21st Century...
Our communication --Wireless
Our dress --------------- Topless
Our telephone -------- Cordless
Our cooking ----------- Fireless
Our youth -------------- Jobless
Our food ---------------- Fatless
Our labour ---------- Effortless
Our conduct -------- Worthless
Our relation -------- Loveless
Our attitude ---------- Careless
Our feelings -------- Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education ------ Valueless
Our follies ---------- Countless
Our arguments ------- Baseless
Our boss ------------ Brainless
Our Job ------------ Thankless
Our Salary - Very less !!!
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it;
the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Wife:What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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' HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY '
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