Enable Spooky language interpreter for Halloween

[Felix Tripier]

As Hallow's Eve nears, programmers yearn to write their webapp source code in a language that parallels the innate eeriness of the season. Javascript's stranglehold on the web platform has forced application developers worldwide to limit their expression to gimmicks in the presentation of their website - their sourcecode unmarred, staid, and completely lacking in festivity.

No more! I call upon the v8 developers to enable a spookylang interpreter in the browser for the night of Halloween (reference implementation here: https://github.com/ftripier/spookyc).

What are you *afraid* of?