Joke Jadid ?

[Siamak Madjidi]

Salam Doostane aziz!

Lotfan aghar Joke khoobe daste aval darid inja beneveessead.
(Please write your 1st hand joke here).

Shayad baad az khandan joke shoma az beekari biyam beeroon.

With highest regards and Eradatmand,

Siamak

[Sam Ghandchi]

Siamak Madjidi (mad...@uipmzb.physik.uni-mainz.de) wrote:
: Salam Doostane aziz!

: Siamak

I hope the following is OK. But it is in English and I do not know how
new it is; but it was new for me:
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No Wonder I'm So Tired
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There are 240 million people in America.
100 million are over 65.
90 million are under 21.
This leaves 50 million to do the work.
But 18 million are in the armed forces.
This leaves 32 million to do the work.
But 6 million are on welfare.
This leaves 26 million to do the work.
But 15 million work for the government.
This leaves 11 million to do the work.
But 10 million are in school.
This leaves 1 million to do the work.
But 750,000 are sick or disabled.
This leaves 250,000 to do the work.
But last week 249,998 people were in jail.
This leaves 2 people to do the work.
And you don't do that much. No wonder I 'm so tired.

[The BinAmoos Anonymous]

In article <2hgthd$e...@bambi.zdv.Uni-Mainz.DE> you write:

>Salam Doostane aziz!
>
>Lotfan aghar Joke khoobe daste aval darid inja beneveessead.
>(Please write your 1st hand joke here).
>

>Shayad baad az khandan joke shoma az beekari biyam beeroon.

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Say what? ShAyad bAd (wind) az khandidan be jokeh mA azat
biyAd beeroon????

bA bA enghadr feshAr be mezAj nayAr Siamak! :-)

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[nima bahrami]

In article <samgCJv...@netcom.com>, sa...@netcom.com (Sam Ghandchi) writes:
> No Wonder I'm So Tired
> ------------------------------------------
>
> There are 240 million people in America.
> 100 million are over 65.
> 90 million are under 21.
> This leaves 50 million to do the work.
> But 18 million are in the armed forces.
> This leaves 32 million to do the work.
> But 6 million are on welfare.
> This leaves 26 million to do the work.
> But 15 million work for the government.
> This leaves 11 million to do the work.
> But 10 million are in school.
> This leaves 1 million to do the work.
> But 750,000 are sick or disabled.
> This leaves 250,000 to do the work.
> But last week 249,998 people were in jail.
> This leaves 2 people to do the work.
> And you don't do that much. No wonder I 'm so tired.
>

Here is a cool forward:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like his passengers.

[dad...@kuc01.kuniv.edu.kw]

Siamak Madjidi (mad...@uipmzb.physik.uni-mainz.de) wrote:
> Salam Doostane aziz!
>
> Lotfan aghar Joke khoobe daste aval darid inja beneveessead.
> (Please write your 1st hand joke here).
>

>With highest regards and Eradatmand,
>
>Siamak
>

Ba Salam
I send some jokes now, I heared them from Radio, I don't know if you
have heared it before.
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