Scum cyclists gets punched

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Aug 24, 2016, 4:13:53 PM8/24/16

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Most likely this wanker was riding all over the road.
Seems that just about everybody hates cyclists.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/14700876.Teenage_cyclist_assaulted_by_men_who_jumped_out_of_taxi_and_punched_him_in_face/

James Wilkinson

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Aug 24, 2016, 6:14:49 PM8/24/16

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They don't bother me if they wear normal clothes, don't use flashing lights especially during the day, don't wear hivis or safety helmets, and don't expect to have the width of a car incase they wobble. The ones that look like they're in the Tour de France piss me off.

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JNugent

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Aug 24, 2016, 6:32:55 PM8/24/16

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Dear me - he managed to get up the noses of *passengers* in a taxi?

James Wilkinson

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Aug 24, 2016, 7:37:59 PM8/24/16

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Maybe they were in a hurry to get home and the taxi was held up by the inferior "road vehicle"?

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JNugent

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Aug 24, 2016, 7:46:59 PM8/24/16

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On 25/08/2016 00:37, James Wilkinson wrote:
> On Wed, 24 Aug 2016 23:32:29 +0100, JNugent <jenni...@fastmail.fm>
> wrote:
>
>> On 24/08/2016 21:13, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>
>>> Most likely this wanker was riding all over the road.
>>> Seems that just about everybody hates cyclists.
>>>
>>> http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/14700876.Teenage_cyclist_assaulted_by_men_who_jumped_out_of_taxi_and_punched_him_in_face/
>>>
>>
>> Dear me - he managed to get up the noses of *passengers* in a taxi?
>
> Maybe they were in a hurry to get home and the taxi was held up by the
> inferior "road vehicle"?

Unlikely, I'd have said.

More likely to have been some personal needle over a specific incident
which happened on the road.

That's assuming that they didn't recognise him as someone they already
owed a spanking and just decided to get on with it.

Alycidon

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Aug 25, 2016, 12:28:05 AM8/25/16

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On Thursday, 25 August 2016 00:37:59 UTC+1, James Wilkinson wrote:

>
> Maybe they were in a hurry to get home and the taxi was held up by the inferior "road vehicle"?

Chill out.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqrZdedWgAA8RVf.jpg

Bod

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Aug 25, 2016, 1:02:58 AM8/25/16

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Indeed.

Peter Keller

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Aug 25, 2016, 4:56:44 AM8/25/16

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On 25.08.2016 08:13, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Seems that just about everybody hates cyclists.

I feel absolutely honoured to be hated by you.
After all I ride a bicycle, a very convenient delightful economical
viable means of transport, and we all know that you think bicyclists are
the fuckwitted pits of humanity.
I really feel complimented by that, because you said it.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a twat by you.
Especially by you.
And I have no fucking interest in looking good in your eyes.
After all I ride a fucking bicycle.
And we all know what you think of bicyclists.
And because it is you who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Peter Keller

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Aug 25, 2016, 5:07:38 AM8/25/16

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On 25.08.2016 11:37, James Wilkinson wrote:
> by the inferior "road vehicle"?

I feel absolutely honoured to be called a fuckwit by you.
After all I ride a bicycle, what you call an inferior road vehicle and

we all know what you think of bicyclists.

I really feel complimented by that, because you said it.

We all know that you think bicyclists are the fuckwitted pits of humanity.

I really feel complimented by that, because you said it.

James Wilkinson

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Aug 25, 2016, 3:06:52 PM8/25/16

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And miss out on the fun of overtaking?

And the claim in that photo is bollocks. It of course requires you to know how long you'll be stuck behind it for. I've been behind one for anything from 10 seconds to 5 minutes.

Also, people hate red lights, why do you think they run them? Saying one bad thing is no worse than another bad thing is fucking silly. You might aswell say, "Why do people get upset about getting punched on the nose? It's only as bad as falling off your bike."

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Aug 25, 2016, 4:16:43 PM8/25/16

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They mighta just punched him [in his buck teeth] cuz he's a limey.
Consider that.