cyclist rides into parked car

[MrCheerful]

http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

MrCheerful wrote:
> http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/

I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked car. But
..........
I also hope that the piece of shit on the bicycle is in real pain.

[caddys...@gmail.com]

75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder or merely assault with a deadly weapon.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Pillock.

[caddys...@gmail.com]

Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
And you think this is acceptable.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

So the cyclist overtook the parked car without looking behind him? When cycling, I always look over my shoulder before pulling out.

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[caddys...@gmail.com]

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 9:58:44 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, <caddys...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> >> caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
> >> > wrote:
> >> >> MrCheerful wrote:
> >> >>> http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/
> >> >>
> >> >> I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
> >> >> car. But ..........
> >> >> I also hope that the piece of shit on the bicycle is in real pain.
> >> >
> >> > 75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
> >> > The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
> >> > or merely assault with a deadly weapon.
> >>
> >> Pillock.
> >
> > Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
> > Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
> > And you think this is acceptable.
>
> So the cyclist overtook the parked car without looking behind him?

Did he?

> When cycling, I always look over my shoulder before pulling out.

Good for you, now is there some point you are failing to make?

[Tony Dragon]

On 20-Oct-16 9:52 PM, caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>> caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> wrote:
>>>> MrCheerful wrote:
>>>>> http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/
>>>>
>>>> I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
>>>> car. But ..........
>>>> I also hope that the piece of shit on the bicycle is in real pain.
>>>
>>> 75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
>>> The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
>>> or merely assault with a deadly weapon.
>>
>> Pillock.
>
> Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

Have the police charged the parked car driver with obstruction?

> Car driver pulls along side the cyclist, slows, moves left and gives the cyclist a choice between being run over by a moving car or crashing into a stationary car.
> And you think this is acceptable.
>

Please call the phone number given in the linked article, giving them
the information of what you observed.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

How else do you explain him colliding with it, then trying to blame someone else? A parked car cannot be held responsible. The only other thing in the collision was the cyclist.

>> When cycling, I always look over my shoulder before pulling out.
>
> Good for you, now is there some point you are failing to make?

That the cyclist got what he deserved.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, <caddys...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>> caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> > wrote:
>> >> MrCheerful wrote:
>> >>> http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/
>> >>
>> >> I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
>> >> car. But ..........
>> >> I also hope that the piece of shit on the bicycle is in real pain.
>> >
>> > 75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
>> > The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
>> > or merely assault with a deadly weapon.
>>
>> Pillock.
>
> Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.

What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?

[JNugent]

That is a cyclist's wet fantasy - and nothing more.

QUOTE:
Police are appealing for witnesses after a cyclist was in collision with
a parked car leaving him with serious injuries to his face.
The 50-year-old cyclist was travelling along Northern Parade, in
Portsmouth, on October 14, when he was passed by a Peugeot 206.
It was at this point that the cyclist was in collision with a parked
car, leaving him with extensive injuries to his face.
Officers would like to speak to the driver of the car, as they may have
information which may assist with the investigation into the exact
circumstances of the collision.
The collision happened sometime between 10.20pm and 11pm, close to the
Oakwood Road junction.
Anyone with information about the incident is asked to call 101, quoting
44160389169, or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
ENDQUOTE

So... er... where is the mention of your fantasy car?

[JNugent]

Where is your evidence for this moving car with a driver in it?

[caddys...@gmail.com]

On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 11:55:09 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:

> Where is your evidence for this moving car with a driver in it?

'when he was passed by a Peugeot 206'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_206

Perhaps it was a self-drive homing Peugeot on it's way to pick up it's master.

[Peter Keller]

Thanks greatly for the compliment, especially coming from the likes of you.
Now please vomit to me the further honour of being full of houseflies,
cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and
intestinal parasites.
And I shall sit on your face and crap then forcibly into your mouth.

[JNugent]

See:

"It was at this point that the cyclist was in collision with a parked
car, leaving him with extensive injuries to his face".

That evidence is there for this, other than the cyclist himself?

It is reported as though it were an incontrovertible fact, but where
there any independent witnesses?

OTOH, the cyclist, like every other road-user, will have been passed by
many cars over a lifetime. How many of their drivers were to blame for
this incident?

[JNugent]

On 21/10/2016 08:11, Phil Lee wrote:
> caddys...@gmail.com considered Thu, 20 Oct 2016 13:52:16 -0700

> The driver of the overtaking car clearly needs to be dragged behind it
> until he has learned his lesson.
> On coarse chip and seal surface dressing.

Oh, good.

M'Lud lee is back and honouring us with a few of his learned opinions
and leading cases.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:14:37 +0100, Phil Lee <ph...@lee-family.me.uk> wrote:

> "James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> considered Thu, 20 Oct

> 2016 23:48:57 +0100 the perfect time to write:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, <caddys...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>> caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>> > On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> > wrote:
>>>> >> MrCheerful wrote:
>>>> >>> http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
>>>> >> car. But ..........
>>>> >> I also hope that the piece of shit on the bicycle is in real pain.
>>>> >
>>>> > 75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
>>>> > The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
>>>> > or merely assault with a deadly weapon.
>>>>
>>>> Pillock.
>>>
>>> Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
>>
>> What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?
>

> Get out of the cycling group until you can understand concepts so
> basic to cycling that all of my kids have been able to demonstrate
> them while still in primary school.

Funny how I can cycle without all those silly words. You don't need any knowledge above that of driving a car.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:11:58 +0100, Phil Lee <ph...@lee-family.me.uk> wrote:

> caddys...@gmail.com considered Thu, 20 Oct 2016 13:52:16 -0700

> The driver of the overtaking car clearly needs to be dragged behind it
> until he has learned his lesson.
> On coarse chip and seal surface dressing.

Assaulting a motorist will find you dead one day. They have cars that can end your life pretty quickly.

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Tell us in no more than ten words just what it feels like to be hated by
drivers and pedestrians.

[caddys...@gmail.com]

'B-E-A-utiful'

[caddys...@gmail.com]

On Friday, October 21, 2016 at 3:26:48 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
> On 21/10/2016 06:08, caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 11:55:09 PM UTC+1, JNugent wrote:
>
> >> Where is your evidence for this moving car with a driver in it?
>
> > 'when he was passed by a Peugeot 206'
>
> > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_206
>
> > Perhaps it was a self-drive homing Peugeot on it's way to pick up it's master.
>
> See:
>
> "It was at this point that the cyclist was in collision with a parked
> car, leaving him with extensive injuries to his face".
>
> That evidence is there for this, other than the cyclist himself?
>

Unless the reporter made the whole thing up.
Is there any evidence he didn't?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Are you describing Mr Pounder's question as beautiful?
Are you having difficulty spelling beautiful?
Or are you stating how the cyclists perceive the views of the buttocks of the cyclist in front?

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[caddys...@gmail.com]

None of the above.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Then what?

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[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Seems that I asked for too much from this bellend.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Stop thinking about cyclists' erections.

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[caddys...@gmail.com]

Do your own research.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Why do you want me to research you? You aren't kinky enough for that.

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[JNugent]

Can't parse that.

Any idea what you mean by it?

[Peter Keller]

Lovely.

[Peter Keller]

On 22.10.2016 09:18, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> from this bellend.

Thanks greatly for the compliment vomited out by you. Especially by you.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a bell end by you.
Especially by you.
And I have no fucking interest in looking good in your eyes.
After all I ride a fucking bicycle.
And we all know what you think of bicyclists.
And because it is you who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

[Bod]

On 23/10/2016 17:41, Phil Lee wrote:
> "James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> considered Fri, 21 Oct

> 2016 16:08:46 +0100 the perfect time to write:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Oct 2016 08:14:37 +0100, Phil Lee <ph...@lee-family.me.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> "James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> considered Thu, 20 Oct
>>> 2016 23:48:57 +0100 the perfect time to write:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:52:16 +0100, <caddys...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:43:32 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>>>> caddys...@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>> On Thursday, October 20, 2016 at 8:08:39 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> MrCheerful wrote:
>>>>>>>>> http://uknip.co.uk/2016/10/cyclist-left-with-serious-facial-injuries-following-collision-in-portsmouth/
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I hope that he was insured for the damage he caused to the parked
>>>>>>>> car. But ..........
>>>>>>>> I also hope that the piece of shit on the bicycle is in real pain.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 75% of car drivers are insured so that should not be a problem.
>>>>>>> The question is has the car driver been charged with attempted murder
>>>>>>> or merely assault with a deadly weapon.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pillock.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cyclist moves from secondary to primary to pass a parked car obstructing the Queen's Highway.
>>>>
>>>> What is "secondary" and "primary"? Please speak in the Queen's English. Do you mean he changed gear or what?
>>>
>>> Get out of the cycling group until you can understand concepts so
>>> basic to cycling that all of my kids have been able to demonstrate
>>> them while still in primary school.
>>
>> Funny how I can cycle without all those silly words. You don't need any knowledge above that of driving a car.
>

> So you acknowledge that you still have a long way to go, as you
> repeatedly demonstrate your inability to reach even the minimum
> standards necessary to legally operate a motor vehicle.
>
I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 23 October 2016 18:41:48 UTC+1, Bod wrote:

> >
> I haven't a clue what primary and secondary means either.

https://www.britishcycling.org.uk/knowledge/skills/article/izn20130830-Effective-traffic-riding-part-1-0

[Bod]

Thanks, but I've just used my common sense for 60 years of cycling with
no problems *at all*.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Phil is some weird geek who probably took a cycling proficiency test. Most people just get on the bike and pedal.

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[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 23 Oct 2016 17:50:23 +0100, Phil Lee <ph...@lee-family.me.uk> wrote:

> "Mr Pounder Esquire" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> considered Fri,

> On that subject (probably a first and only one), it is clear that we
> can bow to your superior knowledge.

I think everyone knows....

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