On 22/10/2016 17:33, Vidcapper wrote:
> Singles
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> Little Mix take over at #1, despite only 5 days sales.
Less than that, in fact, as the release was only on Sunday night.
Nonetheless they are the first act to go straight in at 1 since Major
Lazer, and the first female act to take lead credit on a Number One
single since Adele late last year. That Adele release was also the last
time we had consecutive Number One singles by British acts.
> New Entries/New Peaks
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> Top 5 : Hailee Steinfeld #5
Zedd is rather sporadically successful.
> Top 20 : Neiked #12,
Not the best record ever made by Swedish people.
> Maroon 5 #16
I "Don't Want To Know" about a new Maroon 5 single, but somehow I have
to find out anyway. It gives Kendrick Lamar two simultaneous hits.
> Top 40 : 5th Harmony #31,
Seems to be climbing a lot faster than the last single did.
>Galantis #37,
I haven't heard exactly how annoying this is.
> Shaun Mendez #40
I know he's doing the Teen Awards this weekend. I'm not sure whether he
was already here during this chart week, though. If so that might have
been an opportunity to make this single slightly less of a flop.
> New Entries & new peaks outside the top 40 : Vamps #42,
Jumping on the tropical house bandwagon hasn't quite worked out for
them, although the introduction of streaming (and to a lesser extent,
OAOS releases) has been difficult for all but the biggest boy bands to
adjust to.
> Kideko & George Kwali #50,
The other people credited on this single include Sweetie Irie, who has
previous hits to his name.
>James TW #54,
I assumed this would be doing better on streaming than sales. But I was
wrong.
>John Gibbons #59,
This is going to take ages to get into the high end of the chart.
>Craig david #64,
This also seems less frontloaded than he has been recently.
>Andy Grammer #69
Second hit from the American Olly Murs. One track that really is doing
better on streams; I assume it's on a special "irritatingly smug" playlist.
>
> Re-entries T75 : KoL #45,
Remarkably big boost from the album release, considering it peaked in
its first week.
>OR #58
>
You wait ages for a re-entry and then two turn up in the same week.
As usual, they were on XF.
> Albums
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> New Entries/New Peaks
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> Kings Of Leon take the #1 spot
I hadn't particularly noticed that it was almost exactly three years
since their last album. I hadn't noticed at all - until it was pointed
out - that all their previous album titles had five-syllable titles. If
sventh album Walls initially seems an exception to that rule, it turns
out that it's actually an acronym for We Are Like Love Songs.
They seem to be on the verge of drifting into Oasis territory, where
each new album is a return to form until the next one, but it was
inevitable that they'd get to the top here.
> Top 5 : Phil Collins #2,
Continuing and presumably concluding his "Take A Look At Me Now"
re-issue programme, the baldly-titled The Singles coincides with the
publication of his autobiography and the announcement of his return to
live performance next year. It's available as a 3CD set - which as far
as I can tell does cover all his UK/US singles from 1981-2010 in
chronological order - or as a 2CD/4LP selection in a seemingly random
order. Despite the title, though, it doesn't use any single edits or
mixes, preferring album versions. It even includes studio versions of
his live singles. Obviously a lot of people won't care about this, but
it is something of a missed opportunity for his fans.
> Tom Chaplin #3,
Solo debut album from the man who is widely described as the "former"
lead singer of Keane, in a way that implies they've split up although I
can't say I'd noticed. Whilst he was the vocalist, he didn't write songs
or the band so this was his first opportunity to sing about his personal
demons, including the well-publicised drug problems that occasioned
those "Charlie Chaplin" headlines. Mind you, I suspect there are a lot
of people who own one or more Keane albums and couldn't name any member
of the band, so it's not a shock that this has sold less than a quarter
as much as Kings Of Leon.
At least fans are well-provided for with the five additional tracks on
the deluxe version.
> Two Door Cinema Club #5
After two successful albums, the trio signed to a major label and scored
their first Top 40 single in 2013. Then things went very quiet. Finally,
three years and a couple of weeks later, they return with a third album
(which doesn't include the hit). Many fans have been critical of the
band's new sound, objecting to the "disco" beats and falsetto vocals.
Which is odd, because that's what I thought they sounded like already.
Presumably if you're not into their new direction the four bonus tracks
on the deluxe version only make things worse.
> Top 10 : Rebecca Ferguson #7,
Her fourth album and a return to original material after the perhaps
ill-advised Billie Holiday covers. Superwoman is apparently inspired by
her troubled personal life over the last couple of years.
I'm not sure whether she's trying to look like a rabbit on the cover though.
> Blackberry Smoke #8,
Fifth album from the country-rockers and their first Top 10 as they've
gradually worked their way up. So far up that they've managed to secure
a guest appearance from Gregg Allman on this album. Their growing
audience apparently also means that the limited edition "signed" edition
actually just has their signatures printed on it.
> Katie Melua #9
Her first album since parting company with Mike Batt, In Winter is a
seasonal (if slightly early) album featuring the Gori Women's Choir.
Like Melua herself they are from Georgia and they back her on a
selection that includes four new compositions, some traditional tunes
and a staple of such releases, Joni Mitchell's 'River'.
> New entries & new peaks outside the top 20 : Beth Hart #28,
Like the aforementioned Tom Chaplin, Hart has had her problems with
substance abuse in the past, but she's been clean for over ten years
now, so the song on this album entitled 'Coca Cola' probably isn't
euphemistic. It's her eighth solo album and her highest-charting to
date, after her collaborations with Joe Bonamassa boosted her UK profile.
> David Teie #33,
Promoted as the first album released by a major label for a non-human
audience, Music For Cats is supposedly the product of scientific
research to appeal to feline listeners and was originally produced by a
successful crowdfunding campaign. However, at the much-promoted London
launch party, many of the cats in attendance seemed to be more
interested in the sandwiches than the music. Mind you, that probably
happens at the launches of a lot of albums aimed at humans too.
> John Cooper Clarke & Hugh Cornwell #34,
Two men who between them have a 134-year lifespan and three surnames
beginning with C. "Dr" John Cooper Clarke was of course the Salford poet
who came to prominence during the punk era and scored an unlikely Top 40
single with 'Gimmix!! Play Loud', though he reached a much wider
audience when his poem Evidently Chickentown was used in an episode of
The Sopranos, and when he appeared in adverts for Sugar Puffs. Cornwell,
meanwhile, was the guitarist and usual singer from the Stranglers from
their inception until 1990. Now they've teamed up for an unlikely album
of mostly 50s and 60s cover versions sung by Cooper Clarke in his own
unique style.
>Hillsong Worship #36,
In line with their apparent policy, this is out on downloads first
before the CD/DVD release. It's their 25th live album and apparently
features the return of some early group members. Apparently there are a
lot of songs about Jesus on here, which doesn't seem entirely surprising
for a Christian act.
> Game #38,
His third album in 13 months, 1992 is as the title suggests a retro
album about the LA gangsta rap scene in the early 1990s. One hopes,
therefore, that 'F***k Orange Juice' is not some kind of diss track to
Edwyn Collins.
>Jojo #46,
On Friday, as this chart was being announced, I had the unusual
experience of seeing her second album in a charity shop. It's usually
the first one.
After many years of record company disputes and other problems, she's
finally returned with a third and despite no longer having the novelty
value of being a child she's still found a market for it. She's also
found the budget for guest appearances by Alessia Cara and Wiz Khalifa.
>Dillinger Escape Plan #47,
Whilst my main memory of this band is of trying not to get them mixed up
with the Dillinger 4, they managed to build up a loyal fanbase over the
years. Now they are themselves escaping, with this announced as their
final album and almost giving them a Top 40 position as a farewell.
>Motion Picture Cast Recording #57
Inexplicably in the main chart rather than the compilations listing were
it belongs, this soundtrack to the cartoon Trolls arrived a week before
the film made it to cinemas and months after Justin Timberlake's lead
single 'Can't Stop The Feeling!', which is on the album twice.
As well as Timberlake, other tracks feature Gwen Stefani, Ariana Grande,
Anna Kendrick and Zooey Deschanel.
> Re-entries : Oasis #4,
Third in the series of 20th anniversary album reissues, although unlike
the first two albums this has been scheduled for the anniversary of the
recording process starting, rather than finishing. Be Here Now was of
course released in August 1997, to a famously rapturous reception which
was no less famously regretted by many soon afterwards. The album -
which runs to 72 minutes with only 12 tracks, including the reprise -
has become almost synonymous with overambition, poor timing, group think
and the effects of excessive cocaine use. Even Noel Gallagher was quick
to disown the album, starting the cycle that continued for the rest of
their career.
Given the album's still poor reputation it's unlikely that there will
have been many takers for the single CD remaster. More fans will be
drawn to the deluxe edition which adds a second CD with the original
B-sides from the album (curiously, their cover of "Heroes" is omitted)
and the usual assortment of demos and rarities plus Noel Gallagher's
2016 "rethink" of the lead single 'D'You Know What I Mean?' A third CD
reproduces the original demo recordings Noel Gallagher made on the
Caribbean island of Mustique. Some might say that this was where it all
went wrong.
>UB40 #51,
Presumably the special offer is back on? I think I saw some copies of
this in Morrisons in Hatch End but I didn't buy them.
>5th Farmony #61,
Is Farmony what they pay people who drive combine harvesters?
> Madonna #62,
Sainsburys have released a batch of limited edition coloured-vinyl LPs
in some of their stores, although many people reported difficulty in
finding out which branches. Evidently some people managed to find them,
though, and this pressing of 1986 album True Blue in the appropriate
colour has sold the best. It's at 3 on the vinyl-only chart, behind
Oasis and Kings Of Leon.
>Elvis #65, #66,
ELV1S and last year's orchestral album, respectively, boosted by promo
for the latest orchestral nonsense.
> Madonna #72
1989 album, and arguable career highlight, Like A Prayer on Red vinyl.
Which makes as much sense as any other colour.
> Next Week
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> Singles
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> Little Mix will surely remain #1
Easily, they've got a video and everything.
> Top 5 : Hailee S (T3)
Quite possible. Can't envisage her overtaking James Arthur for the
Number 2 yet.
> Top 10 : Neiked,
Seems more likely than not.
>Maroon 5
Really not sure about this - does it have the momentum?
> Top 20 : Emeli Sande,
How does a run of 22-22-27-22-27 suggest that?
>Neiked
Is it going to climb and drop in the same week?
> Top 30 : 5th Harmony
Wouldn't need much.
> Top 40 : Vamps
No way. It's not completely impossible that it might get there
eventually, but there's no imaginable way for it to happen this week.
Speaking of XF, Shawn Mendes was on there so he can probably have an
actual hit for a couple of weeks. Clean Bandit look like having a decen
sized hit. And John Legend was on XF too but he might be too boring even
for their viewers.,
> Albums
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> Big battle this week between Lady Gaga, Elvis, and Michael Buble - I
> expect the latter to prevail.
I'm sure Buble will win out.
> Top 5 : Lady Gaga, Elvis
I'm even surer Elvis will outdo Gaga, although I'm not sure what order
you'd put them in.
> Top 10 : Leonard Cohen
Yep. He's obviously picked too busy a week for any better than that.
> Top 20 : Korn,
Probably still enough fans. Since nobody else cared anyway.
> Pretty Reckless,
If the charts were decided by how often the OCC tweeted uninteresting
interview quotes, this would go T5.
> Mel C
Seems about right.
> Outside Top 20 : Agnes Obel,
Agreed.
>I Prevail,
No idea but I presume it's some sort of metal.
>Jimmy Eat World,
I agree, at current rates.
> NxWorries
Did a cat jump on your keyboard or is there actually somebody called that?
Also, Chrissie Hynde could probably get an album into the T75 even as
herself, let alone The Pretenders. David Crosby still has his fans too.
Status Quo can reliably draw out their fans too. Note that the Lazarus
cast recording will probably be eligible for the chart and includes
three exclusive David Bowie tracks.
Chris