i would just like to point out...

[Fakey's Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛]

that all that fakey has accomplished in the past few years is to get:

-pretty much banned from posting to AUK through his dizum sewer.
-laughed at. a lot. about his many major fuckups.
-resorted to more "canadian girlfriend" stories about lotii,
presidential administration employment, deaconing while calling for
"liberals to be rounded up" and "put in camps", and also he's proven to
know absolutely nothing about electonics and electricity, gables,
security systems, how to ring a doorbell, how reflections of rectangles
on curved non-mirrored surfaces work, how devout muslims would not be
eating at a restaurant that serves non-halal food, and probably a a few
dozen more things that others can add. that was all in between when he
wasn't sharing links from conservative blogs and macedonian teenagers,
mind you...

HOWEVER, what he did excel at was:
-obviously backpedaling.
-failing to answer a simple question about DC voltages on two conductors
and a light-bulb placed between them.
-frothing
-screeding
-textwall foam

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

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On Tue, 08 Mar 2016 19:21:46 +0100, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus wrote:

> Oh sure... because every scientist and engineer since 1748 is dumb and
a
> stick-figure crackhead emo-goth kooktard who k'lames that AC voltage
> (both peak *and* RMS) is constant and therefore DC, who k'lames that
the
> voltage between two phases is simultaneously 0 volts *and* 208 volts;
> who k'lames that shorting all 3 phases of 3-phase AC together somehow
> *doubles* the voltage; who k'lames that he's feeding a substation
> transformer *primary* with 240 volts, deriving 120 volts from the
> primary, and feeding that 240 volts to feed a 120/208 volt service,
then
> backpedals and k'lames he's actually running the primary at "12 kVA"
> because the moron doesn't know the difference between voltage and
> apparent power; and who *still* cannot figure out vector summation
after
> more than two months of trying... *that*
> is the delusional halfwit who's figured out sinewaves.

$ cut -c3- this | wc -w
138

That's a 138-word sentence, folks -- one rife with strawman arguments.

The froth is strong with this one.

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ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b96...@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

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"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD.
Governmental policy did." - Fakey in MID
<7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made
the stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want
the government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and
institutional economists who argue that the depression was caused by a
widespread loss of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-
driven theories argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash
led to a sudden and persistent reduction in consumption and investment
spending.[1] Once panic and deflation set in, many people believed they
could avoid further losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding
money therefore became profitable as prices dropped lower and a given
amount of money bought ever more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes
by monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a
shrinking of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic
situation, causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression.
Related to this explanation are those who point to debt deflation
causing those who borrow to owe ever more in real terms."

wait? what? no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that. eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.pn
g

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d3972...@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in
time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-
10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must
subtract voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed
to each other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-
120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in
ASCII art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb...@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand
why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){

// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932...@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_prec
ision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_pr
ecision(2)*PI*t)));

// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e328...@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even reach
2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your
sinewaves never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the
same time. That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8...@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations
and notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t="
<< t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b76...@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

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If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From:
headers containing "ro...@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would
like to yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous
complaints to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this
helpful information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.
:)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always
try: http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority —
as it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of
subjects or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one.
Simultaneously it presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in
written, Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do
their homework before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance
is the reason many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for
disseminating opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk
you, look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal
harrassing bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-
toed boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and
cocks, Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9...@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to the
FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then
we figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor
headers while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then
using process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that
hidden service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum
how I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it
can get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication...
my distinct impression was that the "anonymity research platform" story
was just a cover story to allow pervs to trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to
participating in what he "suspected" was a kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March
2016

[Janithor]

x-no-archive: yes

> ga·ble

> "The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

>
> it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
> real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
> about the inversion of your AC legs.
>
> http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-
> 10/single-phase-power-systems/
> http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png

> "To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot†wires, we must

> subtract voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed
> to each other:"
> http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
>
> http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-
> 120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
>
> on page 2:
>
> ** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the

> opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase

> The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority —

uh...spnak?