Search for the Halloween Marisa

[Rejnka]

There's been rumors about a kind of Marisa seen around this time of year. Rather than being black, yellow, and white, these ones are black, orange, and green. But to this day, no one has caught one. I will be the first.

The first thing I do is look through my Yukkuri collection for anything a Halloween Marisa would like. Alice, eh. Remilia, maybe too scary. Yoshika, good enough. But then I saw something amazing. An Orin was there, cuddling some sleeping Marisas. I decided to have a little chat with it.

"You liking those Marisas?" "Orin is really taking it easy with these Marisas! Wanna hear my impression of them?" "Sure, whatever." "Orin is Marisa! Marisa best, ze! Mister and Orin are good too!" "Heh, good one. Now, you might have everything you NEED right here, but would you happen to want to find a very special Marisa?" "Special Marisa! Gweat! Take it easy!" 

Orin grabbed a cart. I had to prepare some other supplies. I got some candy corn, lemon spray, and a bag. We went out into the forest.

It was a long time before me and Orin found anything. It was a Shinmyoumaru, hidden under the grass. Well, I didn't so much find it as much as I tripped over it. After an exchange of "ow", we parted ways. 

I found another Yukkuri. It was-gasp-the legendary Halloween Marisa I sought! It was crawling in the bushes, scared. I gave the word. "Orin, chase!" Orin goes ahead and.... well... chases. The two hop around, and I knew it was time. I got out some candy corn, tossing it out. Not only were Halloween Marisa and Orin attracted, so were several other Yukkuri. I shake the lemon spray and spray it around. I shove my Orin and the Halloween Marisa in the bag. 

I tried to run back home. But wait, Orin's cart! I rush back to grab it, but two moron yukkuris hijacked it.

"Yu! This is Clownpiece and Hectatia's home, easy!"

"Puff! Uneasy mister should go away! This land is owned by AMERICA! So go away, you uneasy commie!"

Ugh. Great. I try to lift the cart. The annoying clowny one shot some lasers in my eyes. I have to shut my eyes and run back home blindly, but then I forget that the home invaders are still in the cart, and the other one tosses a ball at my nose. Holy shit. I feel for the yukkuris, and end up feeling out something like an eye? I try to pinch it, but it's actually a chain. The Hectatia.., I guess... gets even angrier, and constantly hits me. I try to use my lemon spray... but it's out. Clownpiece fires a laser that seems to miss everything... and then curves back to the lemon spray, destroying the bottle and then curving again at my throat.

And so it goes. I just barely got home. I pass out right after locking the door.

When I wake up, there it was, the Halloween Marisa, as well as the other two yukkuris. I succeeded.