Cycle storage solution

[Simon Mason]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

[Andy Burns]

Simon Mason wrote:

> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Hooks work, who knew?

[Andrew Mawson]

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
news:72833fc3-abb4-44e0...@googlegroups.com...
>
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg



How long before you put a pedal through the glass !

Andrew

[Andrew]

On 05/11/2016 10:46, Simon Mason wrote:
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>

Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an
expensive kludge.

Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?.

[Simon Mason]

I'm 6ft 2in.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg

[Tim Watts]

On 05/11/16 10:46, Simon Mason wrote:
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>

Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?

[Tim Watts]

On 05/11/16 14:03, pamela wrote:

> Oswald Mosley looklike.
>

You don't fancy him then?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Simon Mason wrote:
> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.

--
I spilt spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone.

[Andy Burns]

Tim Watts wrote:

> Simon Mason wrote:
>
>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>
> Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?

No cigar ... <http://www.scratchmap.org/shop/gourmet-scratch-map>

[The Natural Philosopher]

Shonky looking house innit?


--
"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll
look exactly the same afterwards."

Billy Connolly

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>
>> Good grief!
>>
>>
> Shonky looking house innit?

Explain.

--
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

[Simon Mason]

We only eat Vindaloos around Europe, so that map has stayed unsullied.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
> <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>> On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>
>>> Good grief!
>>>
>>>
>> Shonky looking house innit?
>
> Explain.

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/shonky

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>
>> Good grief!
>
> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.


--
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/

--
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

[polygonum]

First glance looks like someone rides a slutt...

--
Rod

[Simon Mason]

Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.

Makes a lot more sense to have a well designed
house that has somewhere you can put that that
makes it a lot easier to use.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

What a ridiculous moustache.

--
People who live in glass houses should fuck in the basement.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>
>>>> Good grief!
>>>
>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>
>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>
> Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.

>
> This page will disgust you:
> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/

"He's only got a pissing little wanker".
(Nat)

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:05:49 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:

Which you nearly ended. Why take your life if you are living with someone you love and who loves you?

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

What do you gain by having it off the floor there ?

Nothing IMO. And lose the convenience.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:49:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
>>> <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>> On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Shonky looking house innit?
>>>
>>> Explain.
>>
>> http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/shonky
>
> I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.

You wouldn't.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>
>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>
>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>
>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>
> Nope.

Cite.

>> This page will disgust you:
>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>
> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
> (Nat)

Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.

--
1 in 10,000 people have their internal organs the other way round (left to right)

[James Wilkinson Sword]

What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have more OCD than Simon.

--
People used to believe TV sets weighed more when they were switched on, because the instructions stated "always switch off your set before attempting to move it".

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 18:40:42 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
> Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote
>
> > https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>
> That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.

It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

You show far too much interest in my cock Mr Pounder.

--
The longest palindromic word is saippuakivikauppias - a Finnish word meaning a travelling salesman who sells caustic soda to the soap industry.

[Simon Mason]

I had MdDs, she gave up her job to visit me for all the 121 days I was in hospital and then nursed me back for 8 months at home until I was passed fit for work in Sep 2014.

When I retired, I took her on a £6000 holiday last year and a £10000 one this year as a thank you to her.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Well I don't know how bad your illness felt, but with someone there for you, why did you try to take your life in the first place?

--
Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:31:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

>
> Well I don't know how bad your illness felt, but with someone there for you, why did you try to take your life in the first place?

I had 15 months of a living hell.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3086252/Grandmother-felt-constantly-seasick-three-YEARS-going-cruise-feels-s-car.html

I knew she would have a widows pension, but I could not put up with not being able to churn out cock on results at work anymore, insomnia, anxiety, falling over and depression 24/7.

If there had been a cure, then maybe I would have had some hope.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>
>>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>
>>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>>
>> Nope.
>
> Cite.

He would have told us.

>
>>> This page will disgust you:
>>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>>
>> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
>> (Nat)
>
> Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.

Four inches bigger than yours then.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>
>>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>
>>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>>
>> Nope.
>>>
>>> This page will disgust you:
>>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>>
>> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
>> (Nat)
>
> You show far too much interest in my cock Mr Pounder.

Sleep with me tonight Mr Hucker?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:47:09 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>>
>>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>>
>>>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>>>
>>> Nope.
>>
>> Cite.
>
> He would have told us.

Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything?

>>>> This page will disgust you:
>>>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>>>
>>> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
>>> (Nat)
>>
>> Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.
>
> Four inches bigger than yours then.

Since when was the average 4 inches?

--
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde

[James Wilkinson Sword]

No, you're a very rude person.

--
A can of diet coke floats in water, but a can of regular coke sinks.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.

--
Apparently Jimmy Savile isn't dead, he was recently seen off the Scarborough coast bobbing up and down on a small buoy.

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:46:31 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:49:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
>>>>> <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shonky looking house innit?
>>>>>
>>>>> Explain.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/shonky
>>>
>>> I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.
>>
>> You wouldn't.
>
> What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have
> more OCD than Simon.

I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.
Most cyclists live in dirty homes.You are one and you do.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I see. Sounds like you had a much stronger version of what I've got.

--
In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb. Hence we have the "rule of thumb".

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:46:31 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:49:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
>>>>>> <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>> On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shonky looking house innit?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Explain.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/shonky
>>>>
>>>> I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.
>>>
>>> You wouldn't.
>>
>> What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have
>> more OCD than Simon.
>
> I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.

I saw no dirt in that picture.

> Most cyclists live in dirty homes.You are one and you do.

I use a bicycle for leisure only. It is not an adequate replacement for the motor car.

--
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

[Rod Speed]

"pamela" <inv...@nospam.com> wrote in message
news:XnsA6B78EF...@81.171.118.178...
> On 13:52 5 Nov 2016, Simon Mason wrote:
>
>> On Saturday, 5 November 2016 13:43:03 UTC, Andrew wrote:

>>> On 05/11/2016 10:46, Simon Mason wrote:
>>> > https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>> >
>>>

>>> Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an
>>> expensive kludge.
>>>
>>> Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?.
>>
>> I'm 6ft 2in.
>>
>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg
>>
>
> Oswald Mosley looklike.

Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:47:09 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>>>>
>>>> Nope.
>>>
>>> Cite.
>>
>> He would have told us.
>
> Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything?

He does feel the urge and would have told us.

>
>>>>> This page will disgust you:
>>>>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>>>>
>>>> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
>>>> (Nat)
>>>
>>> Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.
>>
>> Four inches bigger than yours then.
>
> Since when was the average 4 inches?

I really would not know or care.
But you have always been very interested in wangers and seem to know all
about them.
Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
experiance with them?

[Simon Mason]

True - it IS worth more than my poxy car though.

http://bit.ly/2cLqcxx

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> >
> > It's a bicycle.
> > And that is all it ever will be.
>
> And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.

I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph?
Bonneville Salt Flats?

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

> >> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg
> >>
> >
> > Oswald Mosley looklike.
>
> Nothing like him
> http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg

Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.

The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their eyes. They are typically piercing with strong intensity. If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may make you feel extremely uncomfortable, and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze.

[Rod Speed]

"Mr Pounder Esquire" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote in message
news:nvl3r1$ntd$1...@dont-email.me...

> Simon Mason wrote:
>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>
> Good grief!

Considerable grief when it falls on you.

[damdu...@yahoo.co.uk]

On Sat, 5 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
<MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote:


>I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.

Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song?

Got a bloody earworm now you sod.

G.Harman

[Rod Speed]

"Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:aab77496-aa91-446a...@googlegroups.com...
> On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:22:10 UTC, Andy Burns wrote:

>> Tim Watts wrote:
>>
>> > Simon Mason wrote:
>> >
>> >> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>> >

>> > Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?
>>
>> No cigar ... <http://www.scratchmap.org/shop/gourmet-scratch-map>
>
> We only eat Vindaloos around Europe,

Fark, no wonder you are holidayed out.

> so that map has stayed unsullied.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

You may well be correct.

>>>>>> This page will disgust you:
>>>>>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>>>>>
>>>>> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
>>>>> (Nat)
>>>>
>>>> Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.
>>>
>>> Four inches bigger than yours then.
>>
>> Since when was the average 4 inches?
>
> I really would not know or care.
> But you have always been very interested in wangers and seem to know all
> about them.
> Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
> experiance with them?

Well I was always told 7 was average, but it's all on google if you look, apparently some countries have very small ones. I would be embarrassed to have less than 7.

--
Six stages of married life:
1: Tri-weekly
2: Try weekly
3: Try weakly
4. Try oysters
5: Try anything
6: Try to remember

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I would be embarrassed to drive that at less than twice the speed limit. You are being cruel to it.

--
You can lead a man to Congress . . .
. . . but you can't make him think.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37860989/experts-reveal-how-to-get-that-annoying-earworm-out-of-your-head

--
Peter is listening to Eric Clapton - Layla

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:52:28 -0000, <damdu...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

I find the best thing to get rod of those is to play something very very loud. A 200W RMS amplifier does the trick, although more than a few songs at that level makes my neighbour come round. Saves me having to phone her if I want to borrow something :-)

--
TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat?

--
"All you need is love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, a fast car, ......." - The Beatles

[Rod Speed]

"James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> wrote in message
news:op.yqgu0...@red.lan...

> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>
>>>> Good grief!
>>>
>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>
>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>
> Maybe she's a cyclist too?

No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes.

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> > It's a bicycle.
> >> > And that is all it ever will be.
> >>
> >> And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.
> >
> > I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph?
> > Bonneville Salt Flats?
>
> Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat?

18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though.

[Rod Speed]

"James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> wrote in message

news:op.yqgxx...@red.lan...

> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:

>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>
>>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>
>>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>>

>> Nope.
>
> Cite.

>
>>> This page will disgust you:
>>> http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-veterans/tag/dating/
>>

>> "He's only got a pissing little wanker".
>> (Nat)
>
> Mine is average,

We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing...

> her husband has eight inches.

He never said that.

[Rod Speed]

"Mr Pounder Esquire" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote in message
news:nvld62$ptu$1...@dont-email.me...

It could well become a fucked bicycle when it gets run over.

[Rod Speed]

"Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:06b9cb27-9996-499d...@googlegroups.com...

> On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
>
>> >> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg
>> >>
>> >
>> > Oswald Mosley looklike.
>>
>> Nothing like him
>> http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg
>
> Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.

There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes
and yours are nothing like his anyway.

> The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their
> eyes.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

> They are typically piercing with strong intensity.

Yours arent.

> If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may
> make you feel extremely uncomfortable,

Or it may not.

> and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though
> we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze.

Even sillier than you usually manage and yours is
nothing even remotely like that in either of the two
photos. In spades with the one with your wife.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:15:48 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> On 18:41 5 Nov 2016, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:05:49 -0000, Simon Mason
>> <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:55:30 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire

>>> wrote:
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> > On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> > <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>> >> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>> >>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Good grief!
>>>> >
>>>> > Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>

>>> Still together after 33 years.
>>>
>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg
>>
>> What a ridiculous moustache.
>>
>
> Do you think he has a mullet? It's not clear from the picture.

No, that would be http://rs958.pbsrc.com/albums/ae62/look_look_bucket/MULLET-2.jpg~c200

--
Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:20:11 -0000, Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
>
> "James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> wrote in message
> news:op.yqgu0...@red.lan...
>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>
>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>
>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>
>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>
>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>
> No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes.

He's never mentioned it, but he's also never said she's NOT a cyclist.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

My average cycling speed is 12.5mph for the entire day, but then I don't do it often.
My average driving speed unhindered by law abiding fuckwits is 98mph (as 100mph is illegal).

--
This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please."
A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

[James Wilkinson Sword]

The only footage has me in a thong.

>> her husband has eight inches.
>
> He never said that.

She did.

--
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.

[Rod Speed]

"James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> wrote in message

news:op.yqg7o...@red.lan...

> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:20:11 -0000, Rod Speed <rod.sp...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> "James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> wrote in message
>> news:op.yqgu0...@red.lan...
>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>> <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Good grief!
>>>>>
>>>>> Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>
>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>
>>> Maybe she's a cyclist too?
>>
>> No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes.
>
> He's never mentioned it,

But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers.

> but he's also never said she's NOT a cyclist.

He has actually, today.

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:11:08 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
> "Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:06b9cb27-9996-499d...@googlegroups.com...
> > On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
> >
> >> >> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > Oswald Mosley looklike.
> >>
> >> Nothing like him
> >> http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg
> >
> > Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.
>
> There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes
> and yours are nothing like his anyway.

I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=898339840297848&set=a.898340000297832.1073741826.100003655226502&type=3

[Rod Speed]

"James Wilkinson Sword" <inv...@something.com> wrote in message

news:op.yqg7t...@red.lan...

Nope.

[Simon Mason]

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:43:39 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

>
> But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwiJCikW8AQzf7v.jpg

[Rod Speed]

"Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:97ef8468-bd2d-4428...@googlegroups.com...

Nothng even remotely like Oswalds eyes.

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

> Rod Speed wrote

>> But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers.

> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwiJCikW8AQzf7v.jpg

That's what you ride when you're cross dressing.

[The Natural Philosopher]

On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
> experiance with them

I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5"
when erect


--
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"I don't."
"Don't what?"
"Think about Gay Marriage."

[bm]

"Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:06b9cb27-9996-499d...@googlegroups.com...

Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
frogs.
Hows about trying for a suicide once again? Go on, you know you want to.
LMFAO.
Question is, why do twats like you infiltrate uk.diy?
Wodney is understandable, he's completely fucking stupid.

[bm]

"Rod Speed" <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:e876ph...@mid.individual.net...

Hey wod, go get another 200 tinnies down your neck.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 00:06:01 -0000, The Natural Philosopher <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>> Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
>> experiance with them
>
> I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5"
> when erect

You must live near a nuclear power plant. Anyone with a 5" cock would be laughed at up here. How could you have sex with that? It would fall out every time you pulled back.

--
Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

[bm]

"Simon Mason" <swld...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:14ae59f9-67e2-466b...@googlegroups.com...

Do you wish to be known as a cunt? You're well on the way to being seeded #1
for 2016.
Why not revive your suicide mission? We'd then just have wodney superdick to
contend with.
Think of others FFS you selfish bastard.

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 00:45:40 UTC, bm wrote:
It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul
> with our intense gaze.
>
> Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
> frogs.

I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well.

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote
> bm wrote
>> Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

>>> It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense
>>> gaze.

>> Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
>> frogs.

> I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist
> workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well.

And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right.

[Simon Mason]

The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.

[Bod]

23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:38:04 UTC, Bod wrote:

> > The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.
> >
> 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).

He just scrapes in.

http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/scorpio/

[Bod]

I don't believe in all this, but my sign seems to sum me up pretty well
Ive been told many times.

Libra and Friendship:

"Libras love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. They
make friends with people from all walks of life and they are always up
to something new and exciting with enthusiasm. Libras are great at
getting along with people, everyone likes a Libra. They are all about
partnerships and groups, they are the glue that hold a group together
because they are the ones responsible for keeping harmony and peace.
Libras have mastered the art of relationships, not just romantic but
business, personal, and family relationships just to name a few. No one
is able to see another person's point of view better then a Libra".

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

So none of them, including you, actually have the alleged Scorpio
penetrating gaze, eh ?

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:54:41 UTC, Bod wrote:
They are all about
> partnerships and groups, they are the glue that hold a group together
> because they are the ones responsible for keeping harmony and peace.
> Libras have mastered the art of relationships, not just romantic but
> business, personal, and family relationships just to name a few. No one
> is able to see another person's point of view better then a Libra".

This guy was just like that, even though he was 23 Oct which is why I went to his house last month to tell him what happened to me on 9SEP13. He actually cared about me at the time as he knew something was seriously wrong, as my lab results were garbage, I crashed the lab van and was distant all the time.

When I went back to work on 9SEP14, I saw a Scorpio guy and he looked at me and "I thought you were dead" was all over his face. The Scorpio cow who was 19 Nov was walking up and down the corridors, but didn't have the bottle to go face to face.

Anyway, on 9DEC16, I will go to a HRTC old boys piss up in town and watch their reactions as I stroll in - a dead man resurrected and they all think I am a cripple now, even the physio I saw at HRI last week.

[Rod Speed]

Bod <bodr...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote
> Simon Mason wrote

>> Bod wrote

>>>> The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is,
>>>> 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more
>>>> Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and
>>>> Pisces women.

>>> 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).

>> He just scrapes in.

>> http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/scorpio/

> I don't believe in all this, but my sign seems to sum me up pretty well

No it doesn’t.

> Ive been told many times.

By fools that don’t have a fucking clue.

> Libra and Friendship:

> "Libras love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual.

Not exactly what you might call an accurate description of a plumber.

> They make friends with people from all walks of life and they are always
> up to something new and exciting with enthusiasm.

Not exactly what you might call an accurate description of a plumber.

> Libras are great at getting along with people, everyone likes a Libra.

Everyone doesn’t like you.

> They are all about partnerships and groups, they are the glue that hold a
> group together because they are the ones responsible for keeping harmony
> and peace.

Clearly doesn’t describe you.

> Libras have mastered the art of relationships, not just romantic but
> business, personal, and family relationships just to name a few. No one is
> able to see another person's point of view better then a Libra".

Clearly doesn’t describe you.

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 08:18:35 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

>
> So none of them, including you, actually has the alleged Scorpio
> penetrating gaze, eh ?

Oh yes, but we are masters of disguise as we don't want to give ourselves away.

There was this 25 yr old Cancer girl who said that we were perfect for each other and she was always coming up with little tests to see if I was THE ONE, despite being married and 47.

She once got another 25 year old girl to play a trick on me by making out that she had lost her gate pass card somewhere. Since Scorpios will go to the ends of the Earth to help people, I scoured the canteen, smoke huts and anywhere else she had been.

When I came back empty handed, her mate said "Simon really IS your knight in shining armour", so I went up to her, fixed her with a gaze and said "You've got it, haven't you, you little minx?" She then handed it over.

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

> Rod Speed wrote

>> So none of them, including you, actually has
>> the alleged Scorpio penetrating gaze, eh ?

> Oh yes, but we are masters of disguise
> as we don't want to give ourselves away.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

> There was this 25 yr old Cancer girl who said that we were
> perfect for each other and she was always coming up with little
> tests to see if I was THE ONE, despite being married and 47.

> She once got another 25 year old girl to play a trick on me by
> making out that she had lost her gate pass card somewhere.
> Since Scorpios will go to the ends of the Earth to help people,

Even sillier than you usually manage.

> I scoured the canteen, smoke huts and anywhere else she had been.

> When I came back empty handed, her mate said "Simon really IS your
> knight in shining armour", so I went up to her, fixed her with a gaze and
> said "You've got it, haven't you, you little minx?" She then handed it
> over.

And then she curled up and died when impaled with the Scorpio death stare,
eh ?

[Richard]

"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news:op.yqhds...@red.lan...

>
>On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 00:06:01 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
><t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>> Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
>>> experiance with them
>>
>> I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5"
>> when erect
>
>You must live near a nuclear power plant. Anyone with a 5" cock would be
>laughed at up here. How could you have sex with that? It would fall out
>every time you pulled back.

He forgot to mention that was kindergarten.

[The Natural Philosopher]

How frightfully droll you both are.

Despite your drivel, that is apparently the average length for White
European Males etc. etc ..

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php



--
"In our post-modern world, climate science is not powerful because it is
true: it is true because it is powerful."

Lucas Bergkamp

[bm]

"Rod Speed" <rod.sp...@gmail.com> wrote in message

news:e889m6...@mid.individual.net...

You're such a smooth talking bastard, wod.

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 11:38:58 UTC, bm wrote:

> > And then she curled up and died when impaled with the Scorpio death stare,
> > eh ?
>
> You're such a smooth talking bastard, wod.

She is here after 11 years with her own hero.
Well, her second go at it apparently.

http://bit.ly/2fshGSD

Shame he hasn't got my hair though.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwk6Km8XcAU7jeV.jpg

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 09:20:45 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com> wrote:

> On 22:34 5 Nov 2016, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:15:48 -0000, pamela <inv...@nospam.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 18:41 5 Nov 2016, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:05:49 -0000, Simon Mason
>>>> <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:55:30 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire

>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

>>>>>> > On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
>>>>>> > <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >> Simon Mason wrote:
>>>>>> >>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Good grief!
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Metal pedal next to glass. Fucking gross stupidity.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
>>>>>> http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg
>>>>>

>>>>> Still together after 33 years.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg
>>>>
>>>> What a ridiculous moustache.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Do you think he has a mullet? It's not clear from the picture.
>>
>> No, that would be
>> http://rs958.pbsrc.com/albums/ae62/look_look_bucket/
>> MULLET-2.jpg~c200
>
> That's quite a good match with Simon's old picture where his long
> hair at the back might be hidden in the shadows.

Your monitor is clearly set too dark.

> Simon...... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg
> Mullet .... http://i.cubeupload.com/LIdGBA.jpg (re-hosted)

Why rehost it?

--
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 10:53:00 -0000, The Natural Philosopher <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On 06/11/16 10:18, Richard wrote:
>> "James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news:op.yqhds...@red.lan...
>>>
>>> On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 00:06:01 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
>>> <t...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
>>>>> Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
>>>>> experiance with them
>>>>
>>>> I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5"
>>>> when erect
>>>
>>> You must live near a nuclear power plant. Anyone with a 5" cock would
>>> be laughed at up here. How could you have sex with that? It would
>>> fall out every time you pulled back.
>>
>> He forgot to mention that was kindergarten.
>
> How frightfully droll you both are.
>
> Despite your drivel, that is apparently the average length for White
> European Males etc. etc ..
>
> http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

Who knows where they get that from. I can't think of anyone with one that small. <7" is useless.

--
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, "I am"
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 17:46:22 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

> >
> > That's quite a good match with Simon's old picture where his long
> > hair at the back might be hidden in the shadows.

Here is the back of my head from 4 years ago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwk6Km8XcAU7jeV.jpg:large

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I'm trying to think of why someone would take a picture from that angle.

--
Two cowboys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.
The first cowboy says his favorite position is "the rodeo".
The other cowboy asks what the position is, and how to do it. The first cowboy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward, grab her by her hair and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position too.' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds".

[Simon Mason]

On Sunday, 6 November 2016 18:53:44 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 18:28:52 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, 6 November 2016 17:46:22 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
> >
> >> >
> >> > That's quite a good match with Simon's old picture where his long
> >> > hair at the back might be hidden in the shadows.
> >
> > Here is the back of my head from 4 years ago.
> >
> > https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwk6Km8XcAU7jeV.jpg:large
>
> I'm trying to think of why someone would take a picture from that angle.
>

To check that they are not going bald, I suppose.
See my old minidisc which I was still using in 2012.

[Bod]

I've still got a Mini Disk unit.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

What a load of fucking shite. Give me one reason the date you're born could change you in any way.

--
"One dies in Istanbul suicide attack"

[James Wilkinson Sword]

I never figured out the point of those.

--
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested in her he is.

[Simon Mason]

I don't know, but it's uncanny how accurate it is.

If you're in love with a Scorpio male and the word passion frightens you, put on your track shoes and run as if King Kong were pursuing you. He is.

I'm not speaking of romantic passion alone, though that may be at the head of the list. I also refer to pas­sionate intensity about politics, work, friendship, religion, food, relatives, children, clothing, life, death and any other categories you can think up. A Scorpio man is not exactly what your psyche needs if you're repelled by emotional excess. Don't look back. Just run.

You'll think I've taken leave of my senses if you've just met that particular Pluto person. He's so calm and steady. How could anyone with such obvious self-control be passionate, let alone dangerously so? How indeed. Be­cause he's only bluffing with the surface cool. Inside, his passions are as red hot as that stove you burned your hand on when you were three or four years old and getting into things out of your reach.

This man may also be out of reach. He's sizzling underneath his deceptively controlled manner. Don't touch. You know perfectly well how long it takes for bums to heal. Remember? Your hand was stinging for weeks after that episode with the stove when you were in your Buster Browns. After this experience, your heart will burn for months, maybe years, and first aid kits will do little good. Grandma's favorite saying, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure," applies to both stove burns and Scorpio singes, so play it safe. Make sure you know where you're going and with whom.

If your Sun sign gives you an asbestos, fireproof nature, go ahead and play with explosives. You may be able to keep the flames under control and have yourself a powerful fire to warm your heart for a lifetime. Perhaps you're pas­sionate about things yourself. Fine. Then it's simply a mat­ter of degree of heat. If your passion has an automatic thermostat, so it can be turned down to cool when his reads hot, you're safe. Let's pretend you are. The girls who are in danger should be in the next state by now, if they ran fast enough. They'll thank me someday after they've married a nice, safe Libran or Cancerian.

As for you women who have analyzed yourselves as safe in a Pluto relationship, let's see if we can find what's hidden behind those hypnotic, piercing Scorpio eyes. It's pretty certain he hasn't made a neutral impression on you. He's either got you thinking he's boyish and sweet, or that he's wicked and passionate. (There goes that word again.) The trouble is, he's neither. Or maybe I should say he's both. Well, this isn't getting us anywhere. Let's start all over again.

In a word, this man is invincible. Just behind his frosty reserve is a huge pot of boiling steam that bubbles and seethes continually. If you're lucky, he'll keep the lid on. tight for a lifetime, but a deep injury can blow it right off with a brilliant explosion. It's kind of fascinating to watch. if you're not in its direct line of destruction. Step aside, if you feel it coming. And don't do anything to cause it yourself.

Hell bewilder you with his twin Scorpio traits of passion and reason. He's master of both: intellect and emotions rule him equally. Scorpio is more than intelligent. If he's a highly evolved specimen, he's also deeply philosophical, concerned with mysteries of existence, and he'll come close to knowing the answers.

There are Scorpios who can live a spartan existence in a bare room, denying themselves every comfort for some obscure, aesthetic reason, but the true nature of the sign is sensual. Normally, Scorpio will surround himself with luxury. He'll lean toward excesses in food, drugs, drink, and yes-in love. Most assuredly in love. He's geared for it, with confidence. Romance will never frighten him, puz­zle him, or catch him unaware.

It's been on his mind ever since he rode his first bicycle. Maybe even his first tricycle. Of course, you could conceivably know a Scorpio who is so absolutely innocent-looking, with such disarming, youthful charm and lack of obvious seductive mannerisms, he's convinced you that passion is over-rated in Pluto males. He may even have freckles, and a whole drawer full of Boy Scout merit badges. But ask his wife.

Try some­thing like, "Say, Bertha-or Rosalie-or Sheila-or what­ever-is your husband, well, is he passionate?" She might summon enough dignity to tell you it's none of your busi­ness, but your answer will most likely be hysterical laugh­ter. Between her peals of mirth, she'll be remembering many days of his intense, passionate declarations about air pollution, housebreaking the dog, narcotics, long hair, birth control, and many nights of ... well, and many nights. This will be true even if her husband looks like Huckle­berry Finn, and doesn't even remotely resemble King Kong.

These men have an explosive temper that can strike a life-time wound. When the Scorpio lashes his deadly tail, the sting bites hard. He not only enjoys winning, he has to win. Something inside him dies when he loses, even in small ways; yet oddly enough, a Pluto man normally prac­tices good sportsmanship. Like all his other emotions, dis­appointment never shows on those set features, and his reactions are rigidly controlled, including his romantic in­tentions. If there's a good reason to avoid the relationship, hell bum inside while he's projecting a glacial calm out­wardly.

He's also capable of torturing a girl cruelly before he finally decides to grab her by the hair and drag her off to his jungle of honeysuckle vines. Naturally, there are some November fellows who will gently propose on bended knee. They'll behave very properly, with or without a chaperone, but don't be deceived. It's merely the Scorpio desire to keep dignity at all cost. Your reputation must be spotless. He won't stand for ridicule or cheapness, for all his erotic nature.

Pluto people can have either a Sunday School teacher horror of sin, an attitude which produces intensely dedi­cated evangelistic religious leaders, like Billy Graham, or they can be driven by curiosity to penetrate every dark corner of the human mystery. Sometimes, both attitudes are combined, resulting in the hypocrisy or self-delusion of an Elmer Gantry or a Reverend Davidson in Rain.

Every Scorpio is a law unto himself, and completely un­concerned with what others think of him. He would like to be respected as a good, solid citizen, but if it interferes with any of his intense ideas or goals, then he couldn't care less, and those who gossip can just go to the place Pluto rules. None of his important decisions are hampered by the opinions of his friends, relatives, neighbors or enemies.

I'm sorry to say, not even by you. Don't run away yet. Such beautiful self-containment and sureness of purpose can create a mighty attractive, free spirit who's not always fussing about what people think. Are honesty and courage and integrity such bad bargains? They may have lost a little of their sparkle in today's marketplace, but rub off the dust they've collected, and you can still get them appraised as genuine.

It's quite an experience to see the Scorpio man operate under adversity's black clouds. While others are mumbling and crumbling and grumbling, he is at his forceful, cou­rageous best. He seldom wallows in envy or self-pity, and he doesn't happen to think that life owes him a single farthing. You can just imagine how much time that saves. Instead of pouting in hurt anger when real troubles hit, he meets them head on. Conquer them? But of course.

That's what he was born to do.

One thing is a little frightening, and may require courage on your part. Scorpio loves mystery and there's not a single one that crosses his path he won't solve in detail. Since the eternal feminine mystery is any girl's most potent defense and offense, being stripped naked of your mystery can leave you feeling a little exposed. You'll scarcely have a secret left when he starts probing with those burning eyes and piercing questions.

He has high standards, and he won't choose his friends loosely. They'll have to measure up. This is a marvelous, rare kind of man who can share a jug of spirits and joke with rough humor among other men like a bawdy Eliza­bethan; then tap that deep, inscrutable nature and turn into as gentle and tender a lover as Robert Browning.

If there's anything more to ask for in a male animal, I don't know what it might be. Submissiveness and forgiveness? Detachment and caution? That's not fair. You knew he was short on those qualities back in the beginning.

He can be cruel sometimes, for his own, unfathomable reasons, and he may even exhibit a sadistic sense of wit by describing you as fat, dumpy, shrewish and square in front of friends. It's his private joke. Grin, if it kills you. You've been warned that Scorpio is compelled to conceal his motives, and this tendency isn't watered down in love. It may even be intensified. He's not about to display his true emotions in front of the world like a vulnerable, smitten schoolboy. Later, when you're alone, he'll tell you what he really thinks.

Marriage gives you a certain security, but if he pulls some of his Pluto tricks before the knot is tied, it may hurt, and you'll fail to get the humor. Still, don't even think about telling him that his harsh, self-sufficient who-needs-you? game makes you feel like jumping off a bridge. The Scorpio man will just tell you to go ahead and jump.

It may take a while to adjust to his personality, but it will eventually toughen you up. If you're too soft, you'll bruise easily with a Scorpio. Never ask him what he thinks of a new dress or hair-do, unless you're prepared to be stung by the brutal truth. At least you'll know his positive state­ments are honest, and not pasted together with the sticky glue of bored, insincere flattery. It's better to brave a good, healthy "You look awful," now and then, and be rewarded by an occasional "You're really beautiful, you know," than to swallow a constant diet of vague remarks like: "Yes, dear, it's lovely, sugar. Mmmmm-just fine, pigeon," from other men. Don't you think so? I do. But then, you're the one who has to live with it.

When it comes to jealousy, you'd better tread very, very carefully. He could bum and erupt like Mount Vesuvius in its heyday if you should accidentally wink near a man when a cinder gets in your eye, and if you ever give him a real reason to be suspicious, you're a very brave woman. But you'd better pack away your own jealous streak in the trunk, and then lock it.

It will make no impression at all to drench him in angry tears or reproachful recriminations. No matter how he behaves, just say to yourself, "He loves me, and he will never discard real love for physical promiscuity. He's loyal to his deep ties, and he's only practicing his hypnotic art with those girls." Say it once before each meal, in the morning and at bedtime. Especially at bedtime. Women will find him irresistibly attractive, but keep remembering that if anyone is strong enough to resist such continual flattery and temptation, it's a Scorpio. Doesn't that make you feel better? It should. It's true.

He'll probably be a stern father. The children won't get away with an ounce of lazy or frivolous behavior. Hell teach them to respect property, but he'll also teach them to respect themselves. Youngsters will seldom get the chance to form any false values around a Scorpio papa. Although he'll love them with as much sincere passion as he puts into everything else he cares about, he won't Stand for any nonsense. He'll protect them when they need it, but they'll soon get the message that he expects them to stand alone.

If they borrow money from him, he's liable to charge them interest on it, but it's for their own good. They may not realize that until he's gone some-day, but the lesson will eventually come home to them. Lots of children of Scorpio fathers resent his high-handed authority and tight discipline throughout childhood, and especially during the rebellious years, but as adults, they realize how lucky they were to have his firm guidance. From no other father can children learn so much truth about the way life really is. Often his offspring will find him gentle and funny; still there won't be any question about who is boss. He'll joke and laugh with them, and give them a sense of freedom, but the chalk line will be drawn, and they'll know not to cross it.

Even as they resent his attitude of command, the children will secretly admire his strength and try to imitate it, but occasionally it works the other way. A gentle child may feel bullied and cowed by Scorpio power, and retreat into neurotic intro­version, fearing to risk his displeasure. Then you'll have to remind him that affection and tenderness sometimes get more results than his normal, unbending, autocratic manner.

Just be sure you remind him tactfully and respectfully. A Scorpio man will never allow a woman to dictate to him. Never in a million years. He is the man and you are the woman, and if you have any doubts about it, you will be set straight so surely that you'll never need but one lesson. Yet, a Scorpio husband with a wife who truly understands him, will be tender, sympathetic, considerate, and repay her loyalty with the kind of love most women only read about and wish for.

It won't help much to try to resist this man, once the flame has been stirred and he's decided he wants you. Hell hypnotize you right out of all your good intentions. The magnetism of Scorpio men is almost tangible. You feel you can reach out and touch it. When you do, you may get a surprise. It will bum you only if you're over-sensitive and scorchable. If you're patient and strong, it will be like touching cool marble.


Girls are out of their league with him. It takes a brave woman to fly with the eagle and not crash. He can soar higher than his symbolic bright star Antares in the constellation of Scorpio, then dip down suddenly to earthy expression. Hang on tightly, but keep your eyes open wide, and you'll see horizons with him the timid will never see. Look over there, just beyond the tall fir trees-did you ever in your whole life experience such a sunrise? Sunset will be just as grand.

[James Wilkinson Sword]

On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:27:11 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sunday, 6 November 2016 19:05:01 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
>> On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 07:47:56 -0000, Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:38:04 UTC, Bod wrote:
>> >
>> >> > The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.
>> >> >
>> >> 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).
>> >
>> > He just scrapes in.
>> >
>> > http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/scorpio/
>>
>> What a load of fucking shite. Give me one reason the date you're born could change you in any way.
>
> I don't know, but it's uncanny how accurate it is.
>
> If you're in love with a Scorpio male and the word passion frightens you, put on your track shoes and run as if King Kong were pursuing you. He is.
>

> I'm not speaking of romantic passion alone, though that may be at the head of the list. I also refer to passionate intensity about politics, work, friendship, religion, food, relatives, children, clothing, life, death and any other categories you can think up. A Scorpio man is not exactly what your psyche needs if you're repelled by emotional excess. Don't look back. Just run.
>
> You'll think I've taken leave of my senses if you've just met that particular Pluto person. He's so calm and steady. How could anyone with such obvious self-control be passionate, let alone dangerously so? How indeed. Because he's only bluffing with the surface cool. Inside, his passions are as red hot as that stove you burned your hand on when you were three or four years old and getting into things out of your reach.

>
> This man may also be out of reach. He's sizzling underneath his deceptively controlled manner. Don't touch. You know perfectly well how long it takes for bums to heal. Remember? Your hand was stinging for weeks after that episode with the stove when you were in your Buster Browns. After this experience, your heart will burn for months, maybe years, and first aid kits will do little good. Grandma's favorite saying, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure," applies to both stove burns and Scorpio singes, so play it safe. Make sure you know where you're going and with whom.
>

> If your Sun sign gives you an asbestos, fireproof nature, go ahead and play with explosives. You may be able to keep the flames under control and have yourself a powerful fire to warm your heart for a lifetime. Perhaps you're passionate about things yourself. Fine. Then it's simply a matter of degree of heat. If your passion has an automatic thermostat, so it can be turned down to cool when his reads hot, you're safe. Let's pretend you are. The girls who are in danger should be in the next state by now, if they ran fast enough. They'll thank me someday after they've married a nice, safe Libran or Cancerian.

>
> As for you women who have analyzed yourselves as safe in a Pluto relationship, let's see if we can find what's hidden behind those hypnotic, piercing Scorpio eyes. It's pretty certain he hasn't made a neutral impression on you. He's either got you thinking he's boyish and sweet, or that he's wicked and passionate. (There goes that word again.) The trouble is, he's neither. Or maybe I should say he's both. Well, this isn't getting us anywhere. Let's start all over again.
>
> In a word, this man is invincible. Just behind his frosty reserve is a huge pot of boiling steam that bubbles and seethes continually. If you're lucky, he'll keep the lid on. tight for a lifetime, but a deep injury can blow it right off with a brilliant explosion. It's kind of fascinating to watch. if you're not in its direct line of destruction. Step aside, if you feel it coming. And don't do anything to cause it yourself.
>
> Hell bewilder you with his twin Scorpio traits of passion and reason. He's master of both: intellect and emotions rule him equally. Scorpio is more than intelligent. If he's a highly evolved specimen, he's also deeply philosophical, concerned with mysteries of existence, and he'll come close to knowing the answers.
>

> There are Scorpios who can live a spartan existence in a bare room, denying themselves every comfort for some obscure, aesthetic reason, but the true nature of the sign is sensual. Normally, Scorpio will surround himself with luxury. He'll lean toward excesses in food, drugs, drink, and yes-in love. Most assuredly in love. He's geared for it, with confidence. Romance will never frighten him, puzzle him, or catch him unaware.

>
> It's been on his mind ever since he rode his first bicycle. Maybe even his first tricycle. Of course, you could conceivably know a Scorpio who is so absolutely innocent-looking, with such disarming, youthful charm and lack of obvious seductive mannerisms, he's convinced you that passion is over-rated in Pluto males. He may even have freckles, and a whole drawer full of Boy Scout merit badges. But ask his wife.
>

> Try something like, "Say, Bertha-or Rosalie-or Sheila-or whatever-is your husband, well, is he passionate?" She might summon enough dignity to tell you it's none of your business, but your answer will most likely be hysterical laughter. Between her peals of mirth, she'll be remembering many days of his intense, passionate declarations about air pollution, housebreaking the dog, narcotics, long hair, birth control, and many nights of ... well, and many nights. This will be true even if her husband looks like Huckleberry Finn, and doesn't even remotely resemble King Kong.
>
> These men have an explosive temper that can strike a life-time wound. When the Scorpio lashes his deadly tail, the sting bites hard. He not only enjoys winning, he has to win. Something inside him dies when he loses, even in small ways; yet oddly enough, a Pluto man normally practices good sportsmanship. Like all his other emotions, disappointment never shows on those set features, and his reactions are rigidly controlled, including his romantic intentions. If there's a good reason to avoid the relationship, hell bum inside while he's projecting a glacial calm outwardly.

>
> He's also capable of torturing a girl cruelly before he finally decides to grab her by the hair and drag her off to his jungle of honeysuckle vines. Naturally, there are some November fellows who will gently propose on bended knee. They'll behave very properly, with or without a chaperone, but don't be deceived. It's merely the Scorpio desire to keep dignity at all cost. Your reputation must be spotless. He won't stand for ridicule or cheapness, for all his erotic nature.
>

> Pluto people can have either a Sunday School teacher horror of sin, an attitude which produces intensely dedicated evangelistic religious leaders, like Billy Graham, or they can be driven by curiosity to penetrate every dark corner of the human mystery. Sometimes, both attitudes are combined, resulting in the hypocrisy or self-delusion of an Elmer Gantry or a Reverend Davidson in Rain.
>
> Every Scorpio is a law unto himself, and completely unconcerned with what others think of him. He would like to be respected as a good, solid citizen, but if it interferes with any of his intense ideas or goals, then he couldn't care less, and those who gossip can just go to the place Pluto rules. None of his important decisions are hampered by the opinions of his friends, relatives, neighbors or enemies.

>
> I'm sorry to say, not even by you. Don't run away yet. Such beautiful self-containment and sureness of purpose can create a mighty attractive, free spirit who's not always fussing about what people think. Are honesty and courage and integrity such bad bargains? They may have lost a little of their sparkle in today's marketplace, but rub off the dust they've collected, and you can still get them appraised as genuine.
>

> It's quite an experience to see the Scorpio man operate under adversity's black clouds. While others are mumbling and crumbling and grumbling, he is at his forceful, courageous best. He seldom wallows in envy or self-pity, and he doesn't happen to think that life owes him a single farthing. You can just imagine how much time that saves. Instead of pouting in hurt anger when real troubles hit, he meets them head on. Conquer them? But of course.

>
> That's what he was born to do.
>
> One thing is a little frightening, and may require courage on your part. Scorpio loves mystery and there's not a single one that crosses his path he won't solve in detail. Since the eternal feminine mystery is any girl's most potent defense and offense, being stripped naked of your mystery can leave you feeling a little exposed. You'll scarcely have a secret left when he starts probing with those burning eyes and piercing questions.
>

> He has high standards, and he won't choose his friends loosely. They'll have to measure up. This is a marvelous, rare kind of man who can share a jug of spirits and joke with rough humor among other men like a bawdy Elizabethan; then tap that deep, inscrutable nature and turn into as gentle and tender a lover as Robert Browning.

>
> If there's anything more to ask for in a male animal, I don't know what it might be. Submissiveness and forgiveness? Detachment and caution? That's not fair. You knew he was short on those qualities back in the beginning.
>
> He can be cruel sometimes, for his own, unfathomable reasons, and he may even exhibit a sadistic sense of wit by describing you as fat, dumpy, shrewish and square in front of friends. It's his private joke. Grin, if it kills you. You've been warned that Scorpio is compelled to conceal his motives, and this tendency isn't watered down in love. It may even be intensified. He's not about to display his true emotions in front of the world like a vulnerable, smitten schoolboy. Later, when you're alone, he'll tell you what he really thinks.
>
> Marriage gives you a certain security, but if he pulls some of his Pluto tricks before the knot is tied, it may hurt, and you'll fail to get the humor. Still, don't even think about telling him that his harsh, self-sufficient who-needs-you? game makes you feel like jumping off a bridge. The Scorpio man will just tell you to go ahead and jump.
>

> It may take a while to adjust to his personality, but it will eventually toughen you up. If you're too soft, you'll bruise easily with a Scorpio. Never ask him what he thinks of a new dress or hair-do, unless you're prepared to be stung by the brutal truth. At least you'll know his positive statements are honest, and not pasted together with the sticky glue of bored, insincere flattery. It's better to brave a good, healthy "You look awful," now and then, and be rewarded by an occasional "You're really beautiful, you know," than to swallow a constant diet of vague remarks like: "Yes, dear, it's lovely, sugar. Mmmmm-just fine, pigeon," from other men. Don't you think so? I do. But then, you're the one who has to live with it.

>
> When it comes to jealousy, you'd better tread very, very carefully. He could bum and erupt like Mount Vesuvius in its heyday if you should accidentally wink near a man when a cinder gets in your eye, and if you ever give him a real reason to be suspicious, you're a very brave woman. But you'd better pack away your own jealous streak in the trunk, and then lock it.
>
> It will make no impression at all to drench him in angry tears or reproachful recriminations. No matter how he behaves, just say to yourself, "He loves me, and he will never discard real love for physical promiscuity. He's loyal to his deep ties, and he's only practicing his hypnotic art with those girls." Say it once before each meal, in the morning and at bedtime. Especially at bedtime. Women will find him irresistibly attractive, but keep remembering that if anyone is strong enough to resist such continual flattery and temptation, it's a Scorpio. Doesn't that make you feel better? It should. It's true.
>
> He'll probably be a stern father. The children won't get away with an ounce of lazy or frivolous behavior. Hell teach them to respect property, but he'll also teach them to respect themselves. Youngsters will seldom get the chance to form any false values around a Scorpio papa. Although he'll love them with as much sincere passion as he puts into everything else he cares about, he won't Stand for any nonsense. He'll protect them when they need it, but they'll soon get the message that he expects them to stand alone.
>
> If they borrow money from him, he's liable to charge them interest on it, but it's for their own good. They may not realize that until he's gone some-day, but the lesson will eventually come home to them. Lots of children of Scorpio fathers resent his high-handed authority and tight discipline throughout childhood, and especially during the rebellious years, but as adults, they realize how lucky they were to have his firm guidance. From no other father can children learn so much truth about the way life really is. Often his offspring will find him gentle and funny; still there won't be any question about who is boss. He'll joke and laugh with them, and give them a sense of freedom, but the chalk line will be drawn, and they'll know not to cross it.
>

> Even as they resent his attitude of command, the children will secretly admire his strength and try to imitate it, but occasionally it works the other way. A gentle child may feel bullied and cowed by Scorpio power, and retreat into neurotic introversion, fearing to risk his displeasure. Then you'll have to remind him that affection and tenderness sometimes get more results than his normal, unbending, autocratic manner.

>
> Just be sure you remind him tactfully and respectfully. A Scorpio man will never allow a woman to dictate to him. Never in a million years. He is the man and you are the woman, and if you have any doubts about it, you will be set straight so surely that you'll never need but one lesson. Yet, a Scorpio husband with a wife who truly understands him, will be tender, sympathetic, considerate, and repay her loyalty with the kind of love most women only read about and wish for.
>
> It won't help much to try to resist this man, once the flame has been stirred and he's decided he wants you. Hell hypnotize you right out of all your good intentions. The magnetism of Scorpio men is almost tangible. You feel you can reach out and touch it. When you do, you may get a surprise. It will bum you only if you're over-sensitive and scorchable. If you're patient and strong, it will be like touching cool marble.
>
>
> Girls are out of their league with him. It takes a brave woman to fly with the eagle and not crash. He can soar higher than his symbolic bright star Antares in the constellation of Scorpio, then dip down suddenly to earthy expression. Hang on tightly, but keep your eyes open wide, and you'll see horizons with him the timid will never see. Look over there, just beyond the tall fir trees-did you ever in your whole life experience such a sunrise? Sunset will be just as grand.

It's just people jumping at coincidences.

--
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death -- Albert Einstein

[Rod Speed]

Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote
> James Wilkinson Sword wrote
>> Simon Mason <swld...@gmail.com> wrote

>>> Bod wrote

>>>>> The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra,
>>>>> like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who
>>>>> was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never
>>>>> got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.

>>>> 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).

>>> He just scrapes in.

>>> http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/scorpio/

>> What a load of fucking shite. Give me one reason
>> the date you're born could change you in any way.

> I don't know, but it's uncanny how accurate it is.

Like hell it is. None of your photos have any Scorpio death stare.

> If you're in love with a Scorpio male and the word passion frightens you,
> put on your track shoes and run as if King Kong were pursuing you. He is.

Even sillier than you usually manage.

> I'm not speaking of romantic passion alone, though that may be at the head
> of the list. I also refer to pas­sionate intensity about politics, work,
> friendship,
> religion, food, relatives, children, clothing, life, death and any other
> categories
> you can think up. A Scorpio man is not exactly what your psyche needs if
> you're repelled by emotional excess. Don't look back. Just run.

No need to run, just don’t bother with the fucker.

And none of the Scorpios that I know are like that anyway.

I am in fact a scorpio myself, and so is my sister and neither
of us are anything like that, not death stares either.

And it isnt hard to work out who they are with many
workplaces into birthdays and facebook in spades.

> You'll think I've taken leave of my senses if you've just met
> that particular Pluto person. He's so calm and steady. How
> could anyone with such obvious self-control be passionate,
> let alone dangerously so? How indeed. Be­cause he's only
> bluffing with the surface cool. Inside, his passions are as red
> hot as that stove you burned your hand on when you were
> three or four years old and getting into things out of your reach.

None of the pluto people I know are anything like that.

In fact none of the people I know are anything like that.

> This man may also be out of reach. He's sizzling underneath
> his deceptively controlled manner. Don't touch. You know
> perfectly well how long it takes for bums to heal. Remember?
> Your hand was stinging for weeks after that episode with the
> stove when you were in your Buster Browns.

I just managed to do it a week ago and the effect
only lasted for a few hours, it was fine the next day.

> After this experience, your heart will burn for months,
> maybe years, and first aid kits will do little good.

Mindlessly silly.

None of the rest of the even sillier shit worth bothering with.