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Masculist

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Mar 15, 2007, 6:49:29 PM3/15/07
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Here's some more Phil Hendrie bits that you can chuckle to. They are
all short bits (5-10 min 2mb) except the last one, "Women CEO's",
which is meant more for men's advocates. They can be downloaded
anytime in the next 7 days.

Warning...Male entertainment.

Smitty

1. Vernon Dozier and Dean Wheeler - How to treat your wife

"Tell her to make some bean dip"

http://download.yousendit.com/C3497AA82A49F564

2. Phil Hendrie - Disgusted at Harry Potter

"JK Rowlings is a limey slut"

http://download.yousendit.com/AD9E4F9C5D8A767A

3. Bud Dickman - Psychotherapist

"Yes, it's a good idea to kill your wife"

http://download.yousendit.com/2A07E8DC5EDB1E61

4. Art Bell's Full of Crap

http://download.yousendit.com/A4A01DD435F2FC2E

5. Justin McElroy - Suburban Sluts

http://download.yousendit.com/34195B275429B797

6. Ted Bell - Women CEO's

"Stop acting pussy whipped"

http://download.yousendit.com/541B09C932D4BE6E

Hi

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Mar 15, 2007, 6:57:52 PM3/15/07
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On 15 Mar 2007 15:49:29 -0700, in article <1173998969.915329.124150
@e1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>, Masculist <MASC...@gmail.com>
stated...

*flush*


--
Let's get better!

Day Brown

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Mar 15, 2007, 11:04:13 PM3/15/07
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On Mar 15, 4:57 pm, Hi, I'd like to introduce you to the soothing
craft of basket weaving <4857...@difgh34.net> wrote:
> Let's get better!
I mite've looked at a plain ascii copy of the text. I can read five
times faster than anyone can talk, and dont like wasting time.
But it strikes me that there are several cultures which dont even have
a word for "henpecked" much less "pussy whipped".

And its telling that none of them are innovative, while the men in
those cultures are increasingly violent with the rage of the impotent.
Conversely, its those cultures where the women are most liberated and
empowered, like the Nordic, that are adapting and innovating fastest,
and pulling ever further ahead of the mysogenistic cultures. While
those elements within them, like the Muslims, are failing to get with
it, falling further in psychopathology.

Quiet Desperation

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Mar 15, 2007, 11:46:56 PM3/15/07
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In article <1173998969.9...@e1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,
"Masculist" <MASC...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Here's some more Phil Hendrie bits that you can chuckle to.

Damn I miss that show.

Masculist

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Mar 16, 2007, 2:40:40 PM3/16/07
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On Mar 15, 8:46 pm, Quiet Desperation <x...@x.com> wrote:
> In article <1173998969.915329.124...@e1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com>,

>
> "Masculist" <MASCUL...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Here's some more Phil Hendrie bits that you can chuckle to.
>
> Damn I miss that show.

Yep, it was one shining moment of no PC bullshit in a wasteland of PC
bullshit.

He did that gig for 15 years 3 hours a nite. What's amazing is that
almost all of it is high quality entertainment and it's available on
the net. You can sign up on his website and get stuff that way or go
to file sharing sites and get it. I listen to him more now than when
he was on the radio plus NO advertisements.

His stuff is classic. People will be listening to it for decades. He
was WAY ahead of the curve and it won't get old. With the content
crunch on the new media, ie iPod's, Hendrie's stuff will lead the
way. It's a perfect fit.

Tom

Masculist

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Mar 16, 2007, 2:46:59 PM3/16/07
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I don't know about the psychopathology or progress of Muslims in this
regard, but you have a point about us being ahead of them in a modern
battle of the sexes. They'd have to deal with it eventually as well
and now have no way of doing it in an open society. We are just
starting but at least we have a run on it. In the meantime women's
talents and effort are being used and that does contribute to
progress. The new social arrangement needs work natch. Right boys?

Tom

Society

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Mar 16, 2007, 9:48:20 PM3/16/07
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"Masculist" <MASC...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1173998969.9...@e1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

>
> Here's some more Phil Hendrie bits that you can
> chuckle to. They are all short bits (5-10 min 2mb)
> except the last one, "Women CEO's", which is meant
> more for men's advocates. They can be downloaded
> anytime in the next 7 days.

Ahh, yes. Ted Bell. Heh heh heh.

> Warning...Male entertainment.


>
> 6. Ted Bell - Women CEO's
> "Stop acting pussy whipped"
> http://download.yousendit.com/541B09C932D4BE6E

What a troll! I especially enjoyed the spectacle
(or "audacle" because Phil Hendrie's performances
are heard but not seen ;-) of the indignant callers
who fumed at Ted Bell for being sexist yet insisted
THEY would happily hire a women instead of a man
for jobs, especially CEO jobs!

In the recording, there's a mention of 1999 that appears
to imply the recording was made in 1999. This makes
Phil Hendrie's mentions of Hewlett-Packard as a
company that could do well with a woman as CEO
notable because IIRC the disastrous recruitment by HP
of Carly Fiorina (and subsequent firing) had not yet
happened.

--
Jokes about calamitous visits to the doctor
or the shrink or the bathroom, or the venting
of sexual frustration on furry domestic animals,
are a male province. It must have been a man
who originated the phrase "funny like a heart
attack." In all the millions of cartoons
that feature a patient listening glum-faced
to a physician ("There's no cure. There isn't
even a _race_ for a cure"), do you remember
even one where the patient is a woman?
I thought as much.

Christopher Hitchens, "Why Women Aren't Funny"
_Vanity Fair_ magazine, January 2007
<http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701?currentPage=2>

Quiet Desperation

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Mar 17, 2007, 3:27:40 AM3/17/07
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In article <1174070440....@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,
"Masculist" <MASC...@gmail.com> wrote:

> You can sign up on his website and get stuff that way or go
> to file sharing sites and get it.

I know, but a lot of it seems to be RealAudio. I don't let code from
Real get within a country mile of my computers, PC or Mac.

Masculist

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Mar 17, 2007, 1:21:41 PM3/17/07
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On Mar 17, 12:27 am, Quiet Desperation <x...@x.com> wrote:
> In article <1174070440.538140.41...@n76g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>,

>
> "Masculist" <MASCUL...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > You can sign up on his website and get stuff that way or go
> > to file sharing sites and get it.
>
> I know, but a lot of it seems to be RealAudio. I don't let code from
> Real get within a country mile of my computers, PC or Mac.

I've been downloading Hendrie bits from all over for the past year
with no problems. Anyway the computer is a tool and to use it fully
one needs to learn to "deal".

Tom

Masculist

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Mar 17, 2007, 1:40:58 PM3/17/07
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On Mar 16, 6:48 pm, "Society" <Soci...@feminism.is.invalid> wrote:
> "Masculist" <MASCUL...@gmail.com> wrote in message

>
> news:1173998969.9...@e1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
> > Here's some more Phil Hendrie bits that you can
> > chuckle to. They are all short bits (5-10 min 2mb)
> > except the last one, "Women CEO's", which is meant
> > more for men's advocates. They can be downloaded
> > anytime in the next 7 days.
>
> Ahh, yes. Ted Bell. Heh heh heh.

"We want to put our meat in your mouth". Hendrie bitches alot about
the FCC but when it comes to him the FCC was a blessing. The guy
needs limits <smile>

> > Warning...Male entertainment.
>
> > 6. Ted Bell - Women CEO's
> > "Stop acting pussy whipped"
> >http://download.yousendit.com/541B09C932D4BE6E
>
> What a troll! I especially enjoyed the spectacle
> (or "audacle" because Phil Hendrie's performances
> are heard but not seen ;-) of the indignant callers
> who fumed at Ted Bell for being sexist yet insisted
> THEY would happily hire a women instead of a man
> for jobs, especially CEO jobs!

Thanks to the callers and Hendrie's social depth and agility, his bits
are a precious social history of our times. He's recorded for all
times this politically correct pussy shame of the late 20th and early
21st century. Thanks to Phil, generations to come will laugh and
feel superior to the assholes of our times...hopefuly.

> In the recording, there's a mention of 1999 that appears
> to imply the recording was made in 1999. This makes
> Phil Hendrie's mentions of Hewlett-Packard as a
> company that could do well with a woman as CEO
> notable because IIRC the disastrous recruitment by HP
> of Carly Fiorina (and subsequent firing) had not yet
> happened.

He's prescient like that occasionally. In his "John Kerry" interview
from 2004 I noticed the same thing. Hendrie is an enigma. He shows
great depth of understanding and knowledge of our (Men's) issues but
then falls back into traditionalism and reactionary militarism when
confronting it in a non humorous fashion...kind of like our fathers
did 40 years ago. He also plays those guys well and helps me put in
perspective what we are going through, proving the adage "the more
things change the more they stay the same".

Thank God for Phil Hendrie. He's an excellent role model for other
first generation immigrants ("Pedro's) on how they too can lead in
Amerika. But they need to change it back to "America" first.

> --
> Jokes about calamitous visits to the doctor
> or the shrink or the bathroom, or the venting
> of sexual frustration on furry domestic animals,
> are a male province. It must have been a man
> who originated the phrase "funny like a heart
> attack." In all the millions of cartoons
> that feature a patient listening glum-faced
> to a physician ("There's no cure. There isn't
> even a _race_ for a cure"), do you remember
> even one where the patient is a woman?
> I thought as much.
>
> Christopher Hitchens, "Why Women Aren't Funny"
> _Vanity Fair_ magazine, January 2007

> <http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701?cur...>

I'm happy to see Hitchen's is putting his intelligence and all that
alcohol to good use...FINALLY!

Thanks Society. As High Priest of Soc.Men, you never disappoint.

Tom

Quiet Desperation

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Mar 18, 2007, 2:24:00 AM3/18/07
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In article <1174152101.3...@p15g2000hsd.googlegroups.com>,
"Masculist" <MASC...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Anyway the computer is a tool and to use it fully
> one needs to learn to "deal".

Please... I'm in my 25th year of personal computing. I "deal" by not
installing crappy, bug-laden software.

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Quiet Desperation

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Mar 19, 2007, 12:04:17 AM3/19/07
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In article <1174252051....@l75g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
"Masculist" <MASC...@gmail.com> wrote:

>
> You're imagining things. Get help.
>

You're responding to parallel universe versions of my post, or something.

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