Brotherhood of Warez -- Issue 005 - bow5.asc [01/01]

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Brotherhood of Warez -- Issue 005 - bow5.asc [01/01] Jack Burroughs 2/19/96 12:00 AM

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          [the BoW squirt gun of death is coming for your pets!]

                                    BoW
                                    BoW                +-- picture of your
                            BoW     BoW     BoW      /     favorite pet here.
                      BoW           BoW           B/W
                 BoW                BoW          /     BoW
              BoW                   BoW        /          BoW
           BoW                      BoW      /               BoW
         BoW                        BoW   |/_                  BoW
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         BoW                        BoW                        BoW
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                 BoW                BoW                BoW
                      BoW           BoW           BoW
                            BoW     BoW     BoW
                                    BoW
                                    BoW
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 Brotherhood of WaReZz -BoW- Brotherhood of WaReZz -BoW- Brotherhood of WaReZz
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KRAD WAREZ KRAD WAR| 3) How to join the Brotherhood       | WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KR
AD WAREZ KRAD WAREZ| 4) Eubercrackers get BoW             |AREZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD
WAREZ KRAD WAREZ KR| 5) The Prophecy of [GLuE]            |Z KRAD WAREZ KRAD WA
REZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD| 6) WaReZz d00dz get a CLuE!          |KRAD WAREZ KRAD WARE
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REZ KRAD WAREZ KRAD| 11) A Song                           |KRAD WAREZ KRAD WARE
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BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo|     Introduction to BoW #5     |BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo
W BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo* + ------------------------------ + *BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW
BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo*           by: pluvius          *BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo
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 WoW WoW WoW WoW, 'ere be BoW #5. After much hate mail, and narc attempts, we
are still alive (barely).... there's been a bit of a wait since BoW #4, but
too bad for y00. We had alot of negative feedback on #4, but fortunately
a few people gave us some real praise, and a will to go on... we
thank those people from the bottom of our code-books.

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<Proff> That BoW magazine iwthteh *worst* rubbish I've seen in a long time
<Proff> Looks like it was written by 10 demented 13 yearolds.
> mind if I quote you on that?
<Proff> Nope.
/whois Proff
*** Proff is pr...@suburbia.apana.org.au (proff)
*** on channels: #apana +#eYePHeARBoW
*** on irc via server jello.qabc.uq.oz.au ([babel.cltr.uq.oz.au] HulkHoganised
+   Server, Queens)
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 10 demented 13 year olds? How generous! And to think I was starting to get
dis-heartened! Now I have the will to go on forever!
 The last issue was a bit large, so we have decided to trim down the
newsletters a bit... keep them within reasonable size, so as not to have
to couriers tie up their lines for too long... we do not wish to impede
the progress of zero day rdist exploits, sendmail DEBUG exploits, or other
eleet aych pee warez.
 I hope that you enjoy BoW #5. If you wish to contribute, do not hesitate
to send hate mail, death threats, or BoW submissions to my email address
(provided below). That's about it for now.... and remember, it's better
to fade away than have a hole in your head.

 NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE: Due to some of our hard core fans being a bit obsessed
with us (they sometimes like to clean up our accounts file space, and
read our mail for us) it is requested that all email to us be PGP encrypted.
My PGP key follows, please us it when sending mail. In addition, all further
newsletters will be PGP signed, as there have been alot of partially edited
news letters circulating, as well as copies that are missing certain articals,
or every 10 lines or interesting other cyberspace anomilies.

 - pluvius [BoW Gnusletter Editor] -

Fan Mail / Hate Mail / BoW Submissions to: plu...@io.org
Narq letters / Lawsuits to:                /dev/null

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 PS PS PS PS: GnU ADDiTiOnZZ 2 ThE BoW CoLLeCTiON oF .GiFz oF AyCH-PeE
 d00dz (aND D00d-eTTeZ) iNCluDE:
     - yyZ (cygnus)
     - lemon (ladyada)
     - n0elle (s00pah-phed)

 ReMeMBeR, iF y00 aRE n0T iN BoW, We HaVE yOUR .GiF!!#$!#$&$! [oR SooN
 WiLL!!#!@(&*^@)@$*^)&@!$^)&^!@$#*^!@)$*^!$@(*&] - SuBMiSSiONs To ThE
 .GIFs oF AyCH-PeE d00DzZZ (oR d00DeTTeZ) NoT iN BoW CaN Be EmAiLeD
 (y00-y00-eNCoDE FiRST!) To m3 (plu...@io.org) oR CaN Be UpLoADEd
 To TwIliGHT oF ThE iDOLS [see add appended to this issue]. To GeT
 YoUR GRuBBy HaNDS oN oNE OF Th3 .GiFz iN oUR CoLLeCTiON, SiMPLEE
 KaLL ThE BoARD aND LeACH!!!!

 PPS PPS PPS PPS: For BoW #6 we need your ASCII art!!
 That's right, show off your artistic skill... we are seeking submissions
 in the following categories:
     1) Mangled farm animals
     2) Mutilated Pets
     3) Squished Rodents
     4) Geeky SysAdmins
 If you think you have the power, then get out your friendly text editor,
 and put together some fine artwork, when completed, email to plu...@io.org

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ATH0
OK
ATDT*67,911
CONNECT 31337/ELiTE
BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW
                            + BoW MastHead Thingy +

  BoW Magazine is an electronic magazine published whenever we feel like it,
  specializing in Computer Deviency, Software Piracy, Computer Insecurity,
  Telecommunications Fraud, and other nasty things. The telcos phear us.

  BoW Magazine is KopyWrong (K) 1994. Any unauthorized distribution is
  not krad, and we will get Cliff Stole to track you down, using his
  Very Krad(tm) hacker-tracker paging equipment, in addition to his
  alpha copy of HaQR-LoC, if you distribute these electrons without prior
  consent of God. God can be reached in New York City, at the brothels.
  Drop by and ask him... then it will be ok. You can also distribute this
  magazine in an unauthorized fashion if either a) Your Kid Sister, or b) A
  Real Cyberpunk [in the event you do not have a Kid Sister] say it's ok.
  Real Cyberpunks can be reached at the following email addresses:
  id...@well.sf.ca.us, pres...@whitehouse.gov, ro...@cert.org, and
  ro...@wired.com. If you don't have access to email, then call up a cyberpunk
  at the following phone number: 911. Ask them... they will ask you your name,
  and the nature of your emergency. Tell them you would like to distribute BoW
  magazine in an unauthorized fashion. They will be able to give you
  permission.

BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW

Submissions can be emailed to me, at plu...@io.org, or can be uploaded
to our SUBMISSIONS BBS, Twilight of the Idols, see add at the end of this
issue. Alternately you can look for me on IRC, I have no life, I will
probably be there. A couple of words on submissions: They must either be
amusing, or related to either hacking or phreaking, or preferably both
- - articals on computer security, or telecommunications security are also
welcome. No "I GOT YOUR INFO" submissions please, and no more hate articals,
they are not nice.

NOT MUCH CARRIER
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BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo*        by: The BoW Staff       *BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo
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 Phearless leader:   U4EA
 Newsletter editor:  pluvius
 Members:            Maelstrom, Th3 V3lkr0 K0d3 \/\/aRRi0R, Carsenio,
                     Ron Post, Hackle-b3rry phin, VOiCE MAiL HaQR, Lister,
                     TH3 PHR3SH PR1NC3 0F B3LLC0RE, The Cyberspace Warrior,
                     |NFo Ma|L iVAN, Freff, Mystic Ruler, Three-way Jay,
                     The Code Slayer, Doctor Dave
 Token WaReZz d00d:  Valgamon [formerly of RiSC]
 Honourary Members:  Cliff Stole,
                     Eugene Spafford,
                     Gerry Garcia
 Submissions:        freff, shatter, Herd Beast, Wild Child, remj, Scorch,
                     glasshead
 Auxiliary Members:  Danny Diveter, Centagram Sam, *67-Kevin, Aspen Extreme,
                     Call-return Vern, The 300 baud bandit, *70-Hero
                     Telephone Tony, PBX-Pat, Speaker fone Jone, Trever Trunk,
                     Line Man Stan, Call Display Faye, Kordless Karl,
                     Dial Tone Don, Pirate Pete, Conference Call Paul,
                     Blue Box Bart, The Call Block Jock, The MCi Sprinter,
                     Datapac Jack, The Delphi Guy, Compuserve Connie,
                     AntiChrist
 Affiliated Groups:  GLuE, ANuS, DOH/H
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BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo|   How To Become a BoW Member   |BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo
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BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo*   by: U4EA (Y00-FoUr-EEE-AhH)  *BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo
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    Her maidenhead bursts, the virgin has been torn tenderly from the age
    of innnocence and she bleeds illumination through every pore of her
    body.  She feels the helplessess of spirit trapped in it's mortal coil,
    she bares it's pain as it gazes from the eyes like a prisoner from its
    cell window.  Transcendence..  Stigmata.....  She has experienced BoW
    and found solace...

                             THERE ARE OTHERS
                              U R N0T Al0n3

                          The BrotherHood Awaits...

    How to apply:
    *()**()**()*

        Applications to BoW are made informally by way of submitting
        articles for upcoming releases.  Release dates are the 1st of
        every month and if we use your article then you automatically
        become one of the kewl kidz..  You become BoW...


    Articles:
    *()**()*

        While BoW does not adhere to any guideline when evaluating
        submissions, we do ask that you observe the following:

            1) Lame "I've got your info" articles will not be
               released.  The unauthorized release of #2 is a
               good example of this sort of stupidity and will
               not be tolerated in any way, shape or form.

            2) Do not send us k0d3z, password files or any
               form of deviant inph()...  We phear HaQr'z and
               will not print such evil.

            3) Each submission should include a .gif of your
               g1rl13'z and/or m0ther...  Ascii depictions of
               farm animals doing weird things are also acceptable.


    Once You Are a Member:
    *-()*()*()*()*()*()-*

        Once you have been accepted as a BoW member, your only
        requirement to maintain membership is participation:

            - each member must submit at least once every
              second issue...

    Support Sites:
    *()*()*()*()*

        If you are a sysop and feel that BoW is worthy of your HD
        space, you can become an official BoW 1nph0rmat10n s00pah-
        h1ghwaY m3mbah by either contacting pluvius or myself on
        irc or by mailing interest to:

                         plu...@io.org


    Parting Wisdom:
    **()**()**()**

        "Pink Lemonade... It's all I want...  really...
         not that pale citrus poser shit.."
                                                       _
                                                    -     -
                                                /      B      \
                                                  Y00  +  FoUr
                                               |+-+-+-+0+-+-+-+|
                                                  EeE  +  AhH
                                                \      W      /
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W BoW BoW BoW BoW Bo* + ------------------------------ + *BoW BoW BoW BoW BoW
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Oh no! Eye phear! Kids with scripts get BoW! Help! Help! They were too elite
to notice the TCP wrappers, or even erase their wtmp entries! (note the
blanked wtmp entry.. half way there guys, try harder next time!) They even
left logs of them running rdist -Server, they must be elite to have gotten
the secretive 8lgm advisories. Eye phear them. I lie awake in bed at night
cowering in phear. Included below the log is a step by step guide on
how you too can become an eubercracker with scripts!

pluvius-1> ls -l
total 1
- -rw-r-----  1 pluvius       121 Apr  9 19:04 BoW_WoW_WoW_faggots
pluvius-2> cat BoW_WoW_WoW_faggots
bl0w me, and tell u4ea he's got some paybacks comin too..
keep up the elite warez attitude on irc, and we'll keep comin
pluvius-3>last | grep pluvius | head
pluvius   ttyqa    acadvm1.uottawa. Tue Apr 12 20:17   still logged in
pluvius   ttyq7    acadvm1.uottawa. Tue Apr 12 18:04 - 18:10  (00:05)
pluvius   ttyu2    acadvm1.uottawa. Tue Apr 12 15:21 - 15:39  (00:17)
pluvius   ttyrc                     Sat Apr  9 17:57 - 19:04  (01:07)
pluvius   ttyrc    faramir.ori.org  Sat Apr  9 17:57 - 17:57  (00:00)
pluvius   ttyr5    acadvm1.uottawa. Sat Apr  9 11:05 - 11:06  (00:00)
pluvius   ttyrc    acadvm1.uottawa. Fri Apr  8 21:10 - 21:10  (00:00)
pluvius   ttys9    acadvm1.uottawa. Fri Apr  8 17:15 - 17:17  (00:01)
pluvius   ttyp5    acadvm1.uottawa. Fri Apr  8 08:47 - 08:47  (00:00)
pluvius   ttysa    acadvm1.uottawa. Fri Apr  8 01:24 - 01:25  (00:00)
pluvius-4>

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Here's the steps to becoming a uebercracker.

Step 1. Relax and remain calm. Remember YOU are a Uebercracker.

Step 2. If you know a little Unix, you are way ahead of the crowd and skip
        past step 3.

Step 3. You may want to buy Unix manual or book to let you know what
        ls,cd,cat does.

Step 4. Read Usenet for the following groups: alt.irc, alt.security,
        comp.security.unix.  Subscribe to Phr...@well.sf.ca.us to get a
        background in uebercracker culture.

Step 5. Ask on alt.irc how to get and compile the latest IRC client and
        connect to IRC.

Step 6. Once on IRC, join the #hack channel. (Whew, you are half-way
        there!)

Step 7. Now, sit on #hack and send messages to everyone in the channel
        saying "Hi, What's up?". Be obnoxious to anyone else that joins
        and asks questions like "Why cant I join #warez?"

Step 8. (Important Step) Send private messages to everyone asking for new
        bugs or holes. Here's a good pointer, look around your system for
        binary programs suid root (look in Unix manual from step 3 if confused).
        After finding a suid root binary, (ie. su, chfn, syslog), tell people
        you have a new bug in that program and you wrote a script for it.  If
        they ask how it works, tell them they are "layme". Remember, YOU are a
        UeberCracker. Ask them to trade for their get-root scripts.

Step 9. Make them send you some scripts before you send some garbage file
        (ie. a big core file). Tell them it is encrypted or it was messed
        up and you need to upload your script again.

Step 10. Spend a week grabbing all the scripts you can. (Don't forget to be
         obnoxious on #hack otherwise people will look down on you and not
         give you anything.)

Step 11. Hopefully you will now have at least one or two scripts that get
         you root on most Unixes. Grab root on your local machines, read
         your admin's mail, or even other user's mail, even rm log files and
         whatever temps you. (look in Unix manual from step 3 if confused).

Step 12. A good test for true uebercrackerness is to be able to fake mail.
         Ask other uebercrackers how to fake mail (because they have had to
         pass the same test). Email your admin how "layme" he is and how you
         got root and how you erased his files, and have it appear coming from
         sa...@evil.com.

Step 13. Now, to pass into supreme eliteness of uebercrackerness, you brag
         about your exploits on #hack to everyone. (Make up stuff, Remember,
         YOU are a uebercracker.)

Step 14. Wait a few months and have all your notes, etc ready in your room
         for when the FBI, Secret Service, and other law enforcement agencies
         confiscate your equipment. Call eff.org to complain how you were
         innocent and how you accidently gotten someone else's account and
         only looked because you were curious. (Whatever else that may help,
         throw at them.)

Step 15. Now for the true final supreme eliteness of all uebercrackers, you
         go back to #hack and brag about how you were busted.  YOU are finally
         a true Uebercracker.
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  (G)                                                                    (G)
  (L)                                                                    (L)
  (u)                     GnU LeGiON uv EleeT'neZzz                      (u)
  (E)                     ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~                      (E)
  (*)                          -=pReZeNtZz=-                             (*)
  (*)                                                                    (*)
  (G)                      THE PROPHECHY OF [GLuE]                       (G)
  (L)                                                                    (L)
  (u)              -|- Leach And Distribute EveryWhere -|-               (u)
  (E)                                                                    (E)
  GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE*GLuE
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    Important:  This file is r0dentware, mass distribute for file points,
                print it out and send it to a loved one, send it to your
                local newspaper, fax it to Burger King, encrypt it and
                send it to the NSA, rename it as a yer Zero Day Ware of
                preference and upload it to PiR8'Zz, mass dcc it on irc,
                make a dictionary out of it, print it up roll it up and
                smoke it, use it to wipe yer ass, JUST DISTRIBUTE IT #!@!


                             - Introduction -
                               ~~~~~~~~~~~~


    This zine is the product of a few chemically enhanced, sensory depraved,
    ascii slurpin' <death to high bit fagz>, deadhead modem junkiezZz.  It
    is not our purpose to intellectually stimulate you nor are we attempting
    to entertain you in any fashion.  This ascii you are about to partake of
    exists for therapeutic purposes only, our brainz have dumped core and this
    is the product.  Warped is the thought that ends in a file, doomed is
    the rodent that upon reading that thought, rethinks it as his on...


                 "It's Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away.."


                        - TaBle Of KontentzZz -
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                  [1] THE PHROPHECY oF [GLuE]
                  [2] GrEeTzZz..
                  [3] <-- ThE EnD

    The Prophecy Of [GLuE]
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    bY: dEWMeD R0D3NT

        The Ascii Illuminati, whose werdz echo in my mind..  Lone r0dent,
        controlled by sekrut masters, eye hear the werdz, my body and
        soul a vehicle of their divinity..  In a single thought, eye am
        transformed from flesh to ascii..  WERD..  EYE AM DiVINE.
        Eye am the procurer of dreams, eye am the krist krucified, eye am
        a kourier and my ware iz PHEAR !@#!@

        O puny r0dent, heed ye my warning, seek not to break open the gate
        to troo el8'nEzZz.  Few there have succeeded in passing the barrier,
        to the greater planes of d0oditude as eye have..  The sekrut circle
        of el8'zZz is small compared to the numberz who have lOst their souls
        to f1nd uSs..  Heed well my werdz, ascii iz divine...

        An immense pyre, prepared f0r t0rture iz h0st t0 those that oPpose
        mY werdz, phear well the illumination eye kast..  iF mY shad0w
        faLLs upon you, you r dEwMed as eye..


                             ...................


      w00p t0 th3 w1ze:
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

        ALPHABET GANG / KRAP, BoW, aLL memberz 0f [GLuE]..

     ===============================================================
     THiZ QUaLiTY G-PHiLE HAZ BEEN BROUGHT TO Yoo BY THE LETTER 'E',
     THE NUMB3R '9' AND THE WERD 'w00p'..
     THiZ G-PHiLE iZ DEDiCATED To ALL THoSE WHO HAD THEiR HEARTzZz
     UNANAESTHETiCALLY RiPPED OuT BY CoLD HEARTED BiTCHEZzZ iN '94...
     r0dentware iz a trademark of [GLuE]..  kourier it everywhere @!#!@
     A BiG PHUCK Yoo GoEZzZ OuT To TH0SE [PaSTE] LAMERZ !#@@!

                     WERDWERDWERDWERDWERDWERDWERDW
                 -=- [GLuE] iZ BETT3R THAN [PaSTE] -=-
                     WERDWERDWERDWERDWERDWERDWERDW
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Oh no... the warez d00dz have a clue... watch out, soon they will be coming
for you!

Script started on Wed May  4 19:15:07 1994

Executing ``/bin/csh'' ...
root: [pansy]  /users/pansy # cd ~dist
root: [pansy]  /usr/local/dist # ls -la
total 28
drwxr-sr-x  3 dist          512 Aug 12  1993 pc/
drwxr-sr-x  2 dist          512 Aug 25  1993 lib/
drwxr-sr-x  2 dist          512 Oct 27  1993 mac/
- -rw-------  1 irc         21625 Jan 16 19:38 note
drwxr-sr-x  2 dist          512 Apr 18 23:14 bin/
root: [pansy]  /usr/local/dist # ~haqr/.gopherrc -P ~dist/note
Executing ``cat /usr/local/dist/note'' ...


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 MuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMw
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 XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuM /--------------------------------\ wXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMu
 XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuM |         THE FINAL PLAN         | wXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMu
 XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuM |                                | wXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMu
 vMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMw |           (Draft IX)           | XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMwX
 vMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMw |                                | XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuM
 wXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMu |         by Condom T0M          | MwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvM
 uMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXv |                                | MuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwX
 vMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMw \________________________________/ XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuM
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 XvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMuMwXvMu
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W0RNiNG:  Do NOT spread this file.  If at all possible, do NOT keep
          it anywhere but on your PC.  If you must have it online,
          encrypt it.  Use PGP!!  Use a key with many bit thingies!!!
          Use a super secure password!!!!!!  With lots of numbers!!!!!!

          On pain of a viral infection,

    ***  DO N0T (with a capital zero!) HAND THIS FILE TO ANYONE ***

          10Q.

                -T0msky '94


Introduction
...........

This plan is to be distributed among the most elite of the wares community
in the world (and France).  As you might have noticed, a lot of people
do not take kindly to our wares.  They make fun of us, they annoy us,
THEY PISS ME OFF, they use their illegitimately gained techno-knowledge
to wreck havoc on the net-community (read that in a book heh... not sure
about the spelling tho).  Just last night someone applied to my board
looking for info... again!  Obviously someone is hacking... uh... cracking
the NUP.  Anyhow, it's time we fucking fought back.  I seriously think
that the pirate world has grown.  We have a place in the computer underground
and I don't mean an IRC channel!  We have government agencies against
us (dammit!).  S0 D3Y WR1T3 L1K3 D1Z.  Ha ha.  No one writes like this
coz if they do they look lame!  And they don't get validated!  So occasionaly
a 'Z' gets in there somewhere.  Big deal!

I was talking with some coders last night, since they quit their group
and were looking to join mine but they tried to ditch the $50 donation
hah that's some fucking joke it's not as if they are too elite for me
or anything they didn't even gimme sources to see what their shit was
worth and skipped some lines in my application file but they thought
that since they got the old prez pissed they could score good points with
me well GUESS AGAIN JOEY heh now he will probably rag on me on Ding-A-Ling
for using his real name hahahahahah good one narq so anyway we agreed on
$25 and some orios but that's not what I was talking about.  They
said that since some pirates can program too - which reminds me I put
my .BAT file for passwording my computer against my piss ant brother for
ftp and dcc and http and gopher and www and tcp and udp and nfs and rpc
and lots more.  Well anyway we can fuck them too.  Actually joey (narq!!)
suggested calling up 911 and giving their info but I told him no since
A: we aint got no info (i don't like that w0rd) and B: 911 has ANI!
(I also don't like talking to people... it's scary.  I get all red).

So we decided to search the internet and kick some ass.  ANALyst said
we should break into Tymnet and monitor passwords but I wasn't sure
what that meant so I told him to shut up and kicked him off the conference.
(Which is why Ill be leaving the scene for a while since my calling
card supply has suddenly run dry).  Anyway, we got some interesting shit.

The plan comes to this: we got the info, we are the world.  The old
hackers can go scroo each other.  Wait and see.

This file is being constantly updated.  Get this shit, read it
(it's not much complicated than an .nfo) and use it.  Just do it.  I
put the stuff real nice in here.

1.  Information Sources

Pigpuss reports:  I was scanning FTPs some day for cool stuff when I
came upon a wide open system.  I'll cut a long story short but I got
the 411 on lots of cool stuff about security and shit.  I'll sum it
up cause it's big and complicated like.  You know the Internet (that's
where IRC is).  Well it's possible to get into other systems on the
internet (that's called telnet -> telephone + internet).  But you
can go into systems that aren't yours.  Well that's illegal (like pirating
but not so bad) and there are some groups that deal with that.  First
there is USENET where there are many cops and they catch hackers and
they trade porn stuff (kinda like Rusty 'n' Eddy but smaller).  Then
there are HP groups, but not lamer groups like on IRC but elite groups.
They find security holes (or "bombs") and spread them all around the Net for
anyone to abuse!  Anarchy Rules!  SEX PISTOLZ!!  So there is CERT, and
CIAC, and FIRST.  Well CERT is the best cause they made really detailed
shit (more on that later).  CIAC is like a little CERT (you know like the
THG -> USA split but that's old hat) and FIRST sucks, but they have many
international HQs.  Mo' next time.

1.1  Bombs

Fuckin' Hacker reports:  'Puss passed the CERT info to me since I'm
the best painter in the group, and I digged some really cool ANSiS for
them (like the great big "thanks to Gene Spafford" one!).  But I scanned
the files and I learned the bombs, and I'll give a short list here.  Short
cause I don't want no lamers to format systems!?!

One of the files talked about a /dev/audio hole... well if there's one
thing I know it's audio!  We are not working on some MODs that will
kick UNiX apart.  Might come with a VGA or not, depends on how much time
I have.

Next, there are unpassworded accounts.  What this means is that if you
log on a system and type in an account and it doesn't ask for a password,
that account is unpassworded and you're in!  It's difficult to find them
(sysadms scan for ppl who are accessing the password files and they
are protected) but if you do... you're in luck!  Try sync.  It worked
some places but I'll have to see it to believe it.

2.  Security News

Back to Ol' T0M:  Dudes, get this: some guy just crashed the internet!
Wow!  I remember I had problem crashing ViSiON-X a while back... shit.
It's like this.  He is the kid of a guy from the CIA, and he wrote a program
that goes from machine to machine and crashes the machine!!  The whole
internet is collapsing.  I read a file about it just a couple of minutes
ago.  That program is a virus but I checked and it wasn't in no virus
mag.  More info on this as it comes in.


3.  Self-Security News

I think it's important to encrypt stuff.  So call up my BBS and download
PGP (Pirates Give Parties... just a wild name I came up with after
finishing that bitchin' program).  It's pretty complicated so you'll have
to read the docs.  Use it.

4.  That's all for NOW.  The next issue will be better.  Stay tuned,
and remember, if you don't contribute or are not elite - you're out!

- ---
Last access/change times updated.

root: [pansy]  /usr/local/dist # exit
haqr: [pansy]  /usr/local/dist % cd
haqr: [pansy]  ~ % setenv ISSUX cleanup; ./.gopherrc -T 5
You have 5 seconds to logout or the ``cleanup'' procedure will fail.
You have new mail.
haqr: [pansy]  ~ % grep T0M /var/spool/mail/haqr
fork(): cleanup(): shell pid alive & timeout exceeded:  Aborted.
haqr: [pansy]  ~ % ./.gopherrc -T 10
You have 10 seconds to logout or the ``cleanup'' procedure will fail.
haqr: [pansy]  ~ % logout
byebye haqr...

script done on Wed May  4 19:26:12 1994

Herd Beast <hbe...@phantom.com>

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(#)                                                                        (#)
(#)                 /|narkiztik /<nightz uv $mokeBombz                     (#)
(#)                          -=- [ANuS] -=-                                (#)
(#)                     */* T-PHiLE DiViSiON */*                           (#)
(#)                             PrEsEnTs                                   (#)
(#)                                                                        (#)
(#)               [KAT KiLLERZ HANDBooK TO THE BLACK ARTz]                 (#)
(#)                       [THE FeLiS-MoRTiSiKoN]                           (#)
(#)                     bY:  D-CeLLeRaTiON TRaUMA                          (#)
(#)                                                                        (#)
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PHuCK YEW !@#   EYE GOT GROUNDED TODAY FER PUTTiNG THERMiTE iN THE FiSH TANK
AT SKEWL SEW HERE EYE AM WRiTiNG ANoTHER QUaLiTY T-PHiLE FOR ALL YEW @!#  OH
SHiT EYE FORGOT THAT DiSKLAiMER THiNG, OK:

DiSKLAiMER:  iF YEW GO AND KiLL KATz B-KUZ OF THiS T-PHiLE, EYE AM NOT
             RESPONSiBLE, THiS iS FOR iNPHORMATION PURPOSES ONLY #@!#
             IN FACT IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING AND BY REaDING
             THIS YER AGREEING TO NOT SUE ME AND STUFF...

                     ======================================================
           /\__/\    WELKUM TO THE FELiS-MoRTiSiKON, THE SEKRUT BLACK BOOK
DEWMED    | x x /    OF KAT KiLLiNG, iF YEW HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR YOU ARE
 KaT -->   \ ^ /     ONE OF THOSE GREENPEACE OR SPCA FAGGOTZ THEN PHuCK YEW
            | |      PANZIE, GO WATCH 101 DALMATIONS OR SUMTHING @!!@#
           /   \     ======================================================
          | . . |
           (" "
            )


    ONE OF MY FAVOURiTE METHODZ OF KAT EXTERMINTATION IS A PLAY ON THE
    OLD HOCKEY KARD IN THE SPOKES OF YER BICYCLE TO MAKE A KEWL SOUND
    THING, IF YEW HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE WHAT ESSENTIALLY YOU DO
    IS AFFIX A HOCKEY KARD TO YER SPOKES AND AS YOU PEDAL IT MAKES A
    KEWL KLICKING SOUND..  WELL THIS IZ FOR PANZIE FAGGOTZ #@!@  IF YER
    KEWL WHAT YEW DO IZ TAKE A LiVE KAT aND AFFIX IT TO THE SPOKES OF
    YER BIKE AND PEDAL AROUND TOWN VIGOROUSLY, NOT ONLY DOEZ IT SOUND
    KEWL BUT ALSO YOU GET SUM CHOICE LOOKZ FROM ANYONE YOU HAPPEN TO
    PASS BY !@#@!

    [NoTe: Thiz method will not work on bikes without spokes,
    ie: big wheels, if you own a big wheel: get some skipping
    rope and tie one end to the kat and the other end to the back of
    your big wheel, position yourself at the top of a big hill and
    pedal downward vigorously]


    ANOTHER FAVOURITE OF MINE REQUIREZ ACCESS TO YER SCIENCE TEACHERS
    STOREROOM OR SOMEPLACE WHERE YOU KAN AQUIRE LARGE AMOUNTS OF PURE
    POTASSIUM.  BASICALLY WHAT YOU DO IS SHOVE LARGE AMOUNTS OF PURE
    POTASSIUM DOWN THE CATS THROAT AND THEN ONCE IT IS SUFFICIENTLY
    STUFFED WHIP IT INTO THE BATHTUB WHEN YER MOTHER IS HAViNG A BATH
    OR EVEN INTO A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL.  YOU WILL REVEL IN THE XPLOSION
    OF KAT FUR AND INTESTINES THAT WILL RESULT FROM SUCH ELEETNEZZ..
    IN KASE YOU DONT KNOW, POTASSIUM + h2o (water) kauses a minor xplosion.
    THE MORE PURE POTASSIUM YEW STUFF THE KAT WITH THE BETTER THE BOOM.

    [NoTe: Another play on this method iz to stuff the kat with the
    potassium and then remark to your mom that the kat looks like it
    needz a bath, when yer mom immerses the kat in water *B00M*.. hehe
    If you want to be elaborate, talk to your mom alot about spontaneous
    combustion, fill her head with lotz of horror stories about it then
    proceed with the plan...  it will take her weekz to recover from
    the shock when FeFe goez BooM-BooM]
    [NoTe#2: ThiZ meth0d iz loadz of fun when you employ one of th0se
    panzie 'throw in yer quarterz' publik fountainz as yer detonator]

    DEW YEW HAVE A MIKROWAVE ?!?!?  iF SO THiS NEXT MeTHOD IZ DEFINITELY
    THE THiNG TEW DEW ON THoZE RAiNY SUMMER DAZE WHEN YEW R BORED OUT OF
    YER MIND @!#@!  EYE AM SURE BY NOW YEW R BORED OF MERELY JAMMiNG YER
    FAVOURiTE FELiNE iNTO THE MiCROWAVE ON HIGH FOR 10 MiNUTES, WELL HERE
    iZ A METHOD WHICH ADDZ SUM EXCiTEMENT !@#!@ WHAT YEW WiLL NEED BESiDES
    THE OBViOUS KAT AND MiCROWAVE iZ:  a) YER MOTHERZ FAVOURiTE PEARL
    NECKLACE.  b) A SHiTLOAD OF POPKORN KERNELZ !@#!@  STRiNG THE PEARLZ
    AROUND THE KAT, THROW IT IN THE MiCROWAVE AND THEN FiLL THE MiCROWAVE
    WiTH POPKORN...  KLOSE THE DOOR, CRANK IT ON HIGH AND RUN LiKE HELL #@!#
    THiS METHoD iZ VERY MESSY #!@#  THE RESULTANT EXPLOSION WiLL B MAMMOTH
    SEW MAKE SURE NOONE IZ AROUND BuT YEW WHEN YEW DEW THiS ONE !@#@!

    THiZ ENDZ PART ONE oF THE FELiS-MoRTiSiKON #@!#  PHUCK YEW !@#@!
    WATCH FER MORE QUALiTY [ANuS] PHiLeZ KUMMING YER WAY SooN !@#
    GREETZ GOEZ OUT TEW:  SKAR-TiSSUE, MuTiLaTeD-KaT [FEaR]
    SPECIAL GREETZ GOEZ OUT TEW ALL [FEaR] MEMBERZ @!#@!
    FeLiNe Exterminatorz/Anarkistik R0dentz  0H SHiT!@#  THAT REMiNDZ
    ME, EYE FORGOT TO MENTION ANARKYKON @!# OK:


    ==========================
    =      ANARKYKON '94     =
    ==========================

    EYE ARRiVED AT THE CONVENTION CENTER AROUND 5PM JUST AS
    SEVERED LiMB AND DEMONiKiZT WERE HEADiNG OUT TO GO
    TRASHiNG AT SMITH AND WESSON, LUCKiLY THEY HAD ROOM FOR
    ME, SO OFF WE WENT..  THE THREE OF US SPED OFF TOWARDZ
    THE SMITH AND WESSON BUILDING IN DEMONiKiZT's VAN AT QUITE
    A FRANTiC PACE ONLY STOPPING AT A RED LiGHT ONCE TO PuLL
    OVER AND MaCE AN OLD LADY WHO WUZ STaNDiNG ON A KURB..
    OK, WE ARRiVED AT SMiTH AND WESSON JUST AZ THEY WERE KLOSING
    SO WE WAiTED OUTSIDE IN THE VAN UNTIL THE LAST EMPLOYEE HAD
    LEFT, AT WHICH POINT DEMONIKiZT LEAPED OUT WiTH SEVERED LiMB
    AND EYE IN TOW, WE MADE A QUIK B LiNE TO THE DUMPSTER AND EYE
    LEAPED iN..  SEVERED LiMB LiT A SMOKE BOMB TO PROViDE US WITH
    SUM DEGREE OF COVER AND QUICKLY JOINED ME iN THE DUMPZTER @!#
    WE SiFTED THROUGH THE MEZZ AND ALL WE GOT WERE A FEW SHELL
    CAZINGZ AND EYE FOUND SUM PRiNTOUTZ FER A LAZERSKOPE PLANS OR
    SUMTHiNG #@!#  OK BACK TO THA KONVENTION CENTER #!@#
    WHEN WE ARRiVED WE WERE GiVEN OUR NAMETAGZ AND SHuFFLED OFF TEW
    A ROOM WHERE A FEW TALKZ WERE GIVEN ON TERRORIZM AND A FEW
    BORING LEKTUREZ ON SNEAKING INTO BUILDINGZ AND LOCK PICKING #!@
    EYE RAN INTO RANCiD MEAT AT THE LEKTUREZ AND HE INVITED ME UP
    TO HIZ ROOM TO LOOK AT HIZ CHEMICAL WEAPONS, WHEN WE GOT UP THERE
    HE SUGGEZTED WE TEAR GAZ THE LOBBY, WHICH WE DID... NEEDLEZZ TO
    SAY THE POLIZE SHOWED AND THA KONVENTION ENDED EaRLY @!#!@
    PHUCK YEW !@#@! EYE GOTTa GO NOW..

                                    D-CeLLeRaTiON TRaUMA
                                    [ANuS] '94
                                    $@#!$#@$@$

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                          TaBLe uv /<ontentz:
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                           [1] iNTRODuKTiON
                           [2] DiSKLAiMER
                           [3] THE KHEMiKAL KAT
                           [4] PORCELIN PUSSY PHURY
                           [5] APPeNDiX A
                           [6] GReeTz
                           [7] THe END

[1] iNTRODuKTiON:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

        PHuCK YEW @#@!  WeLKuM TO THE FELIZMORTIZiKON ][, THE BooK oF DEWMED
        FeLiNE..  iF YEW ARE ONE OF THOSE SPCA OR GREENPEACE FAGGoTZ, STOP
        READiNG NOW AND GO RENT BAMBi YEW PUZZY @!#  iF YEW HAVE A WEAK
        STOMACH, GO EAT A LARGE MEAL THEN KUM BACK AND READ THiZ PHiLE, YEW
        WiLL REVEL iN THE DELIGHTZ oF THE REVERZE DIGESTION PROCESS KNOWN
        AS 'TO SPEW' (FOR SOME HELPFUL HiNTZ ON MiZCHiEF WITH PUKE REFER TO
        [ANuS] T-FiLe '/|narchiztz Guide To The Puking ProceZz').

        AFTER WRiTiNG THE FELIZMORTIZiKON (PaRT ONE), EYE FELT iT WUZ RATHER
        iNKOMPLETE SEW HERE EYE WiLL ATTEMPT TO WRiTE THE QUiNTESSENTiAL GUIDE
        TO FeLiNE FATALE FOR THE AZPiRiNG /|NARKIZT..  ALSO SiNCE WRiTiNG PART
        ONE, SEVERAL iSSUEZ HAVE KOME UP WHiCH SHOULD BE DEALT WiTH WITHIN THiS
        KOMPENDiUM OF DEWMED KiTTY, ONE THiNG EYE WiLL MENTiON NOW iZ THAT
        EYE HATE THOZE NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH PROGRAMZ @!#@!  iT HAZ BEKUM ALMOST
        IMPOZZIBLE TO WREAK HAVOK UPON THE KATZ iN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD NOW !@# EYE
        KAN FEEL THE NEIGHBOURHOOD KATZ TAUNTiNG ME, THEY KNOW MY CAUzE HAZ
        BEEN WEAKENED BY THE PUZZY NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH PROGRAM AND THEY SEEM
        TO BE BREEDiNG LiKE FLiEZ @!#  EYE WiLL EXACT MY REVENGE THOUGH BY
        PROXY, EYE URGE YEW FELLOW SERiAL KAT KiLLERZ @!# LET MY WERDZ GUiDE
        YEW IN YER ViCE AND LET MY PLiGHT SERVE AZ AN EXAMPLE TO ALL THAT
        WOULD WALK iN MY FOOTSTEPZ #@!  AFTER GETTiNG KAUGHT HURLiNG KATZ FROM
        MY ROOF (STRAPPED TO KiTEZ OF COURZE) EYE HAVE BEEN KONFiNED BY MY
        PARENTZ (ONCE AGAiN) TEW THE BARBARiC SOLACE OF MY BEDROOM !@#!@
        KARRY YER AKTiViTiEZ OUT BY NiGHT AND MAKE SURE THE DAMN NEIGHBOURZ
        DoNT SPOT YEW #$@#  ENuFF SAiD !@#!@  LET UZ BEGiN OUR JOURNEY #@!#@!


[2] DiSKLAiMER:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~

        iF YEW GO OUT AND KiLL KATZ BKUZ oF THIZ T-FiLe THEN ITZ NOT
        MY FAULT @!#@!  EYE ASSUME NO RESPONSiBiLiTY OR LiABiLiTY FOR
        DAMAGED DONE TO HOUSEHOLD PETZ OR ANY OTHER ANiMAL FOR THAT
        MATTER THAT iZ INCURRED AZ A REZULT OF CARRYiNG OUT THE PRACTICES
        SET OUT iN THEZE PAGEZ..  BY READiNG THiZ YEW AGREE TO iNDEMBNIFY
        [ANuS] and MYZELF FROM ALL LiABiLITiEZ AND RESPONSIBILITIEZ !@#@!
        IN OTHER WERDZ: NOBODY iZ RESPoNSiBLE FOR ANYTHING YEW PUZZY #@!#
        THiZ QUALiTY T-FiLE IZ FOR INPHORMATION PURPOSES ONLY @!#!

[3] THE KHEMiKAL KAT:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

        MATERiALZ YEW WiLL NEED:
        =======================

            - hallucinogenic substance (preferably LSD-25 or a derivative
                                        thereof)
            - one kat (see appendix A)

            - ample supply of floor wax

            - tacks (or any sharp objects will do)

            - strobelight

            - flourescent paint (various kolours)

            - small ball or kats toy

        Directionz:
        ==========

            - locate within your house a large area with wooden or vinyl
              flooring (carpeted floorz will not work in this case)
            - wax it thouroughly with generic or industrial floor wax,
              try to bring it to a state with a high slip factor..
            - kover the area with sharp objects, include whatever other
              barriers and obstacles which you find amusing...
            - remove all light sources, cover any windows, etc....
            - rig the strobelight up so that its pulse will illuminate
              the waxed flooring area.
            - apply the flourescent paint to the kat to produce a tye-dye
              effect or suit to taste... let the kat sit until it is dry..
            - ingest the lsd while you are waiting for the kat to dry..

        Once you are sufficiently under the influence of the acid, turn on
        the strobe light to desired pulse level and toss the psychadelik
        kat into the middle of the waxed floor..  The ruckus that will result
        will sufficiently amuse you whilst you are tripping and cause much
        frustration and woe on the part of the kat..  Taunt the kat by throwing
        balls across the room or any other cat toy, etc... The ambiance kan
        also be enhanced by the inclusion of loud music or sound effect record
        cranked to optimum volume...
        Also if you want to include a friend , you kan turn it into a neat game
        by including of course: another hit of acid (to be ingested by friend)
        and two squirt guns, try and see who kan hit the kat the most times..
        It kan bekum a fast paced drinking game if you enhance the rules of the
        game to be for every time you miss the kat, you take one drink..
        simple enuff... (of course given the mindset u will be in as a result
        of the acid it may prove difficult to keep a proper tally)..


[4] PORCELiN PUSSY PHURY:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

        MATERiALZ YEW WiLL NEED:
        =======================

            - one kat (see Appendix A)

            - one porcelin toilet

            - industrial or generic strength toilet bowl
              kleaning agent.  (the more the merrier)

            - assorted other cleaning agents i.e: Drano or
              ammonia agent.

            - "1000 Flushes" <-- Commercially available toilet
                                 cleaning agent..

        DiREKTiONZ:
        ==========

            - pour the entire amount of toilet kleaning agent
              genorously into toilet bowel.
            - mix in any other cleaning agents you deem appropriate
              at this time..
            - install the 1000 flushes unit..
            - place kat in bowel
            - close lid
            - flush
            - run like hell (get tha phuck outta there)

        The resultant explosion caused by mixing of these cleaning
        agents should be suitably enough to incite panic and much
        distress in yer parental unitz.  Revel in yer parents discomfort
        as they attempt to seperate whats left of FeFe from the bitz of
        porcelain scattered throughout..  This method kan be optionally
        enhanced by the inclusion of a strobelight and a video camera,
        set the video camera up to record safely from a distance and
        use the effect of the strobelight to create a slow motion effect..
        Thus kapturing the entire episode on tape for further enjoyment..

[5] APPENDiX A:
    ~~~~~~~~~~


                 /\__/\
                | x x /
                 \ ^ /         <-- DEWMED KAT
                  | |
                 /   \
                |     |
                 \. ./
                 (" "
                  )


[6] GReeTz:
    ~~~~~~
        GREETZ GOEZ OUT TO ALL [FEaR] MEMBERZ AND A BiG PHuCK ...