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You know...it's funny... ta...@xtra.co.nz 8/2/99 12:00 AM
But in every other newsgroup that I post to, I almost always praise
New Zealand and point out how much better it is than America. Here,
there are some people of such levels of assholiness that I feel
compelled to do just the opposite. In real life, people make me really
love New Zealand. On this newsgroup, they make me pity it.

Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
boys.
Tarla
*****
 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get
 out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces
 of chocolate cake.
*****

You know...it's funny... Dan Langille 8/2/99 12:00 AM
On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 17:51:14 GMT, ta...@xtra.co.nz wrote:

> But in every other newsgroup that I post to, I almost always praise
> New Zealand and point out how much better it is than America.

That's probably because it is.

> Here,
> there are some people of such levels of assholiness that I feel
> compelled to do just the opposite.

That's probably because it's usenet.

> In real life, people make me really
> love New Zealand. On this newsgroup, they make me pity it.

Here, you don't get to choose who you hang out with.  In real life, you
hopefully do.

> Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
> back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin' boys.

Hmmm, what about the rest of us?
--
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You know...it's funny... MOOSE..... :P 8/2/99 12:00 AM

Oh no this seems like a start of an international pissing contest... LOL

You know...it's funny... Mystrie21 8/3/99 12:00 AM
In article <37a5d99c...@enews.newsguy.com>, ta...@xtra.co.nz writes:

>
>But in every other newsgroup that I post to, I almost always praise
>New Zealand and point out how much better it is than America. Here,

Well that's the truth!!! ;-)

>there are some people of such levels of assholiness that I feel
>compelled to do just the opposite. In real life, people make me really
>love New Zealand. On this newsgroup, they make me pity it.

Ahhh...but this is usenet and nothing is as it seems...even you've admitted
that their is a usenet you and a real you :-)

>
>Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
>boys.
>

Well..personally, I prefer the NZ assholes (and we call them arseholes) to
their American counterparts.....they seem much safer somehow, less likely
to pick up a six gun and blow you away.

Karen Hayward (still a little shaken up after the neighbour's car had the
                         back window shot out of it in a drive by shooting !)


You know...it's funny... Southern Kiwi 8/3/99 12:00 AM

<ta...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
news:37a5d99c.16415852@enews.newsguy.com...

> Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
> back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
> boys.
> Tarla


You can't have been from Texas or you would be telling us you had BIGGER
assholes!  ;)

--
Southern Kiwi
p.mc...@spamsucks.ihug.co.nz


You know...it's funny... Brian Dooley 8/3/99 12:00 AM
On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 17:51:14 GMT, ta...@xtra.co.nz wrote:

>But in every other newsgroup that I post to, I almost always praise
>New Zealand and point out how much better it is than America. Here,
>there are some people of such levels of assholiness that I feel
>compelled to do just the opposite. In real life, people make me really
>love New Zealand. On this newsgroup, they make me pity it.
>
>Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'

There you go again, boosting the US. Our arseholes are much
bigger than yours even if you've got more of them.

Brian Dooley

Wellington  New Zealand

You know...it's funny... ta...@xtra.co.nz 8/3/99 12:00 AM
On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 21:17:58 GMT, use...@YEAH.RIGHT.dvl-software.com
(Dan Langille) wrote:

>On Mon, 02 Aug 1999 17:51:14 GMT, ta...@xtra.co.nz wrote:
>
>> But in every other newsgroup that I post to, I almost always praise
>> New Zealand and point out how much better it is than America.
>
>That's probably because it is.
>
>> Here,
>> there are some people of such levels of assholiness that I feel
>> compelled to do just the opposite.
>
>That's probably because it's usenet.
>
>> In real life, people make me really
>> love New Zealand. On this newsgroup, they make me pity it.
>
>Here, you don't get to choose who you hang out with.  In real life, you
>hopefully do.
>
>> Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>> back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin' boys.
>
>Hmmm, what about the rest of us?

Well you make it all worthwhile, of course.


Tarla
*****
 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get
 out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces
 of chocolate cake.
*****

You know...it's funny... ta...@xtra.co.nz 8/3/99 12:00 AM
On 03 Aug 1999 00:00:34 GMT, myst...@aol.com (Mystrie21) wrote:

>In article <37a5d99c...@enews.newsguy.com>, ta...@xtra.co.nz writes:
>
>>
>>But in every other newsgroup that I post to, I almost always praise
>>New Zealand and point out how much better it is than America. Here,
>
>Well that's the truth!!! ;-)
>
>>there are some people of such levels of assholiness that I feel
>>compelled to do just the opposite. In real life, people make me really
>>love New Zealand. On this newsgroup, they make me pity it.
>
>Ahhh...but this is usenet and nothing is as it seems...even you've admitted
>that their is a usenet you and a real you :-)
>
>>
>>Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>>back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
>>boys.
>>
>
>Well..personally, I prefer the NZ assholes (and we call them arseholes) to
>their American counterparts.....they seem much safer somehow, less likely
>to pick up a six gun and blow you away.

exactly.


Tarla
*****
 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get
 out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces
 of chocolate cake.
*****

You know...it's funny... ta...@xtra.co.nz 8/3/99 12:00 AM
On Tue, 3 Aug 1999 12:14:53 +1200, "Southern Kiwi"
<p.mc...@spamsucks.ihug.co.nz> wrote:

>
><ta...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
>news:37a5d99c.16415852@enews.newsguy.com...
>
>> Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>> back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
>> boys.
>> Tarla
>
>
>You can't have been from Texas or you would be telling us you had BIGGER
>assholes!  ;)

That was BEFORE the surgery, thank you.


Tarla
*****
 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get
 out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces
 of chocolate cake.
*****

You know...it's funny... Matthew Poole 8/3/99 12:00 AM
In article <Gcup3.46460$jl.32...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>, "MOOSE..... :P" <spa...@sprint.ca> wrote:
>
>Oh no this seems like a start of an international pissing contest... LOL
>
>
Just don't take it into nz.reg.auckland.general, coz then we'll end up
with a bunch of Yorkshire louts in it too ;P

Matthew Poole                           Auckland, New Zealand
"Veni, vidi, velcro...
                     I came, I saw, I stuck around"

My real e-mail is mpoole at ihug dot co dot nz

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You know...it's funny... Duckmanton 8/3/99 12:00 AM
>Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
>boys.


I'm going to visit America for the first time in September. But I'm not
planning on looking at anyone's assholes.

Mrs T

You know...it's funny... Geoff McCaughan 8/3/99 12:00 AM

Well I've heard of "looking up old friends", but that's ridiculous.

You know...it's funny... ta...@xtra.co.nz 8/3/99 12:00 AM

Who plans these sorts of things, Ms. Duckmarton? Usually asshole
viewing is a spontaneous sort of thing in my experience.


Tarla
*****
 Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get
 out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces
 of chocolate cake.
*****

You know...it's funny... Mystrie21 8/3/99 12:00 AM
In article <37a72d31...@enews.newsguy.com>, ta...@xtra.co.nz writes:

>
>On Tue, 3 Aug 1999 21:55:07 +1200, "Duckmanton"
><mseawar...@clear.net.nz> wrote:
>
>>>Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
>>>back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
>>>boys.
>>
>>
>>I'm going to visit America for the first time in September. But I'm not
>>planning on looking at anyone's assholes.
>
>Who plans these sorts of things, Ms. Duckmarton? Usually asshole
>viewing is a spontaneous sort of thing in my experience.
>

Yep...one never knows when one will see a group of assholes spontaneuusly
firing off at each other in a parking lot...

Karen Hayward

You know...it's funny... Mystrie21 8/3/99 12:00 AM
In article <7o5cel$dv2$1...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>, "Southern Kiwi"
<p.mc...@spamsucks.ihug.co.nz> writes:

>
>You can't have been from Texas or you would be telling us you had BIGGER
>assholes!  ;)
>

ONLY WHEN THEY'RE WEARING TEN GALLON HATS!..oops..the kid
hit the caps lock key...

Karen Hayward

You know...it's funny... Mystrie21 8/3/99 12:00 AM
In article <Gcup3.46460$jl.32...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>, "MOOSE..... :P"
<spa...@sprint.ca> writes:

>
>Oh no this seems like a start of an international pissing contest... LOL
>

America will win it hands down...they definitly have the biggest assholes...or
arseholes as we say in NZ. :-)

They also have the biggest pricks as well...;-^>

Karen Hayward

You know...it's funny... Dave Joll 8/4/99 12:00 AM
Mystrie21 wrote in message <19990803171801.22915.00002684@ngol05.aol.com>...

>Yep...one never knows when one will see a group of assholes spontaneuusly
>firing off at each other in a parking lot...

Col... I know you're there... it's all YOUR fault you know... telling
everybody to "go fart peas at the moon"... you shouldn't put that
sort of idea into young impressionable minds :-)

You know...it's funny... Brian Dooley 8/4/99 12:00 AM
On 3 Aug 1999 17:00:03 GMT, Geoff McCaughan
<geoff_m...@trimble.com> wrote:

One of my neighbours is a gynaecologist - does that count?


Brian Dooley

Wellington  New Zealand

You know...it's funny... Geoff McCaughan 8/4/99 12:00 AM
Dave McL <dav...@removeiprolink.co.nz> wrote:


> No, they only deal with the front passage.

> Kerry will know what a rectal specialist is called.

Proctologist.

You know...it's funny... Dave McL 8/5/99 12:00 AM


No, they only deal with the front passage.

Kerry will know what a rectal specialist is called.

You know...it's funny... Kerry 8/5/99 12:00 AM


What's a 'front passage'?


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You know...it's funny... Dave McL 8/5/99 12:00 AM
Kerry wrote:
>
> On Thu, 05 Aug 1999 10:44:12 +1200, Dave McL
> <dav...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz> wrote:
>
> >Brian Dooley wrote:
> >>
> >> On 3 Aug 1999 17:00:03 GMT, Geoff McCaughan
> >> <geoff_m...@trimble.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Duckmanton <mseawar...@clear.net.nz> wrote:
> >> >>>Then I remember that there are so many more and MUCH better assholes
> >> >>>back in the States and all is right with the world again. Keep tryin'
> >> >>>boys.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> I'm going to visit America for the first time in September. But I'm not
> >> >> planning on looking at anyone's assholes.
> >> >
> >> >Well I've heard of "looking up old friends", but that's ridiculous.
> >> >
> >> One of my neighbours is a gynaecologist - does that count?
> >
> >
> >No, they only deal with the front passage.
> >
> >Kerry will know what a rectal specialist is called.
>
> What's a 'front passage'?

A vagina, Kerry, a vagina.

You know...it's funny... Don Mackie 8/5/99 12:00 AM
In article <37a8df5c...@news.wlg.ihug.co.nz>,
ker...@remove.this.bit.ihug.co.nz wrote:


> >> One of my neighbours is a gynaecologist - does that count?
> >
> >
> >No, they only deal with the front passage.
> >
> >Kerry will know what a rectal specialist is called.
>
>
> What's a 'front passage'?

The one the otorhinolaryngologists deal with.
--
There is no substitute for a complete lack of preparation
-someone wittier than me

ICQ 18621794

You know...it's funny... Don Mackie 8/5/99 12:00 AM
In article <37A8E2...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz>, Dave McL
<dav...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz> wrote:

> Kerry wrote:
> >  
> > What's a 'front passage'?
>
> A vagina, Kerry, a vagina.

No Dave, that's the one just behind the urethra. Maybe you mean 'Middle
Passage' - but isn't that something else?


--
There is no substitute for a complete lack of preparation
-someone wittier than me

ICQ 18621794

You know...it's funny... chris 'fufas' grace 8/5/99 12:00 AM


Don Mackie wrote in message ...


>In article <37A8E2...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz>, Dave McL
><dav...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz> wrote:
>
>> Kerry wrote:
>> >
>> > What's a 'front passage'?
>>
>> A vagina, Kerry, a vagina.
>
>No Dave, that's the one just behind the urethra. Maybe you mean 'Middle
>Passage' - but isn't that something else?


The front passage, as any fule no, is the bit of your house that leads
from the front door to your living room.

hence:

Doctor:  Have you been using the suppositories I gave you?
Patient: Yes, but they haven't worked.
Doctor:  Did you put them in the back passage as directed?
Patient: We don't have a back passage in our house, so I put
         them outside the back door.
         For all the good they did I might as well have
         stuffed them up my arse.

You know...it's funny... Kerry 8/5/99 12:00 AM
On Thu, 05 Aug 1999 13:01:39 +1200, Dave McL
<dav...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz> wrote:

>Kerry wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 05 Aug 1999 10:44:12 +1200, Dave McL
>> <dav...@REMOVEiprolink.co.nz> wrote:
>>
>> >Brian Dooley wrote:

>> >> >> I'm going to visit America for the first time in September. But I'm not
>> >> >> planning on looking at anyone's assholes.
>> >> >
>> >> >Well I've heard of "looking up old friends", but that's ridiculous.
>> >> >
>> >> One of my neighbours is a gynaecologist - does that count?
>> >
>> >
>> >No, they only deal with the front passage.
>> >
>> >Kerry will know what a rectal specialist is called.
>>
>> What's a 'front passage'?
>
>A vagina, Kerry, a vagina.


Ahhhhhh

You mean the ladyparts


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You know...it's funny... Bobo Bear 8/6/99 12:00 AM

>>I'm going to visit America for the first time in September. But I'm not
>>planning on looking at anyone's assholes.
>
>Who plans these sorts of things, Ms. Duckmarton? Usually asshole
>viewing is a spontaneous sort of thing in my experience.


So you wouldn't recommend it as a particular sight-seeing thing?
First stop will be a geek convention in Washington.

Mrs Teacake
[the duckmanton etc is stuff my sister puts in to embarrass me]

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