Why average speed cameras are pointless

[James Wilkinson Sword]

60mph limit, SPECS cameras all the way along the road.
But there's laybys....
Stop in a layby, then you can drive faster for the rest of that camera gap.
Easy calculation, you want to drive 4/3 of the speed (eg. 80mph in a 60mph limit).
You must therefore drive for 3/4 (flip the fraction over) of the time (eg stop for 5 minutes, then drive for 15 minutes).
Fuck the law.

[soup]

Why ?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Because Mr law abiding citizen has to drive for 4 hours.
I drive for 3 hours and get a 1 hour rest for eating sandwiches, taking a nap etc.
And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not getting fined.

Oh and driving at 60mph is boring, tedious, sleep inducing, and therefore dangerous.

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[AnthonyL]

Why bother with the layby - just stop in the road.

>Fuck the law.


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AnthonyL

[Nick]

On 04/09/2017 09:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Sep 2017 09:13:43 +0100, soup <cheeses...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On 04/09/2017 01:04, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> 60mph limit, SPECS cameras all the way along the road.
>>> But there's laybys....
>>> Stop in a layby, then you can drive faster for the rest of that
>>> camera gap.
>>> Easy calculation, you want to drive 4/3 of the speed (eg. 80mph in a
>>> 60mph limit).
>>> You must therefore drive for 3/4 (flip the fraction over) of the time
>>> (eg stop for 5 minutes, then drive for 15 minutes).
>>
>> Why ?
>
> Because Mr law abiding citizen has to drive for 4 hours.
> I drive for 3 hours and get a 1 hour rest for eating sandwiches, taking
> a nap etc.

Yebut, the AIUI the averaging is done at least every 10km. So at 60 mph
that means stopping at least every 6 minutes. So at best that is 4
minutes at 90 mph with a 2 minute rest.

I suppose that is long enough for a wank if you are quick about it.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Sounds good to me. I get to drive fast.

> I suppose that is long enough for a wank if you are quick about it.

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[Colonel Edmund J. Burke]

Speed cameras? LOL

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Whassofunny?

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[bm]

"James Wilkinson Sword" <imv...@somewear.com> wrote in message
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Prick.

[Peter Keller]

I would rather fuck something else.

[AnthonyL]

[James Wilkinson Sword]

No point in holding up others.

>> Fuck the law.
>
>


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[Nick Finnigan]

On 04/09/2017 09:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> On Mon, 04 Sep 2017 09:13:43 +0100, soup <cheeses...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 04/09/2017 01:04, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> 60mph limit, SPECS cameras all the way along the road.
>>> But there's laybys....
>>> Stop in a layby, then you can drive faster for the rest of that camera gap.
>>> Easy calculation, you want to drive 4/3 of the speed (eg. 80mph in a
>>> 60mph limit).
>>> You must therefore drive for 3/4 (flip the fraction over) of the time
>>> (eg stop for 5 minutes, then drive for 15 minutes).
>>
>> Why ?
>
> Because Mr law abiding citizen has to drive for 4 hours.
> I drive for 3 hours and get a 1 hour rest for eating sandwiches, taking a
> nap etc.
> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not
> getting fined.

So that's working for you then, being clever ?

>
> Oh and driving at 60mph is boring, tedious, sleep inducing, and therefore
> dangerous.

What is this 240 mile stretch of road with specs and no HGVs ?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 10:15:53 +0100, Nick Finnigan <N...@genie.co.uk> wrote:

> On 04/09/2017 09:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Mon, 04 Sep 2017 09:13:43 +0100, soup <cheeses...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 04/09/2017 01:04, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> 60mph limit, SPECS cameras all the way along the road.
>>>> But there's laybys....
>>>> Stop in a layby, then you can drive faster for the rest of that camera gap.
>>>> Easy calculation, you want to drive 4/3 of the speed (eg. 80mph in a
>>>> 60mph limit).
>>>> You must therefore drive for 3/4 (flip the fraction over) of the time
>>>> (eg stop for 5 minutes, then drive for 15 minutes).
>>>
>>> Why ?
>>
>> Because Mr law abiding citizen has to drive for 4 hours.
>> I drive for 3 hours and get a 1 hour rest for eating sandwiches, taking a
>> nap etc.
>> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not
>> getting fined.
>
> So that's working for you then, being clever ?

Yes.

>> Oh and driving at 60mph is boring, tedious, sleep inducing, and therefore
>> dangerous.
>
> What is this 240 mile stretch of road with specs and no HGVs ?

The numbers were just examples.

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[Simon Jester]

On Monday, September 4, 2017 at 9:47:13 AM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not getting fined.
>

You never told us drove so many cars in so many countries,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xitW2QnZOVQ

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Countless examples of slow people causing dangerous obstructions.

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[Simon Jester]

On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 6:43:57 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:31:09 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Monday, September 4, 2017 at 9:47:13 AM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >
> >> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not getting fined.
> >>
> >
> > You never told us drove so many cars in so many countries,
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xitW2QnZOVQ
>
> Countless examples of slow people causing dangerous obstructions.
>
>

You can't count to 35?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Did you really think I'd watch the entire video?

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[Simon Jester]

On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 7:52:25 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:37:59 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 6:43:57 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:31:09 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Monday, September 4, 2017 at 9:47:13 AM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not getting fined.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > You never told us drove so many cars in so many countries,
> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xitW2QnZOVQ
> >>
> >> Countless examples of slow people causing dangerous obstructions.
> >>
> >>
> > You can't count to 35?
>
> Did you really think I'd watch the entire video?
>

How many clips did you watch before they became 'countless' to you?
The video title clearly states 35, an number beyond your comprehension.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

4, and I saw there was a lot of time left to play.

> The video title clearly states 35, an number beyond your comprehension.

Why would I look at the title?

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Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.

[Nick Finnigan]

What is the longest stretch of single carriageway between paired SPECs
camera that you have observed ?

[Simon Jester]

On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 8:46:26 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:57:39 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 7:52:25 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:37:59 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 6:43:57 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:31:09 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Monday, September 4, 2017 at 9:47:13 AM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not getting fined.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You never told us drove so many cars in so many countries,
> >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xitW2QnZOVQ
> >> >>
> >> >> Countless examples of slow people causing dangerous obstructions.
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> > You can't count to 35?
> >>
> >> Did you really think I'd watch the entire video?
> >>
> >
> > How many clips did you watch before they became 'countless' to you?
>
> 4, and I saw there was a lot of time left to play.
>

So you can't count beyond 4. Even the Ubber Blubber Eskimos could count to 6.

> > The video title clearly states 35, an number beyond your comprehension.
>
> Why would I look at the title?

So you can't read.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

No, I just don't see the point in watching it all.

>> > The video title clearly states 35, an number beyond your comprehension.
>>
>> Why would I look at the title?
>
> So you can't read.

No, I don't see the point in reading it.

--
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper.
"Where were you last night?"
"I was at the library."
The robot slaps the son.
"Okay, I was at a friend's house," the son admits.
"Doing what?" asked the father.
"Watching a movie: Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
"Okay, it was porn!" cried the son.
Father yells "What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother.

[Simon Jester]

On Thursday, September 7, 2017 at 7:51:52 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Sep 2017 19:40:57 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 8:46:26 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:57:39 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 7:52:25 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 19:37:59 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > On Wednesday, September 6, 2017 at 6:43:57 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> >> >> On Wed, 06 Sep 2017 18:31:09 +0100, Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > On Monday, September 4, 2017 at 9:47:13 AM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> And I get the fun of overtaking everyone and making them wonder why I'm not getting fined.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > You never told us drove so many cars in so many countries,
> >> >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xitW2QnZOVQ
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Countless examples of slow people causing dangerous obstructions.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > You can't count to 35?
> >> >>
> >> >> Did you really think I'd watch the entire video?
> >> >
> >> > How many clips did you watch before they became 'countless' to you?
> >>
> >> 4, and I saw there was a lot of time left to play.
> >
> > So you can't count beyond 4. Even the Ubber Blubber Eskimos could count to 6.
>
> No, I just don't see the point in watching it all.
>
> >> > The video title clearly states 35, an number beyond your comprehension.
> >>
> >> Why would I look at the title?
> >
> > So you can't read.
>
> No, I don't see the point in reading it.
>

You're not an alcoholic you just like the taste, right?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Would you call everyone who eats chocolate a chocoholic? It's quite clear to everyone that you're a dimwitted OCD moron. You can't think for yourself, you just follow instructions like a computer program. You're like Simon Mason but worse.

--
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mum.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I didn't measure it, but it was quite a long way. They're further apart on non-motorways.

--
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

[Simon Jester]

I think I touched a nerve.
You can quit anytime you want, right?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

No, I showed you why your argument was wrong, and explained that you're a useless person. I'm waiting for your response.

--
Stupid laws, number 467: In America, it is illegal to put money in someone else's parking meter.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Prick

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Like I'd pay attention to someone who cleans his driveway with a toothbrush. Dunno why you bother, you've got a rather plain concrete one.

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[Peeler]

On Thu, 07 Sep 2017 22:36:36 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

>>> for yourself, you just follow instructions like a computer program. You're
>>> like Simon Mason but worse.
>>
>> Prick
>
> Like I'd pay attention to someone who cleans his driveway with a
> toothbrush. Dunno why you bother, you've got a rather plain concrete
> one.

Idiot!

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"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
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[Kerr-Mudd,John]

"Mr Pounder Esquire" <mrpounder@invalid..co.uk> wrote in
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[]
>
> Prick
>
>

Your wit is back on "sin-tell"ating form again I see.
Glad you've given up any pretence at rational though.
Or are you being forged by an even worse imitator? ITWSBT.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Is ITWSBT a more complicated form of LBTS?

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It's strange, isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and go "Aaaaaaagghhhh!!!!" and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

[Nick Finnigan]

Where was it ?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

The A9.

--
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

[Nick Finnigan]

There are supposed to be 5 to 7 km apart, so you get to spend 1 minute at
a time taking a nap.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

So you just stop and have a sandwich, then get to drive really fast. Sounds worth it to me.

--
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads.

[Peter Granger]

He had your number, didn’t he, Collins? And Mason’s. Where did he go?