Re: DOBBED IN TO GP

[Bod]

On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
> http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
>
Do you know who dobbed you in?

[Simon Mason]

http://swldxer.co.uk/judith.jpg

[Bod]

I didn't realise that Bournes was still doing despicable things like that.
He is a very sad individual.

[Judith]

I suspect it was a well meaning citizen who was concerned that Mr Mason may be
driving on the public highway - and endangering cyclists.

[MrCheerful]

I do hope he has declared this to his insurers, both household and vehicle.

[Nick]

On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
> http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
>

That looks like the standard letter you get when you reapply for a
driving licence after a medical surrender of a previous licence.

They can be quite slow fulfilling these checks 3 months or so.

[JNugent]

On 21/01/2017 08:35, Simon Mason wrote:

> http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg

McAfee is flagging that URL as dangerous.

[JNugent]

On 21/01/2017 09:36, Simon Mason wrote:

Essex?

I thought your previous best guess was Manchester?

NB: McAfee was OK with that one.

[JNugent]

I don't know (or much care) who "dobbed in" Mason to the DVLA, but *if*
he is unfit* to drive for relevant medical reasons, then suspension of
his driving license is the correct thing for the relevant authority to do.

I'm sure that cyclists appreciate that point as keenly as any other road
users.


[*I have no information on this and make no comment on it.]

[Judith]

I trust that Mr Mason is not driving his car then.

It would be terrible if someone phoned Crime Stoppers on 0800 555 111 and
dobbed him in.

[Nick]

Actually he might be legally allowed to drive.

When a person voluntarily declares themselves medically unfit their
licence is often removed for a fixed period. For example 1 year. It is
then possible to reapply to have the licence returned three months
before the end of this period. Unfortunately the cogs of DVLA move
exceedingly slowly and in recognition of this they allow a driver to
resume driving after the year period has completed but before they have
officially returned the licence.

Which is kind of what is says in Mr Mason's letter. Whilst I don't wish
to disbelieve Mr Mason's victim-hood, or an unnamed posters
dastardliness in dobbing him in it, I am suspicious that the reason for
this letter may not be as Mr Mason presents it.

[Judith]

I trust that Mr Mason sent his fully completed application to the DVLA in order
to resume driving.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I.e. you. You're the only cunt in here.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

Insurers rip everyone off, might aswell do it back. Have you never lied on your car insurance?!

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 12:06:22 -0000, JNugent <jenni...@fastmail.fm> wrote:

> On 21/01/2017 09:45, Bod wrote:
>
>> On 21/01/2017 09:36, Simon Mason wrote:
>>> On Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:05:38 UTC, Bod wrote:
>>>> On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
>
>>>>> http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
>
>>>> Do you know who dobbed you in?
>
>>> http://swldxer.co.uk/judith.jpg
>
>> I didn't realise that Bournes was still doing despicable things like that.
>> He is a very sad individual.
>
> I don't know (or much care) who "dobbed in" Mason to the DVLA, but *if*
> he is unfit* to drive for relevant medical reasons, then suspension of
> his driving license is the correct thing for the relevant authority to do.

No it isn't.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

If McAfee thinks a jpg is a virus, it's shite. By the way, I just removed McAfee from someone's NEW laptop, as it let a virus straight in.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

Who pays £200K for a TERRACED house?!

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7 Up in cider.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 09:36:32 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:

Er.... Anthony is not the current occupant. Simon and Sarah with a baby are now living there.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 12:17:45 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> If Simon is unfit to drive in medical grounds then he shouldn't be
> on the road endangering other drivers.

We all know that people can be declared unfit to drive when they're perfectly able.

> The letter looks like a standard inquiry after an illness. The DVLA
> won't take any action unless the dcotor declares Simon is unfit.

And whoever complained has wasted NHS money.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 14:27:42 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> On 12:49 22 Jan 2017, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 12:17:45 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 12:06 21 Jan 2017, JNugent wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 21/01/2017 09:45, Bod wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 21/01/2017 09:36, Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>> On Saturday, 21 January 2017 09:05:38 UTC, Bod wrote:
>>>>>>> On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you know who dobbed you in?
>>>>
>>>>>> http://swldxer.co.uk/judith.jpg
>>>>
>>>>> I didn't realise that Bournes was still doing despicable
>>>>> things like that. He is a very sad individual.
>>>>
>>>> I don't know (or much care) who "dobbed in" Mason to the DVLA,
>>>> but *if* he is unfit* to drive for relevant medical reasons,
>>>> then suspension of his driving license is the correct thing
>>>> for the relevant authority to do.
>>>>
>>>> I'm sure that cyclists appreciate that point as keenly as any
>>>> other road users.
>>>
>>> If Simon is unfit to drive in medical grounds then he shouldn't
>>> be on the road endangering other drivers.
>>
>> We all know that people can be declared unfit to drive when
>> they're perfectly able.
>

> We also all know people who are unfit to be on the road will do
> anything to drive. Leave it to the doctor to decide.

99% of people on the roads are unfit to drive. So who cares?

>>> The letter looks like a standard inquiry after an illness. The
>>> DVLA won't take any action unless the dcotor declares Simon is
>>> unfit.
>>
>> And whoever complained has wasted NHS money.
>

> On the contracy, they will saved NHS money if it prevents Simon
> causing an accident that needs medical attention.

The NHS is a left wing stupidity and should be removed.

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

In your case, yes.
Without your free sponging medication you would certainly be in a mental
institution by now.
The best thing YOU can do is to stop sponging off the NHS. But, you have not
got the guts to do that.
You will always be a sick little sponging fuck all.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Their medication is useless.

> The best thing YOU can do is to stop sponging off the NHS. But, you have not
> got the guts to do that.
> You will always be a sick little sponging fuck all.

I take nothing from the NHS, as they are no good at their job.

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Is this why your Aspergers is not being attended to?
You will be dead or in an institution within 5 years.
I'll hope for the dead option. Banged up in the nut house is coming your
way soon, but this will cost the nation even more money in keeeping your
worthless body alive.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Aspergers is not a real disease. Hint: psychiatrists aren't real doctors.

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The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
"Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork"

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I never said it was a disease.
I and others have said that you are suffering from the condition.
You are potentially dangerous, if you should grow a pair you will do
something very bad.
Then, you will you be sectioned.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Your definition of Aspergers is I disagree with you. I took the silly little test you linked to before, it was negative.

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

It is not my definition.
Why did you take the test?
I'm sure that I would not have taken such a test.
Unless, I was unsure of myself of course. As you are.
Now then .............. Ria said that you have this condition. Bod agreed.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

It is the definition of pretend doctors.

> Why did you take the test?

To prove it's a load of shite.

> I'm sure that I would not have taken such a test.

Scared of the answer?

> Unless, I was unsure of myself of course. As you are.
> Now then .............. Ria said that you have this condition. Bod agreed.

Ria is fit for a loony bin, take everything she says with a pinch of salt. Did you know she has about 250 "friends" on facebook, half of which will have disappeared in a month's time? She plays people against each other, it's her silly little game.

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[swldx...@gmail.com]

On Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 9:05:38 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
> On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
> > http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
> >
> Do you know who dobbed you in?

It has all been cleared up now. I did not officially get signed off from the physios on 12FEB14. She has since checked out my package and it passed with flying colours.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

But you don't use your package to drive.

Did you get your license back, or does Judith still need beaten up?

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[swldx...@gmail.com]

On Saturday, April 22, 2017 at 8:22:03 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Apr 2017 20:06:26 +0100, <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 9:05:38 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
> >> On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
> >> > http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
> >> >
> >> Do you know who dobbed you in?
> >
> > It has all been cleared up now. I did not officially get signed off from the physios on 12FEB14. She has since checked out my package and it passed with flying colours.
>
> But you don't use your package to drive.
>
> Did you get your license back, or does Judith still need beaten up?
>

I never lost it as it was revoked on a technicality, which I appealed and now she has officially passed me fit.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

When things like this happen, the person (Judith) wasting their time should get charged.

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[JNugent]

Of what is Judith accused?

I must have missed the beginning of this. But I've recently reviewed and
relaxed my kill-file.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 23 Apr 2017 17:47:42 +0100, JNugent <jenni...@fastmail.fm> wrote:

> On 23/04/2017 17:43, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sun, 23 Apr 2017 05:48:43 +0100, <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, April 22, 2017 at 8:22:03 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 22 Apr 2017 20:06:26 +0100, <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > On Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 9:05:38 AM UTC, Bod wrote:
>>>> >> On 21/01/2017 08:49, Simon Mason wrote:
>>>> >> > http://swldxer.co.uk/keiran.jpg
>>>> >> >
>>>> >> Do you know who dobbed you in?
>>>> >
>>>> > It has all been cleared up now. I did not officially get signed off
>>>> from the physios on 12FEB14. She has since checked out my package and
>>>> it passed with flying colours.
>>>>
>>>> But you don't use your package to drive.
>>>>
>>>> Did you get your license back, or does Judith still need beaten up?
>>>
>>> I never lost it as it was revoked on a technicality, which I appealed
>>> and now she has officially passed me fit.
>>
>> When things like this happen, the person (Judith) wasting their time
>> should get charged.
>
> Of what is Judith accused?

Wasting the time of the police/DVLA/etc by making false accusations.

> I must have missed the beginning of this. But I've recently reviewed and
> relaxed my kill-file.

It's an old thread Simon revived, maybe that confused you.

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[JNugent]

I still don't know any more than I did five minutes ago.

"False accusations" of what?

In case it's of any relevance, the old story of the BP AGM was a
wind-up. I knew that the same day as that AGM was held.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

That Simon is unfit to drive.

> In case it's of any relevance, the old story of the BP AGM was a
> wind-up. I knew that the same day as that AGM was held.

I am not familiar with the BP AGM - this is the first I've heard of it.

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[JNugent]

Unfit to drive?

After his heroic journey across a continent in an unroadworthy car
without stopping to get it fixed?

>> In case it's of any relevance, the old story of the BP AGM was a
>> wind-up. I knew that the same day as that AGM was held.
>
> I am not familiar with the BP AGM - this is the first I've heard of it.

OK. It's not important (though there is a possible connection).

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Loads of people do that. Judith was referring to the aftereffects of his suicide attempt, and the severe medication he was given afterwards.

>>> In case it's of any relevance, the old story of the BP AGM was a
>>> wind-up. I knew that the same day as that AGM was held.
>>
>> I am not familiar with the BP AGM - this is the first I've heard of it.
>
> OK. It's not important (though there is a possible connection).

Then it is important.

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Lying little pikey fuck all little shitbag!
I remember you posting comments on it.
Is your posting just another way to invite replies for you to wank over? We
all know that you wank over every reply that you get.

Dark days:
https://www.gov.uk/report-benefit-fraud

[swldx...@gmail.com]

I left the physios in Feb 2015, not 2014 and so it took TWO YEARS for this to come to light. Judith would have ruined my holiday in June 2015 if she could.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

She's probably jealous.

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The husband replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

[Judith]

No I would not.

Why on earth would I want to ruin your holiday?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Because you're a grasser. Grassers deserve to rot in hell.

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[swldx...@gmail.com]

On Tuesday, April 25, 2017 at 1:35:22 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> > Why on earth would I want to ruin your holiday?
>
> Because you're a grasser. Grassers deserve to rot in hell.

Or end up alone in Collyhurst - same thing.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/statistics-collyhurst-manchester-9140.html

The page is a load of bollocks with no conclusions drawable from the tables.

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