JUDITH AND OPHELIA

[Simon Mason]

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Simon Mason wrote:
> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf

Stephen King was rejected many times.
THEN he wrote "Carrie".
Carrie White burns in Hell.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I've read many Stephen King novels, and I can't see why any should be rejected.

--
A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.

[harry]

On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:15:16 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf

Drug addiction does permanent damage to the brain.
You can tell this is true with Simon.
He will always be a sad, stupid git.
Now we know the reason.

[harry]

Some of them are crap.
Carrie, Pets semetary, Firestarter and Christine were the best.
Made good video too.

[Simon Mason]

People have to be locked away for 90 days to get off Fentanyl - I did it on my own in 19 days by sheer willpower.

[Judith]

On Tue, 3 Jan 2017 13:15:14 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf


Simon

I delight in taking the piss out of you as you well know.
You also take the piss out of me.

However, I must genuinely say that I do think you are mentally ill.

I strongly suggest that you seek professional mental help.

Why not speak with your wife - show her the things you post here. I assume
that she has read the book. Discuss with her how you can try and get better.

It would probably also be better for you if you actually stopped using usenet;
because as long as you do : you will continue to get the sort of responses
which your posts deserve.

I send this reply, not to take the piss out of you; but to try and help you.

Judith

[Judith]

On Tue, 3 Jan 2017 23:51:15 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

It could have been that action that damaged your brain : something has for
sure.

[Ophelia]

"harry" wrote in message
news:efe414f6-5522-472a...@googlegroups.com...

===========================

I wonder why he always posts pictures of himself as a teenager. Is he
covered in warts now or something??

--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk

[Mike Tomlinson]

En el artículo <77b7ec13-e448-48dc...@googlegroups.com>,
Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> escribió:

>http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TEDIOUSSELFREGARDINGDRIVEL.pdf

Barking. Utterly, completely, barking.

--
(\_/)
(='.'=) systemd: the Linux version of Windows 10
(")_(")

[Incubus]

On Tuesday, January 3, 2017 at 9:15:16 PM UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf

Why should anyone give a fuck? Get help, you bloody weirdo.

[The Todal]

On 04/01/2017 13:47, pamela wrote:

> On 21:36 3 Jan 2017, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2017 21:28:08 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>>>
>>> Stephen King was rejected many times.
>>> THEN he wrote "Carrie".
>>> Carrie White burns in Hell.
>>
>> I've read many Stephen King novels, and I can't see why any
>> should be rejected.
>>
>

> The Harry Potter stories were rejected by many publishers.
>

So were the novels and poems of the Bronte sisters. Best drama over
Christmas was "To Walk Invisible" scripted by the incomparable Sally
Wainwright.

Actually I think it was only the first of the Harry Potter books that
was repeatedly rejected - the sequels found favour more easily.

[The Todal]

On 03/01/2017 21:15, Simon Mason wrote:
> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>

An interesting ramble once you dismiss the astrological drivel. And that
part is drivel, as you must surely know. Nobody born under any
particular sign of the zodiac has any special gifts, powers or talents
resulting from the configuration of the constellations.

Your Mal de Debarquement syndrome appears to have been self-diagnosed
since you don't cite any doctor or hospital as a reliable source of the
diagnosis. Perhaps you actually had some other neurological problem, or
a psycho-somatic problem.

I am glad that you have found some comfort from believing in God, though
I am equally certain that there is no God. Science alone can provide truth.

Why is the subject line "Judith and Ophelia"? Were you hoping that
having read 61 pages of stream of consciousness they would understand
you better and find it possible to empathise with you?

Many of us have come back from the dead, you know - I mean, come very
close to death. It's nothing special.

[harry]

Nah.
He's actually from Somalia.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:05:08 -0000, harry <harry...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:36:53 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2017 21:28:08 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>> > Simon Mason wrote:
>> >> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>> >
>> > Stephen King was rejected many times.
>> > THEN he wrote "Carrie".
>> > Carrie White burns in Hell.
>>
>> I've read many Stephen King novels, and I can't see why any should be rejected.
>>
>

> Some of them are crap.

Which? Maybe I've just never seen the crap ones as they aren't usually on sale.

> Carrie, Pets semetary, Firestarter and Christine were the best.

Agreed.

> Made good video too.

Agreed.

--
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

It was his very early stuff that was rejected.
He mentioned it in "Danse Macabre.
His masterpiece was "The Stand". I was his Number One Fan.

[harry]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 15:38:55 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:05:08 -0000, harry <harry...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:36:53 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >> On Tue, 03 Jan 2017 21:28:08 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > Simon Mason wrote:
> >> >> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
> >> >
> >> > Stephen King was rejected many times.
> >> > THEN he wrote "Carrie".
> >> > Carrie White burns in Hell.
> >>
> >> I've read many Stephen King novels, and I can't see why any should be rejected.
> >>
> >
> > Some of them are crap.
>
> Which? Maybe I've just never seen the crap ones as they aren't usually on sale.
>
> > Carrie, Pets semetary, Firestarter and Christine were the best.
>
> Agreed.
>
> > Made good video too.
>

Skeleton Crew was rubbish.

[harry]

Yes, that was a good one.
Also "The Shining".

[Mike Tomlinson]

En el artículo <XnsA6F3B67...@81.171.92.183>, pamela
<inv...@nospam.com> escribió:

>However it might be of interest to his psychiatrist.

Doubt it, somehow.

He's as barking as MI5 Victim but far less entertaining.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Yes, Oh Yes!
And of course "Salem's Lot"........................... there was a vampire
in Salem's lot
"Cujo" and "The Tommyknockers" were utter shit. So was "Pet Sematary"
"The Bachman" books were very good.
He wrote himself into a corner with "It".
Few people know that he wrote "The Green Mile" and "Rita Heyworth and The
Shawshank Redemption"

I was his Number One Fan..................................... take it that
you have not read "Misery"?

[James Wilkinson Sword]

You are getting very excitable.

--
"Have you read The Three Musketeers?"
"No, only one of them."

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I was a Stephen King reader. I found the classics to be boring. But I tried
them.
You?

[Paul Pot]

Simon Mason wrote on 1/3/2017 :
> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf

<facepalm>

--
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

[Paul Pot]

James Wilkinson Sword explained on 1/4/2017 :

> On Wed, 04 Jan 2017 07:05:08 -0000, harry <harry...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:36:53 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword
>> wrote:
>>> On Tue, 03 Jan 2017 21:28:08 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Simon Mason wrote:
>>> >> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>>> >
>>> > Stephen King was rejected many times.
>>> > THEN he wrote "Carrie".
>>> > Carrie White burns in Hell.
>>>
>>> I've read many Stephen King novels, and I can't see why any should
>>> be rejected.
>>>
>>
>> Some of them are crap.
>
> Which? Maybe I've just never seen the crap ones as they aren't
> usually on sale.

They got rejected.

[Paul Pot]

No, but, he landed on his face you see and it's still a little gritty
:)

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I've read about ten. I found them all excellent.

--
"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

[Ophelia]

"Paul Pot" wrote in message news:o4jmrh$m3$1...@dont-email.me...

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

============

Well something is going on <g>


--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk

[Simon Mason]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 21:51:44 UTC, Ophelia wrote:
> "Paul Pot" wrote in message news:o4jmrh$m3$1...@dont-email.me...
>
> Ophelia wrote on 1/4/2017 :
> > "harry" wrote in message
> > news:efe414f6-5522-472a...@googlegroups.com...
> >
> > On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:15:16 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
> >> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
> >
> > Drug addiction does permanent damage to the brain.
> > You can tell this is true with Simon.
> > He will always be a sad, stupid git.
> > Now we know the reason.
> >
> > ===========================
> >
> > I wonder why he always posts pictures of himself as a teenager. Is
> > he covered in warts now or something??
>
> No, but, he landed on his face you see and it's still a little gritty
> :)

I did lose all my hair due to telogen effluvium, but it has grown back now.

http://swldxer.co.uk/crown.jpg

http://swldxer.co.uk/back.jpg

[Simon Mason]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 14:57:27 UTC, The Todal wrote:
> On 03/01/2017 21:15, Simon Mason wrote:
> > http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
> >
>
> An interesting ramble once you dismiss the astrological drivel. And that
> part is drivel, as you must surely know. Nobody born under any
> particular sign of the zodiac has any special gifts, powers or talents
> resulting from the configuration of the constellations.

I thought that in 1979, but my Leo mate asked me to study it and it is 100% true.

>
> Your Mal de Debarquement syndrome appears to have been self-diagnosed
> since you don't cite any doctor or hospital as a reliable source of the
> diagnosis.

Sadly, MdDS remains criminally underdiagnosed due to 99% of quacks believing it to be vestibular, but that does not make you crash cars, forget your job or wonder how to walk to a chip shop and what to do when you get there.

>
> I am glad that you have found some comfort from believing in God, though
> I am equally certain that there is no God. Science alone can provide truth.

Where is the missing link here? Please do tell us all.

http://swldxer.co.uk/missinglink.jpg

>
> Why is the subject line "Judith and Ophelia"? Were you hoping that
> having read 61 pages of stream of consciousness they would understand
> you better and find it possible to empathise with you?

They are in the credits.

>
> Many of us have come back from the dead, you know - I mean, come very
> close to death. It's nothing special.

Yes - my story happens every day.

[Paul Pot]

Simon Mason has brought this to us :

Earings aren't cool, Si.

[Simon Mason]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:15:55 UTC, Paul Pot wrote:

>
> Earings aren't cool, Si.
>
> --
> Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Never worn EARRINGS!

[Simon Mason]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 23:15:55 UTC, Paul Pot wrote:

> Earings (sic) aren't cool, Si.
>

They are Sennheiser earpieces; you can see the MD remote clipped to my BP jacket.

[Simon Mason]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 09:37:14 UTC, Judith wrote:
> On Tue, 3 Jan 2017 13:15:14 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>
>
> Simon
>
> I delight in taking the piss out of you as you well know.
> You also take the piss out of me.
>
> However, I must genuinely say that I do think you are mentally ill.
>
> I strongly suggest that you seek professional mental help.
>
> Why not speak with your wife - show her the things you post here. I assume
> that she has read the book. Discuss with her how you can try and get better.
>
> It would probably also be better for you if you actually stopped using usenet;
> because as long as you do : you will continue to get the sort of responses
> which your posts deserve.
>
> I send this reply, not to take the piss out of you; but to try and help you.
>
> Judith

She has read it and agrees with every word - I also thank you for proof reading it for me and I believe it is now 100% accurate, although it has grown to 10 MB now, so could you do me a big favour and check out the new one?

TIA.

[harry]

Don't recall reading that one.
I picked up "Rose Madder" SH in charity shop the other day.
Seems a bit crap, I gave up on it after one chapter.

[jamessau...@gmail.com]

Sorry did you actually write that PDF drivel?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

"Misery" was sort of okay, but it was not really a Stephen King book. James
Caan and somebody called Kathy Bates were in the movie. She won the best
actress Oscar for her performance, she deserved it.
I think that I sort of gave up on Stephen King after reading "Rose Madder".

When I moved house I left loads of black plastic bags full of books in the
loft. The best part of The Pan Book Of Horror Stories collection and many
Stephen King books.
I do regret leaving "The Incredible Shrinking Man" in the loft. The book,
not the bloke.
It may well have been a first edition, the artwork on the cover was
magnificent.

[harry]

I think the best of all was "Christine".
It must be hard to keep thinking up new ideas.
I 'spect he has run out of inspiration.
Made a pile of money I should think.

I quite like Bill Bryson. He lives over here in the UK now.

[tim...]

<jamessau...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2837eaea-3958-4892...@googlegroups.com...

> Sorry did you actually write that PDF drivel?

I imagine he actually wrote it text and got a program to convert it to pdf

I doubt that anyone writes raw pdf.

tim

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

I think that "The Shining"/ "Salems Lot" were his best horrors, "The Stand"
his best book. I've read them several times.
"The Running Man" was his best short story.
"Christine" was very good. "Ain't nothing in the world better than the smell
of a new car, better even than pussy".
I suspect that he started to dry up after writing "It". He made a total
balls of finishing it.
Worth £400M now.
Never heard of Bill Bryson.
I stopped reading books round about 1999. Before that my lifestyle allowed a
lot of reading, now it don't. I don't even have one of those Kindle things,
or whatever they are called.

BTW, I read "Dracular" when I was 15. It's a good read - try it.

[tim...]

"Mr Pounder Esquire" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote in message
news:o4m4hd$c6s$1...@dont-email.me...

Bill Bryson writes "real life" travel "experiences"

there is no comparison with Stephen King at all (other than they are both
American born)

tim

[Simon Mason]

Libre Office does it.

[Ophelia]

"harry" wrote in message
news:073fe0b7-1da5-46dc...@googlegroups.com...

I quite like Bill Bryson. He lives over here in the UK now.

=============

I love Bill Bryson's stuff:)))

--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk

[tim...]

"Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:f25d6327-be36-427f...@googlegroups.com...

can I invite Mr Libre Office around for tea

does he take sugar?

tim

[jamessau...@gmail.com]

Dear Nice but Tim
Really is that what you think.
My point is of the subject matter
not how it was created

[harry]

On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 07:51:17 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
> On Wednesday, 4 January 2017 07:03:27 UTC, harry wrote:

> > On Tuesday, 3 January 2017 21:15:16 UTC, Simon Mason wrote:
> > > http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
> >

> > Drug addiction does permanent damage to the brain.
> > You can tell this is true with Simon.
> > He will always be a sad, stupid git.
> > Now we know the reason.
>

> People have to be locked away for 90 days to get off Fentanyl - I did it on my own in 19 days by sheer willpower.

Perhaps you are locked away right now and all this stuff is fantasy.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Simon Mason wrote:
> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf

I read somewhere that you said that you are no longer allowed to drive.
How long is this for?

[Simon Mason]

I got this letter today.

http://swldxer.co.uk/dvla.jpg

[Simon Mason]

HERE ARE MY STIGMATA.

http://swldxer.co.uk/stigmata.jpg

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Dated 30/12/16

[Simon Mason]

On Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10:40 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Simon Mason wrote:
> > On Friday, 6 January 2017 18:28:33 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> >> Simon Mason wrote:
> >>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
> >>
> >>
> >> I read somewhere that you said that you are no longer allowed to
> >> drive. How long is this for?
> >
> > I got this letter today.
> >
> > http://swldxer.co.uk/dvla.jpg
>
> Dated 30/12/16

How many bank holidays have there been in between?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Simon Mason wrote:
> On Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10:40 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>> On Friday, 6 January 2017 18:28:33 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I read somewhere that you said that you are no longer allowed to
>>>> drive. How long is this for?
>>>
>>> I got this letter today.
>>>
>>> http://swldxer.co.uk/dvla.jpg
>>
>> Dated 30/12/16
>
> How many bank holidays have there been in between?

Not enough to delay a letter for that long.
So, do you think that you will be allowed to drive again or not?

[Simon Mason]

I have never been told I can't drive by anyone ever.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Cute.
Oh! I that you had been told that you were not allowed to drive by the DVLA.
Never mind.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Fri, 06 Jan 2017 20:57:25 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> Simon Mason wrote:
>> On Friday, 6 January 2017 20:10:40 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>> On Friday, 6 January 2017 18:28:33 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I read somewhere that you said that you are no longer allowed to
>>>>> drive. How long is this for?
>>>>
>>>> I got this letter today.
>>>>
>>>> http://swldxer.co.uk/dvla.jpg
>>>
>>> Dated 30/12/16
>>
>> How many bank holidays have there been in between?
>
> Not enough to delay a letter for that long.
> So, do you think that you will be allowed to drive again or not?

Why would he not? There's nothing seriously wrong with him, apart from being mentally odd.

--
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?

[Judith]

On Fri, 6 Jan 2017 11:27:35 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

You really are stupid you know.

If someone really wanted to cause trouble for you - then you make it very easy
for them. However, I suspect most now realise that you have a serious mental
illness and will not do so.

You need to grow up and stop posting detailed personal information.

I can see the telephone call to the DVLA now from "you" : quoting your full
name, full address, dob, Doctor's name and address, quoting the DVLA's
reference number for you and telling them whatever "you" want to.

[Judith]

On Fri, 6 Jan 2017 13:18:39 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>

Perhaps someone phoned the DVLA pretending to be you and said that you'd tried
to commit suicide, you were now fully recovered, had found God - and would it
be OK to drive now?

You've certainly made it easy for someone to do that.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 18:13:39 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> I don't think I would have posted such a letter.
>
> You seem to be on the way to inviting someone to offer their
> adverse opinions to the DVLA or your GP about how unfit you
> are to drive based on statements you have posted.
>
> It's strange.

He incorrectly assumes everyone in this group is nice. People like Judith are grassers.

--
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 18:37:11 -0000, Judith <jmsmi...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:

> On Fri, 6 Jan 2017 11:27:35 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Friday, 6 January 2017 18:28:33 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>> > http://www.swldxer.co.uk/TMTCMFTD2COPY.pdf
>>>
>>>
>>> I read somewhere that you said that you are no longer allowed to drive.
>>> How long is this for?
>>
>> I got this letter today.
>>
>> http://swldxer.co.uk/dvla.jpg
>
>
> You really are stupid you know.
>
> If someone really wanted to cause trouble for you

That would be you, and you already have. Grow up and get your own life.

> - then you make it very easy
> for them. However, I suspect most now realise that you have a serious mental
> illness and will not do so.

It's called religion.

> You need to grow up and stop posting detailed personal information.
>
> I can see the telephone call to the DVLA now from "you" : quoting your full
> name, full address, dob, Doctor's name and address, quoting the DVLA's
> reference number for you and telling them whatever "you" want to.

If someone did that they deserve to be THROWN off a bridge.

--
British Rail Customer: "How much does it cost to Bath on the train?"
Operator: "If you can get your feet in the sink, then it's free".

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Translation, you just did that.

--
A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She wanted to know if the photographer could remove the hat from the picture.
He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head her husband parted his hair on.
"I forgot," she said. "But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat."

[Fredxxx]

On 07/01/2017 19:46, pamela wrote:

> I think Judith is advising Simon to be cautious. I can't see that
> Judith is saying she will do any of that.
>
> On the other hand, if Simon is unsafe to be on the road then he
> shouldn't attempt to carry on driving by pretending his health is
> better than it is.
>
> It was only two years ago when that Glasgow bin lorry driver lied
> about his medical history, including his blackouts, and left six
> innocent people dead.

Except AFAIR he was never prosecuted?

[Fredxxx]

On 07/01/2017 19:50, The Peeler wrote:
> On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 19:13:31 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson"),
> the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

>
>>> You really are stupid you know.
>>>
>>> If someone really wanted to cause trouble for you
>>
>> That would be you, and you already have. Grow up and get your own life.
>

> If I lived in the UK, I'd report YOU quickly to the authorities, presenting
> them with some of your abnormal "output" on these groups!

>
>>> - then you make it very easy
>>> for them. However, I suspect most now realise that you have a serious mental
>>> illness and will not do so.
>>
>> It's called religion.
>

> Well, you aren't religious and have mental issues AT LEAST as serious as he
> has!

>
>>> You need to grow up and stop posting detailed personal information.
>>>
>>> I can see the telephone call to the DVLA now from "you" : quoting your full
>>> name, full address, dob, Doctor's name and address, quoting the DVLA's
>>> reference number for you and telling them whatever "you" want to.
>>
>> If someone did that they deserve to be THROWN off a bridge.
>

> If someone trolled the way you keep doing, they deserved to be locked up in
> the nearest loony bin!

If you're done for stalking as well, this group will be far more
pleasant to read.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 19:38:58 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> Isn't "Grass" a judgemental way, sometimes used by those of a
> law-breaking disposition, to refer to people who provide the
> authorities with information about a law that has been broken?
>
> I'm sure the authorities wouldn't act without first confirming any
> information they have been given in an anonymous tip-off.

There's a difference between grassing off a murderer and someone who just didn't pay their car tax.

> On th eother hand, what isn't normal is for someone to almost
> invite action by posting current correspondence from the
> authorities and suggest that he intends to decieve them. That is
> the bit that's hard to understand.

Simon isn't that bright, he's far too trusting of strangers.

--
The dot over the letter i is called a tittle.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 19:46:06 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> I think Judith is advising Simon to be cautious. I can't see that
> Judith is saying she will do any of that.

From what Simon has said, "she" was the one that grassed him off to his employer before, so I assume it was "her" that grassed him to the DVLA aswell.

> On the other hand, if Simon is unsafe to be on the road then he
> shouldn't attempt to carry on driving by pretending his health is
> better than it is.

Why would he be?

And considering all the times he's posted about speed limits and overtaking cyclists safely, I doubt he'd ever drive dangerously.

> It was only two years ago when that Glasgow bin lorry driver lied
> about his medical history, including his blackouts, and left six
> innocent people dead.

Shit happens.

--
Worlds most powerful nob enlarger - a space suit with a fly zip

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Glad to hear it. He didn't black out on purpose.

--
The true mark of a civilized society is when its citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:37:12 UTC, Judith wrote:

>
> If someone really wanted to cause trouble for you - then you make it very easy
> for them. However, I suspect most now realise that you have a serious mental
> illness and will not do so.
>
> You need to grow up and stop posting detailed personal information.
>
> I can see the telephone call to the DVLA now from "you" : quoting your full
> name, full address, dob, Doctor's name and address, quoting the DVLA's
> reference number for you and telling them whatever "you" want to.

I have been dobbed in to the gaffers at BP before and that failed as well, so what good will telling lies to the DVLA do you?

Why not chase this one up as I don't want to waste a good suit when in front of Judge Simon Jack.

http://swldxer.co.uk/parking.jpg

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

He has more money than you will ever have and has done better than you will
ever do.
He seems to have a nice home. You haven't. He has hot running water, you
haven't................ sniggers. You must stink.
He has money in the bank. You haven't.
He drives a nice car. You drive a lump of shit.
He has a wife. You have cannot even get a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
He is a better MAN than you, thus a tax credit claiming wanker such as
yourself has no right to slag him off.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Pillock.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

He is easily taking the piss out of the wanker Phucker and is doing a good
job.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 20:35:50 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> If someone doesn't pay his car tax then why should others end up
> paying more to cover this cheating?

Because car tax is wrong. The DVLA are cunts and nobody should ever help them with anything.

> In your post, are you saying Simon has not paid all his car tax?

You're not very bright are you?

--
An English woman who has been blind for 26 years got her sight back after suffering a heart attack.
Unfortunately, after she was able to see her doctors bill she had several more heart attacks.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

He believes in god and astrology. And he will soon commit suicide properly.

--
Connecticut police are investigating a string of shootings where clues are reportedly contained in a rap CD.
They are also questioning Bob Marley about the shooting of a sheriff.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Law abiding moron.

--
Drugs lead nowhere, but it's the scenic route.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

He has family and friends.
You do not.
He has worked for what he has got.
You have not.
The lesser lose would be if you killed yourself.
Simon would be missed. You would not be missed.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Pillock.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Yet he was quite willing to die and leave his wife without a husband.

--
Attila the Hun died during a bout of rough sex where his partner broke his nose causing a haemorrhage.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Try to write in an adult fashion, if you can.

--
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?"
Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your flipping plane!"

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:12:34 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

>
> Yet he was quite willing to die and leave his wife without a husband.

15 months of MdDS was more than YOU could have endured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9ySD4xOk4

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I've had something similar for 14 years.

--
A man came home from work earlier than usual and caught his wife in bed with his best friend.
Enraged, the husband grabbed a gun and shot his friend.
His wife said, "You know, if you go on like this, you're going to lose ALL your friends."

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:35:20 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> Are you Mr Hucker?

Irrelevant question.

--
On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the "Kung Fu Kapers" episode of The Goodies, featuring a kilt-clad Scotsman with his bagpipes battling a master of the Lancastrian martial art "Eckythump", who was armed with a black pudding. After 25 minutes of continuous laughter, Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and died from heart failure. His widow later sent The Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 23:37:29 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> On 22:12 7 Jan 2017, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 21:33:49 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>

>>> [...]

>>
>> Yet he was quite willing to die and leave his wife without a
>> husband.
>>
>

> There's a lot of truth in that.
>
> Simon's dizzy illness almost never causes its sufferers to attempt
> suicide, so Simon must have other reasons. Unfortunately he didn't
> think of his wife.

Nobody who loves someone else would ever think about committing suicide.

--
To determine how tightly to do up a nut, continue until you hear a crack, then back off half a turn.

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 7 January 2017 23:50:19 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> > There's a lot of truth in that.
> >
> > Simon's dizzy illness almost never causes its sufferers to attempt
> > suicide, so Simon must have other reasons. Unfortunately he didn't
> > think of his wife.
>
> Nobody who loves someone else would ever think about committing suicide.

SHE HAS A NEW GIULIA NOW!

[Judith]

On Sat, 7 Jan 2017 14:35:18 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:12:34 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
>>
>> Yet he was quite willing to die and leave his wife without a husband.
>
>15 months of MdDS was more than YOU could have endured.

You haven't told us who diagnosed it yet.

[Judith]

On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 22:56:04 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
<imv...@somewear.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 07 Jan 2017 22:35:18 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, 7 January 2017 22:12:34 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Yet he was quite willing to die and leave his wife without a husband.
>>
>> 15 months of MdDS was more than YOU could have endured.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9ySD4xOk4
>
>I've had something similar for 14 years.

I think you just have wanker's colic

[Judith]

On Sat, 7 Jan 2017 23:15:00 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

I thought it was yours and she was going to have the old car?

[Judith]

Of course : Simon must have been speaking the truth mustn't he?

Perhaps he shared his evidence with you.

What was it by the way?

[Judith]

On Sat, 7 Jan 2017 12:39:02 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Saturday, 7 January 2017 18:37:12 UTC, Judith wrote:
>
>>
>> If someone really wanted to cause trouble for you - then you make it very easy
>> for them. However, I suspect most now realise that you have a serious mental
>> illness and will not do so.
>>
>> You need to grow up and stop posting detailed personal information.
>>
>> I can see the telephone call to the DVLA now from "you" : quoting your full
>> name, full address, dob, Doctor's name and address, quoting the DVLA's
>> reference number for you and telling them whatever "you" want to.
>
>I have been dobbed in to the gaffers at BP before and that failed as well, so what good will telling lies to the DVLA do you?

Who "dobbed" you in?

>Why not chase this one up as I don't want to waste a good suit when in front of Judge Simon Jack.
>
>http://swldxer.co.uk/parking.jpg

Oh dear - you really are not bright are you.

What if someone phones them up - pretending to be you - and just tells them to
fuck off and *you* are not paying it?

Perhaps they will just let it go.

Why not just stop posting your personal details, go and see your doctor, and
move on.


PS : People cannot give a shit how well off you *think* you are.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Pretty sure you admitted to grassing him to his employer the first time.

--
The average speed of a boy's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour.
The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

[Simon Mason]

I did.

[The Todal]

That was my assumption.

But you are not competent to diagnose MdDS, so your diagnosis is very
likely to be wrong. Regardless of how much you've read up on it by
browsing the internet.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

You're more childish than Pounder sometimes.

--
There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Maybe she deprived him of sex.

--
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

[The Todal]

On 08/01/2017 21:37, pamela wrote:

> OMG. Don't tell me that Simon's self diagnosis of MsDS was never
> confirmed by a specialist nor treated by one.
>
> If that's true then his jumping off a bridge seems remarkably
> premature.
>
> Simon's pseudo-illness and his suicide attempt are starting to
> suggest all the signs of an underlying psychiatric condition.
>


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Its-All-Your-Head-Psychosomatic-ebook/dp/B00T5H3Y2K/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 8 January 2017 18:41:53 UTC, The Todal wrote:

>
> But you are not competent to diagnose MdDS, so your diagnosis is very
> likely to be wrong. Regardless of how much you've read up on it by
> browsing the internet.

THE WHOLE MEDICAL PROFESSION IS NOT COMPETENT WITH MdDS.

http://www.mdds.org.uk/diagnosis/

[Judith]

On Sun, 8 Jan 2017 13:59:39 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com>
wrote:

I have a similar level of medical training as yourself

I wonder if you considered Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo or Meniere’s
Disease?

I think that electronystagmography and klonopin may help.

[Judith]

On Sun, 08 Jan 2017 17:29:21 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"

So it's now gone from Simon told you that I had grassed him up - to you being
"pretty sure" I had *admitted* to grassing him up.

Thanks.

I wonder if he was being wound up rather than grassed up?

I think you may have MdDS.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Both.

> I wonder if he was being wound up rather than grassed up?
>
> I think you may have MdDS.

For repeating what I saw in a newsgroup?

--
"I wonder who discovered we could get milk from cows and what the fuck did he think he was doing?!" -- Billy Connolly

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Mon, 09 Jan 2017 10:47:57 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> Can he provide a reference to what he read that makes him "pretty
> sure" of this?

Unlike Mr Pounder, I don't keep records.

--
Mrs. Morse: "Sam, stop tapping your fingers on the table, it's driving me crazy!"

[Judith]

On Mon, 09 Jan 2017 18:00:51 -0000, "James Wilkinson Sword"
<imv...@somewear.com> wrote:


<snip>

>> I think you may have MdDS.
>
>For repeating what I saw in a newsgroup?

Believing.

It's one of the early symptoms : ask Mr Mason.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

The whole medical "profession" is a laugh. We know fuck all about our own bodies.

--
War is god's way of teaching Americans geography -- Ambrose Bierce

[James Wilkinson Sword]

So you're a liar then?

--
In 1977, researchers detected a strong radio signal from space that lasted 72 seconds. It hasn't been detected since.

[Simon Mason]

On Tuesday, 10 January 2017 00:02:49 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Jan 2017 21:59:39 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, 8 January 2017 18:41:53 UTC, The Todal wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> But you are not competent to diagnose MdDS, so your diagnosis is very
> >> likely to be wrong. Regardless of how much you've read up on it by
> >> browsing the internet.
> >
> > THE WHOLE MEDICAL PROFESSION IS NOT COMPETENT WITH MdDS.
> >
> > http://www.mdds.org.uk/diagnosis/
>
> The whole medical "profession" is a laugh. We know fuck all about our own bodies.

I KNOW MORE ABOUT MY OWN BODY THAN 99% OF GPs DO.