Typical cyclist scum

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Thief:
Unemployed:
Skint:
Drug addict:

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218

[James Wilkinson Sword]

ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?

And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum that means he can't afford a car.

--
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A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a false sense of security when you're actually being screwed.

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:19:09 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
> > Thief:
> > Unemployed:
> > Skint:
> > Drug addict:
> >
> > http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>
> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>
> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum that means he can't afford a car.
>

http://www.italiaspeed.com/2006/cars/alfa_romeo/11/ti/102.jpg

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Are you buying that?

--
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - The fear of long words.

[Alycidon]

I bought mine in 2009 and it will get a new £2000 subframe next month.
Engine is superb.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> Thief:
>> Unemployed:
>> Skint:
>> Drug addict:
>>
>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>
> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?

I forgot:
Liar:

>

And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
> that means he can't afford a car.

Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for this)
skint, a liar, a thief and a drug addict makes him a typical scum cyclist.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

One could expect this in a scum council house, but not in your mansion.
Pikey cyclist scum.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

[MrCheerful]

He could not afford to pay the prescription charge, yet was willing to
steal to raise even more than the cost of a prescription to buy Heroin.
Scum really is the way to describe people like him. I hope his escape
vehicle was crushed.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>> Thief:
>>> Unemployed:
>>> Skint:
>>> Drug addict:
>>>
>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>
>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
>> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>
> I forgot:
> Liar:
>>
>
> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>> that means he can't afford a car.
>
> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for this)

The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.

> skint, a liar, a thief and a drug addict makes him a typical scum cyclist.

--
Peter is listening to "DJ Felli Fel - Feel it"

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Why do people want to see cars and bikes crushed that belonged to thieves? What's wrong with selling them at a police auction? Crushing a vehicle is a fucking stupid waste, and the police should get heavy fines from environmental groups.

--
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> Thief:
>>>> Unemployed:
>>>> Skint:
>>>> Drug addict:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>>
>>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
>>> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>>
>> I forgot:
>> Liar:
>>>
>>
>> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>>> that means he can't afford a car.
>>
>> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for
>> this)
>
> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.

If you want free money you should be there early to collect your free money.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

All I can see wrong there is a double socket which is plastic instead of brass. And the wire to it isn't perpendicular, which should drive an OCD person crazy.

--
CO2 emissions aren't a problem. CO2 is supposed to be there. It feeds plants for fucks sake! If greenies want plants to be healthy, we need MORE CO2! They pump CO2 into greenhouses to make plants grow better!

[James Wilkinson Sword]

So when it's only 7 years old, you wrecked the subframe? How?

--
Landing: A controlled mid-air collision with a planet.

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:15:01 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> >
> > I bought mine in 2009 and it will get a new £2000 subframe next month.
> > Engine is superb.
>
> So when it's only 7 years old, you wrecked the subframe? How?

There was a bad batch of botched paint job on 07 plates - lots are failing MOTs around now.

http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/comment/2015-10/five-grand-friday-alfa-romeo-brera/

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

He will just steal another one if it is crushed. That is what cyclists do.
A few years ago I went to a funeral. The "black sheep of the family" was not
invited. Not my family or Mrs Pounder's family.
Then the unemployable cyclist "black sheep" drugged up thing stole a bicycle
to go to the funeral.
After the event he turned up at the pub, was bought a pint of beer and then
started to shout his mouth off and wave his arms around.
Very scum cyclist behaviour.
I wanted to punch the piece of cyclist shit.
I walked out.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:35:32 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> Alycidon wrote:
>>> On Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:19:09 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Thief:
>>>>> Unemployed:
>>>>> Skint:
>>>>> Drug addict:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>>>
>>>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave
>>>> their handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>>>>
>>>> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>>>> that means he can't afford a car.
>>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.italiaspeed.com/2006/cars/alfa_romeo/11/ti/102.jpg
>>
>>
>> One could expect this in a scum council house, but not in your
>> mansion. Pikey cyclist scum.
>>
>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>
> All I can see wrong there is a double socket which is plastic instead
> of brass. And the wire to it isn't perpendicular, which should drive
> an OCD person crazy.

Brass? WTF has a brass socket got to do with anything?
Look closer.
Bicycle in a kitchen with dog shit/road shit, spewed up curry and piss on
the wheels.
No kick boards.
Rubbish bin wide open.
Stinking cat.
Lead to wall wart.
Stuff all over the worktop.
Would you be proud to put this photo on the Internet?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

They look nicer. Are yours plastic then?

> Look closer.
> Bicycle in a kitchen with dog shit/road shit, spewed up curry and piss on
> the wheels.

Unless he eats off the floor, why does that matter? The same will be present on the soles of your shoes.

> No kick boards.

Didn't notice that, maybe he stores something under there?

> Rubbish bin wide open.

More convenient. I don't close mine either.

> Stinking cat.

They smell far less than dogs.

> Lead to wall wart.

What?

> Stuff all over the worktop.

So?

> Would you be proud to put this photo on the Internet?

It wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

--
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "dam".

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Alfas are unreliable pieces of shit, that's why.

--
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 19:14:07 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> Thief:
>>>>> Unemployed:
>>>>> Skint:
>>>>> Drug addict:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>>>
>>>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
>>>> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>>>
>>> I forgot:
>>> Liar:
>>>>
>>>
>>> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>>>> that means he can't afford a car.
>>>
>>> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for
>>> this)
>>
>> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.
>
> If you want free money you should be there early to collect your free money.

The people that work there are Simons, everything must be precise.

--
Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

An appointment for free money is an appointment for free money.
Just what part of this do you object to?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Of course they are. Brass ffs!

>
>> Look closer.
>> Bicycle in a kitchen with dog shit/road shit, spewed up curry and
>> piss on the wheels.
>
> Unless he eats off the floor, why does that matter? The same will be
> present on the soles of your shoes.

I take my walking shoes off when I get home.

>
>> No kick boards.
>
> Didn't notice that, maybe he stores something under there?

No.

>> Rubbish bin wide open.
>
> More convenient. I don't close mine either.

As expected.

>> Stinking cat.
>
> They smell far less than dogs.

No. Cats stink.

>> Lead to wall wart.
>
> What?

Look closer.

>
>> Stuff all over the worktop.
>
> So?

Pikey.

>
>> Would you be proud to put this photo on the Internet?
>
> It wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

That is because you are a pikey who knows no better.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Plastic is cheap shit you get in council houses. Better class folk have brass or chrome.

>>> Look closer.
>>> Bicycle in a kitchen with dog shit/road shit, spewed up curry and
>>> piss on the wheels.
>>
>> Unless he eats off the floor, why does that matter? The same will be
>> present on the soles of your shoes.
>
> I take my walking shoes off when I get home.

Snob.

>>> No kick boards.
>>
>> Didn't notice that, maybe he stores something under there?
>
> No.

How do you know? I can see something under there actually.

>>> Rubbish bin wide open.
>>
>> More convenient. I don't close mine either.
>
> As expected.

I don't have smelly rubbish, it's only got stuff like crisp packets in it. Things that would smell like food containers are rinsed and put in the recycling anyway.

>>> Stinking cat.
>>
>> They smell far less than dogs.
>
> No. Cats stink.

No, the shit is in George's garden.

>>> Lead to wall wart.
>>
>> What?
>
> Look closer.

A wall wart is a power supply, I cannot see one.

>>> Stuff all over the worktop.
>>
>> So?
>
> Pikey.

OCD weirdo. You should get along well with Simon.

--
If you wipe your ass with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, you may be a Muslim.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

That they make any excuse not to give you it.

--
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand? "
The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

[JNugent]

> I bought mine in 2009 and it will get a new £2000 subframe next month. 44-

Rusted away to grotbox standards already, eh?

Unusual these days.

> Engine is superb.

That is exactly what every owner of a 4-yr-old BMC 1100 used to claim.

[JNugent]

H2O.
>

[JNugent]

On 09/10/2016 21:14, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 19:21:46 +0100, Alycidon <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:15:01 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>
>>> >
>>> > I bought mine in 2009 and it will get a new £2000 subframe next month.
>>> > Engine is superb.
>>>
>>> So when it's only 7 years old, you wrecked the subframe? How?
>>
>> There was a bad batch of botched paint job on 07 plates - lots are
>> failing MOTs around now.
>>
>> http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/comment/2015-10/five-grand-friday-alfa-romeo-brera/
>>
>
> Alfas are unreliable pieces of shit, that's why.

They are made - just as Spanish villas are built - for a Mediterranaen
climate.

Humberside doesn't cut it.
>

[James Wilkinson Sword]

It's Italian.

--
Man who walk through turnstyle sideways going to bangkok!

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous, what's he doing with it? Did he steal it from BP?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I once had a Renault that died when I took it to France, it overheated in their hotter weather.

--
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

[JNugent]

More to the point, it's Italian in northern England.

Not a good combination.
>

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Eh lad?

--
I used to not get along with my mother-in-law, but over the last few
months, I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her
head, and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut.

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:14:52 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 19:21:46 +0100, Alycidon <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:15:01 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> > I bought mine in 2009 and it will get a new £2000 subframe next month.
> >> > Engine is superb.
> >>
> >> So when it's only 7 years old, you wrecked the subframe? How?
> >
> > There was a bad batch of botched paint job on 07 plates - lots are failing MOTs around now.
> >
> > http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/comment/2015-10/five-grand-friday-alfa-romeo-brera/
>
> Alfas are unreliable pieces of shit, that's why.
>

It is good that you think that as it means it depreciates like mad making it cheaper to buy 2nd hand.

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:35:13 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

>
> It's Italian.

Engine block is GM Opel - the rest is Italian.

[Peter Keller]

On 10.10.2016 04:13, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Thief:
> Unemployed:
> Skint:
> Drug addict:
>
> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>
>

Thanks for the great compliments emanating from you.
It really is a very great compliment to be called scum by you.
Especially by you.
And I have no fucking interest in looking good in your eyes.
After all I ride a fucking bicycle.
And we all know what you think of bicyclists.
And because it is you who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

[Peter Keller]

On 10.10.2016 05:19, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> it's being scum that means he can't afford a car.

If that meakes me scum so be it. That is a really great compliment
coming from you.
Now please ejaculate to me the further honour from you, especially from
you, of thick-headed trog.

[Peter Keller]

On 10.10.2016 06:35, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Pikey cyclist scum.

Thanks for the compliment.
Now please ejaculate to me from you the further honour of Satan's spawn.

[Peter Keller]

Yes. Just for you.

[Peter Keller]

On 10.10.2016 06:30, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> skint, a liar, a thief and a drug addict makes him a typical scum cyclist.

Thanks greatly for the compliments vomited towards me from you.
Now please spew out to me the further honour of being evil beyond
comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a scum by you.

[JNugent]

On 09/10/2016 19:09, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> Thief:
>>>> Unemployed:
>>>> Skint:
>>>> Drug addict:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>>>
>>>
>>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
>>> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>>

>> I forgot:
>> Liar:

>>>
>>
>> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>>> that means he can't afford a car.
>>

>> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for this)
>
> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.

If you are going to collect a cheque for a week's income for nothing, on
the straightforward and simple proviso that you must not be late, don't
be late.

You know it makes sense.

Plan to be early and absorb any delays into your padded schedule.

[JNugent]

On 09/10/2016 19:14, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> Thief:
>>>>> Unemployed:
>>>>> Skint:
>>>>> Drug addict:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>>>
>>>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
>>>> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>>>
>>> I forgot:
>>> Liar:
>>>>
>>>
>>> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>>>> that means he can't afford a car.
>>>
>>> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for
>>> this)
>>
>> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.
>

> If you want free money you should be there early to collect your free money.

Especially if it's the rule.

It isn't much to ask, is it?

[JNugent]

On 09/10/2016 19:14, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:35:32 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>> Alycidon wrote:

>>> On Sunday, 9 October 2016 17:19:09 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword

>>> wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 16:13:56 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Thief:
>>>>> Unemployed:
>>>>> Skint:
>>>>> Drug addict:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/our-region/blackpool/police-officer-pounced-on-thief-who-stole-from-car-1-8171218
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ROFL! "The window was already broken". How many people leave their
>>>> handbag lying in a car with a smashed window?
>>>>

>>>> And it's not being a cyclist that makes him scum, it's being scum
>>>> that means he can't afford a car.
>>>>
>>>

>>> http://www.italiaspeed.com/2006/cars/alfa_romeo/11/ti/102.jpg
>>
>>
>> One could expect this in a scum council house, but not in your mansion.
>> Pikey cyclist scum.
>>
>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>
> All I can see wrong there is a double socket which is plastic instead of
> brass. And the wire to it isn't perpendicular, which should drive an
> OCD person crazy.

<Groan>

Not again...
>

[JNugent]

Don't give them an excuse, then.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

People make mistakes, buses are late, etc.

--
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet -- Napoleon Bonaparte

[James Wilkinson Sword]

It's not a rule it's an excuse. I don't ever remember being denied a paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for arriving at work late on occasion.

--
Baby robins eat 14 feet of worms a day.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Whassamatter?

--
When they found out their wives were attending a sex-toy party,
the husbands refused to go and pick them up,
and instead left them to their own devices.

[JNugent]

On 10/10/2016 19:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Mon, 10 Oct 2016 18:13:53 +0100, JNugent <jenni...@fastmail.fm>
> wrote:
>
>> On 09/10/2016 19:14, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

[ ... ]

>>>>> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for
>>>>> this)

>>>> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.

>>> If you want free money you should be there early to collect your free
>>> money.

>> Especially if it's the rule.
>> It isn't much to ask, is it?

> It's not a rule it's an excuse.

It wouldn't be available as an excuse if it were not a rule.

It *is* a rule.

And it appears (from what you and some others say about your
circumstances) that it is a rule with which you need to come to terms.

> I don't ever remember being denied a
> paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for arriving
> at work late on occasion.

But you had (presumably) earned those.

[JNugent]

*Buses*?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Those big annoying things the poor folk use, which get in the way of my car.

--
Any woman can have the body of a 16-year-old ... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Mon, 10 Oct 2016 19:51:05 +0100, JNugent <jenni...@fastmail.fm> wrote:

> On 10/10/2016 19:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Mon, 10 Oct 2016 18:13:53 +0100, JNugent <jenni...@fastmail.fm>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 09/10/2016 19:14, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 18:30:59 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
> [ ... ]
>
>>>>>> Being unemployed, benefits suspended, (there will be a reason for
>>>>>> this)
>
>>>>> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.
>
>>>> If you want free money you should be there early to collect your free
>>>> money.
>
>>> Especially if it's the rule.
>>> It isn't much to ask, is it?
>
>> It's not a rule it's an excuse.
>
> It wouldn't be available as an excuse if it were not a rule.
>
> It *is* a rule.

Pedant.

> And it appears (from what you and some others say about your
> circumstances) that it is a rule with which you need to come to terms.

I do not claim benefits.

>> I don't ever remember being denied a
>> paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for arriving
>> at work late on occasion.
>
> But you had (presumably) earned those.

As have the unemployed by not being given a job by our fucked up government.

--
G.A.Y. - Got Aids Yet?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Oh! So you have stopped claiming tax credits have you?

>
>>> I don't ever remember being denied a
>>> paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for
>>> arriving at work late on occasion.
>>
>> But you had (presumably) earned those.
>
> As have the unemployed by not being given a job by our fucked up
> government.

A job is not "given".

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Stalker!

>>>> I don't ever remember being denied a
>>>> paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for
>>>> arriving at work late on occasion.
>>>
>>> But you had (presumably) earned those.
>>
>> As have the unemployed by not being given a job by our fucked up
>> government.
>
> A job is not "given".

Everybody could have a job if the government got its finger out of its arse.

--
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

[Bod]

Long vehicles with wheels and carry passengers. London red buses etc.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Nope. You told Us that you are claiming.

>
>>>>> I don't ever remember being denied a
>>>>> paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for
>>>>> arriving at work late on occasion.
>>>>
>>>> But you had (presumably) earned those.
>>>
>>> As have the unemployed by not being given a job by our fucked up
>>> government.
>>
>> A job is not "given".
>
> Everybody could have a job if the government got its finger out of
> its arse.

Says the man who ran away from the job with Sky support.
You Had a job!
FFS, 8 hours a day was too much for you.
You are a very weak man.

[JNugent]

Not exactly the vehicle you expect Hucker to be using or subject to its
(lack of) punctuality.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

You show interest in the silliest of things. And what do you mean "us"?

>>>>>> I don't ever remember being denied a
>>>>>> paycheque at work for not collecting it promptly. Or even for
>>>>>> arriving at work late on occasion.
>>>>>
>>>>> But you had (presumably) earned those.
>>>>
>>>> As have the unemployed by not being given a job by our fucked up
>>>> government.
>>>
>>> A job is not "given".
>>
>> Everybody could have a job if the government got its finger out of
>> its arse.
>
> Says the man who ran away from the job with Sky support.
> You Had a job!

It was a shit job. They take the piss out of their employees and their customers.

> FFS, 8 hours a day was too much for you.
> You are a very weak man.

I chose the better career.

--
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch Sir, it's a compass!"

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I never do. When did I say I did? Do keep up at the back [throws blackboard duster].

--
I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. -- Doug McLeod

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Menace on the roads, should be banned. Too big, too slow.

--
You wag your tail like your mother, you repugnant, hairball engorging, cat buggering, pseudo-human android spawn of a foul-smelling telephone solicitor!

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:15:12 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> >> The reason for that can be as simple as being 5 minutes late.
> >

> > If you want free money you should be there early to collect your free money.
>

> The people that work there are Simons, everything must be precise.

It won't hang straight because of this.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cuc1pgIXgAE6fdc.jpg

[Alycidon]

On Sunday, 9 October 2016 20:14:52 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 09 Oct 2016 19:21:46 +0100, Alycidon <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, 9 October 2016 19:15:01 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> > I bought mine in 2009 and it will get a new £2000 subframe next month.
> >> > Engine is superb.
> >>
> >> So when it's only 7 years old, you wrecked the subframe? How?
> >
> > There was a bad batch of botched paint job on 07 plates - lots are failing MOTs around now.
> >
> > http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/news/comment/2015-10/five-grand-friday-alfa-romeo-brera/
>
> Alfas are unreliable pieces of shit, that's why.

It is a timeless classic that beats BMWs and all other so called superior German technology for style and elegance.

Mine turns heads - they are as common as muck and don't get a mere glance.

[Kerr Mudd-John]

On Mon, 10 Oct 2016 21:48:47 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire

This is a cycling NG for chat about cycling, please keep your abuse on
topic. thank you.


--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug

[James Wilkinson Sword]

You're supposed to put the wire inside the wall, but it would be a bugger with those tiles, unless you can access it from the other side. And especially if you cannot get tiles to match if you break any.

--
Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is possible.
-- Claude Bissell

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I wasn't talking about style, I was talking about reliability. And I'd never buy a BMW as they're too tail happy. Rear wheel drive shite.

--
A woman storms into her boss's office with this complaint:
"All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment.
"Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination."

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Woops! Sent a blank page.
I would be ashamed to put a photo like that here. My garage has neater
wiring than that, even though I did it.
Simon's kitchen looks like something from a DHSS doss house.
Do all cyclists live in squalor?

[Alycidon]

On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:37:19 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
is a timeless classic that beats BMWs and all other so called superior German technology for style and elegance.
> >
> > Mine turns heads - they are as common as muck and don't get a mere glance.
>
> I wasn't talking about style, I was talking about reliability.

ALFAs are as reliable as any other premium saloon - 120000 miles and it is still reliable.

Once I have had the subframe done it will last me another 20 years especially as I am only using trains now.

Went to London yesterday, Manchester for my birthday, Penzance on 4NOV and a concert in Dusseldorf next month.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

How would you have fitted a socket there?

--
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
"You know what I want, don't you?"
"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole flipping bed by the looks of it!"

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I can't remember ever having to replace the subframe on any car. You have also previously given a big list of things you've replaced on your (previous?) Alfa, some of which were done several times!

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

We *Thought* about sockets and planned the sockets 8 years ago when the
house/ kitchen was modernised.
This was not very difficult as we are not cyclists. Simon is a cyclist.
Simon's wiring is a true pikey abortion. It seems that he is proud enough of
it to post a photo here.
You don't seem to think it looks too very bad, it looks very pikey as it is
very pikey. Very council estate scum.
But hang on!
Simon is dead rich! Shirley he can afford a new kitchen and nice wall
sockets?

[Alycidon]

On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:07:07 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Oct 2016 19:00:40 +0100, Alycidon <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:37:19 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> > is a timeless classic that beats BMWs and all other so called superior German technology for style and elegance.
> >> >
> >> > Mine turns heads - they are as common as muck and don't get a mere glance.
> >>
> >> I wasn't talking about style, I was talking about reliability.
> >
> > ALFAs are as reliable as any other premium saloon - 120000 miles and it is still reliable.
> >
> > Once I have had the subframe done it will last me another 20 years especially as I am only using trains now.
> >
> > Went to London yesterday, Manchester for my birthday, Penzance on 4NOV and a concert in Dusseldorf next month.
>
> I can't remember ever having to replace the subframe on any car. You have also previously given a big list of things you've replaced on your (previous?) Alfa, some of which were done several times!

Beemers go through alternators, clutches and steering pumps too.

[JNugent]

Absolutely not by trailing a loose piece of flex along a tiled wall as
its feed (irrespective of where the other end of the flex is fed).

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I would have fitted some kind of trunking, or drilled into the wall and accessed it form the other side, where presumably there are no tiles. I certainly wouldn't have taken tiles off just for a socket. Not everybody happens to want more sockets at the same time as redoing the kitchen.

--
Freeze mother stickers, this is a fuck up!

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I never said they were any good.

--
Chaos will reign over order - it's easier to implement.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Answer the question.

--
Why do people hit things when they don't work?
It worked with the slaves

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Yip, You would have fitted a bit of cheap plastic trucking or "drilled into
the wall and accessed it "form" the other side". That says it all.

"Not everybody happens to want more sockets at the same time as
> redoing the kitchen."

Of course they do. Simon obviously does.
We have loads more than the old kitchen, most are used a few are not.
How old is your kitchen?

[Alycidon]

On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:44:00 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

> Simon is dead rich! Shirley he can afford a new kitchen and nice wall
> sockets?

Me and our lass have discussed this. She wants to go on world cruises instead of wasting cash on kitchens and bathrooms. We can do that when we get state pension in 8 years.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Just how much did your silly bicycle cost you and your lass? Yer know, the
silly smelly thing in your kitchen.
Just how much is electrical safety worth to you and your lass?
Just how much is a nice home worth to you and your lass?
Fuck all by the look of your kitchen.

Mrs Pounder Esquire would have beaten the living daylights out of me if she
had to use a kitchen like yours.
You should be ashamed of yourself Mr Mason.
But, you are a cyclist.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Type, a common one actually.

> the other side". That says it all.

What does it say?

> "Not everybody happens to want more sockets at the same time as
>> redoing the kitchen."
>
> Of course they do. Simon obviously does.

How do you know if he's redoing his kitchen?

> We have loads more than the old kitchen, most are used a few are not.
> How old is your kitchen?

I've never redone the whole thing, I see no point. I've replaced about half of the units, painted the walls, and tiled the floor.

--
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

So you're not as OCD as Pounder then? He can't stand to see anything out of place.

--
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then.... try."
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Tue, 11 Oct 2016 21:07:45 +0100, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> Alycidon wrote:
>> On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:44:00 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>
>>> Simon is dead rich! Shirley he can afford a new kitchen and nice wall
>>> sockets?
>>
>> Me and our lass have discussed this. She wants to go on world cruises
>> instead of wasting cash on kitchens and bathrooms. We can do that
>> when we get state pension in 8 years.
>
> Just how much did your silly bicycle cost you and your lass? Yer know, the
> silly smelly thing in your kitchen.

That is ridiculous. That and his Alfa.

> Just how much is electrical safety worth to you and your lass?

His socket is perfectly safe. How is it any different to say an extension strip?

> Just how much is a nice home worth to you and your lass?
> Fuck all by the look of your kitchen.

Looks fine to me. A kitchen is to be functional, not a work of art. Why waste time/money on it?

> Mrs Pounder Esquire would have beaten the living daylights out of me if she
> had to use a kitchen like yours.

That's because she's bigger than you.

> You should be ashamed of yourself Mr Mason.
> But, you are a cyclist.

[JNugent]

The correct answer is "properly and lawfully".

IOW, not like in that photo, the worst sort of bodge job (because it's
outwith the IEE regulations and dangerous).
>

[Alycidon]

On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 21:08:11 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Alycidon wrote:
> > On Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:44:00 UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> >
> >> Simon is dead rich! Shirley he can afford a new kitchen and nice wall
> >> sockets?
> >
> > Me and our lass have discussed this. She wants to go on world cruises
> > instead of wasting cash on kitchens and bathrooms. We can do that
> > when we get state pension in 8 years.
>
> Just how much did your silly bicycle cost you and your lass?

£2000 - the same as my new subframe, but it saved me £2000 in petrol costs commuting.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

It's his own house, there are no regulations.

And stop being a silly little robot and following orders, tell me what is wrong with what he did.

--
If you walk into a nuclear power station with a pocket full of Brazil nuts, you will set off the radiation leak alarm, as Brazil nuts are radioative.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

And wasted you time.

--
The planet Neptune has barely completed one orbit since it was discovered in 1846.
Pluto hasn't completed a full orbit since its discovery, and won't until March 23, 2178.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

ROTFPMSL! You spent £2000 repairing a car? You can buy a very decent used car for that much. One that isn't Italian.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

So let me get this straight, you spent £2000 to save £2000? Net result = £0.

[Alycidon]

On Wednesday, 12 October 2016 02:15:54 UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> > £2000 - the same as my new subframe, but it saved me £2000 in petrol costs commuting.
>
> ROTFPMSL! You spent £2000 repairing a car? You can buy a very decent used car for that much. One that isn't Italian.

Like this?
http://bit.ly/2dJCoNx

[Bod]

Good for you, life is for living, money is for spending. Today could be
your last day alive so live for today.
I've heard that money is of no use to you when you're dead.

[JNugent]

I have told you already.

You're too much of a kewl rebel to bother with silly little things like
electrical safety.

[JNugent]

But it nevertheless of use to someone else - a consideration most of us
take into account.

[Bod]

Indeed, but that wasn't my point.

[JNugent]

It still weakens the "you might as well spend it all now" argument.

[Bod]

You've added the word *all*, which I never said.
That is devious.
My family is well planned and catered for after my/our deaths.

[JNugent]

Take out the word "all" if it causes you difficulty.

No problem at all.

Anything spent today cannot be spent tomorrow.

[Bod]

Ok, tell me *precisely* how much of our money I am allowed to spend on
ourselves!

You're just being silly.

[JNugent]

All of it, of course.

If you must personalise it to yourself (I was careful to speak only in
general), you are not obliged to make provision for the next generation(s).

And many people don't.

> You're just being silly.

Your original point was that you might as well spend it because it's no
use after your death.

But that isn't true. It's just that is not directly of use to *you*
after your death.

But the world isn't only about you.

Or only about anyone else.

[Bod]

What a revelation.

[JNugent]

To some, maybe.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

What he has done is not unsafe.

--
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Or it might be your 10,000th last day alive, and you now have 9,999 days with no money left.

--
Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

That's not £2000. I bought one just like that for £250.

--
Proceed to your next incarnation. Use any means available.