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Anyone seen a "fat naked flasher with small penis"?

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swldx...@gmail.com

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Mar 12, 2019, 11:31:09 AM3/12/19
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He was seen on a cycle track last November.

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-issue-statement-fat-naked-2635822

Tom Evans

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Mar 12, 2019, 11:53:01 AM3/12/19
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On 12/03/2019 15:31, swldx...@gmail.com wrote:
> He was seen on a cycle track last November.
>
> https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-issue-statement-fat-naked-2635822
>

Four months and no leads. The police need to make door to door enquiries.

Excuse me sir may I ask....

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=CZu9N8qMKjA>

Simon Jester

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Mar 12, 2019, 1:08:35 PM3/12/19
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On Tuesday, March 12, 2019 at 3:31:09 PM UTC, swldx...@gmail.com wrote:
> He was seen on a cycle track last November.
>
> https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-issue-statement-fat-naked-2635822

Was he carrying a chisel?

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Mar 12, 2019, 3:13:44 PM3/12/19
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Notice how snorkeler Simon appears whenever "penis" is mentioned.
LOL


Kerr-Mudd,John

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Mar 12, 2019, 3:19:33 PM3/12/19
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On Tue, 12 Mar 2019 17:08:34 GMT, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com>
wrote:
He's just displeased to see you?


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Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

swldx...@gmail.com

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Mar 12, 2019, 4:47:06 PM3/12/19
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He might have been carrying his balls in a wheelbarrow a la Viz as well.


QUOTE:
"The suspect is described as white with a very pale complexion, aged between 35 and 45 years, around 5ft 10in tall with a fat build. He has very little chest or pubic hair, no obvious tattoos or scars, and he has what was described as a small penis with testicles that ***hang noticeably low***" (EMPHASIS MINE).

FNARR FNARR.

Commander Kinsey

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Mar 12, 2019, 6:56:15 PM3/12/19
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On Tue, 12 Mar 2019 15:31:08 -0000, <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:

> He was seen on a cycle track last November.
>
> https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/police-issue-statement-fat-naked-2635822

Still "at large" after 4 months. That's some Viagra.

Since he hasn't done anything wrong, why are the police looking for him?
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