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HAPPY THURSDAY MORNING TO YA!
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Aug 10, 2017, 10:03:57 AM8/10/17
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Hello and welcome ☕
Earlier this morning Pleasance was frying up some bacon when the cat jumped up on the counter.
She took that spatula and gave that little shit a whack on his derriere, hard enough to cause that furry little fucker to jump like a scalded rat.
Then it regarded her from the next room with a wanton sullen look.
Have a Pleasance day...
Earlier this morning Pleasance was frying up some bacon when the cat jumped up on the counter.
She took that spatula and gave that little shit a whack on his derriere, hard enough to cause that furry little fucker to jump like a scalded rat.
Then it regarded her from the next room with a wanton sullen look.
Have a Pleasance day...
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Aug 10, 2017, 10:40:47 AM8/10/17
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Aug 10, 2017, 11:08:28 AM8/10/17
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and don't use idiot that's too obvious ,
personally i like , " sawed off nut grabber " myself ,
just because he's such a tiny man
Checkmate, DoW #1
Aug 10, 2017, 12:55:22 PM8/10/17
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article <fJZiB.188764$z73....@fx22.iad>,
burke...@std-girls.com says...
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> Hello and welcome ?
I hope she remembered to wipe the fur off her spatula before she flipped
your bacon.
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Checkmate! In article <fJZiB.188764$z73....@fx22.iad>,
burke...@std-girls.com says...
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> Hello and welcome ?
your bacon.
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Checkmate
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In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Aug 16, 2017, 9:08:27 AM8/16/17
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On 8/10/2017 9:55 AM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <fJZiB.188764$z73....@fx22.iad>,
> burke...@std-girls.com says...
>
>
>>
>> Hello and welcome ?
>>
>> Earlier this morning Pleasance was frying up some bacon when the cat jumped up on the counter.
>> She took that spatula and gave that little shit a whack on his derriere, hard enough to cause that furry little fucker to jump like a scalded rat.
>> Then it regarded her from the next room with a wanton sullen look.
>>
>> Have a Pleasance day...
>
> I hope she remembered to wipe the fur off her spatula before she flipped
> your bacon.
>
Indeed. I recall thinking along those same lines as I ate that bacon!
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <fJZiB.188764$z73....@fx22.iad>,
> burke...@std-girls.com says...
>
>
>>
>> Hello and welcome ?
>>
>> Earlier this morning Pleasance was frying up some bacon when the cat jumped up on the counter.
>> She took that spatula and gave that little shit a whack on his derriere, hard enough to cause that furry little fucker to jump like a scalded rat.
>> Then it regarded her from the next room with a wanton sullen look.
>>
>> Have a Pleasance day...
>
> I hope she remembered to wipe the fur off her spatula before she flipped
> your bacon.
>
( ﾟヮﾟ)
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