Why relativists are trolls.

Androcles

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Dec 21, 2005, 4:08:58 AM12/21/05

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Why relativists are trolls.
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A space shuttle leaves a launch pad at Kennedy Space Centre, Fl. and lands
at Edwards AFB, Ca.
It then takes the return flight on a modified but otherwise regular
airliner.
http://www.nasa.gov/centers/kennedy/images/content/81657main_land-sca.jpg

The return journey east from end of runway, Ca. to launch pad, Fl. is
2226.38 miles. How far west did the shuttle fly?

If your answer is 2226.38 miles you are wrong,
the shuttle flew east -2226.38 miles,
you don't understand negative numbers.
Go back to High School and study. Read text books.

If your answer is -2226.38 miles you are wrong,
the shuttle flew east 24,852*N + (24,852 -2226.38) miles,
N being the number of complete orbits.
Go back to High School and study. Read text books.

If your answer is 24,852*n + (24,852 -2226.38) miles you are wrong,
you don't understand coordinate systems,
the shuttle flew west 2226.38 positive miles.
Go back to High School and study. Read text books.

No matter what you say, you are WRONG and the troll is correct.

tau = t*sqrt(1-v²/c²)
tau = t*sqrt(1-u²/c²)
tau = t*sqrt(1-w²/c²)
xi = (x-vt)/sqrt(1-v²/c²)
eta = (y-ut)/sqrt(1-u²/c²)
zeta= (z-wt)/sqrt(1-w²/c²)
Why did Einstein say
eta = y,
zeta = z?
Did he not know how to move sideways or up?

Androcles.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not
sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

Dirk Van de moortel

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Dec 21, 2005, 5:42:24 AM12/21/05

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"Androcles" <M...@Myplace.org> wrote in message news:KY8qf.3725$PD2....@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...

> Why relativists are trolls.
> =================

[snip pointless rant]

>
> No matter what you say, you are WRONG and the troll is correct.
>
> tau = t*sqrt(1-v²/c²)
> tau = t*sqrt(1-u²/c²)
> tau = t*sqrt(1-w²/c²)
> xi = (x-vt)/sqrt(1-v²/c²)
> eta = (y-ut)/sqrt(1-u²/c²)
> zeta= (z-wt)/sqrt(1-w²/c²)
> Why did Einstein say
> eta = y,
> zeta = z?
> Did he not know how to move sideways or up?

General Lorentz transformation:
( t' ) ( g -g*v*nx -g*v*ny -g*v*nz ) ( t )
( x' ) ( -g*v*nx (g-1)*nx^2+1 (g-1)*ny*nx (g-1)*nz*nx ) ( x )
( y' ) = ( -g*v*ny (g-1)*nx*ny (g-1)*ny^2+1 (g-1)*nz*ny ) ( y )
( z' ) ( -g*v*nz (g-1)*nx*nz (g-1)*ny*nz (g-1)*nz^2+1 ) ( z )
where
v = amplitude of velocity
(nx,ny,nz) = unit vector in direction of velocity
g = 1/sqrt(1-v^2)

Exercise for Androcles:
Retrieve the standard transformations in the cases
where velocity is along the spatial axes.

Dirk Vdm

Bilge

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Dec 25, 2005, 3:29:40 PM12/25/05

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Androcles:

>Why relativists are trolls.
>=================

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the reason your relatives are
trolls should have been evident once you realized you were related
to them. Didn't you ever wonder why your family reunions always take
place under london bridge?

surrealis...@hotmail.com

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Dec 26, 2005, 1:47:57 AM12/26/05

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Androcles wrote:
> Why relativists are trolls.
> =================

...

Since this is a relativity NG, you're the troll.

Androcles

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Dec 26, 2005, 7:29:19 AM12/26/05

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Galilean relativity existed before the first troll claimed it to be an
approximation
of the first order for small quantities.
Since this is a relativity NG, you're another troll.
Noted that you made no attempt to answer the math, as didn't the cunt
Bilge.

Androcles.

Mike

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:01:13 AM12/26/05

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Com' on man. It is now understood that "Dr" Al was a crank but the
preists of knowledge want Relativity as much as some other priests of
knowledge wanted a flat earth way back. Both theories serve exactly the
same purpose: delay human advancement. That is very profitable indeed
to some.

Mike

Androcles

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Dec 26, 2005, 11:52:21 AM12/26/05

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"Mike" <ele...@yahoo.gr> wrote in message
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Mike

Yeah, but it's fun shoving their bullshit back in their faces.
The dumbfucks are too embarrassed to deal with simple math,
so they cry troll instead. The worst of them are those cunts
alt.moron Bilge and local.village.idiot Dork Van de merde,
followed by outrageously psychotic Roberts of accretion disk
near a black hole infamy.

Dirk Van de moortel

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Dec 26, 2005, 12:40:00 PM12/26/05

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Dirk Vdm