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David...@dell.com

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In another attempt to entertain myself…

 

I’ll suggest one and then you can add to it or create as many as you like.

 

From Leon (or “The Professional”)

 

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.

 

I have always remembered this as a bit of wisdom if I ever wanted to learn about being a “cleaner”

 

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John Cassidy

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Maybe not the most epic, but a few of my favorites.

Peter Venkman

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Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?

and

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Boys! Boys! You're scaring the straights, okay? Is there any way that we could do this tomorrow?

~John :)

Joel Carlson

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"You play with your balls a lot"
"I do NOT... play with my balls."
"hahaha.  Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night as you do in an hour."
"You know what would make me happy?"
"Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers?"
 
-John Candy and Steve Martin, Planes Trains and Automobiles.
 

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Russ Wakelin

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Good one Joel.  Another great line from that movie:

"Those aren't pillows!"

Trying not to go uber classic but from Cool Hand Luke

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"
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Russ Wakelin

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Apr 30, 2010, 1:38:04 PM4/30/10
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oh... and of course...

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

Joel Carlson

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"Not so fast El Guapo... or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil"
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know."
 
Three Amigos

 

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Joel Carlson

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Nice one

 

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Dave Syas

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Apr 30, 2010, 1:42:32 PM4/30/10
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From The Big Lebowski:

Walter:  Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Russ Wakelin

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"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!" - Cadyshack

Russ Wakelin

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Apr 30, 2010, 1:47:19 PM4/30/10
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Oh, and I've got to go classic a bit again...

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Don Piro

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From one of my favorite movies...
 
 
Gonzo: Lord Vile, I've broken Juggers in half, smashed their bones, left the ground behind me wet with brains. There's nothing I wouldn't do to win. But I never hurt anyone for any reason other than sticking a dog's skull on a stake.

Ragnar Arneson

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Love this game.  Hard to restrict myself to one at a time.  Unforgiven is absolutely packed with great quotes. 
 
Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend. 

 

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Ragnar Arneson

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Blood of Heroes!  Hah!  That's a classic!
 
I've seen people play that game in real life using LARP weapons. 
 

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Russ Wakelin

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In honor of next week's FREAK'N Awesome movie.....

Pepper: [Walks in on Tony putting on his suite] What is going on here? 
Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Dan Young

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I'm one of those people....  :|

So with that said, here's one of my fav's

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Joel Carlson

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Buh-nanananananananana
 
Beh-nananananananan
 
Beh-nnananananaa... oooo
 
Best scene ever

 

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Ragnar Arneson

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Another one that's great for quotes?  Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.  Super awesome metatextual humor FTW!
 
--------
 
Harry: [to the audience] Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times. 
 
--------------
 
Perry: [to the audience] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much. 

 

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Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?


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"Not so fast El Guapo... or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil"
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know."
 
Three Amigos

 


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Good one Joel.  Another great line from that movie:


"Those aren't pillows!"

Trying not to go uber classic but from Cool Hand Luke

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

On Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 1:17 PM, Joel Carlson <thund...@msn.com> wrote:

 
"You play with your balls a lot"
"I do NOT... play with my balls."
"hahaha.  Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night as you do in an hour."
"You know what would make me happy?"
"Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers?"
 
-John Candy and Steve Martin, Planes Trains and Automobiles.
 

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In another attempt to entertain myself…
 
I’ll suggest one and then you can add to it or create as many as you like.
 
From Leon (or “The Professional”)
 
The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.
 
I have always remembered this as a bit of wisdom if I ever wanted to learn about being a “cleaner”
 
~Dave Farr
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A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Andrew Howard

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Almost all of my favorite quotes come from two movies

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly


Tuco: Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Blondie: God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

and

Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.


But my true favorites come from The Outlaw Josey Wales

Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Jamie:I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Whales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms

Bounty Hunter: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Whales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Whales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Don Piro

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Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

Ian M. Clark

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Glad someone got the Conan quote in there. I freaking love that movie.
 
 
One of my faves (not from Star Wars, I have a ton from there) is from Raiders of the Lost Ark:
 
Indy: "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
 
 
 
Ian M. Clark
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Fantasy Novelist, the Elder Earth Saga
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From two of my favorite movies:



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Russ Wakelin

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And this movie needs to be listed... pretty much the whole script is quotable but here's a good tidbit...
 
"He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using."

Joel Carlson

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"People want to know about your pearl-handed revolvers, general."
"They're not pearl, they're IVORY.  Only a cheap pimp from a New Orleans Whore-House would wear pearl-handled revolvers."
 
-Patton

 

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Ragnar Arneson

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(I've played it too)  ;)
 
Gina: Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records. 
 

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Joel Carlson

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You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

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matt...@comcast.net

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From two of my favorite movies:

 

Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!

 

Ed: Do you want your messages?
Shaun: What?
Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Shaun: *What*?

matt...@comcast.net

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Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.


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Ragnar Arneson

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Another one where the book is even BETTER.  But the author is also a Hollywood screenwriter, and was the primary writer on the movie version of his book, which is a big part of why it's so good. 
 
"Life is pain; anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
 
That's Wesley's line in the movie, but said to Fezzik by his mother in the book.  Getting more backstory for the characters in the book is awesome.  Like the full story of Fezzik, and of Inigo & his father & the six-fingered man.


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Joel Carlson

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except a nice MLT, where the Mutton is nice and leeeeeannn.. They're so perky, I love that

 

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Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.


 

Russ Wakelin

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The book still rests on my hall table. 
 
 
Joel's Patton quote sent my mind here... Can you name this film?
 
"Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over! "

matt...@comcast.net

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You see he said "true love" there is no nobler cause than that.

Ture love is a noble cause, but your friend said "to blaaaaaaaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means to bluff!


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Joel Carlson

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Not sure, longest day?  Sounds exactly like the scene in Platoon where the idiot frags the shit out of their own platoon.

 

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That would be Kelly's Heroes. Another good one:

 

And where is Donald Duck? 

Donald Duck's down at the crossroads with a machine gun.


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Russ Wakelin

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Kelly's Heroes is correct...
 
"Paint shell?"
 
 
Andy sent my mind here...
 
You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize...

[Men Laugh

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

matt...@comcast.net

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THat would be:

 

You ignorant asshole! What the fuck coordinates you giving? You wasted a lot of people back there with your fucked up fire mission! You know that? You know know that? Aw shit!


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"Morons.  I've got morons on my team.  No one is going to rob us going DOWN the mountain; we've got no money going DOWN the mountain.  Once we've got the money, then you can sweat."
 
Name that one... it's a western.
 
 

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Tom Beringer is SO fucking scary in that movie.  He is so bad ass.

 

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Russ Wakelin

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Butch and Sundance...
 
Many great lines in that one...
 
But we are involved, Etta. Don't you know that? I mean you are riding on my bicycle - in some Arabian countries that's the same as being married.

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Russ Wakelin

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This is kinda cheating... but can anyone name where this is from...
 
 
 
Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

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Mass Effect

 

 

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This is kinda cheating... but can anyone name where this is from...

Russ Wakelin

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Brian wins the ME reference.
 
Source of many great lines including:
 
 "I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober."
 
"Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea."
 
"Yes, it's a pity that most of the technology I had planned to bring back to the Flotilla has subsequently tried to kill us."
 
And ME2 has some like
 
"I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you- I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line."
 
And of course...
 
Gunnery Chief:  This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferris slug, feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an everest class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3% of light-speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means- Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's first law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going til it hits something. That can be a ship. Or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someones day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your targets. That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution. That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it". This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

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I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic e-lectronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks!



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Ragnar Arneson

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ME does sound good.  Hot Fuzz is sweet.  Even better than Shaun otD, IMO.
 

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This floor is Freezing!
Want me fetch your slippers for you Hudson?

 

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Russ Wakelin

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 

Fuckin' A... 

Ho-ho-hold on, hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. 

They can *bill* me. 

Russ Wakelin

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Hot Fuzz is AWESOME Ragnar.  Finally saw that for the first time about a month ago.

Russ Wakelin

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Are there any questions? 

Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up? 

Russ Wakelin

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 Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection? 
 Porter: Oh, we've got red... and, er... white? 
 I'll have a pint of lager, please. 

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Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumpin' through the air?

No.

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumpin' through the air?

No.

Well have you ever been in a high speed chase?

Yes.

have you ever fired a fun whilst in a high speed chase?

NO!

 


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Russ Wakelin

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Of course... this movie can't escape mention either...
 
 
"We're all with you, sir. But, consider this. We are free. We have a ship, and the means to go where we will. We have escaped permanent exile on Ceti Alpha V. You have defeated the plans of Admiral Kirk. You do not need to defeat him again. "

"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's flames before I give him up! "
 
----------------------------------
 
"The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc on students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique? "
 
"It had the virtue of never having been tried. "

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Andy Wainright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
Andy Cartright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nick Angel: Like who?
Andy Wainright: Farmers.
Nick Angel: Who else? 
Andy Cartright: Farmers' mums!

 

Danny: What's it like being stabbed?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life
Danny: [nodding] What's the second most painful?

 

Of course the best part is when the shop owner trips and gets his lower jaw impaled on the model church steeple:

 

Ow! Thish really hurtsh... I'm gonna need shome ice-creeeeaaam.


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Dan Young

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3 More from different films

[at the murder scene
Inspector Frank Bumstead: What's that make so far, Husselbeck? Six hookers in all? 
Husselbeck: I believe so, sir. 
Inspector Frank Bumstead: Give the man an "A" for effort. 

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Sam: Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape. 

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Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. 

Joel Carlson

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KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!
 

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Joel Carlson

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Actually, my favorite line:
 
"Still... old... friend.  Like a poor Marksman you've managed to kill everyone else, but you Keep...MISSING.. the target."
 
Shatner's inflection on that line is raw brilliance.

 

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Joel Carlson

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Hudson - Have you ever been mistaken for man Vasquez?
Vasquez - No; have you?

 

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Ian M. Clark

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I love that Aliens one, Joel.
 
Predator had some great ones, too. And as an aside, that is a criminally underrated flick. Great cast, awesome and original bad guy, a showdown at the end that does not disappoint. Just a fantastic film.
 
Anyway, there is the one that has saturated gamer culture ("get to the choppah") but I love Jesse Ventura's "I ain't got time to bleed."
 
 
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Of course the other taht has saturated gamer culture:

 

COME ON... COME ON! DO IT! DO IT! COME ON! COME ON! KILL ME! I'M HERE! KILL ME! I'M HERE! KILL ME! COME ON! KILL ME! I'M HERE! COME ON! DO IT NOW! KILL ME!

Justin Alix

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I prefer "you're one ugly mutha fakka". Ladies love that line.
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Fuckin' A... 

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If we’re talking all-time most quotable movies, I’m surprised no one’s hit Tombstone yet.  You could do a top ten quotes just from this one movie.

 

 

Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

 

Wyatt Earp: I did my duty, now I'd like to get on with my life. I'm going to Tombstone.
Crawley Dake: Ah, I see. To strike it rich. Well, all right, that's fine. Tell you one thing, though... I never saw a rich man who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.
Wyatt Earp: Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. Good day, now.

Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.

 

Doc Holliday: I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.

 

 

Doc Holliday: [taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!

 

 

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

 

 

 

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...

 

 

 

Wyatt Earp: From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!

Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

 

Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.

 

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.

 

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.


 

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I was watching Tombstone again the other night. One of those movies I've seen a dozen times and own on DVD yet when it comes on, I sit and watch it.
 
I also like the "are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?" line.
I know Val Kilmer gets the props (and he is awesome), but Kurt Russell kicks all sorts of ass in that movie.
 
 
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Ya gotta love the Aliens connection too, with Michael Biehn (also of Terminator) playing an awesome villain in Johnny Ringo, and Bill Paxton playing Wyatt's younger brother Morgan.  Morgan isn't a badass, but does have a couple of good lines, too.  Particularly his last one.
 

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Yeah, Biehn is also great in that movie. I added his autograph to my collection in my hobby room, meeting him at DragonCon last year. I had a hard time deciding on getting an 8x10 of him in Aliens or Tombstone. I went with Ringo.
 
I was fortunate to be able to go to Tombstone when I was in AZ covering the Super Bowl a couple years ago. Anyone else been to Tombstone? I thought it was really cool.

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"i kill you till you dead"
And
"we...are robot jox!"
Are 2 of my all time favorites


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Yeah, Biehn is also great in that movie. I added his autograph to my collection in my hobby room, meeting him at DragonCon last year. I had a hard time deciding on getting an 8x10 of him in Aliens or Tombstone. I went with Ringo.

I was fortunate to be able to go to Tombstone when I was in AZ covering the Super Bowl a couple years ago. Anyone else been to Tombstone? I thought it was really cool.


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 Ya gotta love the Aliens connection too, with Michael Biehn (also of Terminator) playing an awesome villain in Johnny Ringo, and Bill Paxton playing Wyatt's younger brother Morgan.  Morgan isn't a badass, but does have a couple of good lines, too.  Particularly his last one.
 

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   Hudson - Have you ever been mistaken for man Vasquez?
   Vasquez - No; have you?

   

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Russ Wakelin

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We thought of another great one last night while fighting Zombies in Borderlands:


"How can you shoot women and children?"

"You just don't lead 'em so much."

Full Metal Jacket has more than a few good 'ones.

Joel Carlson

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"Smell that?  Smells like someone died."

 

Ian Hanrahan

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"ain't war Hell?!...ahhahahahahah" the end of the Full Metal Jacket quote, and incomplete as such

Christian Flores

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I was late and missed on the obvious tombstone...I'm your huckleberry is my favorite...but here's a few close ones...
 
"I came to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum."
 
"And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness"
 
"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another."
 
"Stay on Target..."
 
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
 
"Shaken not stirred"

Christian Flores

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sorry one more:
 
Ol' Jack always says...

Russ Wakelin

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Great ones Chris.

That made me think of another.

"You cheated!"

(Open arms to indicate seld) "Pirate"
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Quotes of Legend
 
Chief Brody: "Um....you're going to need a bigger boat."
 
Chief Brody: "So why don't we have one more drink and then go down and cut that shark open."
Mrs. Brody: :Martin, can you do that?"
Chief Brody: I can do anything. I'm the chief of police."
 
Yoda: "Do. Or do not. There is no try." 
 
Darth Vader: "The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet."
 
Gen. Patton: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
 
Adm. Kirk: "Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most....human."
 
Dr. Taylor: "Let me guess....you're from outer space?"
Adm. Kirk: "No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." 
Dr. Taylor: "Well, I knew outer space was going to come into it some time."
 
Achilles: "IS THERE NO ONE ELSE???"
 
Boy: "The Thessalonian you're fighting...he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him."
Achilles: "That is why no one will ever remember your name." 
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