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The Starmaker

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Jan 16, 2017, 1:06:17 PM1/16/17
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A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God


1) I cannot see him

2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free

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Jan 16, 2017, 1:17:15 PM1/16/17
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that about sums it up

HVAC

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The Starmaker
A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God


1) I cannot see him

2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free
---------

Which god?

Hägar

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Jan 16, 2017, 1:34:43 PM1/16/17
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"The Starmaker" wrote in message news:587D0B...@ix.netcom.com...

A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God


1) I cannot see him

2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free


Definition of Christianity:

A belief in a cosmic Jewish zeitgeist who was his own
father and who will let you live forever if you pretend to
eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him
that you love and accept him as your master, so he can
remove the evil mojo from your soul that he put there a
long time ago as punishment for all humanity because
a rib-woman made from a dirt-made man was convinced
by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.

That about sums it up ...

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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Jan 16, 2017, 1:35:28 PM1/16/17
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1) I cannot see him.

2) He believes hambrugers should be free, and they aren't.

Ergo, Starmaker *must* agree that he does not exist!

The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in news:587D0B91.3B94
@ix.netcom.com:

> A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
>
>
> 1) I cannot see him
>
> 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free
>



--
Terry Austin

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https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/QaXQkB

"Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
-- David Bilek

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

Wally W.

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Jan 16, 2017, 2:42:27 PM1/16/17
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Seems like an intelligent paraphrase of what is taught.

It is better than the alternative:
'In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.' ... the
unavoidable end of which will be a hopeless heat-death.

Not so much "good news" in the second scenario.

&

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Jan 16, 2017, 3:06:45 PM1/16/17
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its obvious youve never read bible

bil...@m.nu

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Jan 16, 2017, 3:26:37 PM1/16/17
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There is the alternative answer....

A list of Atheist Proof that there is no Go

1. Fairies are not real...

LOL theists believe they are for some reason...

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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Jan 16, 2017, 3:30:12 PM1/16/17
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& <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in
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> its obvious youve never read bible
>
It's obvious he can't read the instructions on how to not pee on his
own shoes.

Ned Latham

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Jan 16, 2017, 3:49:47 PM1/16/17
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Wally W wrote:
> Hägar wrote:
> >"The Starmaker" wrote:
> >
> > A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
> >
> > 1) I cannot see him
> >
> > 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free
> >
> > Definition of Christianity:
> >
> > A belief in a cosmic Jewish zeitgeist who was his own
> > father and who will let you live forever if you pretend to
> > eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him
> > that you love and accept him as your master, so he can
> > remove the evil mojo from your soul that he put there a
> > long time ago as punishment for all humanity because
> > a rib-woman made from a dirt-made man was convinced
> > by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree.
> >
> > That about sums it up ...
>
> Seems like an intelligent paraphrase of what is taught.

Brings out its insanity most elegantly.

> It is better than the alternative:

There *is* no alternative. (Even so, it's not, because it's
delusional gibberish.)

> 'In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.'

See? The Big Bang Hypothesis is no alternative to the god
hypothesus. It's just as witless and delusional.

> ... the unavoidable end of which will be a hopeless heat-death.

That too is nonsense. It doesn't matter whether you're considering
an open system or a closed one, gravity is perpetually antagonistic
to entropic increase.

The "heat death" scenario is just idle speculation.

> Not so much "good news" in the second scenario.

There is, in fact, no reason to postulate a beginning or an end.
We see stars exploding, and stars radiating: entropy increasing.
We also see stars forming, and life evolving: entropy decreasing.
We need to know a lot more than we do, and we need to stop fucking
around with baseless hypotheses micalled theories, before we can
hope to get any *real* understanding of the universe.

Ned

The Starmaker

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Jan 16, 2017, 4:14:19 PM1/16/17
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When I went to McDonalds and saw the price of a cheeseburger went up from one dollar to two dollars...i started having my doubts.


I can understand now why one becomes an atheist. If you take a girl to McDonalds, it's going to cost you 4 dollars!


Just hope she doesn't ask for fries...

benj

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Jan 16, 2017, 4:45:26 PM1/16/17
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Which nutjob. Starfaker is a big a nutjob Lib writer as is HardBlow.

Meeting of the non-minds.

&

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Jan 16, 2017, 6:59:10 PM1/16/17
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all crap

Wally W.

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Jan 17, 2017, 1:01:40 AM1/17/17
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He referenced the problem of original sin and the hope of redemption.

There are elements to build on in the paraphrase.

Greg Goss

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Jan 17, 2017, 10:03:09 AM1/17/17
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"Active" atheists frequently know much more about what's in the Bible
than most Christians. I see nothing wrong with that summing-up.
--
We are geeks. Resistance is voltage over current.

&

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Jan 17, 2017, 2:01:58 PM1/17/17
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its obvious you never have either . i win

&

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The Starmaker

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Jan 17, 2017, 2:33:36 PM1/17/17
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Which bible are the atheist reading, the good book or the bad book?


Maybe atheist are not aware that the New Testament, the second bible containing Jesus Christ, the Christan bible...the good book,
it the Christan bible.

The other bible, they are not suppose to read. It's considered by many Christans, the bad book. It's the Jewish bible.


Good Christians read The Good Book, the story of Jesus, ...


i don't think atheist are aware of that. Even some christans might not be aware of it also...


Let me put it this way...


Christians are suppose to read the second book, not the first.


Sorry about the confusion but i cannot be everywhere at once...


Like Trump, I would have to go to all the christian churches and tell the people


"Christians are suppose to read only the story of jesus, fuck Moses."


Get it? Do I make myself clear??



The Starmaker

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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Jan 17, 2017, 2:35:09 PM1/17/17
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& <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in
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> i win
>
That is a declaration that you've not only lost, but you know it, and
lost to such a pathetic degree that all that's left is for you to
masturbate furiously until the chafing is so painful you can't any
more.

I recomment a nice scented lotion with aloe.

Loser.

Ned Latham

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Jan 17, 2017, 4:07:29 PM1/17/17
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The Starmaker wrote:

----snip----

> Which bible are the atheist reading, the good book or the bad book?

They're both bad, idiot. They lie, and that's bad.

----snip----

The Starmaker

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Jan 17, 2017, 4:12:17 PM1/17/17
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Where does it say lying is bad????


For you to say lying is bad is a lie, which makes you bad.


you bad boy, you.

&

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Jan 17, 2017, 5:31:27 PM1/17/17
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its obvious youve never read bible either

&

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On 01/17/2017 01:35 PM, Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy wrote:
> That is a declaration that you've not only lost, but you know it,
> and lost to such a pathetic degree that all that's left is for you
> to masturbate furiously until the chafing is so painful you can't
> any more.
>
> I recomment a nice scented lotion with aloe.
>
> Loser.
>


blow it out of ass loser . i win

The Starmaker

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Jan 17, 2017, 5:54:05 PM1/17/17
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which one?

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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Jan 17, 2017, 5:58:58 PM1/17/17
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& <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in news:o5m5sq$6sj$3@dont-
email.me:
You have diarrhea a lot, do you, loser? Probably all the dick you
suck.

> i win
>
Loser. Now, you're my bitch.

&

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Jan 17, 2017, 6:47:23 PM1/17/17
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On 01/17/2017 05:54 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> & wrote:
>>
>> On 01/17/2017 02:33 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Greg Goss wrote:
>>>>
>>>> & <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote:
thanks for making my point . i win

The Starmaker

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Jan 17, 2017, 6:51:00 PM1/17/17
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& wrote:
>
> On 01/17/2017 04:58 PM, Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy wrote:
> > & <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in news:o5m5sq$6sj$3@dont-
> > email.me:
> >
> >> On 01/17/2017 01:35 PM, Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy wrote:
> >>> That is a declaration that you've not only lost, but you know
> >>> it, and lost to such a pathetic degree that all that's left is
> >>> for you to masturbate furiously until the chafing is so painful
> >>> you can't any more.
> >>>
> >>> I recomment a nice scented lotion with aloe.
> >>>
> >>> Loser.
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >> blow it out of ass loser .
> >
> > You have diarrhea a lot, do you, loser? Probably all the dick you
> > suck.
> >
>
> faggot has nice case of projection
>
> >> i win
> >>
> > Loser. Now, you're my bitch.
> >


you have to excuse this sissy, his people got exterminated in the Gay
Holocaust, might have been six million of them that got
exterminated...no great loss, they are all a bunch of faggets anyway.

They let themselves get killed because they are a bunch of faggets!

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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Jan 17, 2017, 7:37:34 PM1/17/17
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The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in
news:587EAD...@ix.netcom.com:
I can't see you, and I actually had a hamburger for lunch today,
and it wasn't free. You've already proven you don't exist.

Now wait your turn, like a good little bitch.

The Starmaker

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Jan 17, 2017, 9:02:23 PM1/17/17
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there is the old testament, and there is the new testament, which bible
are you talking about??

i don't understand this "win" business? You lost if you cannot pick one.

&

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Jan 17, 2017, 9:11:23 PM1/17/17
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lol that explains it

&

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Jan 17, 2017, 9:17:42 PM1/17/17
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On 01/17/2017 09:02 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> & wrote:
>>
>> On 01/17/2017 05:54 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>> & wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On 01/17/2017 02:33 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>> Greg Goss wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> & <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote:
i win

Ned Latham

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Jan 17, 2017, 9:21:57 PM1/17/17
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The Starmaker wrote:
> Ned Latham wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > ----snip----
> >
> > > Which bible are the atheist reading, the good book or the bad book?
> >
> > They're both bad, idiot. They lie, and that's bad.
>
> Where does it say lying is bad????

Everywhere. And don't call ne "it".

----feeble attempt at paradox smipped----

The Starmaker

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Jan 17, 2017, 9:58:54 PM1/17/17
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Ned Latham wrote:
>
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > Ned Latham wrote:
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > ----snip----
> > >
> > > > Which bible are the atheist reading, the good book or the bad book?
> > >
> > > They're both bad, idiot. They lie, and that's bad.
> >
> > Where does it say lying is bad????
>
> Everywhere.


"Everywhere" is not an acceptable answer.



You need to point to at least one source even if it is fake news.




Otherwise you're just like that character in the movie "Deliverence" named Ned...



squealllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll like a pig, Ned.

Ned Latham

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Jan 18, 2017, 9:47:35 AM1/18/17
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The Starmaker wrote and committed forgery with a surreptitious snio:
> Ned Latham wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Ned Latham wrote:
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > ----snip----
> > > >
> > > > > Which bible are the atheist reading, the good book or the bad book?
> > > >
> > > > They're both bad, idiot. They lie, and that's bad.
> > >
> > > Where does it say lying is bad????
> >
> > Everywhere.
>
> "Everywhere" is not an acceptable answer.

You misspelt "Boo-hoo me no unnerstan!", moron. Here, here's
the WHOLE reply back again. Get your nurse to explain it
to you:

* > Everywhere. And don't call ne "it".
>
> You need to point to at least one source even if it is fake news.

I *am* the fuckin' source, you moron.

> Otherwise you're just like that character in the movie "Deliverence"
> named Ned...

Me? like a septic? Get your hand off it.

> squealllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Never mind, They'll be able to cure you one day.

> like a pig, Ned.

I'n sure you do. Not my problem.

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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& <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in
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You two are going to leave stains on the carpet, aren't you?

&

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Jan 18, 2017, 1:36:14 PM1/18/17
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arent you what

Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy

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Jan 18, 2017, 1:41:05 PM1/18/17
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Good little bitch. Now reply again, as you know you will.


& <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in
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The Starmaker

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I don't understand how an atheist that questions christians about a book that doesn't contain...christiany. The second
book is the christian book, not the first book.

It's very simple, you got a question about the first book, you ask a Jewish person, you got a question about the second book, you ask a christian person.

It doesn't work the other way around.

You don't ask a Jewish guy about the story of Jesus. So why ask a Christian guy about the story of Moses? Fuck Moses and his ten commanments!


Thou shall not steal??? You must be fuckin kidding! What I want, I take.


Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy. What the hell is a Sabath day???? Get the fuck out of here!

The Starmaker

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Jan 19, 2017, 12:59:09 AM1/19/17
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The Starmaker wrote:
>
> A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
>
> 1) I cannot see him
>
> 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free


3) monkeys don't work, why should I?



Atheist don't believe in God but they believe they come from chipanzees! go figure...

Chrysi Cat

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Jan 19, 2017, 5:30:48 AM1/19/17
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No one 'believes they CAME FROM chimps', anymore, Starry.

The current accepted statement is that we are CONGENERIC with chimps.
Thus we can't have come from them; and for that matter, technically,
they're no longer chimps, but primitive humans (due to *Homo* taking
precedent over *Pan* as a genus; the alternative would be that we didn't
come from chimps, because we still *are*)!

And it's not a matter of belief, just a matter of accepting a proven truth.

--
Chrysi Cat
1/2 anthrocat, nearly 1/2 anthrofox, all magical
Transgoddess, quick to anger
Call me Chrysi or call me Kat, I'll respond to either!

Chrysi Cat

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Jan 19, 2017, 5:32:37 AM1/19/17
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Man alive! But I wish I wasn't.

The Starmaker

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This is a perfect example of what happens when monkeys start talking...



In an atheist bible, she's eating a banana not an apple.
and it reads and Monkey made Man in his own image.


But I'll take it a step further...

has anybody read Albert's Einstein unpublished theories?


It seems that...that which you call Humans are a...mistake.


They should be up in a tree peeling bananas.


Albert Einstein said (in so many words) that he would rather be a monkey, so that he wouldn't have to work or have
any cares in life.

Intelligences is a genetic defect. A mistake...


something went wrong in evolution...


stop making babies...

The Starmaker

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Jan 19, 2017, 1:59:11 PM1/19/17
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Chrysi Cat wrote:
>
> Man alive! But I wish I wasn't.



You're not suppose to ask a girl out...

you want her, you take her...she's yours.

The Starmaker

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i mean, does a monkey bother to ask out a deer?

reber g=emc^2

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Atheist go with G for gravity G=EMC^2 Reality is we will never know how the universe was created(no TOE) The bottom line will be G for God in G=EMC^2 Humankind has reached this level of thinking.TreBert

reber g=emc^2

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Add each of us can have our own ideas,and be respected.Its all a belief.Its 100% a story that is True,or False. Bible to me is a far out story. I do not believe in ghosts,coming back to life,God needing a son.Conception without fucking.Prayers that can move stuff.Blind can see. Healing by will.etc. All that is Once upon a time(fairy tales) for low wits,and fed to them once a week at churches all over the world by preachers that make a ton of money. TreBert

hanson

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Jan 20, 2017, 1:36:37 PM1/20/17
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"reber g=emc^2" <herbert...@gmail.com> wrote that
G=EMC^2 means "Glazier Exhibits Micro Cephalic Cretinism"
of the <http://tinyurl.com/Recalcitrant-Swine-Glazier> who
is also <http://tinyurl.com/Glazier-the-Lying-Swine>
and who has posted for many years now:
**** "I am a proud Jew with a Superiority complex &
**** an IQ of 122", & "I do know how everything works."
>
hanson wrote:
[1] So, Glazier if that is so, then do explain which one/s
[1] of your 17 theories were so profound that they forced
[1] you to shit into inquiring posters' mouths, wish other
[1] people to be dead and even hate their corpses so bad
[1] that you were compelled to piss on their graves and
[1] and become Glazier, the criminal Graveyard Vandal.
>
All OTHER issues from / on your many daily posts are
tolerable, for that is your own Weltbild. However, until
you have explained [1] you must be daily reminded to
answer & account for the causes and reasons of your
Face Shitting and your criminal Graveyard Vandalism.
>
After you explain [1], the current daily reminders that
follow all your posts, will no longer be necessary, and
Google may be requested to take the not so flattering
posts about you off-line.

hanson

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benj

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Hey Bert, G=EMC^2 is good for BOTH atheists like HVAC and Theists. It's
officially approved by the Pope. What other imperial thinker can claim
that?

The Starmaker

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The Starmaker wrote:
>
> A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
>
> 1) I cannot see him
>
> 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free


To put it simply...


An atheist is just a person...seaching for God.

Ned Latham

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Jan 21, 2017, 2:36:45 PM1/21/17
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And the bleat goes on ...

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but doesnt know it

Smiler

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Jan 21, 2017, 7:11:54 PM1/21/17
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On Sat, 21 Jan 2017 11:22:44 -0800, The Starmaker wrote:

> The Starmaker wrote:
>>
>> A list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
>>
>> 1) I cannot see him
>>
>> 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free
>
> To put it simply...

All theists here are liars.

> An atheist is just a person...seaching for God.

What god would that be, liar?
The one we don't believe in?
Have you searched for leprechauns?
If not, why not?

--
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The godless one. a.a.# 2279
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exactly fit the prejudices of their believers.

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Smiler

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On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:40:46 -0500, & wrote:

> On 01/16/2017 01:34 PM, Hägar wrote:
>> "The Starmaker" wrote in message news:587D0B...@ix.netcom.com... A
>> list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
>>
>> 1) I cannot see him
>>
>> 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free
>>
>> Definition of Christianity:
>>
>> A belief in a cosmic Jewish zeitgeist who was his own father and who
>> will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his
>> blood, and telepathically tell him that you love and accept him as
>> your master, so he can remove the evil mojo from your soul that he put
>> there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a
>> rib-woman made from a dirt-made man was convinced by a talking snake to
>> eat fruit from a magical tree.
>>
>> That about sums it up ...
>
> its obvious youve never read bible

Since when has reading been believing?

Christopher A. Lee

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On Sun, 22 Jan 2017 04:24:26 +0000 (UTC), Smiler <smi...@jo.king>
wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Jan 2017 13:40:46 -0500, & wrote:
>
>> On 01/16/2017 01:34 PM, Hägar wrote:
>>> "The Starmaker" wrote in message news:587D0B...@ix.netcom.com... A
>>> list of Atheist Proof that there is no God
>>>
>>> 1) I cannot see him
>>>
>>> 2) hamburgers cost too much, they should be free
>>>
>>> Definition of Christianity:
>>>
>>> A belief in a cosmic Jewish zeitgeist who was his own father and who
>>> will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his
>>> blood, and telepathically tell him that you love and accept him as
>>> your master, so he can remove the evil mojo from your soul that he put
>>> there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a
>>> rib-woman made from a dirt-made man was convinced by a talking snake to
>>> eat fruit from a magical tree.
>>>
>>> That about sums it up ...
>>
>> its obvious youve never read bible
>
>Since when has reading been believing?

The religious loonies who imagine it is "the truth" also imagine it
has some kind of magic power to make others also believe it.

But then, religion makes people stupid.

tomkr...@gmail.com

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On Tuesday, January 17, 2017 at 7:37:34 PM UTC-5, Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy wrote:
> The Starmaker <star...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in
> news:587EAD...@ix.netcom.com:
>
> > & wrote:
> >>
> >> On 01/17/2017 04:58 PM, Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy wrote:
> >> > & <ampersand...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >> > news:o5m5sq$6sj$3@dont- email.me:
> >> >
> >> >> On 01/17/2017 01:35 PM, Gutless Umbrella Carrying Sissy
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>> That is a declaration that you've not only lost, but you
> >> >>> know it, and lost to such a pathetic degree that all that's
> >> >>> left is for you to masturbate furiously until the chafing
> >> >>> is so painful you can't any more.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I recomment a nice scented lotion with aloe.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Loser.
> >> >>>
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> blow it out of ass loser .
> >> >
> >> > You have diarrhea a lot, do you, loser? Probably all the dick
> >> > you suck.
> >> >
> >>
> >> faggot has nice case of projection
> >>
> >> >> i win
> >> >>
> >> > Loser. Now, you're my bitch.
> >> >
> >
> >
> > you have to excuse this sissy, his people got exterminated in
> > the Gay Holocaust, might have been six million of them that got
> > exterminated...no great loss, they are all a bunch of faggets
> > anyway.
> >
> > They let themselves get killed because they are a bunch of
> > faggets!
> >
> I can't see you, and I actually had a hamburger for lunch today,
> and it wasn't free. You've already proven you don't exist.
>
> Now wait your turn, like a good little bitch.
>
> --
> Terry Austin
>
> Vacation photos from Iceland:
> https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/QaXQkB
>
> "Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
> -- David Bilek
>
> Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

A Tale of Terry Austin:
Chapter One
Once upon a time, in a reform school where little punks had to take it up the ass from the big boys, there lived a little wheelchair bound sack of shit named Terry Austin.
Now Terry didn't have any friends. All the big boys had used his ass so badly that it got loose and they didn't want it anymore. Terry used to beg, but the big boys had better butts to fuck. Then Terry got bitter, because nobody wanted him for anything anymore. And, though he grew, a little, he stayed about 12 years old in his head.
And then Al Gore invented the internet, and Terry realized that it
didn't matter if his asshole was too big for the big boys. He could
go online and try to be the biggest asshole of all.
Sadly, he failed at that, too.
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