>How long has it been since you actually went downtown to see a movie?
>Personally, I've not been in a movie theater in years. However, there
>is a new kid on the block that just might entice me to wander into the
>dark pit of fantasy. It's called MoviePass.
Nor have I been to a movie theatre in years. I thought that just
meant that I was weird, but apparently that in particular doesn't,
although I may be weird for other reasons. The last two
movies I saw in a movie theatre were "American Beauty", which
got lots of rave reviews from the effete show-biz crowd, though
I only found it somewhat interesting. The other was "The Pianist"
which I think is the best movie I've ever seen. It was the
creation of that guy who had to flee the USA because he had
sex with a 13-year-old girl who was dressed like an 18-year-old
girl. I saw those more than ten years ago, and I've not been
tempted to see another movie since. TV is bad enough.
>
>In August of this year, when MoviePass introduced a cut-rate,
>subscription-based plan — go to the movies 365 times a year for $9.95
>a month. MoviePass said this month that it had signed up more than
>one million subscribers in just four months.
Well that's one way to address the overpopulation problem.
Make people go to the movies every day and at least 2/3 of
them will commit suicide just so they don't have to go anymore.
>
>It took Netflix more than three years to reach that level when it
>started selling low-priced subscriptions for DVD rentals in 1999.
>Spotify was relatively quick, at five months in 2011. It took Hulu
>10 months to reach one million later that year.
>
>Here's how it works: Under the MoviePass business model, theaters
>get paid full price for every admission. People who sign up receive
>a membership card that functions like a debit card.
>
>When members want to see a movie (no more than one a day) they use a
>MoviePass smartphone app to check in at the theater. The app instantly
>transfers the price of a ticket to the membership card. Members in
>turn use the card to pay for entry. It all works independently of theaters.
365 movies a year isn't enough? I think I'd rather
experience 365 invasions by ferocious and sadistic
extraterrestrials a year. At least, unlike most
movies, that would be stimulating.