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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 20, 2017, 2:29:54 AM3/20/17
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He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
That in itself is a miracle. 😉
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"Are you ready for the jungle?"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
That in itself is a miracle. 😉
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"Are you ready for the jungle?"
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 20, 2017, 10:59:55 AM3/20/17
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On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 7:13:27 AM UTC-5, default wrote:
> On Mon, 20 Mar 2017 01:50:07 -0700 (PDT), Joe Bruno
> <ajtan...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >YOU NEVER HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE LOAVES AND FISHES?
>
> There you go... they ate the stories.
Jesus may have been using another story that works every time: He promised them free passage to the afterlife. But, of course, it wasn't free.
Everybody was feeding the enterprise --except for the Jews who would swallow the story.
> On Mon, 20 Mar 2017 01:50:07 -0700 (PDT), Joe Bruno
> <ajtan...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Sunday, March 19, 2017 at 11:24:06 PM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> >> He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
> >>
> >> That in itself is a miracle. ?
> >On Sunday, March 19, 2017 at 11:24:06 PM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> >> He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >YOU NEVER HEARD THE STORY ABOUT THE LOAVES AND FISHES?
>
> There you go... they ate the stories.
Jesus may have been using another story that works every time: He promised them free passage to the afterlife. But, of course, it wasn't free.
Everybody was feeding the enterprise --except for the Jews who would swallow the story.
Robert Carnegie
Mar 20, 2017, 3:09:55 PM3/20/17
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On Monday, 20 March 2017 06:29:54 UTC, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
>
> That in itself is a miracle. 😉
This has nothing to do with the topic of evolution.
> He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
>
> That in itself is a miracle. 😉
Don't be a nuisance.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 20, 2017, 5:09:54 PM3/20/17
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Everything that rejects evolution is fair game. Defending nature is my passion.
Jesus and his disciples are the story of something that never was.
Rolf
Mar 20, 2017, 5:34:56 PM3/20/17
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"Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com>
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> On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 2:09:55 PM UTC-5, Robert Carnegie
wrote:
>> On Monday, 20 March 2017 06:29:54 UTC, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
>> > He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
>> >
>> > That in itself is a miracle. 😉
>>
>> This has nothing to do with the topic of evolution.
>> Don't be a nuisance.
>
> I'm a nuisance by nature. My place in the jungle is the mosquito.
>
> Everything that rejects evolution is fair game. Defending nature is my passion.
>
>> On Monday, 20 March 2017 06:29:54 UTC, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
>> > He had a rich uncle? Were they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
>> >
>> > That in itself is a miracle. 😉
>>
>> This has nothing to do with the topic of evolution.
>> Don't be a nuisance.
>
> I'm a nuisance by nature. My place in the jungle is the mosquito.
>
> Everything that rejects evolution is fair game. Defending nature is my passion.
>
Nature has no need of your "defence"
Find something you are better qualified on for our passion.
> Jesus and his disciples are the story of something that never was.
>
You don't say!
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 20, 2017, 9:09:54 PM3/20/17
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Right, no money to pay them.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 20, 2017, 9:44:54 PM3/20/17
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Jesus didn't have a banana or a megaphone. 😐
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 21, 2017, 10:39:55 AM3/21/17
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On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:10:03 AM UTC-5, aaa wrote:
> On 03/21/2017 07:46 PM, default wrote:
> > But you won't accept that Christianity is backwards compared to
> > atheist?
> >
>
> I can't talk about Christianity in general since it's so loosely
> defined. I can only talk about the teaching of Jesus in the Bible. I
> think the teaching of Jesus is the best living philosophy that even
> atheists can't deny. The wisdom of Jesus Christ is profound. It will
> never go out of date. Comparing with his teaching, Atheism is absolute
> gibberish without philosophical understanding of any kind. It's nothing
> but modern scientific indoctrination which is brainwashing by definition
> and design.
By applying Jesus' philosophy I'd get on a bike and go roaming free preaching something. That's exactly what I do, but my message is very different. The wisdom of the afterlife is nonsense. I preach these wise words:
WE ARE PEOPLE TOO
“You can live on peanuts and be happy if you can ride a bicycle or lie in a hammock under a tree, having a balance. No car payments means freedom, right? The young and restless are bored, often jobless, and may turn to crime and stuff. And the prison industry is as prosperous as the medical industry. Be fit! There are many traps in the jungle. Beware! This is a money jungle. If they treat you like an insect, be a nagging mosquito. Make noise! And don’t feed the lion. Go roaming free. The best comes when you skip the pump and eat what you love. Set up a bike with cargo capacity. Make it an SUB (sport utility bike). Be proud! And play the music loud.”
> On 03/21/2017 07:46 PM, default wrote:
> > But you won't accept that Christianity is backwards compared to
> > atheist?
> >
>
> I can't talk about Christianity in general since it's so loosely
> defined. I can only talk about the teaching of Jesus in the Bible. I
> think the teaching of Jesus is the best living philosophy that even
> atheists can't deny. The wisdom of Jesus Christ is profound. It will
> never go out of date. Comparing with his teaching, Atheism is absolute
> gibberish without philosophical understanding of any kind. It's nothing
> but modern scientific indoctrination which is brainwashing by definition
> and design.
By applying Jesus' philosophy I'd get on a bike and go roaming free preaching something. That's exactly what I do, but my message is very different. The wisdom of the afterlife is nonsense. I preach these wise words:
WE ARE PEOPLE TOO
“You can live on peanuts and be happy if you can ride a bicycle or lie in a hammock under a tree, having a balance. No car payments means freedom, right? The young and restless are bored, often jobless, and may turn to crime and stuff. And the prison industry is as prosperous as the medical industry. Be fit! There are many traps in the jungle. Beware! This is a money jungle. If they treat you like an insect, be a nagging mosquito. Make noise! And don’t feed the lion. Go roaming free. The best comes when you skip the pump and eat what you love. Set up a bike with cargo capacity. Make it an SUB (sport utility bike). Be proud! And play the music loud.”
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 21, 2017, 11:44:54 AM3/21/17
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On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:49 AM UTC-5, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> By applying Jesus' philosophy I'd get on a bike and go roaming free preaching something. That's exactly what I do, but my message is very different. The wisdom of the afterlife is nonsense. I preach these wise words:
>
> WE ARE PEOPLE TOO
> “You can live on peanuts and be happy if you can ride a bicycle or lie in a hammock under a tree, having a balance. No car payments means freedom, right? The young and restless are bored, often jobless, and may turn to crime and stuff. And the prison industry is as prosperous as the medical industry. Be fit! There are many traps in the jungle. Beware! This is a money jungle. If they treat you like an insect, be a nagging mosquito. Make noise! And don’t feed the lion. Go roaming free. The best comes when you skip the pump and eat what you love. Set up a bike with cargo capacity. Make it an SUB (sport utility bike). Be proud! And play the music loud.”
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> By applying Jesus' philosophy I'd get on a bike and go roaming free preaching something. That's exactly what I do, but my message is very different. The wisdom of the afterlife is nonsense. I preach these wise words:
>
> WE ARE PEOPLE TOO
> “You can live on peanuts and be happy if you can ride a bicycle or lie in a hammock under a tree, having a balance. No car payments means freedom, right? The young and restless are bored, often jobless, and may turn to crime and stuff. And the prison industry is as prosperous as the medical industry. Be fit! There are many traps in the jungle. Beware! This is a money jungle. If they treat you like an insect, be a nagging mosquito. Make noise! And don’t feed the lion. Go roaming free. The best comes when you skip the pump and eat what you love. Set up a bike with cargo capacity. Make it an SUB (sport utility bike). Be proud! And play the music loud.”
>
>
> "Are you ready for the jungle?"
>
> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
"When you lie in a hammock, your troubles melt away and you enjoy your day" -Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
> "Are you ready for the jungle?"
>
> https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nffbCR_uCZ6znjf3gLiFRXSAoLzhWtoZ6U4S7Y37aKc/edit?usp=sharing
That's a philosophy for life. 👍
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 21, 2017, 11:59:54 AM3/21/17
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He may have a lot of converts.
Rolf
Mar 21, 2017, 12:14:55 PM3/21/17
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>
>
In what way is that relevant wrt evolution? You descended from a pair of
monkeys?
> On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 9:09:54 PM UTC-4, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
> Humble Philosopher wrote:
>> On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 5:34:56 PM UTC-4, Rolf wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com>
>> > skrev i melding
>> > news:7fc913f7-bd55-4a3b...@googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> > > On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 2:09:55 PM UTC-5, Robert Carnegie
>> > wrote:
>> > >> On Monday, 20 March 2017 06:29:54 UTC, Wise TibetanMonkey,
>> > Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
>> > >> > He had a rich uncle? Were
>> > they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
>> > >> >
>> >
>> > >> > That in itself is a miracle. ??
> Humble Philosopher wrote:
>> On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 5:34:56 PM UTC-4, Rolf wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com>
>> > skrev i melding
>> > news:7fc913f7-bd55-4a3b...@googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> > > On Monday, March 20, 2017 at 2:09:55 PM UTC-5, Robert Carnegie
>> > wrote:
>> > >> On Monday, 20 March 2017 06:29:54 UTC, Wise TibetanMonkey,
>> > Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
>> > >> > He had a rich uncle? Were
>> > they part-timers or full-timers? Did they work for free?
>> > >> >
>> >
>> > >>
>> > >> This
>> > has nothing to do with the topic of evolution.
>> > >> Don't be a
>> > nuisance.
>> > >
>> > > I'm a nuisance by nature. My place in the jungle
>> > is the mosquito.
>> > >
>> > > Everything that rejects evolution is fair
>> > game. Defending nature is my passion.
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Nature has no need of your "defence"
>> >
>> > Find something you are better qualified on for our passion.
>>
>> I've proven I can change the world without disciples.
>>
>> Right, no money to pay them.
>
> The other day I overwhelmed a Christian group with 12 disciples, but I had
> a banana and a megaphone. The recording went "Welcome to the Jungle.
> Banana Power!"
>
> Jesus didn't have a banana or a megaphone. ??
>> > >> This
>> > has nothing to do with the topic of evolution.
>> > >> Don't be a
>> > nuisance.
>> > >
>> > > I'm a nuisance by nature. My place in the jungle
>> > is the mosquito.
>> > >
>> > > Everything that rejects evolution is fair
>> > game. Defending nature is my passion.
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Nature has no need of your "defence"
>> >
>> > Find something you are better qualified on for our passion.
>>
>> I've proven I can change the world without disciples.
>>
>> Right, no money to pay them.
>
> The other day I overwhelmed a Christian group with 12 disciples, but I had
> a banana and a megaphone. The recording went "Welcome to the Jungle.
> Banana Power!"
>
>
>
In what way is that relevant wrt evolution? You descended from a pair of
monkeys?
Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Mar 21, 2017, 12:29:54 PM3/21/17
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On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 12:05:03 PM UTC-4, Joe Bruno wrote:
> He did for awhile. Later, he made Judas do it.
Yeah, people expected a hot pizza from Jesus. 😉
https://i1.wp.com/tiltingground.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jesus-pizza.jpg
Yeah, people expected a hot pizza from Jesus. 😉
https://i1.wp.com/tiltingground.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jesus-pizza.jpg
Burkhard
Mar 21, 2017, 1:19:55 PM3/21/17
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Invade their trenchers next, and soon devour,
To mend the scanty meal, their cakes of flour.
Ascanius this observ’d, and smiling said:
“See, we devour the plates on which we fed."
(Virgil Aeneid, Book 7)
jillery
Mar 21, 2017, 1:44:57 PM3/21/17
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On Tue, 21 Mar 2017 17:15:06 +0000, Burkhard <b.sc...@ed.ac.uk>
wrote:
>Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 12:05:03 PM UTC-4, Joe Bruno wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:57:02 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
>>>> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>> Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza delivery.
>>>>
>>>> Does Jesus deliver pizza?
>>>>
>>>
>>> He did for awhile. Later, he made Judas do it.
>>
>> Yeah, people expected a hot pizza from Jesus. ?
accompanied by some cheap wine.
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wrote:
>Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 12:05:03 PM UTC-4, Joe Bruno wrote:
>>> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:57:02 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
>>>> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>> Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza delivery.
>>>>
>>>> Does Jesus deliver pizza?
>>>>
>>>
>>> He did for awhile. Later, he made Judas do it.
>>
>>
>> https://i1.wp.com/tiltingground.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jesus-pizza.jpg
>>
>
>"Their homely fare dispatch’d, the hungry band
>Invade their trenchers next, and soon devour,
>To mend the scanty meal, their cakes of flour.
>Ascanius this observ’d, and smiling said:
>“See, we devour the plates on which we fed."
>
>(Virgil Aeneid, Book 7)
If Jesus delivered pizza, it would have had anchovies on it, and
>> https://i1.wp.com/tiltingground.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jesus-pizza.jpg
>>
>
>"Their homely fare dispatch’d, the hungry band
>Invade their trenchers next, and soon devour,
>To mend the scanty meal, their cakes of flour.
>Ascanius this observ’d, and smiling said:
>“See, we devour the plates on which we fed."
>
>(Virgil Aeneid, Book 7)
accompanied by some cheap wine.
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 21, 2017, 7:34:54 PM3/21/17
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On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 11:14:55 AM UTC-5, Rolf wrote:
> "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com>
> skrev i melding
> news:c91da828-5f80-41c4...@googlegroups.com...
> "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com>
> skrev i melding
> > Jesus didn't have a banana or a megaphone. ??
> >
> >
>
> In what way is that relevant wrt evolution? You descended from a pair of
> monkeys?
It's simple: No Jesus means evolution.
> >
> >
>
> In what way is that relevant wrt evolution? You descended from a pair of
> monkeys?
I descended from the trees some three million years ago --just like everybody else.
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 21, 2017, 9:04:55 PM3/21/17
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That's why I don't want to give away bananas. 😐
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 21, 2017, 11:29:54 PM3/21/17
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On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:55:41 PM UTC-5, Joe Bruno wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 5:32:34 PM UTC-7, John Locke wrote:
> >
> I happen to like anchovies.I like things very spicy.
Request the "hell topping." Heaven is sweet, hell is spicy.
> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 5:32:34 PM UTC-7, John Locke wrote:
> > On Tue, 21 Mar 2017 08:57:00 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
> > Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > >> Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza delivery.
> > >
> > >Does Jesus deliver pizza?
> > >
> > ..yes, but damnit, Jesus put anchovies on the pizza again !
> > Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > >On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > >> Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza delivery.
> > >
> > >Does Jesus deliver pizza?
> > >
> >
> I happen to like anchovies.I like things very spicy.
Request the "hell topping." Heaven is sweet, hell is spicy.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 22, 2017, 12:19:55 AM3/22/17
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On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 10:48:35 PM UTC-5, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 10:18:37 PM UTC-5, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:16:14 PM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >
> > You never let the world know what your weapons are.
>
> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/11/ab/99/11ab99c4c7503ea8e3ba7f39589ab105.jpg
The war-cry is "Welcome to the Jungle. Banana Power!"
People can't figure out if it's a weapon or a treat, but their curiosity makes them read. Nothing as dense as the bible, of course.
> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 10:18:37 PM UTC-5, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:16:14 PM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 6:02:01 PM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > > > Now you may never know if the churchgoers go hungry for the bible or for pizza.
> > > >
> > > > That's why I don't want to give away bananas. 😐
> > >
> > > How do we know you have no bananas?
> > > > Now you may never know if the churchgoers go hungry for the bible or for pizza.
> > > >
> > > > That's why I don't want to give away bananas. 😐
> > >
> >
> > You never let the world know what your weapons are.
>
> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/11/ab/99/11ab99c4c7503ea8e3ba7f39589ab105.jpg
The war-cry is "Welcome to the Jungle. Banana Power!"
People can't figure out if it's a weapon or a treat, but their curiosity makes them read. Nothing as dense as the bible, of course.
Astero...@yahoo.com
Mar 22, 2017, 12:49:58 AM3/22/17
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 22, 2017, 1:54:57 AM3/22/17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noZ9aefHktY
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 22, 2017, 8:49:55 AM3/22/17
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On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 5:04:53 AM UTC-4, newsreader crashed again wrote:
> On 22 Mar 2017 03:29 AM ,"Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 12:05:03 PM UTC-4, Joe Bruno wrote:=20
> > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:57:02 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most =
> > Humble Philosopher wrote:=20
> > > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wro=
> > te:=20
> > > > > Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza=
> > delivery.=20
> > > >=20
> > > > Does Jesus deliver pizza?=20
>
> No he would never deliver pizza, as there is between 2000 and 2500 calories in a 12inch pizza as bought from outlets such as Domino's.
>
> Jesus would want to restrict you to around 1500 in a 24 hour period, for the sake of your health.
Maybe Jesus needed the extra calories because he would walk it off everyday. Christians love the calories as they are proudly sedentary and overweight.
He would add a special topping called "pepperoni Jesus"...
> On 22 Mar 2017 03:29 AM ,"Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 12:05:03 PM UTC-4, Joe Bruno wrote:=20
> > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:57:02 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most =
> > Humble Philosopher wrote:=20
> > > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wro=
> > te:=20
> > > > > Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza=
> > delivery.=20
> > > >=20
> > > > Does Jesus deliver pizza?=20
>
> No he would never deliver pizza, as there is between 2000 and 2500 calories in a 12inch pizza as bought from outlets such as Domino's.
>
> Jesus would want to restrict you to around 1500 in a 24 hour period, for the sake of your health.
Maybe Jesus needed the extra calories because he would walk it off everyday. Christians love the calories as they are proudly sedentary and overweight.
He would add a special topping called "pepperoni Jesus"...
Rolf
Mar 22, 2017, 9:24:59 AM3/22/17
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"jillery" <69jp...@gmail.com> skrev i melding
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with the Wine-trick, Fish-trick and Bread-trick, I don't see any reason why
he couldn't have run a Pizza bakery and delivery service without any staff
or employees, everything would have been handled by divine forces, so why
worry about the quality of the wine?
Both Romans and Jews (and everybody else) would have been happy and ...
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 22, 2017, 2:49:55 PM3/22/17
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On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 12:34:56 PM UTC-5, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> >
> > You've never heard the exclamation "Christ on a bike!"?
>
> I heard of "Christ on skates."
Jesus protects all those kids doing crazy stuff on skates. They don't need helmets.
Jesus is better than a helmet, so they say.
> On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 10:03:49 AM UTC-5, Dan S. MacAbre wrote:
> > Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > > (I can deliver pizza by bike, something Jesus can't do)
> > Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> >
> > You've never heard the exclamation "Christ on a bike!"?
>
> I heard of "Christ on skates."
Jesus protects all those kids doing crazy stuff on skates. They don't need helmets.
Jesus is better than a helmet, so they say.
jillery
Mar 22, 2017, 5:14:55 PM3/22/17
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On Wed, 22 Mar 2017 14:23:30 +0100, "Rolf" <rolf.a...@gmail.com>
wrote:
Being a good Jewish boy, Jesus would not have offered bacon or pork
sausage pizza, but he still might have rendered onto Little Caesar.
wrote:
sausage pizza, but he still might have rendered onto Little Caesar.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
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Kind of making sense for some kids that are not very smart. Maybe Jesus will punish them for using helmets.
I wasn't using one but converted after finding some cool-looking helmets. I put on a label that says "Banana Warrior."
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 22, 2017, 9:14:54 PM3/22/17
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On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 8:46:29 PM UTC-4, deaco...@gmail.com wrote:
> The topping on pizza is eternal life.
>
> Ride your bike to that place
>
> Deacon Mark
Some people say riding a bike is sure death.
I rather have the Amsterdam topping.
> The topping on pizza is eternal life.
>
> Ride your bike to that place
>
> Deacon Mark
Some people say riding a bike is sure death.
I rather have the Amsterdam topping.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 23, 2017, 12:49:55 AM3/23/17
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On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 10:31:10 PM UTC-4, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 7:29:30 PM UTC-7, Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
> > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 9:59:29 PM UTC-4, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 6:54:49 PM UTC-7, Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 7:47:44 PM UTC-4, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 3:23:47 PM UTC-7, astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > > > > https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/40e6r6/monkey_cat_loves_banana/
> > > > >
> > > > > proof of evolushun?
> > > >
> > > > Is that a Christian cat? 😐
> > >
> > > looks like a monkey to me.
> >
> > You are easily fooled.
> >
> > Is that why you became Christian?
>
> I became an evolutionist because of this video. It was quite convincing.
So where do you stand now: Jesus or no Jesus.
Jesus would never approve of evolution. But it's really commonsense.
> On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 7:29:30 PM UTC-7, Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
> > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 9:59:29 PM UTC-4, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 6:54:49 PM UTC-7, Free Spirit, Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 7:47:44 PM UTC-4, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 3:23:47 PM UTC-7, astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > > > > https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/40e6r6/monkey_cat_loves_banana/
> > > > >
> > > > > proof of evolushun?
> > > >
> > > > Is that a Christian cat? 😐
> > >
> > > looks like a monkey to me.
> >
> > You are easily fooled.
> >
> > Is that why you became Christian?
>
> I became an evolutionist because of this video. It was quite convincing.
So where do you stand now: Jesus or no Jesus.
Jesus would never approve of evolution. But it's really commonsense.
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 23, 2017, 1:49:55 AM3/23/17
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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
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On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 3:55:14 PM UTC-7, duke wrote:
> On Tue, 21 Mar 2017 09:04:58 -0700 (PDT), Joe Bruno <ajtan...@gmail.com>
Jesus expects a good tip for delivery.
But perhaps we can pass him a fake bill. Yeah, Jesus would be 2000 year behind. No way he can survive in a modern capitalist society. He would be kicking Wall Street.
> On Tue, 21 Mar 2017 09:04:58 -0700 (PDT), Joe Bruno <ajtan...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:57:02 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> >> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >> > Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza delivery.
> >>
> >> Does Jesus deliver pizza?
> >>
> >
> >He did for awhile. Later, he made Judas do it.
>
> And gave him a helicopter to deliver it in.
>
> >On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 8:57:02 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> >> On Tuesday, March 21, 2017 at 9:59:55 AM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >> > Yup. And you're lying there on your hammock and there come your pizza delivery.
> >>
> >> Does Jesus deliver pizza?
> >>
> >
> >He did for awhile. Later, he made Judas do it.
>
Jesus expects a good tip for delivery.
But perhaps we can pass him a fake bill. Yeah, Jesus would be 2000 year behind. No way he can survive in a modern capitalist society. He would be kicking Wall Street.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 23, 2017, 2:14:57 AM3/23/17
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But he would soon find himself in a labor camp. Then he would evaporate and go back to heaven. In heaven everything is free.
Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
Mar 23, 2017, 10:59:56 AM3/23/17
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On Wednesday, March 22, 2017 at 11:52:44 PM UTC-5, Astero...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Know how to ask the questions, eh? So you believe in cat to monkey evolution. Didn't know that.
No cat to monkey. The cat is a distant relative. The monkey is a cousin.
You can see the relationship because monkey laugh like us. Cats don't laugh. Dogs don't laugh. Jesus don't laugh. God don't laugh.
No cat to monkey. The cat is a distant relative. The monkey is a cousin.
You can see the relationship because monkey laugh like us. Cats don't laugh. Dogs don't laugh. Jesus don't laugh. God don't laugh.
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Mar 23, 2017, 4:14:56 PM3/23/17
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