bflanier wrote in message
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Now here, bflanier, I do most respectfully disagree with you, though I most
of the time am much inclined to agree with you.
The advice of the Village Idiot, I for one say, is not at all "problematic"
as you say. I myself find the advice of the Village Idiot most often than
not to be simply very, very entertaining and just full of fun and laughs,
just as this special tidbit of his is!
Just look at those words of the Village Idiot here, just begging as they do
a host of other follow-up questions not at all answered by him. In fact,
when asked questions to clarify these words of his, he yet again...yes, ever
so boringly yet again...runs away back into that deep dark hole of his under
his rock!
"But if I were you I would contact someone very impotent
and report this, so you can sleep better at night."
- How does one...anyone...upon just meeting a guy immediately tell whether
or not he is in the first place impotent so as to know that he is the one to
whom to report? What kind of determining tool/factor/criteria does one
employ to make this discernment? Does one toss into the guy's lap a sexy,
skimpily clad, ready, willing, and able 18 or 20 year old male or female and
then stand back to observe the reaction of said guy? Does one have the guy
then and there fill a 500 question test to make that determination? Does
one invite said guy into a skinny dipping session at a local sauna with that
18 or 20 year old male or female? Does one discreetly ask the guy's
wife/girlfriend/boy friend/significant other? The mind just boggles with
all these possibilities!
- Having somehow established that the guy is indeed impotent, how in the
world does one next determine that he is in actual fact "very impotent" as
versus "sometimes impotent," "so-so impotent," "somewhat impotent," "average
impotent,," "more than average impotent," "more often than not impotent," or
"really, really very, very impotent"? After all, the Village Idiot's advice
is to "contact someone very impotent" such that clearly and obviously
someone however impotent will not meet the Village Idiot's criteria unless
said person is in actual fact "very impotent." What objective metric is
used to make such determination? Does one really measure that angle of the
dangle?
- And what if this "very impotent" guy finds that he temporarily can
overcome this state of "very impotent" with appropriate one time use of
Viagra/Cialis? Is he then to be designated to be not "very impotent" or is
he still for all intents and purposes "very impotent"? If the former,, then
what is the critical determining point between being "very impotent" and
being not "very impotent"? And what objective metric is to be employed to
make this determination? Are we back to measuring the angle of the dangle
again?
As you can see, this advice from the Village Idiot is not at all
"problematic," but is instead just chockfull of most interesting and
certainly by far fun filled questions! Who else but the Village Idiot can
give advice that results in so many questions filled with so much fun and
laughs!