A nice afternoon

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Feb 18, 2019, 2:22:10 PM2/18/19

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Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
the footpath. I could have tripped over this silly thing, but I managed to
walk over the spokes several times, I have big feet. Came back and it was
still there, woops, I again walked over the spokes - with a vengeance.
Last walk of the day, the lump of shit was still there. I think it may now
be unridable - I have big feet.
I did consider kicking the silly thing into the gutter, where it belongs,
but this could inconvenience proper road users....... drivers. Then again,
as the bicycle is on the middle of the footpath there is a good chance that
a footpath riding lump of shit on a bicycle will ride in to it and be sent
flying into the road. Hopefully into the path of a HGV.

Peter Keller

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Feb 19, 2019, 6:31:55 AM2/19/19

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You are a murderous piece of shit, are you not?

Kerr-Mudd,John

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Feb 19, 2019, 6:35:25 AM2/19/19

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What an unpleasant neighbourhood.

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

GB

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Feb 19, 2019, 8:32:26 AM2/19/19

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On 18/02/2019 19:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
> the footpath.

It's very rare for the owner to have left it like that.

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Feb 19, 2019, 9:22:20 AM2/19/19

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Cyclists make every neighbourhood unpleasant.

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Feb 19, 2019, 9:23:20 AM2/19/19

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Cyclists are not very bright.

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Feb 19, 2019, 10:41:23 AM2/19/19

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Explain "murderous"
I really enjoy taking the piss out of lumps of shit riding bicycles. You are
so very easy to take the piss out of.

Simon Jester

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Feb 19, 2019, 12:17:51 PM2/19/19

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We are not interested in your sordid fantasies, especially when it involves you "Walking your (little) dog" in public. Not that anyone would notice given its size and your 100m 'personal hygiene' force field. I am a little surprised the bike didn't get up and ride away on its own when you breathed near it.

Mr Pounder Esquire

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Feb 19, 2019, 1:28:16 PM2/19/19

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It was still there tonight when I took my dog out for her last walk. I could
have tripped up over what is classified as a road vehicle, but I managed to
again walk on to the obstruction on the footpath. A blind person may have
big problems. Why do cyclists wonder why they are despised?

Simon Jester

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Feb 19, 2019, 2:27:58 PM2/19/19

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And it never occurred to you to simply move it aside?
You need to lay off the shrooms.

TMS320

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Feb 19, 2019, 5:57:44 PM2/19/19

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According to your subject line it seems a person with a bike has
provided you with a diversion from your misery. Without them you
wouldn't know what do with yourself.

Given how many times you seem to have been back and forth, there is
clearly very little traffic on that path - including bicycle users. Who
are you expecting to come along and move it? Why can't you?

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:42:14 AM2/20/19

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On 20/02/2019 04:41, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> lump of shit on a
> bicycle will ride in to it and be sent flying into the road.
> Hopefully into the path of a HGV.

There.
And I am so profoundly pleased and honoured to be labelled a lump of
shit by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
Now please label me a walking vomit.
And I will vomit and crap shit into your puckers.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a lump of shit by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no fucking interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
fuckwitted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:43:56 AM2/20/19

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On 20/02/2019 03:22, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Cyclists make every neighbourhood unpleasant.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Blood-soaked sharpened battleaxes in Pounder's pocket make any
neighbourhood unpleasant.

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:44:52 AM2/20/19

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Thanks greatly for that excellent compliment ccpoming from the likes of YOU.
Now where is that sharpened battleaxe?

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:45:40 AM2/20/19

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On 20/02/2019 07:28, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Why do cyclists wonder why they are despised?

I don't.

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:47:01 AM2/20/19

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He cannot and is incapable.
His hands are full of blood-and-shit stained sharpened battleaxes.

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:48:24 AM2/20/19

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His hands are full.

Peter Keller

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Feb 20, 2019, 4:49:23 AM2/20/19

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Is not the word "walking" spelled wrong?

TMS320

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Feb 20, 2019, 8:19:28 AM2/20/19

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As he's probably a member of the doggist fraternity that decorates trees
with bags of dogshit for the fairies to take away, the hand not carrying
the chisel ought to be free.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Feb 20, 2019, 12:05:35 PM2/20/19

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On 2/18/2019 11:22 AM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Took the dog out for a walk and there was a bicycle lying on the middle of
> the footpath.

You shouldn't call yer mom a dog, asshole.