NEW MATHS EXAM
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EXAMINER: Moses Ndudunumololo
Question 1
Philemon has an AK47 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30
rounds. If he misses 5 out of 10 rounds that he fires, how many
drive-by taxi shootings can he attend before having to reload?
Question 2
Phineas has a 12 seater mini bus, but to avoid discomfort he never
carries more than 23 people. Assuming that each passenger piles 35kg
of luggage on the roof and that his brakes are 25% efficient, what
would his stopping distance from 90km/h be?
a) 300m
b) 600m
c) 10m as there is another passenger to be picked up
Question 3
Jacob is employed as a garden boy 1 day per week for 5 households.
Assuming he can make a lawn mower last 2 months, how many lawn mowers
will the 5 households have to buy in a 2 year period?
Question 4
Jackson makes 4 girls in his class pregnant, and another 6 from other
classes in the school. How many girls will he have got pregnant before
he leaves school assuming he matriculates before his 29th birthday?
Question 5
Samuel and his 4 friends can each drink 35 bottles of Castle Lager
before falling over. How many SAB trucks do they need to hijack per
year in order to remain permanently pissed?
Toe ek in die skool was (lank gelede)
in 'n bekende skool in die Noordkaap,
vol Afrikaanse kinders en Afrikaanse
onderwysers, was die inhoud van een
van ons eksamens bekend aan ons
onderwyser 'n dag voor die tyd en het
hy vir ons die antwoorde gegee. Al
ons kinders het geweet wat aangaan.
(Die moderator van die eksamen was
ook 'n onderwyser in ons skool.)So
in die goeie ou dae, toe die witmense
nog koning gekraai het, was dit al
'n tradisie. Wat is nuut?
Wat maak Oom Kallie daar?
Verder as dit die waarheid sou blyk te wees, en ek twyfel, is jou
matriek sertifikaat en alle verdere kwalifikasies op grond van hierdie
sertifikaat verwerf dus onwettig. Net so terloops - watter vraestel was
dit, en watter standerd? En watter jaar :) ?
Watse ou kakkerige skool was jy in? Waar ek op skool was was dit ongehoord dat
so iets sou plaasvind!!!
Net iets wat dalk "food for thought" is - Waar word die punt bereid waar ´n
insident begin verander in ´n tendens. Is die uitlek van vraestelle in
Suid-Afrika geïsoleerde insidente of is dit ´n patroon wat homself jaarliks
op groot skaal herhaal? As mens aan die hand van beskikbare inligting wel tot
die slotsom kom dat dit ´n tendens instede van net ´n geïsoleerde insident
is, wat gebeur dan? Watse stappe word geneem om die tendens te stop?. Indien
die tendens vir drie jaar in ´n ry sterk groei toon, Is die stappe (indien
enige) wat geneem word om dit te stop effektief? Indien die tendens nie
gestop word nie, is die negatiewe kommentaar aangaande die tendens sineloos
omdat daar op ´n ander tyd, in ´n ander opleidingsomgewing, in wat heel
duidelik ´n substandaard opvoedkundige instituut was ´n insident plaasgevind
het enige korrolasie tussen die insident en die tendens?
Ek wonder maar net
-Gideon-
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>> Bunch of racist crap snipped
Dis taamlik telling dat niemand reageer het op die lae, rassistiese en
stereotipiese inhoud van hierdie pos nie - of is dit omdat ek in
soc.culture.afrikaans is? In swak smaak kobus.
leswin
Hoekom nie die storie al voorheen vertel nie -
> Verder as dit die waarheid sou blyk te wees, en ek twyfel, is jou
> matriek sertifikaat en alle verdere kwalifikasies op grond van hierdie
> sertifikaat verwerf dus onwettig. Net so terloops - watter vraestel was
> dit, en watter standerd? En watter jaar :) ?
Ek het dit al op hierdie nuusgroep
vertel. Op 'n vorige keer toe een
van julle hoogs-morele Afrikaners
die teenwoordige onderwysstelsel van
SA aangeval het. Dit was 'n Junior
Sertifikaat Biologie-vraestel. Ja,
en dis interessant om te spekuleer
dat my Matrieksertifikaat ongeldig
is as gevolg van al hierdie soort
dinge. Miskien as gevolg van al die
onheilige en immorele dinge wat
gedurende die apartheidstyd gedoen is,
is sommige dinge ook ongeldig: soos
byvoorbeeld huwelikssertifikate wat
uitgereik is deur 'n staat wat inge-
meng het in die private sake van
die landsbewoners.
Noors in die Noordkaap
> Gloudien
>
> Watse ou kakkerige skool was jy in? Waar ek op skool was was dit ongehoord dat
> so iets sou plaasvind!!!
Die sekondere skool in Kakamas was een van die
mees gerespekteerde skole in die Kaap-provinsie
van daardie tyd (het ek tot my verbasing uitgevind
toe ek by Stellenbosch aankom.) Die ho"erskole van
die Noordkaap het baie skoliere uit die ou SWA
gekry.
> omdat daar op ´n ander tyd, in ´n ander opleidingsomgewing, in wat heel
> duidelik ´n substandaard opvoedkundige instituut was ´n insident plaasgevind
> het enige korrolasie tussen die insident en die tendens?
Ek wed vir jou dat dieselfde ding in baie
skole vol Afrikaners en Afrikaanse kinders
in die laaste halfeeu plaasgevind het. Net
soos dit oor die hele wereld plaasvind, veral
waar daar openbare landswye of provinsiale
eksamens geskryf word. Hier in Kanada is daar
nie so 'n ding in provinsiale skole soos
publieke eksamens wat sentraal opgestel en
nagesien word nie. As hulle dit ooit sou
instel, kan ek jou verseker die Kanadese sal
vraestelle steel with the best of them.
Pollie, wat Perel toe gaan.
> Kobus Pietersen wrote in message <6tmehb$pnn$1...@news2.saix.net>...
>
> >> Bunch of racist crap snipped
>
> Dis taamlik telling dat niemand reageer het op die lae, rassistiese en
> stereotipiese inhoud van hierdie pos nie - *of is dit omdat ek in
> soc.culture.afrikaans is?* In swak smaak kobus.
Dalk 'n geval van 'stating the obvious', Leswin?
Maar lees weer die gedeelte gemerk met die asterikse - dink jy nie dis dalk
self gekleur met 'n bietjie rassisme, of minstens stereotipering nie?
En terloops, op 'n pedantiese noot, dis soc.culture.south-africa.afrikaans!
Groete
--
Henri Burger, Tzaneen.RSA
(e-mail: hen...@pixie.co.za)
> Toe ek in die skool was , was die inhoud van een
> van ons eksamens bekend 'n dag voor die tyd. Wat is nuut?
Niks nie, insluitende jou vraag, want as elke jaar alles nuwe vrae is, sal
niemand mos deurkom nie. Net die manier waarop 60% van die vrae gevra word
is nuut : (Om
die bevolkingsamestelling te weerspieel)
EXAMINER: Moses Ndudunumololo ( was eers Daviden Jonathan)
Question 1
Philemon has an AK47 ( was eers Bettie met haar kettie)
Question 2
Phineas has a 12 seater mini bus, (was eers Trompie met sy draadkar)
Question 3
Jacob is employed as a garden boy (steeds dieselfde vraag)
Question 4
Jackson makes 4 girls in his class pregnant, and another 6 from other
classes in the school. (steeds dieselfde vraag)
Question 5
Samuel and his 4 friends can each drink 35 bottles of Castle Lager ( was
eers kafferbier)
>> Bunch of racist crap snipped
Dis taamlik telling dat niemand reageer het op die lae, rassistiese en
stereotipiese inhoud van hierdie pos nie - of is dit omdat ek in
soc.culture.afrikaans is? In swak smaak kobus.
leswin
Wat was rassisties, ou dikbek ? Kyk weer. Nou is dit rassisties.
-GAUTENG PROVINCE
NEW MATHS EXAM
Please read the following instructions carefully
o Please write all the answers between the lines.
o No part of this answer sheet may be rolled and smoked.
o No children of students are allowed to participate in any way.
o Please leave firearms in the care of parole officers at the door.
o Bribes will only be accepted at a minimum of R 100-00 per page.
o If this exam does not match the one you have bought in advance,
please notify the examiner.
EXAMINER: Daviden Jonathan
Question 1
Phillip has an R1 with 2 magazines taped together, each holding 30
rounds. If he misses 5 out of 10 rounds that he fires, how many
drive-by taxi shootings can he attend before having to reload?
Question 2
Pietie has a 12 seater mini bus, but to avoid discomfort he never
carries more than 23 people. Assuming that each passenger piles 35kg
of luggage on the roof and that his brakes are 25% efficient, what
would his stopping distance from 90km/h be?
a) 300m
b) 600m
c) 10m as there is another passenger to be picked up
Question 3
Jaco is employed as a garden boy 1 day per week for 5 households.
Assuming he can make a lawn mower last 2 months, how many lawn mowers
will the 5 households have to buy in a 2 year period?
Question 4
Jack makes 4 girls in his class pregnant, and another 6 from other
classes in the school. How many girls will he have got pregnant before
he leaves school assuming he matriculates before his 29th birthday?
Question 5
Samuel and his 4 friends can each drink 35 bottles of Castle Lager
NEW MATHS EXAM
Please read the following instructions fully
o Please read all the questions between the lines.
o Part of this answer sheet may not be rolled and smoked.
o Students are allowed to participate in any way.
o Please leave stocks and bonds in the care of security officers at the
door.
o Offers will only be accepted at a minimum of R 100-00 per free Sanlam
share.
o If this exam does match you in advance, please notify the examiner.
EXAMINER: Jan van Liesbeeck
Question 1
Gatieppie has a water pistol with 2 magazines taped together (Huisgenoot and
Drum), each holding 30
water bottles. If he misses 5 out of 10 pages that he reads, how many
drive-by taxi shooters can he apprehend before having to reload?
Question 2
Gattiepie's boet has a 12 seater mini bus, and to avoid discomfort he never
carries more than 12 people. Assuming that each passenger piles no luggage
on the roof and that his brakes are 100% efficient, what would his stopping
distance from 60km/h be?
a) 3m
b) 6m
c) 6.1m as he see no other passenger to be picked up.
Question 3
Gattiepie's boet's friend is employed as a CEO 1 day per week for 5
companies.
Assuming he can make a lawn mower last 2 months, how many lawn mowers
will the 5 companies have to buy in a 2 year period?
Question 4
Gattiepie's boet's friend's nephew does not make 4 girls in his class
pregnant, and neither 6 from other
classes in the school. How many girls will he have not gotten pregnant
before
he leaves school assuming he matriculates before his 16th birthday?
Question 5
Gattiepie, boet, friend and nephew can't each drink 35 bottles of Castle
Lager
before falling over. How many SAB trucks do'nt they need to hijack per
year in order to remain permanently sober?
Hoe vergelyk die WK met Gauteng?
Ek dink die Wes-Kaapse vrae is makliker om op te los.
> -WESTERN CAPE
>
> NEW MATHS EXAM
Word groot, ou Kobus. Hoe oud
is jy in alle geval?
Die Ruiter in die Nag (wat nie
tyd vir rassistiese slapgatte
het nie.)
Johan
Vat dit rustig, dan geniet jy die lewe meer ....!