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com>, the horrid idler and vicious
>> mary ann who likes exploitative clown-boxing with humpbacked whales,
>> and
>> whose partner is a business girl with lousy turkey curtains, wrote in
>> <4h6sc4F...@individual.net>:
>>
>>> I didn't get much from all that, but I get the idea it hasn't quite
>>> sunk in for him that I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
>>
>> And if you did touch him with a ten-foot pole, you'd probably still
>> catch a disease.
>
> Which brings us back full circle to his shitty view of women and
> resultant need to get his rocks off at the local x-rated video booth.
>
> Damn. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Of course he has a grossly warped view of women - he is 100% convinced that
I'm female. I trolled him into believing it and no amount of telling him
that he was trolled will shake the lie out of his head.
--
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I think you missed my earlier post, even though you replied to it,
Connor.
At the tender age of 13, dressed in peasant blouse and loose-fitting
jeans, I was raped anyway.
Shall I say it again?
As for how I dress, I'm a professional, so I dress like a professional,
in a suit.
But here's a clue for you: I used to skydive, and I spent every weekend
at the dropzone wearing very little at all. It's hot, it's sweaty, and
the less clothing one wears, the more comfortable one is. At times, I
was running around in nothing more than short shorts and a lacy bra.
The men made naughty jokes, they patted me, and hugged me. But not a one
of them ever, ever, ever, touched me without my permission or made me
feel uncomfortable about what I had on.
The skydiving population is about 75% male, and women are highly valued
in the sport, so the men protect us. And any men who fail in that do not
last very long at all.
Go to Afghanistan, Connor. The women dress appropriately, as you define
it, and with a little luck, the next time you give into your baser
instincts, we might be lucky enough that someone will cut your balls
off.
It's what I would do.
Sure, I'll repeat it for you: rape is a consequence of female ownership
of sexuality.
>
> Go to Afghanistan, Connor. The women dress appropriately, as you define
> it, and with a little luck, the next time you give into your baser
> instincts, we might be lucky enough that someone will cut your balls
> off.
What don't you understand about women not dressing as cheap sluts?
>
> It's what I would do.
What? Men don't go walking around with their dicks and asses hanging
out, so why do women go walking around with the tits and asses
everywhere?
> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>> conn...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>
>> At the tender age of 13, dressed in peasant blouse and loose-fitting
>> jeans, I was raped anyway.
>>
>> Shall I say it again?
>
> Sure, I'll repeat it for you: rape is a consequence of female
> ownership of sexuality.
Real meaning: "No woman in her right mind would GIVE me sex!"
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You can simply kiss my ass.
All wannabee bitches, chumps, clowns, ass holes, hasbeens, drunks, and
whatever else, you can all kiss my ass.
I can't speak to the quality of being a techno-fucktard, but what I have
noticed is that quite a few of the male denizens hate women. And many of
the women hate everyone. It's quite strange to me.
Some shit-for-brains just called me a feminazi slut, KMan. <laughing>
Can you fathom it?
It's almost as if words have no definition, but are like bricks to be
thrown at random.
These guys are just stupid, is that it? The bottom of the barrel, and
they can't get laid, so they come here to whine about the astringency of
the grapes.
God, how I would hate to be the moral of the story.
Never.
Does that make me a lesbian?
No fucking way.
Uh...
<backs away slowly>
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> conn...@hotmail.com <conn...@hotmail.com>, the piss-stained leper
>> and vile dandy who likes erotic sexual intercourse with macaques, and
>> whose partner is a chippie with a deadly chia pet, wrote in
>> <1152272314.2...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:
>>
>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:
>>>> conn...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>> At the tender age of 13, dressed in peasant blouse and
>>>> loose-fitting jeans, I was raped anyway.
>>>>
>>>> Shall I say it again?
>>>
>>> Sure, I'll repeat it for you: rape is a consequence of female
>>> ownership of sexuality.
>>
>> Real meaning: "No woman in her right mind would GIVE me sex!"
>
> Some shit-for-brains just called me a feminazi slut, KMan. <laughing>
> Can you fathom it?
I assume they believe that anything without a penis is a feminazi slut.
I would normally have written that as, "I assume they believe that anything
with a vagina is a feminazi slut", but they wouldn't know what a vagina is.
> It's almost as if words have no definition, but are like bricks to be
> thrown at random.
>
> These guys are just stupid, is that it? The bottom of the barrel, and
> they can't get laid, so they come here to whine about the astringency
> of the grapes.
>
> God, how I would hate to be the moral of the story.
>
> rl
--
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> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com>, the infectious scrounger and
>> tearful boigl who likes erotic favours with dromedary camels, and
>> whose partner is a giver-and-taker with malignant buffalo gums, wrote
>> in <4h6taiF...@individual.net>:
>>
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com>, the horrid idler and vicious
>>>> mary ann who likes exploitative clown-boxing with humpbacked
>>>> whales, and
>>>> whose partner is a business girl with lousy turkey curtains, wrote
>>>> in <4h6sc4F...@individual.net>:
>>>>
>>>>> I didn't get much from all that, but I get the idea it hasn't
>>>>> quite sunk in for him that I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot
>>>>> pole.
>>>>
>>>> And if you did touch him with a ten-foot pole, you'd probably still
>>>> catch a disease.
>>>
>>> Which brings us back full circle to his shitty view of women and
>>> resultant need to get his rocks off at the local x-rated video
>>> booth. Damn. I just threw up a little in my mouth.
>>
>> Of course he has a grossly warped view of women - he is 100%
>> convinced that I'm female. I trolled him into believing it and no
>> amount of telling him that he was trolled will shake the lie out of
>> his head.
>
> Does that make me a lesbian?
Only if you want.
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> Kiss my ass
<aside>
Poor DUHuane - he's completely fucking bonkers.
--
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Fix the time on your PC. It's off by 20 years....
--
Half of the people in the world are below average.
> Kiss my ass wash it before you kiis it.
"kiis"? You getting all hot and bothered then, DUHaneypoo?
--
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Y'know what Robert A. Heinlein said about that? Probably not.
I expect to be loved, protected and cared for, and I am committed to
giving it all back in full measure.
You stupid piece of shit...you never found the right person because you
never learned how to *be* the right person.
You're damn right I've dressed like a cheap slut whore--because it got
my man hot. I paraded myself through the town in a tiny spandex dress
with no panties because he loved it. And then I took him home and fucked
him senseless.
Sex is a gift that two people give to each other, and you want to act as
if it's a commodity to be bartered or taken by force. And then you
wonder why you can't get laid, you wretched, pitiful bastard.
The reason you find yourself on the wrong end of a sex game is that you
play mind games. And the end result is that you get exactly what you
deserve--a throbbing hardon and no place to put it but your own
miserable hand.
I wouldn't have you. A man who appreciates me and treats me as I should
be treated gets everything--nothing is withheld. But a man like you--I
wouldn't look twice at you.
Well, if you're a woman, then I want.
Otherwise, I'm not switching, if you don't mind.
rl
He seems to be droning now, KMan.
Do you suppose drooling comes next?
rl
soc.men'ers can always pick the sexist protect me pinks like you
demanding 'equality' and having men die in the process.
Men aren't hear to defend women, stand on yur own two feet and do it
yurself, "egalitarian".
> It's almost as if words have no definition, but are like bricks to be
> thrown at random.
If you can't handle mere words, how weak as piss are you?
> These guys are just stupid, is that it? The bottom of the barrel, and
> they can't get laid, so they come here to whine about the astringency of
> the grapes.
Just because a vagina wreaks doesn't mean it puts men off from
"cleaning" duties.
> conn...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> So I take it you dress as a cheap slut whore and expect me to treat
>> you with respect and equality.
>
> Y'know what Robert A. Heinlein said about that? Probably not.
>
> I expect to be loved, protected and cared for, and I am committed to
> giving it all back in full measure.
>
> You stupid piece of shit...you never found the right person because
> you never learned how to *be* the right person.
>
> You're damn right I've dressed like a cheap slut whore--because it got
> my man hot. I paraded myself through the town in a tiny spandex dress
> with no panties because he loved it. And then I took him home and
> fucked him senseless.
>
> Sex is a gift that two people give to each other, and you want to act
> as if it's a commodity to be bartered or taken by force. And then you
> wonder why you can't get laid, you wretched, pitiful bastard.
>
> The reason you find yourself on the wrong end of a sex game is that
> you play mind games. And the end result is that you get exactly what
> you deserve--a throbbing hardon and no place to put it but your own
> miserable hand.
ROFL - you go, girl.
<wipes tars of laughter from eyes>
--
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> Duane Arnold" <"Do forget about it wrote:
>> Kiss my ass
>
> He seems to be droning now, KMan.
>
> Do you suppose drooling comes next?
He'll blab like that for days. Then he'll piss off again for a few weeks.
Then it'll start all over again.
--
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From talking to Connor, I understand why.
I'm sure he's a virgin. No woman in her right mind would fuck him.
>> It's almost as if words have no definition, but are like bricks to be
>> thrown at random.
>>
>> These guys are just stupid, is that it? The bottom of the barrel, and
>> they can't get laid, so they come here to whine about the astringency
>> of the grapes.
>>
>> God, how I would hate to be the moral of the story.
>>
>> rl
Beggars shouldn't be choosers.
I'll take what's given to me.
;)
I believe the mentally ills will one day rule the earths.
I'll send you my dismembered willy in a jar, return postage paid. Suck,
don't swallow.
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Hey! Don't waste 'em. <licks tears>
>> n. Homosexuality, as defined by the French.; Rhonda Lea Kirk, Young
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You are so naughty.
I'd like to take you home right now and...well...I'll tell you later. No
reason to give these fuckwits a vicarious thrill. ;)
Well, whaddaya know? Another deficit.
He's fucking illiterate.
You really know how to pick 'em out the herd. <curtsies> I am in awe.
Um...
I have it locked in a cabinet, remember? You walked off and forgot all
about it, and I didn't want it to get lost. I put the key under the mat,
though, just in case you had a use for it in the meantime.
As for your instructions, can't I do both if I time it correctly? And a
little licking as well?
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> Rhonda Lea Kirk <rhon...@gmail.com>, the fossilised freeloader and
>> dirty-minded Butt Slut who likes craven dicky-whacking with whales,
>> and whose partner is a trollop with a noxious haddock pasty, wrote in
>> <4h7285F...@individual.net>:
>>
>>> Duane Arnold" <"Do forget about it wrote:
>>>> Kiss my ass
>>>
>>> He seems to be droning now, KMan.
>>>
>>> Do you suppose drooling comes next?
>>
>> He'll blab like that for days. Then he'll piss off again for a few
>> weeks. Then it'll start all over again.
>
> You really know how to pick 'em out the herd. <curtsies> I am in awe.
I use an electric divining rod. Some bastard stole the idea, called it a
cattle prod and made millions.
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