Earth-like

[The Starmaker]

Did you hear about the new Earth-like planet they discovered? It's Round like the Earth. That makes it habitable. Maybe got water and girls!


Here's it's password:186f


Don't forget to change your planet password every few months.


186f

shouldn't the f me a capitol letter?




It is round or the same size, which one is it?


(there is always a stupid that answers with, ...yes)



If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't send us a radio signal...
they would send us a picture of their women naked.


Isn't that true?



I mean...realistically, they wouldn't send us a picture of her
wearing a space suit...(those things are bulky looking), or
wearing a dress or clothes...they would send naked pictures of her to us.



If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't send us a radio signal...
they would send us a picture of their women naked.


Isn't that true? It has to be true.


Because aliens are smart enoght to know guys just want to see what a girl looks like without her clothes...
that is what every guy thinks of when he looks at any girl, "What does she look like naked?"

Who cares what she is thinking? Guys just want to see here...naked.


So, I go back..


If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't send us a radio signal...
they would send us a picture of their women naked.


Isn't that true? Is that correct? Isn't that accurate?

[Jens Stuckelberger]

On Sat, 19 Apr 2014 11:03:49 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Isn't that true? Is that correct? Isn't that accurate?

It's true: you are stoned. By the way, it is "capital letter",
not "capitol letter", you ignorant.

[The Starmaker]

Isn't it the orher way around, Stuckelberger? Aren't you the ignorant one...at least you're showing your
ignorance to everyone else..


when the fact is, the first pictures sent to aliens from here was of a naked woman.



You talk like you got a burgerStuckelupyourbutt.

[The Starmaker]

The aliens from outer space are going to be very disapointed when they get here and see
all these girls with clothes on!

They are gonna say, "Hey! Where are those naked girls like the picture you sent us????


The President is going to have to tell his wife..."Take off your clothes!"


You people send a picture of a naked girl to outerspace, and you gotta deliver the goods.


Otherwise they're going to say, "Show me yours and I'll show you mines".


When the flying saucer arrives, there is going to be a naked girl in that saucer.


I mean, really...why did you guys sent a naked picture of a girl to outer space????


Do you think those guys are interested in what our women look like???


I was wondering what was the 'logic' behind that?


What are you going to do when the aliens from outer space arrive, take them to a strip club?

[Malcom "Mal" Reynolds]

In article <5352BA...@ix.netcom.com>,

it was an april fools joke and they got you big time

[Greg Goss]

>> If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't send us a radio
>> signal...
>> they would send us a picture of their women naked.
>>
>>
>> Isn't that true?

In the porn we sent out, we airbrushed out the matching part on the
female.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Pioneer_plaque.svg
--
We are geeks. Resistance is voltage over current.

[Wally W.]

On Sun, 20 Apr 2014 14:57:25 -0600, Greg Goss wrote:

>
>
>>> If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't send us a radio
>>> signal...
>>> they would send us a picture of their women naked.
>>>
>>>
>>> Isn't that true?
>
>In the porn we sent out, we airbrushed out the matching part on the
>female.
>
>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Pioneer_plaque.svg

If ET finds the plaque, they will think we can't count. It shows nine
planets.

[Lord Androcles]

"Wally W." wrote in message
news:b2p8l99i47o2qlqtb...@4ax.com...

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Nipples for navels, misshapen heads if it doesn't know what hair is, two
species, flatlanders, only children draw edges, artists shade areas.
http://www.craftsy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/step5new1.jpg

[hanson]

"Wally W." <ww8...@aim.com> wrote in message >

>
>>
The Fartmaker wrote:
>>>> If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't
>>>> send us a radio signal...
>>>> they would send us a picture of their women naked.
>>>> Isn't that true?
>>

Greg Goss wrote:
>> In the porn we sent out, we airbrushed out the matching
>> part on the female.
>> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Pioneer_plaque.svg
>

"Wally W."

> If ET finds the plaque, they will think we can't count. It shows nine
> planets.
>

hanson wrote:
Goss calls that "porn"... ahahahaha.. Good one!... and
never mind the # of planets. Here is the "anthropocentric" story:
>
<http://www.factbook.org/wikipedia/en/p/pi/pioneer_plaque.html>

wherein the funniest part happens to be the line that says:
>
"none of the human scientists that were shown the message
on the plaque was able to decode all of the message."
>
Still,the romanticism of space faring is endearing and in full
accord with the notion that cosmology is the "greatest story ever told"
and hopefully will supplant one distant day our currently full-idiotic
Monotheistic religions. Unfortunately that date will be when the
Pioneer 11 plaque is being decoded in some ET lab.... ahahaha....


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[The Starmaker]

hanson wrote:
>
> "Wally W." <ww8...@aim.com> wrote in message >
> >
> >>
> The Fartmaker wrote:
> >>>> If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't
> >>>> send us a radio signal...
> >>>> they would send us a picture of their women naked.
> >>>> Isn't that true?
> >>
> Greg Goss wrote:
> >> In the porn we sent out, we airbrushed out the matching
> >> part on the female.
> >> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Pioneer_plaque.svg
> >
>
> "Wally W."
> > If ET finds the plaque, they will think we can't count. It shows nine
> > planets.
> >
> hanson wrote:
> Goss calls that "porn"... ahahahaha.. Good one!... and
> never mind the # of planets. Here is the "anthropocentric" story:
> >
> <http://www.factbook.org/wikipedia/en/p/pi/pioneer_plaque.html>
>
> wherein the funniest part happens to be the line that says:
> >
> "none of the human scientists that were shown the message
> on the plaque was able to decode all of the message."

message? what message??

[The Starmaker]

A fish with no arms wouldn't understand the hand signal..


but an alien studing earthlings would conclude..

the hand signal means "How"..(indian talk)


then they killed 100 million indians.


If it is a sign of peace, would you trust a sign of Peace from Israel?



Whoever designed the woman, made the breast too small...I suspect Carl Sagan's wife was responsible for that.


No guy would make breast that small! Even a three year old would make them bigger!


At least they got the nine planets right..

[The Starmaker]

...and I wouldn't advise any aliens from another planet to be searching
for water on earth like the stupid Americans do on other planets...


Jaws doesn't give a fuck where you're from!



And there are certain sections of Brooklyn I wouldn't advise ET to go
too..

[The Starmaker]

and why would you even assume aliens from another planet can count? do
fish count?

[hanson]

"The Starmaker" <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>> If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't
>>>> send us a radio signal...
>>>> they would send us a picture of their women naked.
>>>> Isn't that true?
>>
Greg Goss wrote:
>> In the porn we sent out, we airbrushed out the matching
>> part on the female.
>> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Pioneer_plaque.svg
>
"Wally W."
> If ET finds the plaque, they will think we can't count. It shows nine
> planets.
>
hanson wrote:
Goss calls that "porn"... ahahahaha.. Good one!... and
never mind the # of planets. Here is the "anthropocentric" story:
>
<http://www.factbook.org/wikipedia/en/p/pi/pioneer_plaque.html>

wherein the funniest part happens to be the line that says:
>
"none of the human scientists that were shown the message
on the plaque was able to decode all of the message."
>

Still, the romanticism of space faring is endearing and in full

accord with the notion that cosmology is the "greatest story ever told"
and hopefully will supplant one distant day our currently full-idiotic
Monotheistic religions. Unfortunately that date will be when the
Pioneer 11 plaque is being decoded in some ET lab.... ahahaha....
>

"The Fartmaker" wrote:
message? what message??
>
hanson wrote:
Fartmaker, what happened to your recent
self-evaluation in which you said:
>
"The Fartmaker" wrote:
I'm an alien from another planet, and
my IQ is in the thousands
What I know...will shake the world!
I know too much.
I'm a fuckin genuis.

hanson wrote:
So, Fartmaker, how come that even with all
that self-anointment of yourself, you didn't
get any, null, zero and nada of the message?
Ask, the humble authors of that link.
>
Thanks for the laughs, you splendid schmuck..
AHAHAHA...ahahahahanson

[Malcom "Mal" Reynolds]

In article <53559B...@ix.netcom.com>,

of course they do...that's why they swim in schools

[The Starmaker]

and I should add...
the aliens should be informed
that our women don't walk the streets
without clothes..
and people lock their doors because
they don't trust other earthlings.

...and women are afraid to
walk the streets at night...even
with clothes on.

And watch out for the 'mad scientists'!

We have virus software and bomb shelters to
protect ourselves from them.

[Bill Steele]

Of they can catch our satellite going by their planet they have space
travel, and to do that they had to be able to count,,not mention calculate.

500 light years away. If we send them a radio signal we won't get an
answer until 3014.

[William December Starr]

In article <gcCdnRmrL_vCI8vO...@earthlink.com>,

Bill Steele <ws...@cornel.edu> said:

> 500 light years away. If we send them a radio signal we won't get
> an answer until 3014.

Unless of course the answer is "Hi there, we've got FTL! Nyah nyah!"

-- wds

[hanson]

"William December Starr" <wds...@panix.com> wrote:

> Bill Steele <ws...@cornel.edu> said:
>> Exo planet Kepler 186f is 500 light years away.

>> If we send them a radio signal we won't get
>> an answer until 3014.
>

"William Starr" wrote:
> Unless of course the answer is
> "Hi there, we've got FTL! Nyah nyah!"
>

hanson wrote:
.... ahahahaha... This thread is cool; rolling from
Goss' Porn to Fartmaker's Alien Mega strong IQ
to FTL. .... Only in s.p. ... Seriously though...
>
Yes, the standard paradigm says there is no FTL
and 3014 will be day... To boot "understanding" of
the message requires synchronization of cultures.
>
We have problems deciphering documents from
the 14th century, and much less would be 14th
century folks to even recognize a radio message
for lack of required technology.
>
However, a solution may not be out of reach.
It requires a huge paradigm change in the
way what we call information transfer today.
>
Start speculating with "entanglement" and or
"spook action at a distance" etc. both of which
imply the existence of some type of information
presence [1] that happens instantaneously.
>
We still look at such information [1] as being
fantasy but it actually happens internalized in
our thoughts by which we can travel in the blink
of a thought from here to the edge or into other
far away universes without restraint nor hesitation.
>
So, begin R&D on how to "externalize" our FTL-
using thought processes and see where it leads
to, before externalizing it with laughing it off as
being impossible... Still, till then... just to hedge,
thanks for the laughs....ahahaha... ahahahahanson

[The Starmaker]

I asked..."message? what message??". If a teacher asked you the same question, you think 'pointing to a link' is an answer??? That's not very..intelligent.

I'm not impressed with people who answer questions by posting a link...a dead parrot could do the same thing.

[hanson]

"The FARTmaker" <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
If there were really aliens on other planets, [[ like Exo planet
Kepler 186f ]] hey wouldn't send us a radio signal...

I'm a fuckin **genuis**.

hanson wrote:
So, Fartmaker, how come that even with all
that self-anointment of yourself, you didn't
get any, null, zero and nada of the message?
Ask, the humble authors of that link.
>

The FARTmaker wrote:
I asked..."message? what message??".

posting a link...a dead parrot could do the same thing.

That's not very..intelligent.
>
hanson wrote:
But FARTmaker, that only seems to you to be that way, because
you are not able to open a link and much less to comprehend
what it says, despite your assertion that you, FARTmaker, are
a "fucking **genuis** alien with an IQ in the thousands and
being from another planet, and know too much, where at even
not very intelligent dead parrots post links"...
>
FARTmaker, you being that far-out alien, get a GREEN Card
before the Men in Black from the BLM come and deport you
for you being a not very intelligent dead parrot that pollutes
their federal land.... ahahahahaha...
>
Thanks for the laughs, you splendid dead parrot face ..

[CLz6dCxDCFBpU01ZZONL]

In article <5359AB...@ix.netcom.com>,

post that on youtube. I'd like to see that

[The Starmaker]

Doesn't this sound and look like a parrot falling off hanson's shoulder, having a heart attack, and landing on the keyboard dead?

AHAHAHA...ahahahahanson

[The Starmaker]

Come on, are you people serious? You don't actually believe Hanson does his own typing? No human being could
possibly type post like hanson does...it has to be a bird doing all his typing!

http://i.imgur.com/hTsvTGo.jpg

http://www.parrotlets.us/images/parrotlet-chartreuse-keyboard.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqyVQdaNgBg

ARK! ARK!
AHAHAHA...ahahahahanson

[hanson]

"The FARTmaker" <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
I'm an alien from another planet, and my IQ is in the thousands

What I know will shake the world! I know too much.
I'm a fuckin **genuis**, sound and look like a parrot falling

off hanson's shoulder, having a heart attack, and landing on

the keyboard dead.
>>
hanson wrote:
That is such a sad story, FARTmaker. Pity.
>
But you seen to have a busy after-life; NOT due
to your IQ that is in the thousands, but due to your
FARTmaking that is up there, and makes your
"fuckin **genuis**" smell linger over the eulogy
that you just gave for, to and about yourself and
like to be remembered by.
You were a good parrot, though!
>
Thanks for the laughs, you Dreidel.... ahahahaha...

[hanson]

"The FARTmaker" <star...@ix.netcom.com> sounds
and looks like a parrot falling off hanson's shoulder,
having a heart attack, and landing on the keyboard dead.
>
hanson wrote:
Too bad!
But thanks for the laughs.... AHAHAHA...ahahahahanson

[CLz6dCxDCFBpU01ZZONL]

In article <535BF7...@ix.netcom.com>,

nope: "this" sounds like thizzz

[The Starmaker]

First of all, I Never said I'm an alien from another planet.


I wrote:

"I'm like an alien from another planet who doesn't know what math is but can still travel from one planet to another."
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.arts.sf.written/YZPFygqxDkQ/M1MjXOaRjgcJ

You removed the operatvie word "like"...
so you wrote;

I'm an alien from another planet

and I wrote:

"I'm like an alien from another planet.."


Do you have a one legged parrot doing all your postings for you? Get a parrot with two legs!


ARKARK..ahahahahanson



You people should not be allowed anywhere a lab, you make too many mistakes.

[hanson]

"The FARTmaker" <star...@ix.netcom.com>
<snip the FARTmaker'sFARTs who wrote that he
does "make too many mistakes.">
>
hanson wrote:
For the FARTmaker being "a parrot falling off hanson's

shoulder, having a heart attack, and landing on the

keyboard dead", was apparently the critical one of the
FARTmaker's "too many mistakes" that sealed his fate.
Pity.

[Malcom "Mal" Reynolds]

In article <535D58...@ix.netcom.com>,

The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>
> First of all, I Never said I'm an alien from another planet.

but you lie far too frequently to believe you

[The Starmaker]

I don't recall pointing any lie..
Can you point to one single lie I made?

I think not.

It would be an imposibility for anyone to highlight or point
when in the history of usenet that I posted a lie I made.

So that means Mal...you don't have a leg to stand on.


You live up to your name...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mal

Mal means...wrong.


Malcom "Wrongful" Reynolds

[Malcom "Mal" Reynolds]

In article <535DEA...@ix.netcom.com>,

The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

> Malcom "Mal" Reynolds wrote:
> >
> > In article <535D58...@ix.netcom.com>,
> > The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > First of all, I Never said I'm an alien from another planet.
> >
> > but you lie far too frequently to believe you
>
>
> I don't recall pointing any lie..

but that's because you lie

> Can you point to one single lie I made?

yes

>
> I think not.
>
> It would be an imposibility for anyone to highlight or point
> when in the history of usenet that I posted a lie I made.
>
> So that means Mal...you don't have a leg to stand on.
>
>
> You live up to your name...
>
> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mal
>
> Mal means...wrong.
>
>
> Malcom "Wrongful" Reynolds

see, you just lied

[The Starmaker]

You ask anybody
in America
what 'Mal' means..
and they will
all respond with,
it means..wrong.

es mal.


Ask anybody
in America
and they will
tell you
without having
to look it up
that mal means wrong.

Anybody!

I'm tryin to help you here...
you got the wrong name.

Don't name a drink after you..
because nobody is going to drink
something that's...mal.

Do you know what Malo means?

Mal!

Bad.

Do you sign your last name with an x?

[Malcom "Mal" Reynolds]

In article <535F3C...@ix.netcom.com>,

I asked ten people and only one got it correct. Mal means "bad" as in
Malaria (bad air)


>
> es mal.

so you lied

>
>
> Ask anybody
> in America
> and they will
> tell you
> without having
> to look it up
> that mal means wrong.
>
> Anybody!

and lied

>
> I'm tryin to help you here...
> you got the wrong name.
>
> Don't name a drink after you..
> because nobody is going to drink
> something that's...mal.

but they drink MALted milk all the time

>
> Do you know what Malo means?

Malo was an American Latin-tinged rock and roll group. The San
Francisco-based ensemble was led by Arcelio Garcia and Jorge Santana,
the brother of Latin-rock guitarist, Carlos Santana.

[The Starmaker]

Wally W. wrote:
>
> On Sun, 20 Apr 2014 14:57:25 -0600, Greg Goss wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >>> If there were really aliens on other planets, they wouldn't send us a radio

> >>> signal...
> >>> they would send us a picture of their women naked.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Isn't that true?
> >

> >In the porn we sent out, we airbrushed out the matching part on the
> >female.
> >
> >http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Pioneer_plaque.svg
>

> If ET finds the plaque, they will think we can't count. It shows nine
> planets.

The first alien plaque..
http://images.designntrend.com/data/images/full/18178/early-image-of-jesus.jpg?w=600

[Leo Sgouros]

And the corresponding joke
"Take my wife, please..!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Jesus%27_Wife
:-)