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Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 11, 2017, 11:34:22 AM10/11/17
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A MOTHER has raised concerns after finding a knife holstered to a bike in a
street where her children were playing.

Pictures show the six-inch blade which had been attached to the underside of
the BMX's handlebars.

http://www.thisislancashire.co.uk/news/15586176.Mother_finds_knife__holstered__on_bike_near_playing_children/#comments-anchor

Probably Another drug dealing lump of shit cyclist.


Bod

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Oct 11, 2017, 12:06:30 PM10/11/17
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About the same length as the weapon you carry with you in your pocket.

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Bod

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 11, 2017, 12:21:29 PM10/11/17
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How very very predictable. Cheap common response from a cheap common
cyclist.
I carry the chisel for one reason, in case I'm attacked by thugs riding
bicycles on the footpath.
Tell us why a cyclist should hide a knife on his bicycle.
Of course, if the bicycle had registration plates the owner would be
traceable.


swldx...@gmail.com

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Oct 11, 2017, 2:03:10 PM10/11/17
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PHucker and me both have a 7'' weapon!

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 11, 2017, 2:21:50 PM10/11/17
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PHucker once told me that he had a 9" wanger, but you know all about the
shit and lies that he posts.
I myself actually do have a 9" wanger, dunno about your wanger and don't
really want to know.
How are you getting on with your new job, Mr Mason?


Simon Jester

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Oct 11, 2017, 2:32:06 PM10/11/17
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"decided to take it to her house"
"I just took it"

Clear case of theft, why is she not in prison?

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 11, 2017, 2:36:42 PM10/11/17
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Bait not taken.
You really a prick.


Simon Jester

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Oct 11, 2017, 2:50:19 PM10/11/17
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The knife did not belong to her and she handed over to a third party.
Dishonest appropriation with intent to permanently deprive, i.e theft.

> You really a prick.

Ingliss spoke hear.



James Wilkinson Sword

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Oct 11, 2017, 3:25:28 PM10/11/17
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I have never told anybody I have a 9" wanger. I have always said it's 7", and made comment about certain websites which say the average is 5 or 6 or some such pathetic size.

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The husband replied, "You should've known how stupid I was the minute I asked you to marry me!"

James Wilkinson Sword

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Oct 11, 2017, 3:25:53 PM10/11/17
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What's the difference between yours and the cyclists? Perhaps his was for defence too?

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You can't polish a turd, but it's funny as fuck watching someone try.

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 11, 2017, 3:27:01 PM10/11/17
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Yoda.
You really are a prick.


Simon Jester

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Oct 11, 2017, 3:39:39 PM10/11/17
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On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 5:21:29 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

> I carry the chisel for one reason, in case I'm attacked by thugs riding
> bicycles on the footpath.
> Tell us why a cyclist should hide a knife on his bicycle.


Because cycling on a public footpath is not illegal and he may need to defend himself against sad lonely old men carrying chisels?



Simon Jester

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Oct 11, 2017, 3:44:36 PM10/11/17
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Why are you calling Yoda a prick?

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 11, 2017, 4:00:06 PM10/11/17
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You told me and Bod that you have a 9" wanger.
I remember things. You have admitted that your memory is shit.
I remember a lot of things. Best you stfu.


James Wilkinson Sword

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Oct 11, 2017, 4:08:50 PM10/11/17
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I have never said such a thing. Stop revealing your innermost desires about me.

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Peeler

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Oct 11, 2017, 5:07:04 PM10/11/17
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On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 20:25:25 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:


>> PHucker once told me that he had a 9" wanger, but you know all about the
>> shit and lies that he posts.
>> I myself actually do have a 9" wanger, dunno about your wanger and don't
>> really want to know.
>> How are you getting on with your new job, Mr Mason?
>
> I have never told anybody I have a 9" wanger. I have always said it's
> 7", and made comment about certain websites which say the average is 5 or
> 6 or some such pathetic size.

You make up all kinds of numbers and things all the time, filthy sociopath!

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Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL) about his "IQs":
"I'm 135 actually, done several tests. The average over the world is 100,
which is pretty damn thick."
MID: <op.yz8h0...@red.lan>

"I have an IQ of 140".
"I am seldom wrong".
(Courtesy of Mr Pounder)

Peeler

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Oct 11, 2017, 5:07:34 PM10/11/17
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On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 21:08:48 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

>> You told me and Bod that you have a 9" wanger. I remember things. You
>> have admitted that your memory is shit. I remember a lot of things. Best
>> you stfu.
>
> I have never said such a thing. Stop revealing your innermost desires about me.

People who know how SICK you are, will rather believe him than you,
Birdbrain!

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Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
MID: <VLCdnYC5HK1Z4S3F...@giganews.com>

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Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
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Peter Keller

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Oct 12, 2017, 5:27:13 AM10/12/17
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And it is OK to carry a sharpened battle-axe dripping with gore and bile
and venom in your back pocket?

Peter Keller

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Oct 12, 2017, 5:32:15 AM10/12/17
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Sure.
If this one encounters MR Pounder while riding on the footpath he would
no doubt stop or veer to the side to avoid the pedestrian.
Now he is a sitting duck for MR Pounder to pull out his sharpened
battleaxe dripping with his bile, snot and slime and venom and take a
good murderous swipe.

swldx...@gmail.com

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Oct 12, 2017, 1:19:42 PM10/12/17
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On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 7:21:50 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

> > PHucker and me both have a 7'' weapon!
>
> PHucker once told me that he had a 9" wanger, but you know all about the
> shit and lies that he posts.
> I myself actually do have a 9" wanger, dunno about your wanger and don't
> really want to know.
> How are you getting on with your new job, Mr Mason?

I have been offered several £18000 lab jobs, but since I get £17000 pa for doing SFA,I am 100% retired now!


I am downsizing instead :-)

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Oct 12, 2017, 2:19:53 PM10/12/17
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Keep busy doing "things".


swldx...@gmail.com

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Oct 12, 2017, 5:50:48 PM10/12/17
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Avoiding very ANGRY drivers still in the rat race is SO much more fun instead of working anyway. :-)

Judith

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Oct 20, 2017, 4:30:17 AM10/20/17
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On Wed, 11 Oct 2017 12:39:38 -0700 (PDT), Simon Jester <sj81...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Wednesday, October 11, 2017 at 5:21:29 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>
>> I carry the chisel for one reason, in case I'm attacked by thugs riding
>> bicycles on the footpath.
>> Tell us why a cyclist should hide a knife on his bicycle.
>
>
>Because cycling on a public footpath is not illegal
>

Most odd: please can you explain why section 72 of the Highways Act provides

"Penalty on persons committing nuisances by riding on footpaths, &c."

Surprised they do that - if its not illegal.

Unless you are just not bright of course.

Jester: A fool or buffoon
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