Puppy News Network - Sept. 17

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PNN – Sept. 17 2012

Good morning from the PNN News Desk... Yesterday was a calm day at the WCC compound, in sharp contrast to the antics from Saturday evening. The puppies enjoyed an early run around the dew-covered yard with the big dogs, resulting in some new, avant-garde hairstyles for both puppies. They then discovered by snuggling together on their bed, they could induce the EPWs into uncontrollable fits of adulation. Several EPWs were so moved, screen shots were taken and posted to capture the moments of adorableness. Some reporters noted that Grace appeared to be quite interested in the Sunday afternoon football games, although we have not been able to confirm if she has a big screen tv in the play fort in the kennel. Another big event was the puppies’ first swim. Molly assured EPWs the momentous event was captured, and she will post the pictures soon.  Moving to inside events, there was an unusual sighting of a cat in the indoor kennel. The puppies were not in the kennel at the time, and the cat did not appear to open any escape hatches for the puppies. According to reports from EPWs, overnight in the kennel was uneventful. This was certainly good news for Molly and Rick, who deserve a much-needed quiet night.

From the PNN News Desk... We’ve just received a report from one of our medical correspondents. Levi and Grace have been selected by the Harvard Medical School Sleep Research Hospital to participate in a “nap study”. When asked why these two puppies were chosen, the director replied “Are you kidding? These puppies go from 90mph to 0 in two seconds!!” Researchers are hoping to identify the cause of such fast and deep naps in hopes to help millions of people desperately in need of naps.

From the PNN News Desk... Mid-day Headlines: “WCC Puppies to attend Air and Space Exposition in Washington DC. Puppies expected to share information about jumping, chewing, and the importance of naps”

From the PNN News Desk... Our medical correspondent has a follow-up report regarding the Harvard Medical School Sleep Research study on the puppies. The director of the program told our reporters that while they are very interested in studying these amazing nappers, they are having difficulty conducting the interview – the puppies won’t wake up to answer questions.

From the PNN News Desk... Our entertainment reporter, Wanda Wags, has just confirmed from an inside source at the William Morris (the Cat) Talent Agency that Levi has been selected for an ad campaign for a new indestructible luggage company. The ads will be reminiscent of those Samsonite commercials when the gorilla could not destroy the bags. Levi is very excited about the project and hopes that this will lead to a guest spot on Letterman. In a related story, agents are busy looking for projects for the fabulous five sisters from this adorable litter.

Update from the PNN... Local authorities have pulled over a vehicle traveling to Washington DC. Apparently, the driver swerved into a Petsmart, failing to yield. The driver, identified as Levi, tried to talk his way out of the ticket by claiming severe “dog biscuit” withdrawal. The other passengers in the car pleaded with the officer to let Levi off with a warning. The officer agreed, provided that Rick (incidentally the only one in the car with a valid driver’s license) drove the rest of the way. Rick and the pups are heading to D.C. for the Air and Space Exposition.

From the PNN News Desk... Authorities report a disturbance at the Air and Space Exposition. Witness accounts tell us that a vehicle came careening into the parking lot, barely missing a fire hydrant, before coming to a screeching halt at the main entrance. The driver, who has not been identified, but has a striking resemblance to Grace, waved to photographers as she entered the building, with her entourage in tow. Our mobile reporters are en route, and we hope to bring you some live reports shortly.

This just in from the rover..ing Official Feline Paws Patrol inside the WCC Headquarters, Brookeville, MD. Pursuant to the recent activities at these headquarters, the local, state and federal authorities have enlisted resident felines to be on the alert for any future disturbances. Honorary leader, code name, Tuxedo, and his bunk mate, Code name, Sneak, will be on 24 hour watch for any elusive activity. Last night’s reconnaissance revealed no wire cutters, clippers, sharp tools or trenching shovels in the inside puppy containment area. Tuxedo and Sneak will be on sight in the outside puppy pen tonight while the pack is sharing elimination duties before bedtime. Must be noted that little fashionista Mia is the liaison between Feline Paws Patrol and the authorities. It is believed little Mia uses her puppy and people skills to obtain information from all involved.....esp....OPP's and MPP's and visiting canines who know all and can't resist telling her all. More as information is available..... (Report filed by Pluto7)

From PNN... we are still trying to access the Air and Space show to get some insider reports. Apparently, there is quite a crowd gathering at one of the booths. We have unconfirmed reports that Levi, Grace, and Ruby are entertaining the visitors with cuddling demonstrations. One witness stated that a member of the Houdini Escape Artists Council approached the WCC pups, asking about leading a seminar. Stay tuned...

Tux and Sneak prefer undercover sleuthing in the semi dark. They are enjoying all the attention the pups are getting as it gives them more sleep time. Sneak tried just once at Christmas chewing Christmas light wires as the lights were keeping them from doing their nighttime exercising incognito. The results were not pretty. Sneaks needed extensive dental work, new collar that has NO metal parts and the winter fur was a source of great teasing by all the resident canines as it was nonexistent except between the toes, in the ears and a few whiskers......going through small tight areas was impossible. Lesson learned. (Report filed by Pluto7)

From the PNN News Desk... There seems to be some commotion at the Air and Space Exposition, where Ruby, Levi, and Grace have taken control of one of the flight simulators. We hope to get some live reports from eyewitnesses...

PNN Update... We apologize for interrupting (although, let’s be honest, you were just looking at a kennel with no puppies), but we wanted to bring you a statement from one of the eyewitnesses at the Air and Space Exposition: “I was standing next to the simulator when I hear one of the engine fire up! The next thing I know, there was a golden retriever smiling from the cockpit, giving me the ‘go’ signal. The co-puppy was saluting. There was a third puppy in the navigator’s seat. I’ve never seen anything like it!” This statement was provided by General Rottweiler, one of our finest members of the DoD (Department of Dogs). Now back to your empty kennel watching...

Palady here... We are trying to set up to broadcast a live report from the Air and Space Exposition. Most of the electrical wires have been stolen or chewed through. The pups are, as reported, in the simulator. More as soon as we can find an empty plug. Back to you @scout (Report filed by Palady)

From PNN News Desk... Thanks for the update Palady, we will break to you as soon as you are ready to report. Any sign of Rick?

PNN Newsflash... A hot dog cart is missing from Dupont Circle. The operator is a little shaky, but claims he was ambushed by a team of camouflage-vested puppies. Authorities are investigating the allegations.

PNN Update... The empty hot dog cart was found at the base of the Washington Monument. The operator is working with a scratch artist (not sketch) hoping to provide authorities with a picture of the culprits. Rick is still MIA. We have been unable to reach our reporter inside the Air and Space Exposition, we hope that she has not fallen victim to the crime spree.

PNN Newsbreak... We interrupt this empty kennel to ask our viewers to please be on the lookout for puppies that have gorged themselves with hotdogs. They are wanted for questioning regarding a flight simulator incident earlier today in Washington DC. We believe they are stuffed and sleepy. If you see this puppies, authorities ask that you not approach them (as you may be smothered with kisses), but to let the EPW network know. Thank you. And we now return to an empty kennel...

From the PNN News Desk... We are receiving reports of an SUV traveling towards Brookeville, MD, with significant snoring coming from the cargo area. It is believed the snoring is coming from Levi and Grace after a successful day of adorable ambassadorship at the Air and Space Exposition.

Palady here... We gave up trying to set up a live feed inside the convention area because we were told by numerous sources the pups had escaped - yet again. We are able to confirm the hot dog stand story and have live here on the scene a witness to the entire robbery. (Report filed by Palady)

Ms. "Smith" would prefer her real identity not be used, but says "It was like nothing I've ever seen before. There were the cutest little puppies walking down the street with these darling little vests on. I was trying to read what was on them as they passed by, and then they appeared to spot the hot dog stand. The owner of the stand was in the process of handing a hot dog to a customer and I swear one of the pups flew into the air from nowhere and batted that hot dog to the ground for his or her friends. They tore it apart like it was....well, raw meat! The owner backed away immediately. Several people were dialing 911. The pups jumped on each other to get to the top of the cart, and 1 started tossing hot dogs to the ground to any pup or other hungry animal that came over. Several neighborhood dogs heard about it and it was a complete malay!" (Report filed by Palady)

Ms Smith reports she ran as fast as she could to her car, and in the rear view mirror she saw the pups riding on top of the cart, with several neighborhood dogs pushing them around the corner. "That's all I remember", she said. @scout this woman is pretty shaken by all she's seen today and we want to let medical personnel attend to her and others that were in the way of the runaway cart. Back to you @scout. (Report filed by Palady).

PNN Newsdesk... Excellent work Palady, we are happy to hear from you. We admit we were a little concerned that the puppies might have commandeered your computer to order more products from the Acme Escape and Evade Company.

I did have to leave some of our equipment behind, as I was in a rush to follow the story leads. Anything's possible! (Report filed by Palady)

PNN News Desk... Thanks for the interview. It sounds like Ms. Smith did indeed have a hair-raising experience. Hopefully those puppies have not bitten off more than they can chew. Our news helicopter is now trying to locate the vehicle, but we believe it may have pulled off the highway to stop at a diner. We will keep you posted.

Paladay. Did you interview anyone else at the scene? I can't believe our little darlings would cause all that havoc. I wouldn't be surprised if there were some other hooligans disguised as our pups looking to tarnish their name. I would look into it if I was on the scene but I am out of town. (Report filed by Golden Girl 1950)

@GoldenGirl1950 - that's a good idea, although most people seem to have fled the area. No one knew what had happened. Just rumors of wild dogs running the streets with their offspring on a hot dog cart! I am glad to hear that home base is reporting the pups have been captured, and are on their way back. I am packing up what little equipment we have left and will head once again to the WCC compound. back to you @scout (Report filed by Palady)

PNN Newsflash... We have just received a call from an unidentified source that a team of puppies have taken over the Dachshund Diner just outside Bethesda. They have demanded an endless buffet of hot dogs! We are not sure if this is the same team that absconded with the hot dog cart in Washington, or perhaps part of a larger gang of hot dog loving puppies. Local grocery stores and restaurants have been put on alert. Stay tuned.

Not sure I can make it to Bethesda location. Can you send another reporter and I'll keep on heading toward the compound (Report filed by Palady)

From PNN, yes, we have another reporter in the area. Looking forward to your return. By the way, the producer will need an inventory of the missing equipment in case it shows up on E-Bark.

From the PNN News Desk... Our financial reporter has a breaking story from the Acme Escape and Evade Company. The president of the company has announced an unprecedented increase in sales in the Maryland area. While the source of the increase is unclear, the president and Board of directors are thrilled with the jump in revenue and expect stock prices to double. For investors, this means larger dividends and returns on their investment. Good news all around.

From the PNN News Desk... Well, this has been quite a day. For those of you just tuning in the 10:00 broadcast, here are the headlines: Puppies have an early start to their busy day, waking the house before 7. After morning greetings, they headed outside for some playtime with the big dogs, resulting in some wet feet. Then marathon morning naps, followed by stretching, and then another nap. They had baths around 1:30, as they were going to the Air and Space Exposition with Rick in Washington. They left WCC around 3:30. The rest of the day was filled with EPWs sharing thoughts, stories, losses, joys, and fellowship through the chat room while waiting for the dynamic duo to return.

Don't forget they had a visit from a wonderful Puppy Petter today who brought a new picnic table for Mia and bubbles to blow for the pups as well as some treats!!! They have had a good, full day!! (Report filed by Grandpups4me1)

BREAKING NEWS from the Air & Space Exposition : Richard Branson confirms Levi, Grace and Ruby have been invited to be first pups on Virgin Galactic's first puppy space tourism flight. Story at 11.... (Report filed by Puppyadict)

Palady here. Trying to file a report. But Mittens keeps blocking the screen. And walking over the keyboard. He apparently knows something about Tuxedo & Sneak's trip to the exposition. They are all in on it. All the felines. The pups at the hot dog stand WERE imposters! I can't .....I can't....the screen.....it's all static....Mittens....back to you @scout (Report filed by Palady)

From PNN News Desk – Thanks to Puppyaddict and Palady for these updates. @puppyadict, that certainly is exciting news. I assume Levi’s rep from the William Morris (the cat) Agency will take care of the contract negotiations. @Palady – it sounds like you have your hands full with Mittens. I guess that confirms Pluto7’s report earlier that there are other individuals involved. We’ll have to check with our sources to get to the bare bones on this story.

I'm learning part of the plan is for Tuxedo & Streak to return to the compound in advance of the pups. They are going to "re-wire" some of the computer system. (Report filed by Palady)

From the PNN News Desk...  Palady, is there any indication that Mia is somehow assisting Tuxedo and Sneak in their plot? We’ve heard rumors that she is very close to at least one of these cats, and has been providing information to them. Pluto7 was hot on this story earlier today.

Reporting in from the WCC Compound. Reports of earlier puppy antics, as far as we know is true.. Whether it was our precocious ones we will find out later. Tuxedo has a twin who does investigative reporting and traveled with Sneaks sister to check on the Hot Dog cart story. They were both in the chase for several miles and lost them in the traffic outside DC. Is there another reporter out there who has a sighting since Molly advised they were on their way home? (Report filed by Pluto7)

Palady, I knew our darlings couldn't have created all that chaos. They are much too honorable for that. A little mischief maybe but not this! (Report filed by Golden Girl 1950)

This is breaking news. I have been taken hostage. I believe it is by several felines, but they have covered my eyes with an extra puppy vest they found and I can't see anything. They forced me into some vehicle. I do believe one has been in contact with what they call 'the little human". They are faxing you a picture of me with a copy of today's paper as proof of life. I think they may ask for a ransom. I can only report when and what they say. Help! (Report filed by Palady)

Mia refuses to give up the puppies whereabouts. She told Tuxedo that both Levi and Grace have promised her a special treat if she doesn't give their plans away. Tux and Sneak are Snoopy hanging on the ledge above the indoor puppy containment area. As the puppies will not be in the outdoor containment area after coming back, reconnaissance work out there is on hold. Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting....... (Report filed by Pluto7)

From the PNN News Desk - @Pluto7. Does Mia have any knowledge of the kidnapping of Palady? The producer is willing to pay a reasonable ransom (drat those budget cuts!). Although, our ratings are through the roof!

UPDATE: My sources tell me that Branson made a tempting offer: "To boldly go where no pups have gone before..." but alas, even before agents could get involved, the pups manager (known as "Rick") declined saying, "While this is a very generous and exciting offer, they have a much greater mission here on earth". The thrilling threesome enthusiastically approved with excessive tail wagging and countless puppy kisses for manager Rick. (Report filed by puppyadict)

From the PNN News Desk – Thanks for the update @puppyadict, and for following up on this amazing story of sacrifice and generosity. How refreshing to see someone from the younger generation put others with greater needs ahead of themselves. These puppies truly are living proof of the best hope of the future! Now, if we can only find some way of rescuing Palady!

This is Mittens speaking on behalf of the felines. Our demand is simple. In exchange for Palady we want our own newsnetwork, which shall be called Feline News Network (FNN). Speak to someone who has the power to decide and give us an answer. Oh, and we want a fueled private jet equipped with plenty of feline food, treats, scratch posts, and all necessary amenities. We will file a flight plan once we are airborn. (Report filed by Palady)

From PNN – Negotiations are in the works to gain the immediate release of Palady. The PNN has no bone to pick with the felines, and hopes to work with the felines involved to reach a peaceful solution. One spokes-puppy assured PNN that they wanted no fur to fly and they hoped no one’s whiskers would be bent over this situation.

Sneaks reports that during dinner she overheard Mia on her cell talking about capturing a captivating story teller and linking it to the puppy escapades in DC tonight. She said she couldn't be a party to anything illegal. BUT Ensuing conversation bits overheard indicate that something was afoot.....a van extra hot dogs car chase and dogs lining the SIDES of the roads all the way from DC to Brookeville. Hostage to not be hurt but she knows too much. And she will be released once the puppies are home safe. (Report filed by Pluto7)

From the PNN News Desk – with the safe return of the puppies, and the growing support for the creation of the FNN, negotiators are hopeful for the release of Palady...

I'm being allowed to watch the webcam of the puppies. I'm told that's because the felines want something similar - their own webcam. In the meantime, they will continue to treat me well, but mess with various wiring from time to time. (this is really no joke - I keep losing my internet tonight! Mittens has been hard at work while I went to the grocery store!). (Report filed by Palady)

BREAKING NEWS from PNN – Our 11:00 broadcast starts with a wonderful announcement for all of the EPWs out there! The puppies have returned to the WCC Compound!!!!! After hours of staring at your monitor, you can finally see the wagging tails, happy smiles, and sweet expressions! Enjoy! And that’s the way it is...

11:30 From the PNN News Desk... As the late night anchor and reporting team arrive, we day/evening reporters would like to thank our readers for staying with us during this exciting day. And in case you missed any reports the chats will be posted on the Google group and the link posted here. Welcome home puppies! That's the news and we're outta here!