JUST FOR LAUGHS.. some may be old ones.

[Siva Kumar]

Love
A teacher asks a student:
"What kind of woman would you like to be with when you're all grown up?"
"A woman like the moon!" Answers the kid.
"That's beautiful," breathes the teacher, "what a choice! Because you'd like her to be beautiful and radiant like the moon?"
"No, I'd like her to appear at night and disappear come morning!"

Death
After bob died, everyone gathered at his funeral. Then the minister started to speak: "He was a model husband, a decent man, a terrific father.."
The widow then makes a motion for her son to come to her.
"What is it mother?" he whisper.
"Dear, go check the casket, I think we're at the wrong funeral..."

Hope
Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "What do you mean nothing? You've been staring at our marriage certificate for over an hour!"
Husband: "Yea, I'm checking the expiration date."

Neighbors
"The new neighbors are so in love," remarks Susan to her husband, "he hugs her, kisses her and strokes her hair. Why don't you do that?"
"Because I don't know her that well."

Donations
Knock on the door.
"Hello sir, would you like to contribute something to the old folks home?"
"Yes, actually." Beams the old man. 
"Inge, put your jacket on and pack a suitcase!"

Shopping
An elderly couple is walking in the city, hand in hand, when they pass a jewelery store.
The wife turns to her husband with a smile:
"Love, would you buy me a chain?"
"Why?" Asks the husband, "Tired of being free?"

Qualities
A woman asks her husband:
"What do you like about me the most? My beautiful face or my sexy body?"
The husband gives her a long, appreciating look.
"Your sense of humor."

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அன்புடன் 

சிவா 

[Srinivasan Kalyanasundaram]

Good one Siva

Srini

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[Subramanian KR]

very good one siva. ..... Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android From:"Siva Kumar" <dpc...@gmail.com> Date:Wed, Jun 10, 2015 at 8:46 pm Subject:JUST FOR LAUGHS.. some may be old ones.

[Muthu Sankar]

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From: Siva Kumar <dpc...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Jun 10, 2015, 20:46
Subject: JUST FOR LAUGHS.. some may be old ones.

[nandha Dynamic]

This works ! 

Anand 

Said shutdown 

Strange 

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